Quotes: Hello, Sailor!

So then I went to Liverpool,
and got held up outside a
nightclub by two merchant
seamen who said:
"give us your money or give
us your trousers."
And as I handed them my
(Well, you've got to make the
Most of Life, haven't you?)
August/Winter Eighty-hate.

Stewie: I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's Navy
Sailors: And your record will stand as proof
Stewie: Be it galleon or freighter\ I'm an expert navigator
Sailors: And you're also a world-class poof
Stewie: My manner quite effete\ Is mistaken on the street\ For a sailor that can pirouette on cue\ Well despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two\ But I'd rather get in on with you!
Sailors: Hahaha!
Family Guy, The Thin White Line

Oh ye who go about saying unto each other, "Hello, sailor!":
Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?
Zork I