Line #10 Funny/HalfBaked


1	* "Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill...''on weeeeeeeeed''?"
2	*
3	-->Why don't we sell that stuff we smoked last night?
4	-->You suggested that already!
5	-->I did?
6	-->''(disconnected number tone)'' Marijuana affects the memory.
7	* The opening [[AMinorKidroduction Minor Kidroduction]] with the four main friends as kids doing weed for the first time.
8	** During the prologue, Thurgood recollects an elderly friend nicknamed "Old James"...only for him to realize [[UnreliableNarrator he never knew anybody named "Old James"]] and the guy instantly disappears mid-shot.
9	* "Marijuana's not a drug! [[MemeticMutation I used to suck dick for coke!]] (I've seen him!) Did you ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
10	** "BOO THIS MAN! BOOOOOO!"
11	** Bonus points for the coke addict being Creator/BobSaget, a man then best known for his wholesome, family-friendly persona.
12	* The guys flying around New York City complete with the epic background score (somewhat parodying ''Film/{{Superman\|TheMovie}}'') as a visual metaphor of them getting high. The StylisticSuck of the effects being an obvious greenscreen adds to the humor.
13	** Even Scarface's dog, Killer does this when stoned.
14	* Thurgood's date with Mary Jane and his attempt to manage a budget of only 8 dollars.
15	** "[[DisproportionateRetribution 4 YEARS, JUST FOR WEED?...DAMN]]".
16	* Thurgood and Mary Jane's lovemaking depicted as a picture slideshow.
17	** "I got some boo-ty, I got some boo-ty".
18	* Brian in general. Jim Breuer gives a hilarious, spastic performance of a guy just completely stoned out of his mind at any given time.
19	** Brian's theory of how [[spoiler:Killer]] was murdered being a completely made-up-on-the-spot detailing of his entire life and presented as old photos and scratchy amateur footage.
20	-->'''Thurgood:''' Y'know uh, I'd never thought I'd say this to anybody, but[[ARareSentence ...you two smoke entirely too much reefer.]]
21	* The completely random Guy on the Couch (Stephen Wright) and the fact that's his staying at the apartment is never fully addressed until late in the film.
22	*
23	-->'''Thurgood:''' Where are we gonna find a Jamaican?
24	-->'''Brian (a white guy):''' I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man.
25	-->'''Thurgood:''' You have smoked yourself retarded.
26	* Sir Smoka Lot (Dave Chapelle in a dual role), especially when opening up to Thurgood about his not-so glamorous life.
27	* Scarface quitting his job "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out".
28	** The "cool person" is an elderly female customer who responds with a deadpan thumbs up.
29	** Also when Brian gets fired, he keeps repeating to everyone he's not gonna "freak out" and almost nobody in the store cares.
30	* The old granny doing weed: "...and it's good for arthritis too''.
31	* Thurgood disgusted just at the momentary recollection of his rather unsightly prom date from high school.
32	* Thurgood describing the various types of pot smokers including the "Series/{{MacGyver}} smoker" (Creator/StephenBaldwin in a [[TheCameo cameo]])
33	* "Hey Girl, you hungry?"
34	** "Fuck you, nigga!"
35	*** Or in the TV version "Up yours, honky!"
36	*
37	-->'''Brian:''' Well you said you gave Mary Jane a [[UnusualEuphemism "pearl necklace"]], how much did that cost man?\
38	'''Thurgood:''' You know obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian.
39	* "The ''horse'' is a ''diabetic!''"
40	* "And hey! If I'm not back in ten minutes... call the ''police''!" (Kenny and Thurgood share a small laugh)
41	** "If he ain't back in ten minutes, we callin' Domino's!"
42	* Kenny: "I'm somebody's bitch" (saying it with feigned pride).
43	* When Thurgood and Scarface get caught red handed by a large SWAT team while exiting out a back emergency door from the pharmaceutical building, dropping their weed to the ground in front of the cops; Thurgood picks up a nearby mop to fake mopping as an innocent janitor, while Scarface (who [[Film/DeadPresidents wore an all black outfit and white/black face makeup]]) starts miming an invisible wall! The cops are not amused.
44	* The cops in the van during the wiretap sting getting stoned from the residual smoke laughing at Thurgood's love letter to Mary Jane.
45	-->"You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need." (both laugh hysterically)
46	* Jim Breuer said the only scene he was actually high during was the final confrontation with Sampson because he thought he had wrapped and was called back to the set for some last-minute shooting. Keep a close eye on Brian knowing this fact.

Context Funny / HalfBaked