| 1 | ->'''Jonas:''' Don't you mean "to''may''to?"\ |
| 2 | '''Steve:''' No, I meant "to''mah''to". Don't forget who invented the language.\ |
| 3 | '''Jonas:''' Yeah, but you also invented soccer, and you're not too good at that anymore.\ |
| 4 | '''Steve:''' Woah, woah. Hang on. We did ''not'' invent soccer.\ |
| 5 | '''Jonas:''' No?\ |
| 6 | '''Steve:''' We invented football.\ |
| 7 | '''Jonas:''' You mean the little girl's game where you guys kick around a little white ball?\ |
| 8 | '''Steve:''' Yeah.\ |
| 9 | '''Jonas:''' That, my friend, is not football.\ |
| 10 | '''Steve:''' OK. Our football is a game where you actually get to ''kick a ball''. With your ''feet''. ''Your'' football, you pretty much use your hands all the time. I mean, what's that about? Was handball already used for something else? |
| 11 | ->-- ''WebVideo/Lonelygirl15'', "LA To LDN". |
| 12 | |
| 13 | -> ''When 7-year-olds play soccer they go, "The ball!" phwew, and then the ball gets kicked over there and they go, "The ball!" And I believe what has happened is in their chase for the story they forgot their positions on the field and they just go, wink, and they run around in a little clump.'' |
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