Line #21 Funny/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:"I'd say he's hot on our tail!"]]
3	* In the first episode, Prince Hugo of Giant Land sends Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad a message asking for help.
4	-->'''Toad:''' That was the first letter we ever got that was bigger than the post office.
5	** Big Mouth's assesment of Prince Hugo:
6	-->'''Big Mouth:''' That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, b-b-bravest prince ever! Even for a giant, he's a giant.
7	** King Koopa orders Kooky, Cheatsy, Bully and Big Mouth to step forward. Neither of them move with Kootie Pie, Hip and Hop stepping back instead.
8	* The episode where they freed Crimewave Clyde from jail to teach the Koopalings to rob. Big Mouth takes it too far by stealing from his own siblings.
9	-->'''Kootie Pie:''' Big Mouth! That's mine! I stole it all personally!!\
10	'''Clyde:''' No, no, no! You're not supposed to rob ''each other!'' Do we have to go over this again?!
11	** Then Hip and Hop go even further by stealing...''[[ItsPersonal from Clyde.]]''
12	-->'''Clyde:''' Hey! Cut it out! Give that back right now! You guys are driving me crazy!
13	* King Koopa having a cold in "Do The Koopa", and a running gag of his kids not being able to understand him.
14	** The Doom Dancer Music Box falling off the Doomship and landing on a Goomba.
15	* Cheatsy listening to the background music on a Walkman in "Never Koop A Koopa."
16	** Earlier, Princess Toadstool announces her plan to turn Castle Koopa into a retirement home for elderly Mushrooms, to which Toad says "Remind me never to grow old!"
17	* Kootie Pie throwing her birthday presents out the window in "Reptiles In The Rose Garden", followed by literally kicking her birthday cake in the same fashion.
18	** Big Mouth's assessment of Kootie Pie's birthday present.
19	-->'''Big Mouth:''' Give that brat a country and she ''finally'' stops nagging!
20	** The President only being seen talking on the phone, even when the White House is underwater.
21	** This line after Koopa transports the White House to the bottom of the Mushroom Sea.
22	-->'''Mrs. President:''' ''Help''! The President ''can't swim''!
23	** Mario's first attempt to send the White House back to Washington results in it [[EpicFail being placed on]] ''[[EpicFail the Washington Monument.]]''
24	-->'''Mario:''' Whoops!\
25	'''First Lady:''' Oh, Mario! I don't mean to complain, Mario, but my husband can't run the country from up here!
26	** To infiltrate in the Doomship, Mario and Luigi wear [[PaperThinDisguise obviously fake Hammer Bros armor]]. When Luigi expresses doubt in that plan, Mario reassures him "You're my own brother and even I don't recognize you". As soon as they're on board...
27	-->'''Sledge Bro:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Putting on a little weight, aren't you Mario?]]
28	* "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel":
29
30	** "Hey, Mario! [[MoodWhiplash WAAAAAAAH!]]"
31	** Koopa sucking his thumb even after Kooky turns him back into an adult.
32	** Plus the scene where Koopa and Kooky pose as plumbers to fix a lady's bathroom drain, when they actually plan to clog it.
33	-->'''Woman:''' Um, how are you doing in there, costumed plumbers?
34	-->'''Koopa:''' Aww shut yer trap!
35	-->'''Woman:''' Gracious! How rude! I thought you made plumbing a party!
36	-->'''Kooky:''' brings more furniture into the bathroom We do, lady! This is a fun game called [[LargeHam STUFF YOUR FURNITURE DOWN THE DRAIN!]]
37	* Kootie Pie forcing herself to eat pasta in "The Beauty of Kootie".
38	** Plus this famous scene:
39	-->'''Kootie Pie''': And believe me, Cheatsy, Casanova's the only reptile for me! [kisses Casanova multiple times and in doing so accidentally changes him back to Luigi with her wand]
40	-->'''Cheatsy''': [gasps] Luigi!?
41	-->'''Luigi''': Luigi?
42	-->'''Kootie Pie''': AAAHH!! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!! I'll [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon tie your lips behind your head!]] And you'll never kiss again!
43	* The RunningGag of Koopa wanting to take a nap in "True Colors."
44	* The entirety of "Kootie Pie Rocks." And not just because it's HilariousInHindsight.
45	* "Mush-Rumors:" Kootie Pie's panicked description of the aliens to King Koopa.
46	** Cheatsy finger-pointing at the end the same episode. What makes this funny is that he was ''never'' a part of the original rumor-spreading.
47	** Kooky explaining the truth about the aliens to Koopa beforehand, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck with visible sweat beads]].
48	* Luigi '''''SCARING THE BOOS''''' in ''Misadventures in Babysitting''. Double as CMOA.
49	* From "Recycled Koopa" where the Koopalings try to clean their trash:
50	-->'''Kootie Pie''': OH NO! I broke a nail! [[TooProudForLowlyWork This is no job for someone as magnificently beautiful as I]]!
51	-->'''Bully''': You? ''Beautiful!?'' I thought you were part of the garbage, Kootie Pie!
52	-->'''Kootie Pie''': ALL RIGHT! This is war!
53	** Luigi freaking out after one Koopa's Doomship cannonballs get him. After, he hurriedly rubs his tail with his hands mid-flight.
54	* In "Princess Toadstool For President," the Princess ends up winning by a vote of '''6,436,212''' to ''one''. Not only is this an amazing number, it means even the ''Koopalings'' voted for her over King Koopa!
55	-->'''King Koopa:''' How could I be the only guy who voted for me?
56	-->'''Cheatsy:''' We couldn’t help it, King Dad! We had to vote for her! She’s so nice, and you’re so, so...
57	-->'''King Koopa:''' ''(Growls angrily)''
58	-->'''Cheatsy:''' Exactly, Dad!
59	** Also, anytime Koopa acts sickeningly nice in the same episode.
60	** Koopa's reaction to Cheatsy telling him to be nice.
61	--> Me? Nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!
62	** The bros' conversation upon arriving in Dark Land:
63	-->'''Luigi:''' Yeesh, Dark Land gives me the creeps.
64	-->'''Mario:''' That's because it's filled with them.\
65	''(Luigi seems some tanks approaching)''
66	-->'''Luigi:''' ''Tanks'' for reminding me.
67	-->'''Mario:''' No time for jokes Luigi! Make ''tracks''!
68	** Koopa's reaction to his nice guy potion wearing off:
69	--> Hurry! Being nice is killing me!
70	* This exchange between Princess Toadstool and Toad in ''Up, Up, and a Koopa''.
71	--> '''Toad:''' It's really hard to control these racoon powered wings. I must look ridiculous.\
72	'''Princess Toadstool:''' Don't be so self-conscious. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall It's not like you're on television with millions of people watching you]]. Now come on, we gotta find Mario and Luigi.
73	** Consider this as half [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]] as well, seeing the Princess and Toad on the rescuing end for once.
74	* This scene in "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario":
75	--> '''Princess Toadstool:''' I wonder what made the mummy so upset?\
76	''(Hip and Hop run by right after she said that, carrying the mummy's son)''
77	** Mario's reaction to the mummy mistaking him as her son:
78	--> '''Mario:''' Lady, if you weren't so wrapped up in yourself, you could see I'm not your little boy!
79	* In "Oh, Brother!", Mario drives Luigi crazy by dancing to music while he's trying to read.
80	-->'''Mario:''' I wanna listen to music. This record's hot! ''(Luigi takes the record from the record player)'' Huh?
81	-->'''Luigi:''' ''(throws the record in the fireplace)'' There, now it's even HOTTER!
82	** After Luigi throws the record into the fire, it makes the lost life sound effect from [=SMB1=]!
83	** Mario and Luigi getting into a BigBallOfViolence with multiple sound effects playing from the [=SMB3=] game.

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