History Funny / DeathToSmoochy

26th Jan '16 10:33:48 PM AriRockefeller
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--->''(Bang bang bang bang bang)''\\ '''Randolph''': ''(laying on the couch with an ice pack on his head)'' I'm trying to sleep, asshole! Read the fucking meter another time!\\ ''(The Irish Mob kicks his door down)''
3rd Jul '15 2:58:46 PM WhyNotNow
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* Tommy: "You must know some fairy tales then. Hey, Danny! Tell him the one about the worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an ax!"
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* Tommy: "You must know some fairy tales then. Hey, Danny! Donny! Tell him the one about the worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an ax!"
2nd Jul '15 7:36:51 PM WhyNotNow
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** Also pretty much every line from the Irish mob.
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** Also pretty much every line from the Irish mob.Mob.
9th Mar '15 8:07:28 AM Eegah
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'''Randolph''': I dunno; I'm pretty fucked up in general, so it's difficult to gauge...
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'''Randolph''': I dunno; I'm pretty fucked up in general, so it's difficult hard to gauge...
1st Feb '15 12:49:58 AM 1upmushroom
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* And when asked if he's all right after stopping a sniper from killing Smoochy: "Well, I'm pretty fucked-up in general, so it's kind of hard to gauge."
30th Dec '14 1:43:22 PM ironballs16
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* "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the [[ChineseLaborer Chinese railroad worker]]." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie.
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* "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, [[TakeAThirdOption I was always the the]] [[ChineseLaborer Chinese railroad worker]]." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie.
24th Sep '14 10:42:48 PM AriRockefeller
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* When the cops assist a rather shaken Randolph: -->'''Cop''': Sir, are you alright?\\ '''Randolph''': I dunno; I'm pretty fucked up in general, so it's difficult to gauge...
17th Sep '14 12:53:57 PM Akriloth2160
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** Immediately after he gets escorted out, Randolph remarks, "I'm Rainbow [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Randolph, and [[TemptingFate I know the way out-]]", before immediately falling down the stairs and slamming straight into the wall.
16th Aug '14 11:07:08 AM kalel32688
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-->'''Smoochy:''' ''(gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like)'' ...IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!! ** There's also Randolph crash-tackling the man asking for donations to "save the Rhinos!" ** "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a Nazi!" ** "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the [[ChineseLaborer Chinese railroad worker]]." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie. ** "You got da hammer, Roy?" "I always got me hammer, Tommy." -- pretty much every line from the Irish mob. -->'''Randolph:''' She's right, you've got to keep your dignity intact -- (spills coffee on himself) -- OWW! MY BALLS! They're on fire! ** And when asked if he's all right after stopping a sniper from killing Smoochy: "Well, I'm pretty fucked-up in general, so it's kind of hard to gauge." ** Tommy: "You must know some fairy tales then. Hey, Danny! Tell him the one about the worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an axe!" * Randolph's surprise phone call to Sheldon (who doesn't recognize his voice:
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-->'''Smoochy:''' ''(gears (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like)'' ...like'') ...IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!! ** Randolph's enraged rant in which he tosses around euphemism after euphemism for "penis" like grenades. In front of children who just laugh. * There's also Randolph crash-tackling the man asking for donations to "save "Save the Rhinos!" ** * "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a Nazi!" ** * "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the [[ChineseLaborer Chinese railroad worker]]." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie. ** * "You got da hammer, Roy?" "I always got me hammer, Tommy." -- pretty much every line from the Irish mob. -->'''Randolph:''' She's right, you've got to keep your dignity intact -- (spills coffee on himself) -- OWW! MY BALLS! They're on fire! ** And when asked if he's all right after stopping a sniper from killing Smoochy: "Well, I'm pretty fucked-up in general, so it's kind of hard to gauge." ** Also pretty much every line from the Irish mob. * This: -->'''Randolph:''' She's right, you've got to keep your dignity intact -- (''spills coffee on himself'') -- OWW! MY BALLS! They're on fire! * And when asked if he's all right after stopping a sniper from killing Smoochy: "Well, I'm pretty fucked-up in general, so it's kind of hard to gauge." * Tommy: "You must know some fairy tales then. Hey, Danny! Tell him the one about the worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an axe!" ax!" * Randolph's surprise phone call to Sheldon (who doesn't recognize his voice:voice):

'''Sheldon''': ...well how do you like that!
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'''Sheldon''': ...well well, how do you like that!that! ----
15th Aug '14 9:19:20 AM Thurisaz314
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** Tommy: "Do ya like fairy tales? Hey, Danny! Tell him the one about the man who gets his head chopped off with an axe!"
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** Tommy: "Do ya like "You must know some fairy tales? tales then. Hey, Danny! Tell him the one about the man worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an axe!"
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