History YMMV / MyImmortal

* {{Narm}}: All of it. Yes, every single word.
* NightmareFuel: A literal interpretation of many passages in this story will give you a rather disturbing mental picture. "He put his boys thingie in mine", coming from EBONY, anyone? [[SchmuckBait So try to avoid literal interpretations]].

* SnarkBait: Possibly more so than ''anything else'' on this wiki, even ''{{Twilight}}''.

* EpilepticTrees: Tara comes up with a few: ''I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111'' [[spoiler:(Funnily enough, half of that did turn out to be true)]]

* RomanticPlotTumor: Most of the plot is focused on a [[strike:Harry]]Vampire/Ebony/Draco LoveTriangle. Even Voldemort forcing Ebony to kill "Vampire" is treated as though it were simply a complication to all the romantic drama.

* BileFascination: Seriously, this [[strike:is]] was the ''most popular thing'' on [[FanfictionDotNet Fanfiction.net]] if the reviews were anything to go by.
* BrainBleach: Read any of this and you'll want a whole barrel full...

* EpicFail: If this fic isn't that, then nothing is.

* FanService: Tara presumably thought that the sex scenes were this (see FetishRetardant and IKEAErotica).

* RonTheDeathEater: In Tara-Land, Lupin ("Loopin") is [[InformedFlaw apparently a pedophile]], is helping Voldemort for some reason, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking enjoys chewing on things.]] Also happens to Dumbledore, despite the fact that he does nothing ''evil''.

*** Although the story wants us to think the opposite, it's only too easy to see the "preps" as the good guys and the "goffs" as the bad guys. After all, the "goffs" are all utter jerks and we never see the "preps" do anything to deserve the treatment they get. In particular, the fic wants us to see Britney as TheLibby and Ebony as the CoolLoser. But who's the one judging the other for how she dresses? Who's the one who sits by and takes the other's abuse without retaliating until the end? Who's the one gets [[GirlPosse followed around by a large of friends]] while the other one always seems to be on her own?

*** Although the story wants us to think the opposite, it's only too easy to see the "preps" as the good guys and the "goffs" as the bad guys. After all, the "goffs" are all utter jerks and we never see the "preps" do anything to deserve the treatment they get. In particular, the fic wants us to see Britney as TheLibby and Ebony as the CoolLoser. But who's the one judging the other for how she dresses? Who's the one who sits by and takes the other's abuse without retaliating until the end? Who's the one gets [[GirlPosse followed around by a large of friends]] and who's the one who always seems to be on her own?

*** Although the story wants us to think the opposite, it's only too easy to see the "preps" as the good guys and the "goffs" as the bad guys. After all, the "goffs" are all utter jerks and we never see the "preps" do anything to deserve the treatment they get.

* PoesLaw: Perhaps the MostTriumphantExample. Ask three people whether this is a parody and you'll get four answers. It doesn't help that, if it ''is'' a parody, it's [[StealthParody the stealth variety]], and as such doubly vulnerable to this.

* AdaptationDecay: That's putting it mildly.

* {{Narm}}: All of it. Yes, every single word of this hilarious story is supposed to be serious.
** [[TrollFic O RLY?]]
*** [[YourMilageMayVary YA RLY!]]

* [=~So Bad It's Good~=] / [=~So Bad It's Horrible~=]: Depending on your point of view.
** One could argue that it's in a league of its own: Namely, the story can be seen as [[SoBadItsHorrible So Horrible]] [[SoCoolItsAwesome It's Awesome]]. The story, if taken at face value, is absolute crap. If you think it's some sort of StealthParody (like many people do), then odds are you think it's great. There's a reason why this story has so many tributes to it.
* WallBanger: With this fic, it would probably be more effective to ask what is ''not'' a WallBanger.

* FiveManBand: A bit sketchy and not easily apparent, but still there.
** TheHero-- Ebony (emphasis on the "charismatic" and "driven" qualities).
** TheLancer-- B'loody Mary.
** TheSmartGuy-- Willow (mostly because Raven's the smart one compared to Tara).
** TheBigGuy-- Vampire (he's usually the first to get into a fight).
** TheChick-- Draco.

* FridgeLogic: Quite frankly, the entire story.