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1	->'''Tyler Durden:''' ''[To a doctor treating Narrator's wounds]'' He fell down some stairs.\
2	'''Narrator/Jack:''' I fell down some stairs.
3	-->-- ''Film/FightClub''
4
5	->'''Lucio:''' I have to check in with Reyes! I'm already late, he's going to know that something is wrong.\
6	'''Michael:''' Fine, call him. You broke your foot walking down the stairs at the mall, you forgot to call.\
7	'''Lucio:''' ...? Broke my foot? I didn't break my foot.\
8	''[Fiona stomps on his foot, cracking it. Cue screams]''\
9	'''Michael:''' There you go.
10	-->--''Series/BurnNotice'', "Hard Bargain"
11
12	->'''Comm. Braden:''' Where did you get those bruises?\
13	'''Gunter:''' From a bar fight.\
14	'''Comm. Braden''': There was no alcohol in your system.\
15	'''Gunter:''' It was a juice bar.
16	-->-- ''Series/BulletInTheFace''
17
18	->'''Rayne:''' I fell down some stairs.\
19	'''Noel:''' [[DefiedTrope No he didn't. I beat the shit out of him with a smile on my face.]]
20	-->-- ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo''
21
22	->'''Francine:''' Wow, Jeff's really changed.\
23	'''Haley:''' Isn't it great? I don't know what's gotten into him but he has gotten so strong and primal, like a cave man. I wonder if he'll hit me? But only because he really loves me.\
24	'''Francine:''' And sometimes you do talk to much.\
25	'''Haley:''' Yes, yes I do.\
26	'''Francine:''' Ooo, we could say you walked into a door.\
27	'''Haley:''' That's perfect. Thanks, mom.
28	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "Bullocks to Stan"
29
30	->'''Reporter:''' And then, just recently, Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor.\
31	'''Margaret:''' Slipped on an icy patch.\
32	'''Reporter:''' He was decapitated!\
33	'''Margaret:''' It was a ''very'' icy patch.
34	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Boom Town"
35
36	->'''Kryten:''' ''(Removing the mask of Series/SpittingImage UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan)'' But if people see my face, what are they going to think?\
37	'''Rimmer:''' Tell them you had an accident. Tell them you took your car to the crushers and forgot to get out.
38	-->''Series/RedDwarf'', [[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIIIBackwards "Backwards"]]
39
40	->''Oh, my little pretty one, I touch myself\
41	I touch myself\
42	And everywhere I look I always find myself aside myself\
43	I think I'm all together\
44	But I tear myself apart\
45	Because [[SelfHarm I cut myself]]\
46	[[RepeatedForEmphasis I cut myself]]\
47	[[MadnessMantra I cut myself]]\
48	[[BungledSuicide I cut myself]]\
49	[[BaitAndSwitch Shaving!]]''
50	-->-- ''Talkshow Boy - [[https://youtu.be/XmCQQopIh6I?si=Iwxog7fedmRpuFo8 I Cut Myself]]''
51
52	->''"All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we? You slipped and fell onto a shiv. Then you got up and fell backwards onto another shiv. And finally one last shiv fell from the ceiling and into your body. I'm gonna go out on a limb here: I think you got shivved."''
53	-->-- '''Det. Jake Peralta''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
54
55	->'''Lou Landers:''' What happened to your arm?\
56	'''Rick:''' Uh... a bike messenger knocked me down. I see your wrist is bandaged.\
57	'''Lou Landers:''' Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee. And you have a cut on your lip.\
58	'''Rick:''' Uh... my crackpipe broke. You have a scratch on your neck.\
59	'''Lou Landers:''' Yes, I... met a girl on Craigslist. And you have a bruise on your neck.\
60	'''Rick:''' I... met a guy on Craigslist.
61	-->-- ''Film/SuperheroMovie''
62
63	->'''Sundowner:''' [''Reduced to LudicrousGibs''] I have...a call to make...\
64	'''Jetstream Sam:''' [''On the other line''] [[DeadpanSnarker Cut yourself shaving]]?\
65	'''Sundowner:''' [''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Chuckles]]'']...asshole.
66	-->-- ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''
67
68	->'''Elf:''' [''steps out of portal''] (a different puppet was used for him than the previous season)
69	->'''Debbie:''' What happened to you?!
70	->'''Elf:''' Cut myself shaving.
71
72	-->-- ''Series/{{Yonderland}}'', "Panic in the Streets of Yonderland"

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