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1->"Poppycocteau"
2->So then I went to Liverpool,
3->and got held up outside a
4->nightclub by two merchant
5->seamen who said:
6->"give us your money or give
7->us your trousers."
8->And as I handed them my
9->trousers...
10->(Well, you've got to make the
11->Most of Life, haven't you?)
12-->'''[[Music/TheSmiths Morrissey]]'''
13-->''August/Winter Eighty-hate.''
14
15->'''Stewie:''' I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's Navy\
16'''Sailors:''' And your record will stand as proof\
17'''Stewie:''' Be it galleon or freighter I'm an expert navigator\
18'''Sailors:''' And you're also a world-class poof\
19'''Stewie:''' My manner quite effete Is mistaken on the street For a sailor that can pirouette on cue Well despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two But I'd rather get in on with you!\
20'''Sailors:''' Hahaha!
21-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''The Thin White Line''
22
23->Oh ye who go about saying unto each other, "Hello, sailor!":\
24Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?
25-->'''VideoGame/{{Zork}} I'''
26
27->"I don't think women and seamen mix."
28-->--'''Waylon Smithers,''' pulling a classic DoubleEntendre, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
29
30
31->'''Q''': How do they separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
32->'''A''': With a crowbar.

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