1 | * Dante and Veronica's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OQl89ewXvc argument about blowjobs]]. |
2 | -->'''Dante:''' ''37!'' My girlfriend sucked ''37'' dicks!\ |
3 | '''Customer:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint In a row?!]] |
4 | ** And when Veronica storms off, a random guy loitering outside the store overhears their argument: |
5 | --->'''Dante:''' Try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!\ |
6 | ''(the random guy gives a knowing smile and starts walking after her)''\ |
7 | '''Dante:''' Hey! Hey you! Get back here! |
8 | ** When Veronica comes back later... |
9 | --->'''Veronica:''' Hey Randal.\ |
10 | '''Randal:''' [[BrickJoke Thirty-seven?!!]]\ |
11 | '''Dante:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] |
12 | * "People [[WrongNameOutburst say crazy shit during sex]]. One time, I called this girl '[[OedipalComplex Mom]]'." |
13 | * The old man asking to use the toilet in the back. He comes to the counter [[RuleOfThree three times]]: asking for a toilet, asking about the toilet paper, and asking for a dirty magazine. |
14 | * Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter: |
15 | -->'''Woman:''' Excuse me, do you sell videos?\ |
16 | '''Randal:''' Yeah, what're you looking for?\ |
17 | '''Woman:''' ''Happy Scrappy Hero Pup''.\ |
18 | '''Randal:''' Uh, once second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.\ |
19 | '''Woman:''' 'Kay.\ |
20 | '''Randal:''' What's it called again?\ |
21 | '''Woman:''' ''Happy Scrappy Hero Pup''.\ |
22 | '''Little girl:''' Happy Scrappy!\ |
23 | '''Woman:''' She loves it.\ |
24 | '''Randal:''' Obviously. ''(into the phone)'' Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: ''Whispers in the Wind'', ''To Each His Own'', ''Put It Where It Doesn't Belong'', ''My Pipes Need Cleaning'', ''All Tit-Fucking Volume 8'', ''I Need Your Cock'', ''Ass-Worshiping Rim-Jobbers'', ''My Cunt Needs Shafts'', ''Cum Clean'', ''Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts'', ''Cum Buns III'', ''Cumming in Socks'', ''Cum on Eileen'', ''Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum'', ''Girls Who Crave Cock'', ''Girls Who Crave Cunt'', ''Men Alone II: The KY Connection'', ''Pink Pussy Lips'', oh, yeah, and, uh, ''All Holes Filled with Hard Cock''. Yup. Oh, wait a minute. ''(to the woman)'' Uh, what was that called again? |
25 | ** The story behind this scene is actually a CMOF in it of itself: reportedly, Jeff Anderson was uncomfortable saying some of these titles (this was before it was decided to shoot himself and the woman's reactions separately) and asked Creator/KevinSmith to trim some of them down. Smith responded by ''adding three more''. |
26 | * Caitlin fucking the dead guy. It was dark and she thought it was Dante. "What kind of convenience store are you running here?!!" |
27 | * Just before Randal initiates the "jizz mopper" conversation, Dante comments "Did you ever notice all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie." |
28 | ** Extra funny if you look behind them and realize that none of those prices end in nine. |
29 | * Randal in general has some witty or sardonic remark at the ready, sure to induce chuckles. |
30 | * "I Eat Cock!" |
31 | ** Which gets a BrickJoke later on when Dante comes back after getting ready for his date with Caitlin, and sees Randal holding the sign with the above quote. |
32 | --->'''Dante:''' ''(confused)'' Who eats cock?\ |
33 | '''Randal:''' [[RunningGag Bunch of savages in this town.]] |
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