History Quotes / ComedicSociopathy

22nd Mar '16 1:15:44 PM TeraChimera
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->'''Ms. Tightpussy:''' That was... horrible, but mildly entertaining.
-->--''WebVideo/UltraFastPony''
28th Nov '15 3:05:41 PM Sterok
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-->-- ''FanFic/{{Necrophobia}}'', a FairyTail FanFic

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-->-- ''FanFic/{{Necrophobia}}'', a FairyTail ''Manga/FairyTail'' FanFic
6th Sep '15 2:31:12 AM ManhattanTheory
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->'''[[AxCrazy Samerina Volcuzas]]''': The bitch spat on me okay! She didn't know her place! So I showed her where it is. Under my boot. Though to be honest, I think she just stained these boots of mine. Now I must buy another pair of boots again. Can you imagine how much it caused me to buy these things?\\

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->'''[[AxCrazy Samerina Volcuzas]]''': The bitch spat on me okay! She didn't know her place! So I showed her where it is. Under my boot. Though to be honest, I think she just stained these boots of mine. Now I must buy another pair of boots again. Can you imagine how much it caused cost me to buy these things?\\
6th Sep '15 2:30:18 AM ManhattanTheory
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->'''[[AxCrazy Samerina Volcuzas]]''': The bitch spat on me okay! She didn't know her place! So I showed her where it is. Under my boot. Though to be honest, I think she just stained these boots of mine. Now I must buy another pair of boots again. Can you imagine how much it caused me to buy these things?\\
'''[[MadScientist Dieter Mengele]]:''' One burned down shopping mall and a hundred innocent civilians?\\
'''Samerina Volcuzas''': Exactly!
-->-- ''FanFic/{{Necrophobia}}'', a FairyTail FanFic
24th Jul '15 6:44:44 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHeFLL3zGk&feature=related Hatredy]]''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}''

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-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHeFLL3zGk&feature=related Hatredy]]''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}''
''{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}}''
19th Aug '13 5:31:44 PM johnnyfog
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'''Black Mage''' ''[winking]'':''' Because it seemed excessively cruel!

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'''Black Mage''' ''[winking]'':''' Mage''': ''[winking]'' Because it seemed excessively cruel!
19th Aug '13 5:30:14 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Dwarf:''' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/11/04/episode-350-first-impressions/ By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?!]]
->'''[[FauxAffablyEvil Black Mage]] ''[winking]'':''' Because it seemed excessively cruel!
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' disguised as Santa Claus: ''Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.''
-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
-->--[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]

->''"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"''
-->--'''Anon'''



->'''Eddie''', matter of factly: ''You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!''

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->'''Eddie''', matter ->''Please take my wife, please take my wife\\
Then Iíll ''take'' your wife, then Iíll ''fuck'' your wife\\
Just a fucking joke, though its kinda not\\
Thereís a little truth in every single shot\\
Fueled by hate\\
Await your fate\\
Your time has come\\
To die on stage\\
It's funny because it's not''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHeFLL3zGk&feature=related Hatredy]]''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}''

->''It is not enough for me to succeed. Others must fail.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->'''Dwarf:''' By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?!\\
'''Black Mage''' ''[winking]'':''' Because it seemed excessively cruel!
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', "[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/11/04/episode-350-first-impressions/ First Impressions]]"

->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''': Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery
of factly: ''You millions.
-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
-->--[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]

->''"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"''
-->--'''Anon'''

->"You
know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!''one!"



->''"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."''

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->''"Comedy's ->"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."''"



->''"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''..."''

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->''"[[EvilLaugh ->"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''..."''"



->'''Carly:''' So how's Freddie?
->'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?''

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->'''Carly:''' So how's Freddie?
->'''Mrs.
Freddie?\\
'''Mrs.
Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?''nice]]?



->''Comedy is death, HATREDY. / Step before the spotlight, / Laughter is your death-right / Crash and burn in horror''
->''Make them squirm / Want to leave / After they / buy their drinks''
->''I hate this audience / Regardless of applaudience / Like to take you away / Burn you in piles of hate''
->''I hate the talent here / So dull and so full of fear''
->''I'll beat you all to the punch / With an axe and a hack to the guts''
->''I'll take the microphone stand / Run it through your neck''
->''Cut off both your hands / Is this thing even fucking on?''
->''Are you fucking deaf / Or just too scared to run?''
->''Please take my wife, please take my wife / Then Iíll take your wife, then Iíll fuck your wife''
->''Just a fucking joke, though its kinda' not / Thereís a little truth in every single shot''
->''Fueled by hate / Await your fate / Your time has come / To die on stage''
->''It's funny / Because it's not''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHeFLL3zGk&feature=related Hatredy]]''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}''
30th Jun '13 7:35:12 PM feral
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->'''Carly:''' So how's Freddie?
->'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?''
-->--''Series/ICarly'', "[=iSaved=] Your Life"

->''"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''..."''
-->--'''Barney''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->''"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on [[ImAMarvelAndImADC Marvel/DC]]!''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGMTxjfn0c This trailer]]''' for Season 3 of ''ImAMarvelAndImADC''

->''"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's frickin' hilarious!"''
-->--'''T-shirt slogan'''

->''"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."''
-->--'''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
-->--[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]



->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' disguised as Santa Claus: ''Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.''
-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
-->--[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]






->''"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."''
-->--'''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''..."''
-->--'''Barney''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->'''Carly:''' So how's Freddie?
->'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?''
-->--''Series/ICarly'', "[=iSaved=] Your Life"

->''"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on [[ImAMarvelAndImADC Marvel/DC]]!''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGMTxjfn0c This trailer]]''' for Season 3 of ''ImAMarvelAndImADC''



->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' disguised as Santa Claus: ''Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.''
-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

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->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' disguised as Santa Claus: ''Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when ->''"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's based on the misery of millions.''
-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''
frickin' hilarious!"''
-->--'''T-shirt slogan'''
3rd Dec '12 2:24:49 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA Schadenfreude]]''', ''AvenueQ''


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-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA Schadenfreude]]''', ''AvenueQ''

''Theatre/AvenueQ''

6th Aug '12 1:02:44 AM FELH2
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-->--''ICarly'', "[=iSaved=] Your Life"

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-->--''ICarly'', -->--''Series/ICarly'', "[=iSaved=] Your Life"



-->--'''Barney''', ''HowIMetYourMother''

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-->--'''Barney''', ''HowIMetYourMother''
''Series/HowIMetYourMother''



-->--'''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is {{Shakespeare}}'s first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.

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-->--'''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}''

''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is {{Shakespeare}}'s Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
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