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** "Do you really 'make the best Brussels sprouts,' or do you just ruin bacon a couple times a year?"
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* DudeNotFunny: His Jon Benet [=JonBenét=] Ramsey joke was regarded by many as crossing the line.
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** Any of his homemade fireworks articles, but especially his last one (to date), which ends by showing an old karate trophy that survived a pyrotechnic extravaganza that reduced everything else in it to smoldering ash:
--> '''Third place my fucking ass.'''
--> '''Third place my fucking ass.'''
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* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
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* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
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** Pretty much anyhing he writes turns out to be one, with his poetically vulgar one-liners, so much so that he's been compared to Creator/WilliamShakespeare. One of his more notable ones was "I will replace your life with spiders." Yeah.
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* AwesomeMoments: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
** The main image on his website shows him posing with Mr. T.
** And Sean's 100th-article retrospective has a shot of him having a beer with Uwe Boll! Seanbaby notes that Boll didn't even try to take a swing at him.
** The main image on his website shows him posing with Mr. T.
** And Sean's 100th-article retrospective has a shot of him having a beer with Uwe Boll! Seanbaby notes that Boll didn't even try to take a swing at him.
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-->"Once, while I was working as a writer for some now-cancelled MTV cartoon, the topic of PhilCollins came up. Another writer at the table asked, 'What does 'Su-Su-Sudio' even mean?' And, as I'd waited for my entire life, I responded with the best Phil Collins joke I've ever written: "That's what a normal song sounds like when you sing it with balls in your mouth."
-->"Once, while I was working as a writer for some now-cancelled MTV cartoon, the topic of PhilCollins came up. Another writer at the table asked, 'What does 'Su-Su-Sudio' even mean?' And, as I'd waited for my entire life, I responded with the best Phil Collins joke I've ever written: "That's what a normal song sounds like when you sing it with balls in your mouth."
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-->"Once, while I was working as a writer for some now-cancelled MTV cartoon, the topic ofPhilCollins Music/PhilCollins came up. Another writer at the table asked, 'What does 'Su-Su-Sudio' even mean?' And, as I'd waited for my entire life, I responded with the best Phil Collins joke I've ever written: "That's what a normal song sounds like when you sing it with balls in your mouth."
-->"Once, while I was working as a writer for some now-cancelled MTV cartoon, the topic of
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** And Sean's 100th-article retrospective has a shot of him having a beer with Uwe Boll! Seanbaby notes that Boll didn't even try to take a swing at him.
** The main image on his website shows him posing with Mr. T.
** And Sean's 100th-article retrospective has a shot of him having a beer with Uwe Boll! Seanbaby notes that Boll didn't even try to take a swing at him.
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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: At least a few Cracked.com readers accused Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though Seanbaby has been funny on the internet since ''1997'', and many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief inspiration.
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** At least a few Cracked.com readers accused Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though Seanbaby has been funny on the internet since ''1997'', and many of those said writers openly cite him as their chiefinspiration.inspiration.
** In his review of VideoGame/{{Renegade}}, he snarked that "there just weren't any other games involving guys walking around and fighting bad guys on the street." Renegade was pretty much the TropeMaker for the belt-scrolling BeatEmUp, and at the time, there really weren't any other games like that.
** At least a few Cracked.com readers accused Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though Seanbaby has been funny on the internet since ''1997'', and many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief
** In his review of VideoGame/{{Renegade}}, he snarked that "there just weren't any other games involving guys walking around and fighting bad guys on the street." Renegade was pretty much the TropeMaker for the belt-scrolling BeatEmUp, and at the time, there really weren't any other games like that.
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** His Twitter treatment for a sequel to the Jean-Claude Van Damme hit ''Film/{{Timecop}}'', starring JCVD as [=TimeCop=], along with JCVD as nearly everyone else, too. Here's a sample:
--> You growl, pouring beer over cereal as if to say, “I’m a hungover cop.” The beer is from 1217 because you’re a hungover [=TIMEcop=].
--> You growl, pouring beer over cereal as if to say, “I’m a hungover cop.” The beer is from 1217 because you’re a hungover [=TIMEcop=].
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* AwesomeMoments: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced Muay Thai muay thai and Jujutsu, jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: At least a few Cracked.com readers accuse accused Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though Seanbaby has been funny on the internet since ''1997'', and many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief inspiration.
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* {{Squick}}: In [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-no-one-tells-you-about-living-farm/ his article about living on a farm]], he describes milking a cow as feeling like you're "squeezing hot snot out of a fat woman's flaccid penis."
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* {{Squick}}: In his [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-no-one-tells-you-about-living-farm/ his article article]] about living on a farm]], farm, he describes milking a cow as feeling like you're "squeezing hot snot out of a fat woman's flaccid penis."
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* CrossesTheLineTwice: Plenty of examples.
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-unintentionally-depressing-self-help-books-on-happiness/ "4 Unintentionally Depressing Self-Help Books on Happiness"]]
--> '''Instant Happy Notes''': I think this situation calls for karaoke.
--> '''Seanbaby''': If the tiny enslaved children making these knew what they said, they'd know they deserved every second of everything.
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-unintentionally-depressing-self-help-books-on-happiness/ "4 Unintentionally Depressing Self-Help Books on Happiness"]]
--> '''Instant Happy Notes''': I think this situation calls for karaoke.
--> '''Seanbaby''': If the tiny enslaved children making these knew what they said, they'd know they deserved every second of everything.
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** Seanbaby's introduction to the absymal NES game ''TotalRecall1990'' by Acclaim on ''Broken Pixels'':
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** One website owner threatened him with a lawsuit if he didn't take down a photograph on her in an article he wrote. His responded by replacing the picture with a crude drawing of her and then created [[http://www.seanbaby.com/news/nike5.htm this addendum to the article in question]].
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* SocietyMarchesOn: Seanbaby's TVTropes page used to harp on apparent similarities between him and [[TheBestPageInTheUniverse Maddox]]. Remember Maddox?
* SocietyMarchesOn: Seanbaby's TVTropes page used to harp on apparent similarities between him and [[TheBestPageInTheUniverse Maddox]]. Remember Maddox?
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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: Tons of [[FanDumb At least a few Cracked.com readers]] readers accuse Seanbaby Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief inspiration.
* SocietyMarchesOn: Seanbaby's TVTropes page used to harp on apparent similarities between him and [[TheBestPageInTheUniverse Maddox]]. Remember Maddox?
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* SocietyMarchesOn: Seanbaby's TVTropes page used to harp on apparent similarities between him and [[TheBestPageInTheUniverse Maddox]]. Remember Maddox?
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** Seanbaby's introduction to the absymal NES adaptation of ''TotalRecall1990'' on ''Broken Pixels'':
-->(in exaggerated Arnold-esque Austrian accent) AHM RANDY QUAID BY ACCLAIM! GET ME TO MAHS, AHM RANDY QUAID!
-->(in exaggerated Arnold-esque Austrian accent) AHM RANDY QUAID BY ACCLAIM! GET ME TO MAHS, AHM RANDY QUAID!
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** Seanbaby's introduction to the absymal NES adaptation of game ''TotalRecall1990'' by Acclaim on ''Broken Pixels'':
-->(in exaggerated Arnold-esque Austrian accent)AHM "AHM RANDY QUAID BY ACCLAIM! GET ME TO MAHS, AHM RANDY QUAID!QUAID!"
-->(in exaggerated Arnold-esque Austrian accent)
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-->(in exaggerated Arnold-esque Austrian accent) AHM RANDY QUAID BY ACCLAIM! GET ME TO MAHS, AHM RANDY QUAID!
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** The owner of a womyn-centric website threatened him with a lawsuit if he didn't take down a photograph on her in an article he wrote. His responded by replacing the picture with a crude drawing of her and then created [[http://www.seanbaby.com/news/nike5.htm this addendum to the article in question]].
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** The owner of a womyn-centric One website owner threatened him with a lawsuit if he didn't take down a photograph on her in an article he wrote. His responded by replacing the picture with a crude drawing of her and then created [[http://www.seanbaby.com/news/nike5.htm this addendum to the article in question]].
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* TooGoodToLast: His internet series [[http://www.1up.com/do/minisite?cId=3172944 Broken Pixels]], though it did 25 episodes over the course of 3 years.
* TooGoodToLast: His internet series [[http://www.1up.com/do/minisite?cId=3172944 Broken Pixels]], though it did 25 episodes over the course of 3 years.
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* SocietyMarchesOn: Seanbaby's TVTropes page used to harp on apparent similarities between him and [[TheBestPageInTheUniverse Maddox]]. Remember Maddox?
* TooGoodToLast: His internet series [[http://www.1up.com/do/minisite?cId=3172944 Broken Pixels]], though it did 25 episodes over the course of 3 years.Maddox?
* TooGoodToLast: His internet series [[http://www.1up.com/do/minisite?cId=3172944 Broken Pixels]], though it did 25 episodes over the course of 3 years.
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* DudeNotFunny: His JonBenet Jon Benet Ramsey joke was regarded by many as crossing the line.
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** How about when he reviewed ''CustersRevenge'':''Custer's Revenge'':
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* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: He once scared UweBoll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced Muay Thai and Jujutsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
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'''Seanbaby''': Let me tell you about the hatred I have for Godek. He writes like it's the side effect of a stroke. He is so witless and humorless that 83 of his puns have charged him with rape. When he and his wife get naked, they're more pizza than flesh and that's not even why birds try to kill them. My hate for him is so personal, so vivid... and I earned that sweet hate over the course of a dozen of his fucking dumbass books. So I'm especially pissed off that there's a waiter out there watching him pretend to be a German tourist, and in five seconds he'll hate Godek more than I ever can.
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'''Seanbaby''': Let me tell you about the hatred I have for Godek. He writes like it's the side effect of a stroke. He is so witless and humorless that 83 of his puns have charged him with rape. When he and his wife get naked, they're more pizza [[AuthorAppeal pizza]] than flesh and that's not even why birds try to kill them. My hate for him is so personal, so vivid... and I earned that sweet hate over the course of a dozen of his fucking dumbass books. So I'm especially pissed off that there's a waiter out there watching him pretend to be a German tourist, and in five seconds he'll hate Godek more than I ever can.
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**Anytime he takes on Gregory J.P. Godek and his awful romantic advice books. This basically sums it up:
-->'''Godek's Advice''': Pretend you're vacationing foreigners who don't speak English. Have fun asking directions and ordering in restaurants while pretending not to understand English.\\
'''Seanbaby''': Let me tell you about the hatred I have for Godek. He writes like it's the side effect of a stroke. He is so witless and humorless that 83 of his puns have charged him with rape. When he and his wife get naked, they're more pizza than flesh and that's not even why birds try to kill them. My hate for him is so personal, so vivid... and I earned that sweet hate over the course of a dozen of his fucking dumbass books. So I'm especially pissed off that there's a waiter out there watching him pretend to be a German tourist, and in five seconds he'll hate Godek more than I ever can.
-->'''Godek's Advice''': Pretend you're vacationing foreigners who don't speak English. Have fun asking directions and ordering in restaurants while pretending not to understand English.\\
'''Seanbaby''': Let me tell you about the hatred I have for Godek. He writes like it's the side effect of a stroke. He is so witless and humorless that 83 of his puns have charged him with rape. When he and his wife get naked, they're more pizza than flesh and that's not even why birds try to kill them. My hate for him is so personal, so vivid... and I earned that sweet hate over the course of a dozen of his fucking dumbass books. So I'm especially pissed off that there's a waiter out there watching him pretend to be a German tourist, and in five seconds he'll hate Godek more than I ever can.
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