History YMMV / MyImmortal

13th Feb '16 12:29:15 PM DrWhooves
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interpretations]].

* FridgeHorror: A literal interpretation of many passages in this story will give you a rather disturbing mental picture. "He put his boys thingie in mine", coming from ''Ebony'', anyone? [[SchmuckBait So try to avoid literal
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* FridgeHorror: A literal interpretation of many passages in this story will give you a rather disturbing mental picture. "He put his boys thingie in mine", coming from ''Ebony'', anyone? [[SchmuckBait So try to avoid literal interpretations]].
13th Feb '16 12:28:26 PM DrWhooves
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* FridgeHorror: A literal interpretation of many passages in this story will give you a rather disturbing mental picture. "He put his boys thingie in mine", coming from ''Ebony'', anyone? [[SchmuckBait So try to avoid literal interpretations]].
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* FridgeHorror: A literal interpretation of many passages in this story will give you a rather disturbing mental picture. "He put his boys thingie in mine", coming from ''Ebony'', anyone? [[SchmuckBait So try to avoid literal interpretations]].

* FridgeHorror: A literal interpretation of many passages in this story will give you a rather disturbing mental picture. "He put his boys thingie in mine", coming from ''Ebony'', anyone? [[SchmuckBait So try to avoid literal interpretations]].

* WhatAnIdiot: Ebony/Enoby, despite being told that Draco and Harry were a couple long before Draco and her had "you-know-what", insists on believing that Draco cheated on her. About a paragraph later she has a "brainstorm" and wonders if Draco and Harry dated ''before she started dating Draco.'' Whether this is genuine stupidity on [[MyNaymeIs Enoby's]] part, or the result of Tara forgetting what she just wrote, we may never know.
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* WhatAnIdiot: Ebony/Enoby, despite being told that Draco and Harry were a couple long before Draco and her had "you-know-what", insists on believing that Draco cheated on her. About a paragraph later she has a "brainstorm" and wonders if Draco and Harry dated ''before she started dating Draco.'' Whether this is genuine stupidity on [[MyNaymeIs Enoby's]] part, or the result of Tara forgetting what she just wrote, we may never know.
13th Feb '16 12:27:35 PM DrWhooves
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4th Jan '16 7:58:52 AM crazysamaritan
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Mary Sue wick cleanup
* ThirtySuePileup: Let us count the ways. ** MarySue: Ebony. Just... Ebony. Tara denies it (despite many noticeable Freudian slips in which other characters refer to Ebony as "Tata" "Tara" and "[=TaEbory=]"), and responds to her preppy haters with this: -->''I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!'' ** ParodySue: Depends on whether Gilesbie's a troll or not -- if so, one of the best examples. ** PossessionSue: Draco just reeks of this. ** RelationshipSue: From the first chapter, Enoby leeches onto Draco and never lets go. ** SympatheticSue: Ebony [[{{Wangst}} constantly whines]] about how hard her life is. ** JerkSue: She has quite the potty mouth and spends a lot of time yelling at everybody, insulting her friends for no reason, and on occasion laughing at others' misfortunes. But everybody still wants to be around her. ** AntiSue: She seems weak and useless... ** GodModeSue: ...until she kills Voldermort. ** VillainSue: Ebony can be interpreted this way. ** FixerSue: No, Harry, you're supposed to be bisexual! And a goth vampire! ** BlackHoleSue: The entire castle and all its residents are distorted to fit Ebony's views of the world. Not to mention that Marilyn Manson becomes the opening act to her headliner. ** [[LemonStu Lemon Sue]]: [[DrinkingGame Take a shot]] everytime Ebony has sex. ** About the only form of Mary Sue which Ebony doesn't fit is PuritySue[=/=]MarySueClassic. And even there, she never "soils" herself by having sex with another female despite her claims that she's bi, and she's quick to tell us that because she's a girl she didn't get an erection, you sickos. She's also a valiant fighter for Truth, Justice, and the Goth Way, and will defend the world against the preps with her dying breath -- which in the world of Tara Gillespie almost makes her a paladin of IncorruptiblePurePureness.
24th Nov '15 4:38:04 PM Someoneman
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these count as real-life examples, which are not allowed.
* EpicFail: If it was written seriously, then [[UpToEleven all of it]].

* [[MagnificentBastard Magnificent Bitch]]: Whoever cracked Tara's password and wrote a final FixFic chapter that sorted out all the canon issues and restored logical coherence (or rather, ''introduced'' logical coherence) to the story, and who made a valiant effort to TorchTheFranchiseAndRun before Tara managed to return from a "vocation" in "Englond" and "fix" the situation. ** If you're in the camp that believes that ''My Immortal'' was an intentionally bad TrollFic, then Tara herself is arguably the biggest MagnificentBitch on the entire internet. She masterfully created the most [[SoBadItsGood brain-meltingly bad]] story in existence (Make no mistake, trying to make something that bad on purpose takes EFFORT). Played the role of the deranged creator to perfection. And then sat back with her [[PassThePopcorn bowl of popcorn and laughed]] as her work immortalised her in Internet legend with 80% of it's readers ''still'' oblivious to how masterfully they'd been played. Hats off to you Tara you Magnificent Troll, we read your book!
24th Nov '15 7:51:34 AM RandomTroperWhoLikes1R
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** Satan being described as looking "jist like [[Music/PanicAtTheDisco Brandan Urie"]], after the release of the music video for "Emperor's New Clothes," where Brendon Urie DOES turn into Satan.
27th Oct '15 1:43:54 AM Foamer
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** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows nd den hairy wil have 2]] [[spoiler:kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111]]''
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** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows nd den hairy wil have 2]] [[spoiler:kommit [[spoiler:[[TheCloudCuckooLanderWasRight kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111]]''horcrox]]!!!!!111]]''
19th Sep '15 6:23:53 PM Technicolourtardis
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*** There's also the fact that she refers to characters, scenes, and objects that were only in the books, or only given names in the books, such as Professor Sinistra (astronomy) and Arithmancy (maths is notably the only real-world subject mentioned), and uses very minor characters from the movies, like Dobby and Fudge, or else characters nobody who writes fanfic like this would actually use (such as Umbridge).
10th Sep '15 4:01:45 PM Twentington
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natter and not ymmv anyway
* YouAreWhatYouHate: Preps seems to be referencing the stereotypes about the shallow, judgmental, appearance-obsesses cheerleaders and football players. Ya know, those frighteningly skinny blond girls that are always surprisingly well-stoked in fresh pig's blood, and the big, burly boy with an IQ of 3 who's allowed to flunk all the classes he wants because he has a football scholarship to the big, snotty academy. Now: Holds a with-me-or-against me view of everyone, judges people based on looks alone, obsessed with people's hair and close, has an irrational hatred (not distasteful contempt, passionate hatred) for anything that differs from their world view. Wears make-up, brags about groups superiority and uses said superiority to be a Jerkass Sue, and worships a narrow group of bands borderline religiously. Does this describe Preps (according to stereotypes) or Goffs (according to the story)?
19th Aug '15 6:52:53 PM Windrays
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