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* BrokenAesop: If the intent was to play up the awesomeness of the US Air Force/F-104 Starfighter, the Air Force/Lockheed made a really poor choice of film crew. Their complete failure to include any interesting plot developments means that what little drama there was in the movie was provided entirely by the infamous operational/maintenance dangers of the Starfighter itself, and by extension, the US Air Force doesn't seem inviting either. The movie includes ''three'' Starfighter accidents, two caused by inclement weather--which was such a danger to the F-104 that NATO pilots in West Germany ''and'' Italy called it "the Flying Coffin." Of course, the film might have been trying to head off those complaints by depicting a US Senator concerned about the plane's accident record, and showing how ''cool'' the plane was anyway. The film tries to promote the idea that all of the accidents are ''operator'' error, and not hardware.
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* HilariousInHindsight: John Witkowski Sr., who previously flew in bombers in the military, wants John Witkowski Jr. to switch to bombers rather than fighters such as the F-104 Starfighter. Junior was played by Bob Dornan, who in congress was nicknamed "B-1 Bob" for his support for the bomber. Dornan, a USAF veteran, also flew fighters. Finally, his character's father was a congressman, while Dornan himself was a congressman from 1977-1983 and 1985-1997.
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* HilariousInHindsight: John Witkowski Sr., who previously flew in bombers in the military, wants John Witkowski Jr. to switch to bombers rather than fighters such as the F-104 Starfighter. Junior was played by Bob Dornan, who in congress Congress was nicknamed "B-1 Bob" for his support for the bomber. Dornan, a USAF veteran, also flew fighters. Finally, his character's father was a congressman, while Dornan himself was a congressman from 1977-1983 and 1985-1997.
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* HarsherInHindsight: Aircraft serial number 57-923, seen in some of the refueling stock footage, was involved in a formation-flying collision in 1961 (three years before the film was released). Its pilot was killed in the crash.
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* HarsherInHindsight: Aircraft serial number 57-923, seen in some of the refueling stock footage, was involved in a formation-flying collision in 1961 (three years before the film was released). Its pilot was killed in the crash. 57-927, also seen in some of the stock footage, lost engine power during an airshow in 1964. Its pilot ejected safely.
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* HilariousInHindsight: John Witkowski Sr., who previously flew in bombers in the military, wants John Witkowski Jr. to switch to bombers rather than fighters such as the F-104 Starfighter. The latter was played by Bob Dornan, nicknamed "B-1," as in the bomber. The veteran Dornan flew fighters, too. And his character's father was a congressman, while he himself worked after this film in the U.S. Capitol from 1977-1983 and 1985-1997.
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* HilariousInHindsight: John Witkowski Sr., who previously flew in bombers in the military, wants John Witkowski Jr. to switch to bombers rather than fighters such as the F-104 Starfighter. The latter Junior was played by Bob Dornan, who in congress was nicknamed "B-1," as in "B-1 Bob" for his support for the bomber. The veteran Dornan Dornan, a USAF veteran, also flew fighters, too. And fighters. Finally, his character's father was a congressman, while he Dornan himself worked after this film in the U.S. Capitol was a congressman from 1977-1983 and 1985-1997.
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** TruthInTelevision: The military is rather cagey about WHY a poopie suit is called a poopie suit, but it seems to have something to do with the scent of pilots marinating in their own sweat for eight hours.
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** TruthInTelevision: The military is '''is''' rather cagey about WHY '''why''' a poopie suit is called a poopie suit, but it seems to have something to do with the scent of pilots marinating in their own sweat for eight hours.
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** TruthInTelevision: The military is rather cagey about WHY a poopie suit is called a poopie suit, but it seems to have something to do with the scent of pilots marinating in their own sweat for eight hours.
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A military unit being deployed is not "harsh" it's just what happens. If they deployed and then all died, that would make sense. Also, that's not what Fridge Horror is for.
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* FridgeHorror: It was mentioned that the unnamed pilots rotated out of the squadron at the beginning of the "movie" to make room for the "main characters" were being sent to Spain. In 1964. Yes, highly-trained American servicemen and million-dollar jets got deployed to protect UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco. (To be fair, it was less to protect Franco and more to keep an eye on Eastern Europe. Even so, Franco got paid by the U.S. to have bases there.)
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** Witkowski's training wing (the 479th Tactical Fighter Wing) sent one of its four squadrons to Vietnam in 1965 to fly [=MiGCAP=] missions. The F-104 was a good tactical match for the Russian [=MiG-21=], a similarly stripped-down high-speed fighter with mediocre turning performance.
** Aircraft serial number 57-923, seen in some of the refueling stock footage, was involved in a formation-flying collision in 1961 (three years before the film was released). Its pilot was killed in the crash.
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** Witkowski's training wing (the 479th Tactical Fighter Wing) sent one of its four squadrons to Vietnam in 1965 to fly [=MiGCAP=] missions. The F-104 was a good tactical match for the Russian [=MiG-21=], a similarly stripped-down high-speed fighter with mediocre turning performance.
** Aircraft serial number 57-923, seen in some of the refueling stock footage, was involved in a formation-flying collision in 1961 (three years before the film was released). Its pilot was killed in the crash.
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* FridgeHorror: It was mentioned that the unnamed pilots rotated out of the squadron at the beginning of the "movie" to make room for the "main characters" were being sent to Spain. In 1964. Yes, highly-trained American servicemen and million-dollar jets got deployed to protect UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco. (To be fair, it was less to protect Franco and more to keep an eye on Eastern Europe. Even so, Franco got paid by the U.S. to have bases there.)
* HarsherInHindsight:
** Witkowski's training wing (the 479th Tactical Fighter Wing) sent one of its four squadrons to Vietnam in 1965 to fly [=MiGCAP=] missions. The F-104 was a good tactical match for the Russian [=MiG-21=], a similarly stripped-down high-speed fighter with mediocre turning performance.
**HarsherInHindsight: Aircraft serial number 57-923, seen in some of the refueling stock footage, was involved in a formation-flying collision in 1961 (three years before the film was released). Its pilot was killed in the crash.
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** Witkowski's training wing (the 479th Tactical Fighter Wing) sent one of its four squadrons to Vietnam in 1965 to fly [=MiGCAP=] missions. The F-104 was a good tactical match for the Russian [=MiG-21=], a similarly stripped-down high-speed fighter with mediocre turning performance.
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* EarWorm: The incidental music consists of several incongruous slabs of jazzy muzak - including the classic "''baaah, bah-bah-bah''" song - played for minutes on end as the heroes refuel their planes.
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* EarWorm: The incidental music consists of several incongruous slabs of jazzy muzak - including the classic "''baaah, bah-bah-bah''" song - played for minutes on end as the heroes refuel their planes.
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* HilariousInHindsight: John's father was in the military and then got himself elected to Congress...much like John's actor Bob Dornan.
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* HilariousInHindsight: John's John Witkowski Sr., who previously flew in bombers in the military, wants John Witkowski Jr. to switch to bombers rather than fighters such as the F-104 Starfighter. The latter was played by Bob Dornan, nicknamed "B-1," as in the bomber. The veteran Dornan flew fighters, too. And his character's father was in the military and then got a congressman, while he himself elected to Congress...much like John's actor Bob Dornan.
worked after this film in the U.S. Capitol from 1977-1983 and 1985-1997.
* {{Narm}}:"Poopie The "poopie suit." The major even looks embarrassed and reluctant to say it.
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** Considering UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar expanded not long after this film, you have some pretty UnfortunateImplications going on here.
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: For such a bad movie, the music is surprisingly catchy.
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** Aircraft serial number 57-923, seen in some of the refueling stock footage, was involved in a formation-flying collision in 1961 (three years before the film was released). Its pilot was killed in the crash.
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** Witkowski's training wing (the 479th Tactical Fighter Wing) sent one of its four squadrons to Vietnam in 1965 to fly MiGCAP missions. The F-104 was a good tactical match for the Russian MiG-21, a similarly stripped-down high-speed fighter with mediocre turning performance.
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** Witkowski's training wing (the 479th Tactical Fighter Wing) sent one of its four squadrons to Vietnam in 1965 to fly MiGCAP [=MiGCAP=] missions. The F-104 was a good tactical match for the Russian MiG-21, [=MiG-21=], a similarly stripped-down high-speed fighter with mediocre turning performance.
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* FridgeHorror: It was mentioned that the unnamed pilots rotated out of the squadron at the beginning of the "movie" to make room for the "main characters" were being sent to Spain. In 1964. Yes, highly-trained American servicemen and million-dollar jets got deployed to protect UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco.
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* FridgeHorror: It was mentioned that the unnamed pilots rotated out of the squadron at the beginning of the "movie" to make room for the "main characters" were being sent to Spain. In 1964. Yes, highly-trained American servicemen and million-dollar jets got deployed to protect UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco. (To be fair, it was less to protect Franco and more to keep an eye on Eastern Europe. Even so, Franco got paid by the U.S. to have bases there.)
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* HarsherInHindsight: Considering TheVietnamWar expanded not long after this film, you have some pretty UnfortunateImplications going on here.
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* HarsherInHindsight: HarsherInHindsight:
** ConsideringTheVietnamWar UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar expanded not long after this film, you have some pretty UnfortunateImplications going on here.
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* FridgeHorror: It was mentioned that the unnamed pilots rotated out of the squadron at the beginning of the "movie" to make room for the "main characters" were being sent to Spain. In 1964. Yes, highly-trained American servicemen and million-dollar jets got deployed to protect FranciscoFranco.
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* FridgeHorror: It was mentioned that the unnamed pilots rotated out of the squadron at the beginning of the "movie" to make room for the "main characters" were being sent to Spain. In 1964. Yes, highly-trained American servicemen and million-dollar jets got deployed to protect FranciscoFranco.UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco.
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** Witkowski's training wing (the 479th Tactical Fighter Wing) sent one of its four squadrons to Vietnam in 1965 to fly MiGCAP missions. The F-104 was a good tactical match for the Russian MiG-21, a similarly stripped-down high-speed fighter with mediocre turning performance.
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** The army sergeant even looks embarrassed and reluctant to say "poopie suit".
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** The army sergeant major even looks embarrassed and reluctant to say "poopie suit".
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!!''[[color:#191970:The Starfighters]]'' provides examples of:
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: For such a bad movie, the music is surprisingly catchy.
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* HarsherInHindsight: Considering the Vietnam War expanded not long after this film, you have some pretty UnfortunateImplications going on here.
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* HarsherInHindsight: Considering the Vietnam War TheVietnamWar expanded not long after this film, you have some pretty UnfortunateImplications going on here.
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: One of John's dates ending disappointingly...
-->'''Crow:''' He augers in.
-->'''Servo:''' (radio) I need air support, give me air support, I'm going down...
** Oh, and the "poopie suits".
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--->'''Servo''': (As the commander) Get in.
** Realizing about 2/3 of the way in that they've used up every possible sexual innuendo joke.
* HilariousInHindsight: The United Servo Men's Academy singing "we are fans of ColinFirth," who at the time had yet to star in the BBC miniseries of ''PrideAndPrejudice'' and thus go on to wider fame.
** This is then called back to in the series finale, where one of Tom's lines in the song about what awaits them on Earth is "Maybe we'll meet Colin Firth."
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-->'''Crow:''' He augers in.
-->'''Servo:''' (radio) I need air support, give me air support, I'm going down...
** Oh, and the "poopie suits".
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--->'''Commander''': (Holds up a toy model
--->'''Servo''': (As the commander) Get in.
** Realizing about 2/3 of the way in that they've used up every possible sexual innuendo joke.
* HilariousInHindsight: The United Servo Men's Academy singing "we are fans of ColinFirth," who at the time had yet to star in the BBC miniseries of ''PrideAndPrejudice'' and thus go on to wider fame.
** This is then called back to in the series finale, where one of Tom's lines in the song about what awaits them on Earth is "Maybe we'll meet Colin Firth."
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** The army sergeant even looks embarrassed and reluctant to say "poopie suit".
-->"Now, don't ask me why they call it that."
-->"Now, don't ask me why they call it that."
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* {{Narm}}: "Poopie suit."
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* HilariousInHindsight: The United Servo Men's Academy singing "we are fans of ColinFirth," who at the time had yet to star in the BBC miniseries of ''PrideAndPrejudice'' and thus go on to wider fame.fame.
** This is then called back to in the series finale, where one of Tom's lines in the song about what awaits them on Earth is "Maybe we'll meet Colin Firth."
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* HilariousInHindsight: The United Servo Men's Academy singing "we are fans of ColinFirth," who at the time had yet to star in the BBC miniseries of ''SenseAndSensibility'' ''PrideAndPrejudice'' and thus go on to wider fame.