Bile Fascination: Given how poorly this was reviewed, it was inevitable. Yahtzee advises people play it for just that reason, as he found tearing into it immensely fun because nothing brings people together faster than bashing on something that they hate.
Crowning Music of Awesome: Despite most of the soundtrack consisting of faux-1960's guitar riffs, the opening song, "Pressure and Time" by Rival Sons is pretty damn good. Then again, it's a licensed song from 2 years before the game came out that has nothing to do with the game so it barely even counts.
Honestly, the soundtrack is probably the only remotely decent part of the game. That's not to say that it redeems the game in any way. If anything, it says more about the incompetence of the game as a whole than the quality of the music.
The sex scenes, where Jake and his sex partner have completely deadpan facial expressions. And both remain fully clothed. And you thought amateur porn was bad? Buddy, this makes amateur porn look professional in comparison!
Also the fact the Rescue Sex involves bludgeoning or shooting a sexual assaulter, and you get it on right in the same room as their bloody corpse!
It's not clear if this was a stylistic choice or not - the scenes would show too much nudity if the characters were actually naked, but the developers still added these scenes into the game. A simple Fade to Black would have sufficed.
Much of the game is spent by every character doing dumb things to progress the story. The main revenge story itself is kickstarted by the Devil's Hand, instead of making sure that Jake was dead, stupidly shooting him once in the side and assuming that's the last of it. The rest of the game is full of these kinds of moments, mainly stemming from Jake's Complexity Addiction. Instead of following the simpler route, he always has to try the hardest possible method, and the Devil's Hand themselves are packed with the most stupid-caliber thugs ever witnessed, and they amazingly fare even worse than Jake.
Jake's uncle Mack also deserves a mention: The reason Devil's Hand ganged up on Jake and his brother was that he was wearing his dad's (who was killed by the Devil's Hand) jacket with his old gang logo on it. Since the Devil's Hand were not in any way laying low and Mack was well aware of the bad blood between them, he might have wanted to mention that wearing that jacket could cause trouble.
The Devil's Hand could have simply killed Mack, Jake, and Mikey after killing their dad; instead they waited twenty five years to kill them, despite living in the same small town and Mike literally having his Dad's logo plastered all over his back.
Lost in Medias Res: The game starts with Jake driving his bike, interspersed with scenes of him engaging in a turret sequence in the woods, having a fistfight in front of a waterfall, and jumping over a helicopter on said bike. The first two scenes are never explained or reappear again, and the third has little relevance in the storyline.
Jake's angry scream. See it for yourself in this video.
The Test Chamber guys found Jake's fight with the fat guy, wherein he just kicks the guy for like two solid minutes, immensely hilarious.
Every scene in the game where "acting" is attempted.
The animation for the contextual kill where Jake smashes a guy's head against an object is rather "poofy."
Anytime when the camera zooms up on Jake's face because of his goofy looking facial expressions.
It's possible to enter a quick time event to dispatch a baddie, which always starts with Jake grunting angrily into the camera; especially narmful if accompanied with total silence as for large sections of the game there's no music playing.
There's a contextual kill which has Jake throw an innocent security guard off a bridge; however, most of the time the body won't fall off and will just limply hang by its legs over the water.
Padding: Much of the game could have been shorter if Jake was taking less complicated ways into doing his schemes. One gets the feeling that his Complexity Addiction is just so the game can have enough content.
Porting Disaster: The PC port is essentially a straight console emulation, with no effort put into adapting it to the PC. There are no graphics options (you can't even change the resolution!), you can't rebind the keys, and even the mouse controls are sluggish and unresponsive due to being some kind of gamepad emulation rather than a true mouse solution. Shortly after its release, the Steam version went on sale for a whopping 160% off, making it impossible to purchase due to breaking the pricing system. Eventually, it was pulled from the store entirely.
Signature Scene: The part where Jake murders a bunch of civilians and police to steal a truck and drive it into a power plant to turn off an electric fence has become this, for all the wrongreasons.
At one point, Jake insults a guy and his ponytail... even though he does not have a ponytail.
Some say the game itself is this since it was in development for five years yet it's considered one of the worst games to come out for its era.
The sex scenes... featuring both participants fully clothed. One scene is repeated, and there's only a handful of female character models (black, blonde, redhead, and brunette).
Some reviewers take special mention how even the music and sound effects are lazy and lame, and how a game not even putting the effort in to create decent sound is an indication for how little effort they put into everything else.
An environmental kill in the church where you fight King Dick has Jake repeatedly slam an enemy's head against a pew. The pew is DESTRUCTIBLE and King Dick spends the entire sequence throwing DYNAMITE around. When the pew is destroyed, the hotspot remains and Jake will simply slam the guy's head into nothing◊.
Uncanny Valley: The characters are stiff and inexpressive to the point that they can barely open their mouths - and when they do, they look disturbingly like Muppets, sometimes having no visible teeth or tongue. The 'sex' scenes are the best example of just how unnerving the characters in this game are.
Unfortunate Implications: You could count the number of female characters not used solely for sex on one hand. Make that of what you will.
The Untwist: Pretty Boy dramatically reveals that Jake's dad is dead, which might have had weight if the player was ever given the indication he was alive in the first place.