Line #19 Funny/HeyDude


1	* Near the end of "No More Mr. Nice Guy", Buddy keeps making howling noises to the gang's annoyance. At the end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Zy9IBVj8Q the closing credits]], there's always a coyote howl. But in this episode, it follows with the gang telling Buddy to stop it.
2	* In "The Competition":
3	-->'''Brad:''' Got your water. Got your pack. Got your ''[pulls out a rubber snake]'' SNAKE!
4	* "Ted and Brad Get Handcuffed":
5	** Brad and Ted are trying to sleep in a bunk bed, but Brad gets leg cramps if she sleeps on her back and she kicks Ted.
6	---> "Ow! What was that for!"
7	---> "Leg cramp."
8	---> "Ow! What was that for?"
9	---> "Leg cramp.
10	---> Ted smacks Brad in the face with the pillow
11	---> "Hey! What was that for!"
12	---> "Arm spasm."
13	---> "Leg cramp!"
14	---> "Arm spasm!"
15	---> "Leg cramp!"
16	---> "Arm spasm!"
17	---> "Leg cramp!"
18	---> "Arm spasm!"
19	---> "DOUBLE leg cramp!"
20	---> Ted gets out of bed "Really HUGE arm spasm coming!"
21	---> *Ted and Brad hit each other with pillows until Lucy comes in and she gets hit.
22	** The pair's frustration with their situation escalates until they're finally screaming their heads off at each other over a fence after Lucy's unable to chisel the chain off. When Ted yells that he'd rather be handcuffed to a pit bull that hasn't eaten in three weeks, Brad's so furious, she can't think of a comeback, prompting Ted to announce, "Call a doctor! SOMEBODY, CALL A DOCTOR! The insult sector of her brain has seized up!" Brad then somehow gets pulled over the fence as they both end up on the ground.
23	** Lucy suggests they hold hands when they walk to stop the cuffs from cutting into their wrists.
24	--->'''Brad:''' ''We'll take the pain!''
25	** At first, the locksmith can't come out for a few hours because Mrs. Neiderlander chained herself to her husband's golf clubs ("some sort of social protest"). A few hours later, it gets pushed to tomorrow because the locksmith accidentally locked his tools and keys in his car.
26	* "Loose Lips" is another really funny episode where Ted and Melody are unable to hold telling each other embarrassing secrets about Brad and Danny. Danny and Brad turn the tables on them by telling each other about Ted and Melody's embarrassing secrets.
27	** The subplot is also funny where Mr. Ernst buys a bullhorn to call out to the staff but it can't stop playing loud music. He tries to use it as a loud speaker using phone lines but that doesn't work. Finally, he buys walkie talkies which happen to be stolen from the police.
28	* In "Battle of the Sexes", when Ted and Danny can't seem to catch a fish, Ted asks Danny if his people had any special "Indian tricks" for catching fish. Danny replies there was a "special thing" they did when they wanted fish -- they [[StatingTheSimpleSolution went to the store and bought some]]. The line is funny enough on its own, but it becomes extra funny when Ted decides that this will work - because the contest rules state that the winner is whoever ''gets'' the most fish, not whoever ''catches'' the most fish.
29	** Danny and Ted's absolutely disastrous attempt at making cupcakes(one of the ingredients they try to use is [[LethalChef soda]], nuff said)
30	* "[[IAmGreatSong A Man Named Ted]]"
31	* Buddy's refusal to sleep is driving Jake and Danny up the wall. Determined to figure out what caused it, Jake asks Danny if he can remember the last time Buddy slept. Danny can only reply, "Well, the last time ''I'' ever slept was Monday..."
32	* The escalation of the Jed ruse. The first problem is it leads to the kids having way more chores since they have to cover Jed's. They contemplate killing him off, but then "his non-existent parents" would have to "come to claim the non-existent body," so maybe "just a crippling accident" would solve the problem. They eventually stage an elaborate fight with a dummy to get him fired. It seems to work. But then Mr. Ernst informs them Jed came to apologize, so he decided to give him another chance. Someone is doing all the chores, guests are talking about how nice Jed is, someone's been sleeping in an empty bunk... Jake finally snaps, repeating, "JED LIVES! HE LIVES...!" until his friends slap him out of it. Danny keeps insisting, "There has to be some explanation for this -- mass hallucination, hysteria, a collision with an alternate universe, but one thing is certain: Jed. Does. Not. Exist!" Cue some new guy walking in, talking casually as if he knows them, referencing pieces of the back story they designed for Jed... they've begged him to go back into their minds where he came from before Mr. Ernst chooses to reveal he knew all along and was just giving them a taste of their own medicine... which means he knew exactly what he was doing earlier when he dumped all that food on "Jed" keeping his head covered with a cardboard box.

Context Funny / HeyDude