1 | Ninja in orange\ |
2 | A demon in his stomach\ |
3 | Wants to be leader\ |
4 | --@/LEXicon712 |
5 | |
6 | Blondie prankster kid\ |
7 | Shapeshifts into busty girls\ |
8 | [[AsianFoxSpirit Demon fox]]? [[SarcasmMode Really?]]\ |
9 | --{{@/banjo2E}} |
10 | |
11 | Dude with god complex\ |
12 | Left Konoha [[spoiler:a crater]]\ |
13 | Got owned by a book.\ |
14 | --{{@/Av12971}} |
15 | |
16 | Awesome blue shark guy\ |
17 | [[spoiler:Died in an anticlimax\ |
18 | Got his head chopped off]]\ |
19 | --{{@/CrazedNinja}} |
20 | |
21 | Kids were friends/rivals\ |
22 | They became [[{{Pun}} best]] [[RivalTurnedEvil enemies]]\ |
23 | Obsession ensued. |
24 | --Zerah92 |
25 | |
26 | A Theory About A MissingMom I Like To Call "Hikari Hyuga": |
27 | |
28 | A good twist to pull?\ |
29 | Hinata's mother was the\ |
30 | ''Actual'' target. |
31 | |
32 | A suitor sought war\ |
33 | Because Hiashi stole her\ |
34 | And said, "I've had it." |
35 | |
36 | So, he pulled some strings\ |
37 | And made it seem like the Cloud\ |
38 | Sought the Byakugan. |
39 | |
40 | He poisoned her\ |
41 | Then staged a phony Cloud coup\ |
42 | To cover his tracks. |
43 | |
44 | "Who cares if those two\ |
45 | Go to war?" [[ForTheEvulz He cruelly jests.]]\ |
46 | "They've had it coming." |
47 | |
48 | "History will look\ |
49 | Back upon this day and pin\ |
50 | The blame elsewhere." |
51 | |
52 | "And I will gaze upon\ |
53 | All their ignorant assumptions\ |
54 | With a tacit smirk." |
55 | |
56 | "The Cloud ninja\ |
57 | I sent is fodder. He'll die.\ |
58 | The Cloud will want blood." |
59 | |
60 | "An eye for an eye\ |
61 | Will mean the Hyuga's head will\ |
62 | Be the recompense." |
63 | |
64 | "This way, I get two\ |
65 | For the price of one! Hiashi\ |
66 | AND Hikari will fall!" |
67 | |
68 | But the plan backfired:\ |
69 | Hizashi just took his place\ |
70 | SpannerInTheWorks. |
71 | |
72 | Still, a half-revenge\ |
73 | Was better than none at all.\ |
74 | He was satisfied. |
75 | |
76 | He played his cards well\ |
77 | And none would be the wiser.\ |
78 | Best not to risk more. |
79 | |
80 | Hikari had died;\ |
81 | Her husband, widowed, bitter--\ |
82 | Looked down at his kids |
83 | |
84 | And was reminded.\ |
85 | Reminded of what he lost.\ |
86 | He took it out on them. |
87 | |
88 | "Perhaps this is better,"\ |
89 | The suitor mulls to himself.\ |
90 | "Hiashi will live in grief... |
91 | |
92 | "He's sure to give his\ |
93 | Family hell as he struggles\ |
94 | With the heartbreak." |
95 | |
96 | "May the Hyuga now\ |
97 | Lead a cursed existence.\ |
98 | Enjoy all my spite." |
99 | |
100 | And thus Hiashi\ |
101 | Thinks the conflict is gone...\ |
102 | While the suitor gloats |
103 | |
104 | Satisfied because\ |
105 | If he couldn't have her, then...\ |
106 | No one could... ''NO ONE.''\ |
107 | --Tropers/{{Maddoxsort}} |
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