Line #70 Quotes/ComedicSociopathy


1	->"''Yes, it may be wrong of us to laugh at the misfortunes of others, but God should have thought of that before He made misfortunes totally funny.''"
2	-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}
3
4	->'''Weiss:''' ''[after dropping a bucket of solid ice on Ruby]'' Ha! Now ''that's'' ice water!\
5	'''Yang:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Weiss, I think she's ]]''[[DudeNotFunny concussed!]]''\
6	'''Weiss:''' I think she's pranked, is what she is.
7	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''
8
9	->'''Gary:''' ''Right now you are down and out,\
10	And feelin' really crappy...''\
11	'''Nicky:''' ''I'll say.''\
12	'''Gary:''' ''But when I see how sad you are,\
13	It sorta makes me... happy!''\
14	'''Nicky:''' ''Happy?!''\
15	'''Gary:''' ''Sorry, Nicky; human nature!\
16	Nothin' I can do;\
17	It's schadenfreude,\
18	Makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!''
19	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA Schadenfreude]]''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''
20
21	->'''[[AxCrazy Samerina Volcuzas]]''': The bitch spat on me okay! She didn't know her place! So I showed her where it is. Under my boot. Though to be honest, I think she just stained these boots of mine. Now I must buy another pair of boots again. Can you imagine how much it cost me to buy these things?\
22	'''[[MadScientist Dieter Mengele]]:''' One burned down shopping mall and a hundred innocent civilians?\
23	'''Samerina Volcuzas''': Exactly!
24	-->-- ''FanFic/{{Necrophobia}}'', a ''Manga/FairyTail'' FanFic
25
26	->''Please take my wife, please take my wife\
27	Then I’ll ''take'' your wife, then I’ll ''fuck'' your wife\
28	Just a fucking joke, though its kinda not\
29	There’s a little truth in every single shot\
30	Fueled by hate\
31	Await your fate\
32	Your time has come\
33	To die on stage\
34	It's funny because it's not''
35	-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHeFLL3zGk&feature=related Hatredy]]''', ''{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}}''
36
37	->''It is not enough for me to succeed. Others must fail.''
38	-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'''
39
40	->'''Dwarf:''' By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?!\
41	'''Black Mage''': ''[winking]'' Because it seemed excessively cruel!
42	-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', "[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/11/04/episode-350-first-impressions/ First Impressions]]"
43
44	->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''': Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.
45	-->--'''WesternAnimation/SonicChristmasBlast''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''
46
47	->Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.''
48	-->--'''[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]'''
49
50	->''"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"''
51	-->--'''Anon'''
52
53	->''How do y'all do it?''
54	->''I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song''
55	->''You haven't been sad at all''
56	->''You've been happy, no, You've been laughing''
57	->''That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything''
58	->''It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world''
59	->''I mean, not for the people that are actually sad''
60	->''But for the people like us, that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time''
61	->''Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick''
62	->''Capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!''
63	->''The world isn't sad''
64	->''The world's funny! I get it now I'm a sociopath!''
65	-->--'''Creator/BoBurnham''', "what."
66
67	->''You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!''
68	-->--'''Eddie Hitler''', ''Series/{{Bottom}}''
69
70	->''"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."''
71	-->--'''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
72
73	->''"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean..."
74	-->--'''Barney''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
75
76	->'''Carly:''' So how's Freddie?\
77	'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't that nice]]?''
78	-->--''Series/ICarly'', "[=iSaved=] Your Life"
79
80	->''"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on [[WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC Marvel/DC]]!''
81	-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGMTxjfn0c This trailer]]''' for Season 3 of ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC''
82
83	->''"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's frickin' hilarious!"''
84	-->--'''T-shirt slogan'''
85
86	->'''Ms. Tightpussy:''' That was... horrible, but mildly entertaining.
87	-->--''WebVideo/UltraFastPony''
88
89	->''"[[LampshadeHanging It's weird, no matter how many people he kills, the audience still thinks he's lovable.]]"''
90	-->-- '''[[GenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''' on [[DumbMuscle Thog]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
91
92	-> ''There's an old Earth word. It's called'' schadenfreude - ''the feeling of elation that comes from learning of the suffering of others. Like when you hear that a [[TheRival rival newsman]] was [[IsThisThingStillOn caught cursing in front of a live mike]], or that [[CorruptPolitician a particularly corrupt alderman]] just [[SurpriseCarCrash stepped in front of a garbage truck]]. It's elation accompanied by that twinge of guilt for feeling so good, and the quiet, fervent prayer that something that bad never happens to you.''
93	-->-- '''Michael Liberty''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Starcraft}} Liberty's Crusade]]''.
94
95	->"I absolutely believe that jokes should always be at someone's expense."
96	-->--'''Creator/ChristopherHitchens'''
97
98	->''"Go on, laugh! But you won't be laughing when you're crushed by a giant meteor. That's only funny when it happens to someone else! Comedy 101 people!"''
99	-->--'''Dr. Eggman''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', ''Spacemageddonocalypse''
100
101	->'''Lisa:''' Dad, do you know what ''schadenfreude'' is?
102	->'''Homer:''' No, I do not know what ''schadenfreude'' is. [[SarcasmMode Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.]]
103	->'''Lisa:''' It's a German term for shameful joy; taking pleasure in the suffering of others.
104	->'''Homer:''' Oh, come on, Lisa. I'm just glad to see [Flanders] fall flat on his butt! He's usually all happy and comfortable and surrounded by loved ones. And it makes me feel...! What's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours?
105	->'''Lisa:''' Sour grapes.
106	->'''Homer:''' Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
107	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "When Flanders Failed"
108
109	-> ''' Random by-passer watching teams set up something outside while windy: '''When they do something stupid, we think it’s funny.
110	-->--''Series/AmazingRace'', season 18 (US) finale
111
112	->''"Haha. Oh, Discord... You make even the most upsetting things sound so fun."''
113	-->--'''Fluttershy''', ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyTransformersFriendshipInDisguise''
114
115	->'''Leonard:''' No matter who I give the funds to, someone's gonna be upset with me.\
116	'''Sheldon:''' You really care if people are angry at you?\
117	'''Leonard:''' Of course.\
118	'''Sheldon:''' [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Interesting]]. Why don't you got to the store and get me some tapioca pudding or I'm gonna be angry at you.\
119	'''Leonard:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\
120	'''Sheldon:''' So it comes and goes?\
121	'''Leonard:''' How do you not care what people think of you?\
122	'''Sheldon:''' It's easy. I mean, not beating you at chess easy, but what is?\
123	'''Leonard:''' Wait. ''You'' can make this decision. You don't care if you upset people, [[BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork you can pick for me]].\
124	'''Sheldon:''' I certainly could.\
125	'''Leonard:''' Oh, great.\
126	'''Sheldon:''' But I won't. I think this is a learning opportunity for you.\
127	'''Leonard:''' Oh Sheldon, c'mon.\
128	'''Sheldon:''' Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?\
129	'''Leonard:''' Yes!\
130	'''Sheldon:''' Ask me how I feel about that.
131	-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Grant Allocation Derivation"
132
133	->''"This is some hilarious stuff, losers! It's got a setup, a punchline, a dude gets hurt? Come on!"''
134	-->-- '''Muscle Man''', ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', "Go Viral"

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