Line #5 PlayingWith/GagPenis


1	''A DoubleEntendre [[AccidentalInnuendo was not intended here]].''
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4	'''Basic Trope''': Large penis size PlayedForLaughs as opposed to seriously affecting sex life.
5	* '''[[AccidentalPun Straight]]''':
6	** Bob's penis measures 14" fully erect and the lump is visible through his pants, and he's the center of attention at the [[WildTeenParty house party]].
7	** Bob brags to Dave about his size by holding up [[EroticEating a hot dog bun]] while gesturing toward a woman and pointing to his groin with the other hand.
8	* '''Exaggerated''':
9	** Actually, it measures 3' ''flaccid'' and dangles in one of his pant legs.
10	** Bob lies down on the ground with his balls pressed against the base of a governmental flagpole.
11	* '''Downplayed''': One of Bob's friends teases him about how he usually has a visible bulge in his trousers, although he's not freakishly well-endowed. It's 8" hard, but that's never mentioned.
12	* '''Justified''':
13	** Bob is in a fraternity contest or TV game show requiring him to use these jokes to proceed.
14	** Bob is a porn star who frequently makes jokes about his junk.
15	* '''Inverted''': TeenyWeenie
16	* '''Gender Inverted''':
17	** BoobBasedGag and HartmanHips.
18	** Alice, a trans woman, is forced to go bottomless because of her enormous girth.
19	** Alice, a cisgender woman, has an oversized clitoris that is played for laughs.
20	* '''Subverted''':
21	** Bob holds up a banana for a moment, then sets it aside next to the other groceries...
22	* '''Double Subverted''': ...and grabs an even larger cucumber to wave at his girlfriend[=/=]wife when she asks if he's finished.
23	* '''Parodied''':
24	** All men's penis sizes are indicated by varieties of trees or whales, while women are shown next to these symbols in actual size... and the women have expressions of ''anticipation''.
25	** Bob's penis is measured in miles or kilometers, and is able to act as an additional arm.
26	* '''Zig Zagged''': ???
27	* '''Averted''':
28	** No one jokes about penis size, or jokes are about other aspects of sex (romance, attitudes) instead of equipment.
29	** [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Large penis sizes are seriously believed to affect a man's sex life]], and Bob's larger-than-usual penis causes problems in his relationships.
30	* '''Enforced''': The MoralGuardians want to [[HarmfulToMinors keep explicit sexual imagery out of TV]], so symbols are hidden in the show as {{Parental Bonus}}es.
31	* '''Lampshaded''': "Bob, your dick isn't so much envious as it is hilarious."
32	* '''Invoked''': Bob carries several phallic objects in his backpack or suitcase, and the one he's holding in his hand indicates his interest in the girl he's curently looking at.
33	* '''Exploited''': Bob knows what he's got and tries to make jokes about it because everyone knows dick jokes are funny, right?
34	* '''Defied''': Bob avoids such symbols to avoid offending the girl he's currently dating.
35	* '''Discussed''':
36	-->'''Alice''': "Bob, you're gigantic!"\
37	'''Bob''': "Yup."
38	* '''Conversed''': "You could put Bob in a jousting competition with a dick that big."
39	* '''Deconstructed''':
40	** Bob's girlfriend dumps him because she thinks [[AllMenArePerverts he's only concerned with giving her his banana]].
41	** [[BigPrickBigProblems Bob's large penis often gets him into trouble]], such as getting an extremely obvious erection in public or people thinking he's concealing a gun at an airport. He initially has good luck with the ladies, but when it comes time to do the deed most women find his penis TOO big and even painful to use.
42	** Bob suffers from medical problems like taking a long time to develop a stiffy (by which point his partner's mood has probably cooled), being more prone to penile fractures, and even being unable to keep so much blood in there at one time since it literally does deprive the rest of him of blood to the point that it makes him lightheaded. All of these things combine to make anything sexy more trouble than they're worth, and he eventually ceases to find jokes at his expense funny on account of being unable to lead a fulfilling sex life despite being so gifted downstairs.
43	* '''Reconstructed''': Bob only uses these gags during foreplay or when context is otherwise appropriate.
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45	[[MediumAwareness Run your computer's pointer finger]] [[GagPenis along this long link and touch the periods at the end...]]
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47	%% Optional items, added after Conversed, at your discretion:
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49	%%* '''Implied''': ???
50	%%* '''Plotted A Good Waste''': ???
51	%%* '''Played For Laughs''': ???

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