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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Despite most of the soundtrack consisting of crap generic faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6Q6cTEreo Pressure and Time]]" by ''Music/RivalSons'' is pretty damn good. Then again, it's a licensed song from 2 years before the game came out that has nothing to do with the game so it barely even counts.
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Despite most of the soundtrack consisting of crap generic faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6Q6cTEreo com/watch?v=-MA0m1K2jW4 Pressure and Time]]" by ''Music/RivalSons'' is pretty damn good. Then again, it's a licensed song from 2 years before the game came out that has nothing to do with the game so it barely even counts.
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Although most of the soundtrack is of generic faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6Q6cTEreo Pressure and Time]]" is definitely heads and shoulders above the others, and almost feels too good to be in the game. (It probably helps that it's actually licensed music, by an actual band, rather than a piece composed by the same guys who did the rest of the songs.)
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Although Despite most of the soundtrack is consisting of crap generic faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6Q6cTEreo Pressure and Time]]" by ''Music/RivalSons'' is definitely heads and shoulders above the others, and almost feels too good to be in the game. (It probably helps that pretty damn good. Then again, it's actually a licensed music, by an actual band, rather than a piece composed by song from 2 years before the same guys who did game came out that has nothing to do with the rest of the songs.)game so it barely even counts.
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** An environmental kill in the church where you fight King Dick has Jake repeatedly slam an enemy's head against a pew. The pew is DESTRUCTIBLE and King Dick spends the entire sequence throwing DYNAMITE around. if the pew is destroyed, the hotspot remains and Jake will simply [[http://i.imgur.com/U3lCKGh.gif slam the guy's head into nothing]].
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** An environmental kill in the church where you fight King Dick has Jake repeatedly slam an enemy's head against a pew. The pew is DESTRUCTIBLE and King Dick spends the entire sequence throwing DYNAMITE around. if When the pew is destroyed, the hotspot remains and Jake will simply [[http://i.imgur.com/U3lCKGh.gif slam the guy's head into nothing]].
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** An environmental kill in the church where you fight King Dick has Jake repeatedly slam an enemy's head against a pew. The pew is DESTRUCTIBLE and King Dick spends the entire sequence throwing DYNAMITE around. if the pew is destroyed, the hotspot remains and Jake will simply [[http://i.imgur.com/U3lCKGh.gif slam the guy's head into nothing]].
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** In one scene Jake has RescueSex with ''four'' girls... of which ''three'' are named "Pro 1/2/3".
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* UncannyValley: The characters are stiff and inexpressive.
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* UncannyValley: The characters are stiff and inexpressive.inexpressive to the point that they can barely open their mouths - and when they do, they look disturbingly like {{Muppet}}s, sometimes having no visible teeth or tongue.
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* UncannyValley: The characters are stiff and inexpressive.
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* UncannyValley: The characters are stiff and inexpressive.inexpressive.
** The 'sex' scenes are the best example of just how unnerving the characters in this game are.
** The 'sex' scenes are the best example of just how unnerving the characters in this game are.
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* SpecialEffectFailure: [[UpToEleven SO DAMN MANY!!!]] Even worse considering how the game was in DevelopmentHell for 5 years, and that even ''sound effects'' are messed up: there's only one kind of explosion noise, the bike engine is an annoying drone after you get it past 40 miles an hour, and the voice acting is just DullSurprise over and over. AngryJoe claimed that ''[[InsultToRocks sound files available for free on the Internet had better quality then the sound effects in the game]]''!
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* SpecialEffectFailure: [[UpToEleven SO DAMN MANY!!!]] Even worse considering how the game was in DevelopmentHell for 5 years, and that even ''sound effects'' are messed up: there's only one kind of explosion noise, the bike engine is an annoying drone after you get it past 40 miles an hour, and the voice acting is just DullSurprise over and over. AngryJoe claimed that ''[[InsultToRocks sound files available for free on the Internet had better quality then than the sound effects in the game]]''!
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Although most of the soundtrack is of generic faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6Q6cTEreo Pressure and Time]]" is definitely heads and shoulders above the others, and almost feels too good to be in the game.
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Although most of the soundtrack is of generic faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6Q6cTEreo Pressure and Time]]" is definitely heads and shoulders above the others, and almost feels too good to be in the game. (It probably helps that it's actually licensed music, by an actual band, rather than a piece composed by the same guys who did the rest of the songs.)
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* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Although most of the soundtrack is of generic faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6Q6cTEreo Pressure and Time]]" is definitely heads and shoulders above the others, and almost feels too good to be in the game.
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** Also the fact the RescueSex involves bludgeoning or shooting a sexual assaulter, and you get it on right in the same room ''as their bloody corpse!!!''
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** DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible: According to AngryJoe, who explicitly refutes the claim it's "SoBadItsGood" by arguing that the novelty wears off fast.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''. Explicitly refuted by [[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]], who argues that the novelty wears off fast.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''. Explicitly refuted by [[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]],
** DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible: According to AngryJoe, whoargues explicitly refutes the claim it's "SoBadItsGood" by arguing that the novelty wears off fast.
** DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible: According to AngryJoe, who
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''. Explicitly refuted by [[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow]], who argues that the novelty wears off fast.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''. Explicitly refuted by [[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow]], [[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]], who argues that the novelty wears off fast.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''. Explicitly refuted by [[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow]], who argues that the novelty wears off fast.
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** Pretty much every scene in the game where "[[BadBadActing acting]]" is attempted.
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* SpecialEffectFailure: [[UpToEleven SO DAMN MANY!!!]] Even worse considering how the game was in DevelopmentHell for 5 years, and that even ''sound effects'' are messed up: there's only one kind of explosion noise, the bike engine is an annoying drone after you get it past 40 miles an hour, and the voice acting is just DullSurprise over and over. AngryJoe claimed that ''[[InsultToRocks sound files available for free on the Internet had better quality then the sound effects in the game]]''!
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** Some reviewers take special mention how ''even the music and sound effects'' are lazy and lame, and how a game not even putting the effort in to create decent sound is an indication for how little effort they put into everything else.
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** DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible: Although for some reviewers, they find it so lazily done that it doesn't even deserve to be called the above.
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* BileFascination: Given how poorly this was reviewed, it was inevitable. Yahtzee advises people play it for just that reason, as he found tearing into it immensely fun because nothing brings people together faster than bashing on something that they hate.
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* BileFascination: Given how poorly this was reviewed, it was inevitable. Yahtzee advises people play it for just that reason, as he found tearing into it immensely fun because nothing brings people together faster than bashing on something that they hate. hate.
* DesignatedHero: Jake in the game [[MoralEventHorizon murders several truckers to steal their truck, runs over two dozen police officers, and kills everyone in a power plant]] [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext just to cause an explosion with the truck to let him jump over an electric fence]].
* DesignatedHero: Jake in the game [[MoralEventHorizon murders several truckers to steal their truck, runs over two dozen police officers, and kills everyone in a power plant]] [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext just to cause an explosion with the truck to let him jump over an electric fence]].
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* {{Narm}}: Jake's angry scream. See it for yourself in [[www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM&t=7m this video]].
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* {{Narm}}: Jake's angry scream. See it for yourself in [[www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM&t=7m this video]].
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* {{Narm}}: Jake's angry scream. See it for yourself in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM this video]] around the 7 minute mark.
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* {{Narm}}: Jake's angry scream. See it for yourself in [[http://www.[[www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM&t=7m this video]] around the 7 minute mark.video]].
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** SoBadItsHorrible: Although for some reviewers, they find it so lazily done that it doesn't even deserve to be called the above.
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** SoBadItsHorrible: DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible: Although for some reviewers, they find it so lazily done that it doesn't even deserve to be called the above.
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** Some say the game itself is this since it's been in development for ''five years'' yet it's considered one of the worst games to come out in recent memory.
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* UnfortunateImplications: The flow to get the sex scenes usually proceed like this: Prostitute/Girlfriend is about to be beaten and/or raped, you save them, they immediately have sex with you, with no scenes in-between.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation} Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation} [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[{{WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation}} Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''.
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* SoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[{{WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation}} [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation} Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''.
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* {{Narm}}: Jakes angry scream. See it for yourself in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM this video]] around the 7 minute mark
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* {{Narm}}: Jakes Jake's angry scream. See it for yourself in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM this video]] around the 7 minute markmark.
** The Test Chamber guys found Jake's fight with the fat guy, whererin he just kicks the guy for like two solid minutes, immensely hilarious.
** The Test Chamber guys found Jake's fight with the fat guy, whererin he just kicks the guy for like two solid minutes, immensely hilarious.
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* BileFascination: Given how poorly this was reviewed, it was inevitable. Yahtzee advises people play it for just that reason, as he found tearing into it immensely fun because nothing brings people together faster than bashing on something that they hate.
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*{{Narm}}: Jakes angry scream. See it for yourself in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkCly7E5OM this video]] around the 7 minute mark
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* SoBadItsGoodSoBadItsGood: Exactly the reason why [[{{WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation}} Yahtzee]] considered it the game industry's answer to ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''.
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** The sex scenes... featuring both participants fully clothed.
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* FetishRetardant: The sex scenes, where Jake and his sex partner have completely deadpan facial expressions.
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* FetishRetardant: The sex scenes, where Jake and his sex partner have completely deadpan facial expressions.
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* TheyJustDidntCare: At one point, Jake insults a guy and his ponytail... even though he does not have a ponytail.
* UncannyValley: The characters are stiff and inexpressive.
* SoBadItsGood
* TheyJustDidntCare: At one point, Jake insults a guy and his ponytail... even though he does not have a ponytail.
* UncannyValley: The characters are stiff and inexpressive.
