1 | ->''"Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in ''Film/HorribleBosses 2''. Sorry, Jen, but [[http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/11/15/enhanced-buzz-5790-1384200118-35.jpg Magic Earring Ken]] wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better"'' |
2 | -->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/05/night-crumbs-244/ Michael K.]]''' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"Dildos, incidentally, are used for comic effect throughout this permanently flexing, closeted fratboy, macho romp. There’s also [[LittlePeopleAreSurreal a little person]] in a fight scene, for literally no other reason than to have him hauled into the air by Wrestling/DwayneJohnson while his tiny legs kick against the wall, as Creator/MichaelBay guffaws offscreen [[HookersAndBlow into a giant mountain of coke]]."'' |
5 | -->-- '''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/13/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-preamble/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/PainAndGain'' |
6 | |
7 | ->'''David''': We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, [[Music/MichaelJackson every day is Thriller Night.]] |
8 | ->'''Chris''': If this show would’ve opened with Clark wearing that jacket and telling Lois '[[FlyingUnderTheGaydar I’m not like other guys]],' I would declare it the greatest use of television ever." |
9 | -->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Shield") |
10 | |
11 | ->'''Anders''': Sometimes we talk like little girls. At least one of us... |
12 | ->'''Troels''': Wha- How dare you! If anyone's the woman in this relationship it's you! You love romance and cry at movies constantly! |
13 | ->'''Anders''': Says the man who just watched [[Film/JaneEyre1996 Jean Aya]] and didn't like the [[Series/PrideAndPrejudice1995 Pride and Prejudice series]] because he prefers the movie Mr. Darcy. |
14 | ->'''Troels''': '''[[BerserkButton Jane Eyre!! Say it fucking right!!]]''' |
15 | -->-- '''Anders Holm''' and '''Troels Overgaard''' from the Danish podcast ''Movie Talk'' sum up their relationship. |
16 | |
17 | ->''"They are not a couple, or even gay for that matter. Just very, very Danish."'' |
18 | -->-- '''{{Creator/Humon}}''' [[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Movie-Talk-472659973 on]] the above quote. |
19 | |
20 | ->''"People with good taste in television might recognize Mike as the ridiculous cartoon of a man who went on to become the [[Series/AmericanGladiators American Gladiator]] named Thor and the American Gladiator named Titan. Mike is what sexy firemen use as ''their'' calendars."'' |
21 | -->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]] |
22 | |
23 | ->''"In the first movie, Travolta plays a streetwise kid who likes to dance at discos on the weekend. In the sequel, he's a Broadway dancer who wears scraps of denim and rolls in grease before performances. This was what [[TheEighties the 1980s]] did to people."'' |
24 | -->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-80s-music-videos/ on]] ''[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Staying Alive]]'' (1983) |
25 | |
26 | ->''"That guy is so gay, I'll bet you anything he's straight."'' |
27 | -->-- '''Peter Dragon''' talking about a director, ''Series/{{Action}}'' |
28 | |
29 | ->'''Zarbon''': Lord Freeza, I really need to use the [[SpaceX Space Skype]].\ |
30 | '''Freeza''': Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?\ |
31 | '''Zarbon''': [[WhamLine Well, I need to call my girlfriend.]]\ |
32 | '''Freeza''': Well, ''I''... Ginyu, I'll call you back. (''turns off the Space Skype'') Come again?\ |
33 | '''Zarbon''': You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.\ |
34 | '''Freeza''': Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.\ |
35 | '''Zarbon''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, you thought I was single?]]\ |
36 | '''Freeza''': Well, no, I just... [[MistakenForGay I thought you were into...]] You know, it really doesn't matter.\ |
37 | '''Zarbon''': Well, it matters to ''me'' because, frankly, it sounds like you thought I was--\ |
38 | '''Orlen''': Lord Freeza, Vegeta's broken out of the healing t-- (''gets blasted'')\ |
39 | '''Freeza''': [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.]] |
40 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
41 | |
42 | ->'''Vegeta''': Hey, it's the gay one.\ |
43 | '''Zarbon''': Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit! |
44 | -->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Kai Abridged]]'' |
45 | |
46 | ->'''Frasier''': Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that [[StraightGay you]] might be gay.\ |
47 | '''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight. \ |
48 | '''Frasier''': ...Thank you. |
49 | -->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' |
50 | |
51 | ->'''Barney:''' [Gay people] start something, then six months later everyone follows. It's like, now everyone gets manicures.\ |
52 | '''Ted:''' Yeah, I don't get manicures.\ |
53 | '''Barney:''' Okay then, like how, like getting your chest waxed.\ |
54 | '''Lily:''' ''(gasp)'' You get you chest waxed? |
55 | -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' |
56 | |
57 | ->'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Music/DepecheMode?\ |
58 | '''The Monarch''': Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!\ |
59 | '''Dr. Girlfriend''': Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the [=VH1=].\ |
60 | '''The Monarch''': But he's the guy from Music/DepecheMode! That's impossible!\ |
61 | '''Dr. Girlfriend''': Straight!\ |
62 | '''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Music/DepecheMode! |
63 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' |
64 | |
65 | ->"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean." |
66 | -->-- '''[[WholesomeCrossdresser Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''Series/TwinPeaks'' |
67 | |
68 | ->'''Raj''': No, I'm not gay, if anything I'm metrosexual.\ |
69 | '''Dr. Koothrappali''': What's that?\ |
70 | '''Raj''': It means I like women as well as their skincare products. |
71 | -->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Transporter Malfunction" |
72 | |
73 | ->''"I sleep with women but musicals make me feel gay!"'' |
74 | -->--'''Sam Brownstein''', ''Film/StageFright2014'' |
75 | |
76 | ->''"Why would someone assume I'm a friend of Creator/{{Ellen|Degeneres}}? Just because I'm mannish, and highly aggressive, and have short hair, and I only wear tracksuits, and I coach a girls' sport, and I married myself... It just doesn't make sense!"'' |
77 | -->--'''Sue Sylvester''', ''Series/{{Glee}}'' |
78 | |
79 | ->''I wear women's underwear''\ |
80 | ''And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror''\ |
81 | ''I cross my legs just like a queer''\ |
82 | ''But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya''\ |
83 | ''What defines a straight man's straight?''\ |
84 | ''Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12-ounce steak?''\ |
85 | ''I tell you what a woman loves most''\ |
86 | ''It's a man who can slap but can also stroke'' |
87 | -->-- ''Music/MotherMother'', "Verbatim" |
88 | |
89 | ->'''Teddy:''' You know, I think I have my own little theory as to why [Felix's] wife wasn't happy.\ |
90 | '''Oscar:''' He's not gay.\ |
91 | '''Roy:''' Are you sure? He seems a little gay.\ |
92 | '''Oscar:''' No, he seems ''incredibly gay'', but he's not. |
93 | -->-- ''Series/TheOddCouple2015'' |
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