Funny: Death to Smoochy

  • The "penis cookie" scene.
    Smoochy: (gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like) ...IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!
    • Randolph's enraged rant in which he tosses around euphemism after euphemism for "penis" like grenades. In front of children who just laugh.
    • Immediately after he gets escorted out, Randolph remarks, "I'm Rainbow fucking Randolph, and I know the way out-", before immediately falling down the stairs and slamming straight into the wall.
  • There's also Randolph crash-tackling the man asking for donations to "Save the Rhinos!"
  • "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a Nazi!"
  • "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie.
  • "You got da hammer, Roy?" "I always got me hammer, Tommy."
    • Also pretty much every line from the Irish Mob.
  • This:
    Randolph: She's right, you've got to keep your dignity intact — (spills coffee on himself) — OWW! MY BALLS! They're on fire!
  • Tommy: "You must know some fairy tales then. Hey, Donny! Tell him the one about the worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an ax!"
  • Randolph's surprise phone call to Sheldon (who doesn't recognize his voice):
    Randolph: You better grow eyes in the back of your fucking head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari, motherfucker! SAFARI! (mimics elephant trumpeting)
    Sheldon: ...well, how do you like that!
  • When the cops assist a rather shaken Randolph:
    Cop: Sir, are you alright?
    Randolph: I dunno; I'm pretty fucked up in general, so it's hard to gauge...