1 | * The "penis cookie" scene. |
2 | -->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh... my! It's a... uh... it's a... it's a... it's a... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP! |
3 | ** Randolph's enraged rant in which [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms he tosses around penis euphemism after penis euphemism like grenades]]. In front of children who just laugh. |
4 | --->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! It's a dick! Chorizo and the Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel, don't you see that?! It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough! |
5 | ** Immediately after he gets escorted out, Randolph remarks, "I'm Rainbow [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Randolph, and [[TemptingFate I know the way out-]]", before immediately falling down the stairs and slamming straight into the wall and spitting out a tooth. |
6 | ** The TV edit makes it funnier: After Randolph asks "What are you, blind?!", the scene cuts to him being roughly shoved out of the door. |
7 | * There's also Randolph crash-tackling the man asking for donations to "Save the [[BerserkButton Rhinos]]!" |
8 | * "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, [[TakeAThirdOption I was always the]] [[ChineseLaborer Chinese railroad worker]]." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie. |
9 | * The looks Stokes give Burke when Buggy goes all narcoleptic at the salsa bar. It's like "Seriously? This it the guy we're counting on?!" |
10 | * "You got da hammer, Roy?" "I always got me hammer, Tommy." |
11 | ** Also pretty much every line from the Irish Mob. |
12 | --->''(Bang bang bang bang bang)''\ |
13 | '''Randolph''': ''(laying on the couch with an ice pack on his head)'' I'm trying to sleep, asshole! Read the fucking meter another time!\ |
14 | ''(The Irish Mob kicks his door down)'' |
15 | ** (at Spinner's funeral) Tommy: "All right, boys. Let's go pray and get shit-faced." |
16 | * This: |
17 | -->'''Randolph:''' She's right, you've got to keep your dignity intact -- (''spills coffee on himself'') -- OWW! MY BALLS! They're on fire! |
18 | * Tommy: "You must know some fairy tales then. Hey, Donny! Tell him the one about the worthless prick who gets his head chopped off with an ax!" |
19 | * The mere idea that Merv Green and his children's hospital charity aren't even strictly associated with an organized crime syndicate; they're just so corrupt that they are de facto mobsters. |
20 | * Randolph's surprise phone call to Sheldon (who doesn't recognize his voice): |
21 | -->'''Randolph''': You better grow eyes in the back of your fucking head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari, motherfucker! SAFARI! ''(mimics elephant trumpeting)''\ |
22 | '''Sheldon''': ... Well, how do you like that! |
23 | * When the cops assist a rather shaken Randolph: |
24 | -->'''Cop''': Are you okay?\ |
25 | '''Randolph''': I dunno; I'm kinda fucked up in general, so it's hard to gauge... |
26 | * When Randolph leads Sheldon to what he thinks is a gig for children, the look on Sheldon's face [[spoiler:when he finds out it's a neo-Nazi rally]] is priceless, it just shouts OhCrap. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-X63ZoDzI A link can be seen here.]] |
27 | -->'''Sheldon''': ''(metaphorically about to crap his pants)'' I hope I'm dreamin'. |
28 | ** A comment in the thread of said link is both funny and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments shockingly heartwarming]]. |
29 | -->“Smoochy is so wholesome even [[spoiler:Nazis]] love him.” |
30 | ** [[spoiler:"Heil Smoochy!" "Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy!"]] |
31 | * "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a [[spoiler:Nazi]]!" |
32 | ** Shortly afterwards, Randolph's victory lap ends with him slamming into a brick wall. |
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