Line #10 Funny/LegoIsland


1	A lot of exchanges in the games can be quite hilarious or some of the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment BLAM]]s that can happen frequently.
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3	* This spectator exchange when watching Studs as he does his practice laps on the track.
4	-->'''Red Greenbase''': What's the fastest you've ever driven?\
5	'''Polly Gone''': 200.\
6	''(Nick issues her a ticket.)''\
7	'''Bradford Brickford''': 100!\
8	''(Nick issues him another ticket.)''\
9	'''Shiney Doris''': 50.\
10	''(Nick issues a ticket to her.)''\
11	'''Shiney''': Hey! 50 is legal!\
12	''(Nick issues yet another ticket when she threw the first one on the ground.)''\
13	'''Shiney''': What's this one for?\
14	'''Nick''': Littering.
15	* Enter and Return's [[EstablishingCharacterMoment introduction]]:
16	-->'''Enter''': {{Incoming}}\
17	'''Return''': Outgoing!\
18	''(Both collide into each other and fall apart before reassembling each other.)''\
19	'''Enter''': Hey that's mine!\
20	'''Return''': No it's mine!\
21	'''Enter''': Since when do ''you'' wear that color?
22	** Keep in mind that they were both in white hospital uniforms.
23	** All of the stuff they loaded into the (seemingly) {{Hammerspace}} ambulance.
24	--->'''Enter''': ''(loads in the stretcher)'' We gotta have this!\
25	'''Return''': ''(adds the siren)'' And this!\
26	'''Enter''': Can't go without the shark!\
27	'''Return''': I hope there's room for the tree!\
28	'''Enter''': ''(provides an umbrella)'' And what do we do if it's hot out there?!\
29	'''Return''': ''(grabs a mailbox)'' What if we have to mail a letter?\
30	''(With that last item loaded, they close the back of the ambulance and prepare to head out)''
31	** Rescuing the person who was choking on a shark, who was choking on a dog, who was choking on a cat, [[{{OverlyLongGag}} who was choking on a parrot]]
32	--->'''Papa''': We've got to put up a sign. "No pets allowed."\
33	'''Parrot''': Man, is it hard to get some sleep around here or what?!
34	** And the exchange once he's on the stretcher.
35	--->'''Enter''': Now, don't drop him!\
36	'''Return''': You mean like that other guy.\
37	'''Enter''': Whatever happened to him?\
38	'''Return''': Who?\
39	'''Enter''': The other guy.\
40	'''Return''': We dropped him!\
41	'''Enter''': Well, don't drop him!
42	* Valerie Stubbins riding her jet ski like it's a wild bull.
43	* As Laura, you can change people's moods (their way of walking). One such mood has their heads literally bobbing up-and-down as they walk, as though their heads were barely attached to their bodies.
44	* As Pepper, you can change a character's hair or hat. It's possible to have every guy on the island walking around with a cat, pizza, parrot, or coffee mug on their head.
45	* Sometimes, when approaching the Pizzeria, Red Greenbase and Polly Gone appear for this exchange:
46	--> '''Red Greenbase:''' Best pizza on the island, even if it wasn't the only pizza on the island. I just ate 10 quadruple garlic and bean pizzas while listening to songs on the jukebox. (''laughs'')\
47	'''Polly Gone:''' Oh, I love that jukebox. And I love those quintuple anchovy-jalapeno pizzas too.\
48	'''Red Greenbase:''' I think I'll go listen to the jukebox and eat about...10 more of these! (''turns to go in to place his order, but then begins trembling in place'')\
49	'''Polly Gone:''' Houston, I think we may have a problem...! (''Red bursts into pieces, knocking Polly over before Red's head bounces off hers as it comes down'')
50	* In the second game, Papa gives us [[http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/SJPlego/Software/Island/angry-papa-and-brickster-bot.jpg a priceless facial expression]] in the cutscene that plays after returning from Adventurers' Island.
51	** For added hilarity, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj0U9NN6pPc this mod]] replaced Pepper's face with this expression.
52	* In ''LEGO Island 2'', if Pepper's horse doesn't build up any momentum during the jousting minigame, the Dark Knight actually jumps off his own horse, runs towards Pepper's horse, grabs the end of Pepper's lance, and proceeds to ''lift Pepper clean off the horse and toss him into the ocean''. One of the rare times where ''LEGO Island 2'''s humor actually came anywhere close to emulating the style of the original.
53	--> "You need more speed than that to challenge me!!! Next time, I may not be so lenient."
54	* It may have been [[WhatCouldHaveBeen left on the cutting room floor]], but this [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] of LukeIAmYourFather could have easily been ''LEGO Island 2'''s best joke:
55	-->'''The Brickster''': Did the Infomaniac tell you about [[DisappearedDad your father]]?\
56	'''Pepper Roni''': Uh... he told me enough, I guess.\
57	'''The Brickster''': Well, I ''am'' your father!\
58	'''Pepper Roni''': [[BigNo NOOOOOOO]]!\
59	'''The Brickster''': You're right, Pepper. I ain't your father, but I had you going! Heh, heh, heh!
60	* "Mr. Hates' Camp" from ''Lego Island 2'' has a few funny banters.
61	** When Pepper rescues the first ''Stegosaurus'', Mr. Hates will rage that it took him three weeks to trap it. When Pepper gets the second one, he will taunt Mr. Hates that it's now going to take six weeks to get both stegosaurs back.
62	** When Pepper rescues the second ''Triceratops'':
63	--->'''Mr. Hates:''' I hope his horns ''burst'' your balloon, Pepper!
64	** Pepper freaks out when he winches some small green theropods due to thinking they are ''Velociraptor'', only to realize they're baby ''Tyrannosaurus''.
65	** After rescuing all but one of the dinosaurs, Pepper then has to drop sand bags onto Mr. Hates who is riding on a ''Brontosaurus'' and feeding it "Papa's Sizzing Tongue-Numbing Hot Pizzas" so it can burp fireballs at Pepper's hot air balloon. The third drop will cause Hates to be knocked off his mount and slide down the back of the ''Brontosaurus'' [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]-style, except the sauropod sends him flying with a flick of its tail.

Context Funny / LegoIsland