Line #18 Funny/DeathToSmoochy


1	* The "penis cookie" scene.
2	-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh... my! It's a... uh... it's a... it's a... it's a... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!
3	** Randolph's enraged rant in which [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms he tosses around penis euphemism after penis euphemism like grenades]]. In front of children who just laugh.
4	--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! It's a dick! Chorizo and the Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel, don't you see that?! It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!
5	** Immediately after he gets escorted out, Randolph remarks, "I'm Rainbow [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Randolph, and [[TemptingFate I know the way out-]]", before immediately falling down the stairs and slamming straight into the wall and spitting out a tooth.
6	** The TV edit makes it funnier: After Randolph asks "What are you, blind?!", the scene cuts to him being roughly shoved out of the door.
7	* There's also Randolph crash-tackling the man asking for donations to "Save the [[BerserkButton Rhinos]]!"
8	* "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, [[TakeAThirdOption I was always the]] [[ChineseLaborer Chinese railroad worker]]." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie.
9	* The looks Stokes give Burke when Buggy goes all narcoleptic at the salsa bar. It's like "Seriously? This it the guy we're counting on?!"
10	* "You got da hammer, Roy?" "I always got me hammer, Tommy."
11	** Also pretty much every line from the Irish Mob.
12	--->''(Bang bang bang bang bang)''\
13	'''Randolph''': ''(laying on the couch with an ice pack on his head)'' I'm trying to sleep, asshole! Read the fucking meter another time!\
14	''(The Irish Mob kicks his door down)''
15	** (at Spinner's funeral) Tommy: "All right, boys. Let's go pray and get shit-faced."
16	* This:
17	-->'''Randolph:''' She's right, you've got to keep your dignity intact -- (''spills coffee on himself'') -- OWW! MY BALLS! They're on fire!
18	* Tommy: "You must know some fairy tales then. Hey, Donny! Tell him the one about the worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an ax!"
19	* The mere idea that Merv Green and his children's hospital charity aren't even strictly associated with an organized crime syndicate; they're just so corrupt that they are de facto mobsters.
20	* Randolph's surprise phone call to Sheldon (who doesn't recognize his voice):
21	-->'''Randolph''': You better grow eyes in the back of your fucking head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari, motherfucker! SAFARI! ''(mimics elephant trumpeting)''\
22	'''Sheldon''': ... Well, how do you like that!
23	* When the cops assist a rather shaken Randolph:
24	-->'''Cop''': Are you okay?\
25	'''Randolph''': I dunno; I'm kinda fucked up in general, so it's hard to gauge...
26	* When Randolph leads Sheldon to what he thinks is a gig for children, the look on Sheldon's face [[spoiler:when he finds out it's a neo-Nazi rally]] is priceless, it just shouts OhCrap. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-X63ZoDzI A link can be seen here.]]
27	-->'''Sheldon''': ''(metaphorically about to crap his pants)'' I hope I'm dreamin'.
28	** A comment in the thread of said link is both funny and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments shockingly heartwarming]].
29	-->“Smoochy is so wholesome even [[spoiler:Nazis]] love him.”
30	** [[spoiler:"Heil Smoochy!" "Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy!"]]
31	* "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a [[spoiler:Nazi]]!"
32	** Shortly afterwards, Randolph's victory lap ends with him slamming into a brick wall.
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Context Funny / DeathToSmoochy