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* In ''ComicBook/TheThingFromAnotherWorld'':
** The first comic:
*** The story opens with R.J. [=McReady=] torching the Thing remains [[Film/TheThing1982 after the events of the film]] before getting surrounded and apprehended by a Navy Seal squad. He is led to the helicopter just as one soldier, Pybus, touches the remnants of the thing and gets assimilated ([[AssPull somehow]]). So what's it gonna do now?\\
'''You'd Expect''': The thing would keep its cover, snuck aboard the helicopter and allow itself to be extracted into the warmer climate, giving it much more freedom to assimilate more people or escape, especially with the soldiers not trusting [=McReady=]'s claims. Really, that's ''all'' it had to do.\\
'''Instead''': [[StupidEvil For no clear reason]], it transforms right as the helicopter is about to land, opens fire upon its own squadmates and shoots the aircraft down.\\
'''The Result''': [=McReady=] blows it up with a grenade, and while it does manage to [[spoiler:infect two people]], it ends back at square one. Which leads to...
*** So now [=McReady=], a soldier named Erskine and the grievously wouded pilots are stuck in the middle of nowhere. As it is revealed much later, [[spoiler:Erskine and one of the pilots got infected and have become the Things themselves]].\\
'''You'd Expect''': [[spoiler:The two would drop any pretense of humanity, gang up on [=McReady=], assimilate him and use his memories to find the Argentinian base]].\\
'''Instead''': [[spoiler:Nope. This doesn't occur to either of them, and they only transform one by one as the story progresses]].
*** After hunting down and destroying [[spoiler:the pilot-Thing]], the group returns back to the Argentinian camp. Unbeknownst, [[spoiler:Erskine is revealed to be the Thing]]. It goes to the radio room in an attempt to ask for an extraction.\\
'''You'd Expect''': [[spoiler:That he would try and assimilate the radio operators to give himself more advantage, then perhaps unleash them on the camp as whole while it makes a getaway]].\\
'''Instead''': It just messily massacres everyone inside the shack, leaving clues of its presence. Then it gets response from the command pointing at where exactly the pickup would proceed.\\
'''You'd Then Expect''': The Thing would do something about the note. Take it along, tear it apart - anything.\\
'''Instead''': It stupidly leaves the message lying nearby, allowing [=McReady=] and Childs to get a clue and intercept the Thing on its way up there, taking it down in the process.
** ''Climate of Fear'':
*** At one point, Dr. Deseado gets shot for his troubles after provoking his commanding officer Agapito too many times, and seemingly dies from that.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That the rest of the compound would still give it [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill an infernal treatment]] nonetheless since they do have at least some knowledge of how the Things work.\\
'''Instead''': They have Cruz, the guy who shot Deseado, bury him manually.\\
'''The Result''': Deseado, who was PlayingPossum, infects Cruz (or vice versa, depending on who was assimilated first), then gets back up, absorbs two more soldiers and sets off the chain of events which lead to almost everyone at the military base getting assimilated.
*** It turns out [[spoiler:the Childs-Thing managed to frame [=McReady=] by infecting his blood during the test, and now he finds him alongside Dr. Viale. It is armed with a flamethrower and has the surprise factor, plus the rest of American commandos on its side]].\\
'''You'd Expect''': That it would just [[spoiler:smite [=McReady=] with the flame burst and then do the same to Viale, then play things as if the two had been infected, which could be very plausible]].\\
'''Instead''': It transforms right off the bat, chases the two around with two flamethrowers while roaring like a maniac and as result [[HoistByHisOwnPetard gets blown to smithereens by his own fireteam]]. Nice work, moron.
*** Meanwhile, at the barracks, Agapito tries to rally his own subordinates to fight against the Americans. Unfortunately for him, the man he is shaking the hand of, Ramon, turns up to be infected.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That the Thing would assimilate Agapito right off the bat.\\
'''Instead''': It wastes time drawing the process and tries to pull off the PreMortemOneLiner. Agapito manages to slash his own arm off with a machete just in time before the infection spreads fully.\\
'''Then''': It turns out the rest of the stationed soldiers are the Things, and Agapito is the last human left on his own base (barring Dr. Viale, [=McReady=], Colonel Simm and his squad).\\
'''You'd Expect''': That the Things would bum rush Agapito and infect him on the spot.\\
'''Instead''': They just stand around, expressing their disbelief at their commander managing to do such a boneheaded move, giving him enough time to jump out of the window and escape.\\
'''You'd Then Expect''': That the Things would send someone to infect him and add one more crewman to their final scheme.\\
'''Instead''': They decide Agapito is NotWorthKilling and leave him be, assuming he won't be of any threat to them.\\
'''The Result''': Agapito gets away and becomes the SpannerInTheWorks, aiding [=McReady=] and Dr. Viale in [[spoiler: destroying the Thing's escape aircraft]].\\
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* ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}'': In ''Batman'' #47, Batman finds Joe Chill, the man who murdered his parents, who is now a small-time crime boss. Batman reveals his identity to Chill, who flees to the safety of his henchmen. But when the henchmen learn their boss [[CreateYourOwnHero inadvertently created Batman]] ...\\
'''You'd Expect:''' The henchmen would extract Batman's SecretIdentity from their boss.\\
'''Instead''': Chill's henchmen quickly gun him down. It's only then that they realize [[NiceJobFixingItVillain they nearly deprived themselves of Batman's]] secret identity, but the Dark Knight trounces them before they can get their boss to talk.
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'''As A Result'': A pissed off Power Girl spews nonsense while beating Wonder Woman [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom right across the border into Canada]]. By the time Wonder Woman remembers "lasso of truth" it's too late and she's forced to beat an irrational Power Girl down, allowing the mayhem in the city to continue unabaited in the interrim and depriving herself of a capable ally once she can return to focusing on the city's strife.\\
'''Even Worse''': Diana was still feeling guilty about and traumatized by the monster known as Genocide. Among other things, Genocide had the power to turn people into irrational murderers against their will. Even though Genodice was beaten, and thus an unlikely suspect, Diana should have nonetheless been used to it, with the mosnter's actions so fresh in her memory, with Quetzlotl just confessing innocence within the lasso of truth, and respond appropriately!

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'''As A Result'': Result''': A pissed off Power Girl spews nonsense while beating Wonder Woman [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom right across the border into Canada]]. By the time Wonder Woman remembers "lasso of truth" truth", [[HowMuchMoreCanHeTake in the next issue]], [[WeaponGripFailure it's too late late]] and she's forced {{f|ightingyourfriend}}orced to beat an irrational Power Girl down, [[IAmNotLeftHanded down]], allowing the mayhem in the city to continue unabaited in the interrim and depriving herself of a capable ally once she can return to focusing on the city's strife.\\
'''Even Worse''': Diana was still feeling guilty about and traumatized by the monster known as Genocide. Among other things, Genocide had the power to turn people into irrational murderers against their will. Even though Genodice was beaten, and thus an unlikely suspect, Diana should have nonetheless been used to it, with the mosnter's actions so fresh in her memory, with Quetzlotl just confessing innocence within the lasso of truth, and respond responded appropriately!
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'''Instead:''' He averts WhatMeasureIsANonHuman and tries to let them live, fighting non-lethally if he can and even attempting to prevent others from killing them. Admittedly, the first time he meets a xenomorph is canonically soon after his traumatic execution of three criminal Kryptonians from the Phantom Zone, but he never stops trying to find a way to "live and let live" with xenomorphs.

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'''Instead:''' He averts WhatMeasureIsANonHuman and tries to let them live, fighting non-lethally if he can and even attempting to prevent others from killing them. Admittedly, the first time he meets a xenomorph is canonically soon after his traumatic execution of three criminal Kryptonians from the Phantom Zone, but he never stops trying to find a way to "live and let live" with xenomorphs.]
* ''Comicbook/WonderWoman Volume 3 #40'' sees her attacking Quetzlotl for the crime of eating people. During the fight, as Wonder Woman is wont to do, she snares Quetzlotl in her lasso and he tells her that people are disgusting, that something made him eat them, and he then runs away afraid that whatever it is might come back. As Wonder Woman investigates more strange activities in the city she is suddenly sucker punched by Comicbook/PowerGirl.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Wonder Woman to realize blindsiding people is highly out of character for Power Girl, that Power Girl has never expressed ''any'' kind of dislike for Wonder Woman before, that she ''just'' dealt with an out of character Quetzlotl and solved the problem with her lasso of truth, and immediately try to lasso Power Girl too.\\
'''Instead:''' Wonder Woman tells Power Girl that she's become "slightly peeved", punches Power Girl back, and asks what her problem is.\\
'''As A Result'': A pissed off Power Girl spews nonsense while beating Wonder Woman [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom right across the border into Canada]]. By the time Wonder Woman remembers "lasso of truth" it's too late and she's forced to beat an irrational Power Girl down, allowing the mayhem in the city to continue unabaited in the interrim and depriving herself of a capable ally once she can return to focusing on the city's strife.\\
'''Even Worse''': Diana was still feeling guilty about and traumatized by the monster known as Genocide. Among other things, Genocide had the power to turn people into irrational murderers against their will. Even though Genodice was beaten, and thus an unlikely suspect, Diana should have nonetheless been used to it, with the mosnter's actions so fresh in her memory, with Quetzlotl just confessing innocence within the lasso of truth, and respond appropriately!
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* In ''ComicBook/NewXMenAcademyX'' (the one written by Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost), the X-Men have decided to form a new team of trainees to fight alongside them. However, one of the possible recruits is [[EmotionlessGirl emotionless]] {{Tykebomb}} [[Characters/X23LauraKinney X-23]], who can be forced to enter an uncontrollable berserker rage if exposed to a particular scent. Characters/{{Emma Frost|WhiteQueen}}, one of the new team's teachers, is understandably worried by this and considers X-23 a danger to the other students.\\

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* In ''ComicBook/NewXMenAcademyX'' (the one written by Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost), the X-Men have decided to form a new team of trainees to fight alongside them. However, one of the possible recruits is [[EmotionlessGirl emotionless]] {{Tykebomb}} [[Characters/X23LauraKinney X-23]], who can be forced to enter an uncontrollable berserker rage if exposed to a particular scent. Characters/{{Emma Frost|WhiteQueen}}, [[Characters/MarvelComicsEmmaFrost Emma Frost]], one of the new team's teachers, is understandably worried by this and considers X-23 a danger to the other students.\\
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* ''ComicBook/AdjectivelessXMen'' has the final fight with Arkea, a badass villain who has been built up as so dangerous that even John Sublime is scared of her. Arkea is able to escape into electrical grids, among other things.\\

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* ''ComicBook/AdjectivelessXMen'' ''ComicBook/XMen'' vol. 4 has the final fight with Arkea, a badass villain who has been built up as so dangerous that even John Sublime is scared of her. Arkea is able to escape into electrical grids, among other things.\\
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* In issues 29-30 of the ''ComicBook/InvaderZim'' comic series, Dib is roped into [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a secret society of soda-powered wizards]]. He's tasked with retrieving a bottle of Darkpoop Cola to prepare for the final battle with Poopthulu. Zim has bought all the Darkpoop bottles in town to clean his spaceship, so his base is the only place Dib can find said Darkpoop.\\

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* In issues 29-30 #29-30 of the ''ComicBook/InvaderZim'' comic series, ''ComicBook/InvaderZimOni'', Dib is roped into [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a secret society of soda-powered wizards]]. He's tasked with retrieving a bottle of Darkpoop Cola to prepare for the final battle with Poopthulu. Zim has bought all the Darkpoop bottles in town to clean his spaceship, so his base is the only place Dib can find said Darkpoop.\\
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** "Preludes and Nocturnes": It is revealed early on that the power source for Dr. Destiny's Materioptikon was Morpheus's dreamstone. Naturally after he escapes from the late Roderick Burgess's son, Alex, Morpheus wants his stuff back, the dreamstone included. Though the Kindly Ones, he learns about Dee's battles against the Justice League and that they had possession of it.\\

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** "Preludes and Nocturnes": It is revealed early on that the power source for Dr. Destiny's Materioptikon was Morpheus's dreamstone. Naturally after he escapes from the late Roderick Burgess's son, Alex, Morpheus wants his stuff back, the dreamstone included. Though Through the Kindly Ones, he learns about Dee's battles against the Justice League and that they had possession of it.\\

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'''Instead:''' He kills everyone in the room except for Ash, rationalizing that Kingpin was never human to begin with. This, however, leaves the two without backup. They then come across Thunderball, who is uninfected and fending off a large horde of zombies. Punisher has a bag of munitions and firearms with which he could kill at least some of the zombies.\\

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'''Instead:''' He kills everyone in the room except for Ash, rationalizing that Kingpin was never human to begin with. This, however, leaves the two without backup. They Even worse, Kingpin survives long enough to get infected and, decades later, attempts to invade Earth-616 with his zombie army.
** The two
then come across Thunderball, who is uninfected and fending off a large horde of zombies. Punisher has a bag of munitions and firearms with which he could kill at least some of the zombies.\\



** In ''Return'', Spider-Man gets transported to Earth-Z, a parallel world uninfected by the zombie plague. He quickly gets his lay of the land and realizes that he was sent back in time, as this world's Peter Parker is attending college and a tablet that could reverse his zombification is on display at a museum. The Kingpin plans to steal the tablet and hire the Sinister Six to attack the campus.\\

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** In ''Return'', Spider-Man Spider-Man, along with several other zombified heroes of Earth-2149, gets transported to Earth-Z, a parallel world uninfected by the zombie plague. He quickly gets his lay of the land and realizes that he was sent back in time, as this world's Peter Parker is attending college and a tablet that could reverse his zombification is on display at a museum. The Kingpin plans to steal the tablet and hire the Sinister Six to attack the campus.\\



'''Result:''' Bruce bites Robert on the hand, infecting him as both transform into their superpowered alter-egos and begin eating more people. This eventually contributes to the whole Earth-Z getting devastated by the ZombieApocalypse.

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'''Result:''' Bruce bites Robert on the hand, infecting him as both transform into their superpowered alter-egos and begin eating more people. This eventually contributes to the whole Earth-Z getting devastated by the ZombieApocalypse.ZombieApocalypse, [[HistoryRepeats just like Earth-2149 before it]].

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* ''ComicBook/{{The Sandman|1989}}''Sandman|1989}}'':
** "Preludes and Nocturnes": It is revealed early on that the power source for Dr. Destiny's Materioptikon was Morpheus's dreamstone. Naturally after he escapes from the late Roderick Burgess's son, Alex, Morpheus wants his stuff back, the dreamstone included. Though the Kindly Ones, he learns about Dee's battles against the Justice League and that they had possession of it.\\
'''You'd expect''': Even after the JLA satellite was destroyed, that they'd keep anything they seized in another secure place, maybe even the Batcave.\\
'''Instead''': The Martian Manhunter revealed that after the satellite was destroyed, he stashed a bunch of the League's trophies, the Materioptikon included, in a normal storage unit.\\
'''The Result''': Dee was able to get it back after he escaped from Arkham and uses it, now with more of Morpheus's powers thank to Dee's modifications to the dreamstone, to torture the entire planet, drive people crazy, and bring out their baser selves -- all because J'onn thought a normal storage unit would be a good place to keep the JLA's stuff.
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'''You'd Think:''' They would send ComicBook/{{Storm}}, who can fly, control the weather, and is a superb thief, on ahead to negotiate for or steal transportation for them.\\

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'''You'd Think:''' They would send ComicBook/{{Storm}}, [[Characters/MarvelComicsStorm Storm]], who can fly, control the weather, and is a superb thief, on ahead to negotiate for or steal transportation for them.\\



* In ''ComicBook/NewXMenAcademyX'' (the one written by Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost), the X-Men have decided to form a new team of trainees to fight alongside them. However, one of the possible recruits is [[EmotionlessGirl emotionless]] {{Tykebomb}} ComicBook/{{X 23}}, who can be forced to enter an uncontrollable berserker rage if exposed to a particular scent. ComicBook/EmmaFrost, one of the new team's teachers, is understandably worried by this and considers X-23 a danger to the other students.\\

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* In ''ComicBook/NewXMenAcademyX'' (the one written by Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost), the X-Men have decided to form a new team of trainees to fight alongside them. However, one of the possible recruits is [[EmotionlessGirl emotionless]] {{Tykebomb}} ComicBook/{{X 23}}, [[Characters/X23LauraKinney X-23]], who can be forced to enter an uncontrollable berserker rage if exposed to a particular scent. ComicBook/EmmaFrost, Characters/{{Emma Frost|WhiteQueen}}, one of the new team's teachers, is understandably worried by this and considers X-23 a danger to the other students.\\



** Still with ''New X-Men'', during the "Return to Limbo" arc, Belasco the sorcerer has tried bringing back [[ComicBook/{{Magik}} Illyana Rasputin]] after M-Day, only for her to escape. Belasco decides she's gone back to the X-Men, and promptly drags everyone in the mansion to Limbo so he can find her.\\

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** Still with ''New X-Men'', during the "Return to Limbo" arc, Belasco the sorcerer has tried bringing back [[ComicBook/{{Magik}} [[Characters/{{Magik}} Illyana Rasputin]] after M-Day, only for her to escape. Belasco decides she's gone back to the X-Men, and promptly drags everyone in the mansion to Limbo so he can find her.\\



* ''ComicBook/XFactor'': The problem is evident from the outset. ComicBook/JeanGrey comes back from the dead without her telepathy and finds that not only are her old teammates at loose ends and [[TheMentor Charles Xavier]] missing; but BigBad ComicBook/{{Magneto}} [[HeelFaceTurn was running the latter's school]], the ComicBook/XMen were wanted outlaws, and Mutants [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer had a worse rep than ever]]. When she gets the old gang together they decide to gather young mutants themselves to train them in safety and away from dangerous influences, but they do not have a Cerebro unit or a telepath to use it.\\

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* ''ComicBook/XFactor'': The problem is evident from the outset. ComicBook/JeanGrey [[Characters/MarvelComicsJeanGrey Jean Grey]] comes back from the dead without her telepathy and finds that not only are her old teammates at loose ends and [[TheMentor Charles Xavier]] missing; but BigBad ComicBook/{{Magneto}} Characters/{{Ma|rvelComicsMagneto}}gneto [[HeelFaceTurn was running the latter's school]], the ComicBook/XMen were wanted outlaws, and Mutants [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer had a worse rep than ever]]. When she gets the old gang together they decide to gather young mutants themselves to train them in safety and away from dangerous influences, but they do not have a Cerebro unit or a telepath to use it.\\



** In issue ''#395'', ComicBook/ThePunisher comes to Vegas looking to take down a hitman named Frost, and happens to see Frost talking with "Mr. Fixit".\\

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** In issue ''#395'', ComicBook/ThePunisher Characters/{{The Punisher|FrankCastle}} comes to Vegas looking to take down a hitman named Frost, and happens to see Frost talking with "Mr. Fixit".\\



* In ''ComicBook/NewAvengers'' #2, a breakout at the supervillain prison known as The Raft has occurred. ComicBook/SpiderMan and ComicBook/CaptainAmerica arrive on the scene. The Captain notes that a large platoon of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are on their way.\\

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* In ''ComicBook/NewAvengers'' #2, a breakout at the supervillain prison known as The Raft has occurred. ComicBook/SpiderMan [[Characters/SpiderManPeterParker Spider-Man]] and ComicBook/CaptainAmerica [[Characters/MarvelComicsSteveRogers Captain America]] arrive on the scene. The Captain notes that a large platoon of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are on their way.\\



* The much-maligned ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay'' arc of ComicBook/SpiderMan involved Aunt May in a coma, after being shot by a gunman following Peter Parker revealing himself to be Spider-Man back during ''ComicBook/CivilWar''. Spidey has asked practically every magical/technological superhero he can find to save his aunt's life, [[ReedRichardsIsUseless many claiming that they either can't or it would be wrong to do so.]] In a seance, Aunt May revealed that she accepts her death.\\

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* The much-maligned ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay'' arc of ComicBook/SpiderMan [[Characters/SpiderManPeterParker Spider-Man]] involved Aunt May in a coma, after being shot by a gunman following Peter Parker revealing himself to be Spider-Man back during ''ComicBook/CivilWar''.''ComicBook/{{Civil War|2006}}''. Spidey has asked practically every magical/technological superhero he can find to save his aunt's life, [[ReedRichardsIsUseless many claiming that they either can't or it would be wrong to do so.]] In a seance, Aunt May revealed that she accepts her death.\\



* ''ComicBook/ThePunisher'' is a vigilante who occasionally spends time in prison. He is one of the most lethal people on Earth, feared and hated by every criminal.\\

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* ''ComicBook/ThePunisher'' Characters/{{The Punisher|FrankCastle}} is a vigilante who occasionally spends time in prison. He is one of the most lethal people on Earth, feared and hated by every criminal.\\



* ''Franchise/SpiderMan'' tends to be framed for various stories. Sometimes it's an average story, others it's for a storyline, but it's occurred quite a bit in his career.\\

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* ''Franchise/SpiderMan'' [[Characters/SpiderManPeterParker Spider-Man]] tends to be framed for various stories. Sometimes it's an average story, others it's for a storyline, but it's occurred quite a bit in his career.\\



'''Instead:''' S.H.I.E.L.D. has been disbanded, and the staff for its replacement, HAMMER, have been chosen by ComicBook/NormanOsborn, [[AxCrazy the Green Fucking Goblin]]. Who ''bombed his own arraignment hearing on live TV'', for Thor's sake. It's not even as if [[VillainWithGoodPublicity they don't know he's a psychopath!]]

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'''Instead:''' S.H.I.E.L.D. has been disbanded, and the staff for its replacement, HAMMER, have been chosen by ComicBook/NormanOsborn, [[Characters/MarvelComicsNormanOsborn Norman Osborn]], [[AxCrazy the Green Fucking Goblin]]. Who ''bombed his own arraignment hearing on live TV'', for Thor's sake. It's not even as if [[VillainWithGoodPublicity they don't know he's a psychopath!]]



* ''ComicBook/{{Flashpoint}}'': All reality has changed, somehow. Now he does not have powers, nobody remembers him being the Flash, and Superman and the JLA do not seem to ever have existed (among other things). At least there is still Batman.\\

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* ''ComicBook/{{Flashpoint}}'': ''ComicBook/{{Flashpoint|DCComics}}'': All reality has changed, somehow. Now he does not have powers, nobody remembers him being the Flash, and Superman and the JLA do not seem to ever have existed (among other things). At least there is still Batman.\\



** Doctor Light has realized that the League is hunting him for reasons he shouldn't remember, and so he hires ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}} to protect himself. The League engages Deathstroke.\\

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** Doctor Light has realized that the League is hunting him for reasons he shouldn't remember, and so he hires ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}} Characters/{{Deathstroke}} to protect himself. The League engages Deathstroke.\\



** During his time in the JSA, [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel]] dates ComicBook/{{Stargirl|DCComics}}. Captain Marvel looks like he's in his late twenties, but he's [[YoungerThanTheyLook actually a sixteen-year-old]] named Billy Batson -- "Captain Marvel" is just a magically induced OlderAlterEgo. Stargirl, who is also sixteen, obviously knows about Cap's secret identity, but the rest of the team don't. [[Franchise/TheFlash Jay Garrick]] eventually confronts Cap about it.\\

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** During his time in the JSA, [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel]] dates ComicBook/{{Stargirl|DCComics}}. Captain Marvel looks like he's in his late twenties, but he's [[YoungerThanTheyLook actually a sixteen-year-old]] named Billy Batson -- "Captain Marvel" is just a magically induced OlderAlterEgo. Stargirl, who is also sixteen, obviously knows about Cap's secret identity, but the rest of the team don't. [[Franchise/TheFlash [[ComicBook/TheFlash Jay Garrick]] eventually confronts Cap about it.\\



** Stupidity runs in the family. In ''ComicBook/UnderworldUnleashed'', the demon Neron has gathered villains from all over and is offering them their heart's desire in exchange for their souls. One of them is Mongul Sr., who had his ass handed to him by pre-FaceHeelTurn Franchise/GreenLantern Hal Jordan and [[RookieRedRanger Rookie Green Lantern]] Kyle Rayner.\\

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** Stupidity runs in the family. In ''ComicBook/UnderworldUnleashed'', the demon Neron has gathered villains from all over and is offering them their heart's desire in exchange for their souls. One of them is Mongul Sr., who had his ass handed to him by pre-FaceHeelTurn Franchise/GreenLantern ComicBook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan and [[RookieRedRanger Rookie Green Lantern]] Kyle Rayner.\\



* ''ComicBook/TheSandman''

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* ''ComicBook/SecretSix''. Yasemin, the woman who filled ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}'s marksman position on the ComicBook/SuicideSquad, is pissed about being told that Deadshot did her job better than her and decides to engage him in a gunfight to prove that she's the better marksman.\\

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* ''ComicBook/SecretSix''. Yasemin, the woman who filled ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}'s [[Characters/SuicideSquadOperatives Deadshot]]'s marksman position on the ComicBook/SuicideSquad, is pissed about being told that Deadshot did her job better than her and decides to engage him in a gunfight to prove that she's the better marksman.\\



* One ''Franchise/{{Superman}}[=/=]Franchise/{{Batman}}'' team-up featured Doctor Light trying to take down Superman with a magic wand, explaining that apparently ComicBook/{{Zatanna}}'s magic has... something to do with light, nobody's really sure what.\\
'''You'd expect:''' He'd place the wand in his hand, point it at Superman, and kill him with it, since Superman isn't strong against magic. Having done this, he'd then nuke Batman, thereby removing two of the most dangerous Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}} members.\\

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* One ''Franchise/{{Superman}}[=/=]Franchise/{{Batman}}'' Characters/{{Superman|TheCharacter}}[=/=]Characters/{{Batman|TheCharacter}} team-up featured Doctor Light trying to take down Superman with a magic wand, explaining that apparently ComicBook/{{Zatanna}}'s Characters/{{Zatanna}}'s magic has... something to do with light, nobody's really sure what.\\
'''You'd expect:''' He'd place the wand in his hand, point it at Superman, and kill him with it, since Superman isn't strong against magic. Having done this, he'd then nuke Batman, thereby removing two of the most dangerous Franchise/{{Justice ComicBook/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}} members.\\



* In ''ComicBook/PublicEnemies'', the first storyline of ''ComicBook/SupermanBatman'', ComicBook/LexLuthor announces there is a massive planetoid made of Kryptonite headed towards Earth, and in typical Luthor fashion, he blames Superman.\\

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* In ''ComicBook/PublicEnemies'', the first storyline of ''ComicBook/SupermanBatman'', ComicBook/LexLuthor ''ComicBook/SupermanBatman'', [[Characters/SupermanLexLuthor Lex Luthor]] announces there is a massive planetoid made of Kryptonite headed towards Earth, and in typical Luthor fashion, he blames Superman.\\



* ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'' has sometimes had encounters with [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs]].\\

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* ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'' Characters/{{Superman|TheCharacter}} has sometimes had encounters with [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs]].\\



** Pointed out by Kick-Ass in Volume 2, [[spoiler:after he & Hit-Girl find out that the Mother Fucker's plan is to burn New York to the ground - Chris is asthmatic, so ''what's he going to do when he blows up all of the pharmacys & hospitals, and he needs his medication?'']]

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** Pointed out by Kick-Ass in Volume 2, [[spoiler:after he & Hit-Girl find out that the Mother Fucker's plan is to burn New York to the ground - Chris is asthmatic, so ''what's he going to do when he blows up all of the pharmacys pharmacies & hospitals, and he needs his medication?'']]



* In ''ComicBook/{{Lefranc}}'', Guy Lefranc is tasked to infiltrate the Nazi remnant and steal their flying saucer. There's another spy helping him, a Russian agent since its [[EnemyMine a joint Western-Soviet operation]]. Along the way Lefranc runs into his eternal nemesis, Axel Borg, who's after the Nazi's treasure. Unfortunatly for Borg, his covers is blown and he is captured.\\

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* In ''ComicBook/{{Lefranc}}'', Guy Lefranc is tasked to infiltrate the Nazi remnant and steal their flying saucer. There's another spy helping him, a Russian agent since its [[EnemyMine a joint Western-Soviet operation]]. Along the way Lefranc runs into his eternal nemesis, Axel Borg, who's after the Nazi's treasure. Unfortunatly Unfortunately for Borg, his covers is blown and he is captured.\\



** Master Mage finds his staff and notices it is heavier than usual. He knows perfectly well that [[spoiler: [[BlackMagic his magic]] comes from {{human sacrifice}}.]]\\

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** Master Mage finds his staff and notices it is heavier than usual. He knows perfectly well that [[spoiler: [[BlackMagic his magic]] comes from {{human sacrifice}}.]]\\sacrifice}}]].\\



'''The Result''': [[spoiler: Because his staff has been tampered with, his spell doesn't work. Instead, he is DraggedOffToHell to presumably suffer FateWorseThanDeath.]]

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'''The Result''': [[spoiler: Because his staff has been tampered with, his spell doesn't work. Instead, he is DraggedOffToHell to presumably suffer FateWorseThanDeath.]]FateWorseThanDeath]].
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'''Result:''' As soon as he catches a whiff of Kraven's jungle herbs, Zombie Spider-Man relapses into his hunger and infects the Sinister Six (minus Sandman) and devours Kingpin. However, this world's Spider-Man is killed by Sandman in a blind fury and his friends are infected by the rest of the zombified Six, forcing him to kill them all to stop the plague from spreading. To make matters worse, some of Kingpin's goons steal the tablet amidst the carnage, effectively eliminating Zombie Spider-Man's chances of becoming human again.

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'''Result:''' As soon as he catches a whiff of Kraven's jungle herbs, Zombie Spider-Man relapses into his hunger and infects the Sinister Six (minus Sandman) and devours Kingpin. However, In turn, this world's Spider-Man is killed by Sandman in a blind fury and his friends are infected by the rest of the zombified Six, forcing him to kill them all to stop the plague from spreading. To make matters worse, some of Kingpin's goons steal the tablet amidst the carnage, effectively eliminating Zombie Spider-Man's chances of becoming human again.



'''You'd Then Expect:''' Sentry to remain in his superpowered form and stay away a reasonable length away from Bruce while he reasons with him, as he is still a zombie.\\

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'''You'd Then Expect:''' Sentry to remain in his superpowered form and stay away a reasonable length away from Bruce while he reasons with him, if not just [[MercyKill do him in there and then]], as he is still a zombie.\\



'''Result:''' Bruce bites Robert on the hand, infecting him as both transform into their superpowered alter-egos and begin eating more people.

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'''Result:''' Bruce bites Robert on the hand, infecting him as both transform into their superpowered alter-egos and begin eating more people. This eventually contributes to the whole Earth-Z getting devastated by the ZombieApocalypse.
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'''Result:''' Bruce bites Robert on the hand, infecting him as both transform into their superpowered alter-egos and begin eating more people.\\

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* ''ComicBook/MarvelZombies'':
** In the ''Army of Darkness'' crossover, after being bitten by a zombified Colonel America and bluffing his way out of being eaten, Spider-Man notes that his powers are working overtime to stave off the infection. He knows what the zombie virus has done to the Avengers and is not alone as he has Ash on the same rooftop as he is.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Spider-Man to request that Ash kill him to prevent the plague from taking over.\\
'''Instead:''' Spider-Man heads straight to Mary Jane and Aunt May to check if they are alright, leaving Ash behind.\\
'''Result:''' Spidey succumbs to the plague and consumes both Aunt May and Mary Jane, later devouring hundreds of civilians.
** After Spider-Man left him behind on the rooftop, Ash encounters the Punisher, who was on his way to kill the Kingpin and his men. Kingpin points out that with the zombie outbreak in New York, they should form an alliance to survive.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Frank to see the reason in Kingpin's words and begrudgingly agree on the condition that he would keep an eye on the crime boss in case he tries something funny. After all, it would be profitable to get help wherever you can find it.\\
'''Instead:''' He kills everyone in the room except for Ash, rationalizing that Kingpin was never human to begin with. This, however, leaves the two without backup. They then come across Thunderball, who is uninfected and fending off a large horde of zombies. Punisher has a bag of munitions and firearms with which he could kill at least some of the zombies.\\
'''You'd Then Expect:''' For Frank to tell Ash to wield a gun and provide cover fire to coordinate an attack on the horde while also rescuing Thunderball to get more backup.\\
'''Or:''' For the two of them to organize a tactical retreat, seeing as the horde is quite large and comprised of zombified superhumans.\\
'''Instead:''' Punisher arrogantly gets the idea to be the only one to wield a firearm, telling Ash to throw him more ammo when he runs out, not caring if Thunderball gets caught in the crossfire.\\
'''Result:''' Frank barely kills any of the super-zombies, who then manage to overwhelm both him and Thunderball.
** Nova comes across the newly zombified Spider-Man tucking into his wife and aunt and is attacked. Daredevil arrives on the scene and tells Nova that he has to kill Spidey.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Nova to heed his advice and obliterate Spider-Man with a full-force energy blast.\\
'''Instead:''' Nova chickens out and leaves Daredevil to be bitten and turned by Spider-Man.
** In ''Marvel Zombies 2'', Bruce Banner is rendered unconscious during an altercation between the zombies under Giant-Man and the survivors (alongside a reformed Spider-Man and Luke Cage) and ends up in New Wakanda.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Either Spider-Man or Luke to use their new cosmic powers to blast Banner's head and eliminate the risk of him eventually transforming into the Hulk.\\
'''Instead:''' Banner is merely restrained and drugged, leading to him escaping and eventually turning into the Hulk, obliterating half of the now-reformed zombies and eating Reynolds before reverting to Bruce Banner. Only ''then'' is he killed by the cosmic-powered zombies.
** In ''Return'', Spider-Man gets transported to Earth-Z, a parallel world uninfected by the zombie plague. He quickly gets his lay of the land and realizes that he was sent back in time, as this world's Peter Parker is attending college and a tablet that could reverse his zombification is on display at a museum. The Kingpin plans to steal the tablet and hire the Sinister Six to attack the campus.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Zombie Spider-Man to lay low and sneak into the museum to stop Kingpin and take the tablet, leaving Earth-Z's Spider-Man to fight the Sinister Six.\\
'''Instead:''' He attempts to be a hero and focus on the Sinister Six first.\\
'''Result:''' As soon as he catches a whiff of Kraven's jungle herbs, Zombie Spider-Man relapses into his hunger and infects the Sinister Six (minus Sandman) and devours Kingpin. However, this world's Spider-Man is killed by Sandman in a blind fury and his friends are infected by the rest of the zombified Six, forcing him to kill them all to stop the plague from spreading. To make matters worse, some of Kingpin's goons steal the tablet amidst the carnage, effectively eliminating Zombie Spider-Man's chances of becoming human again.
** The Hulk of Earth-Z begins his revenge on the Illuminati after the shuttle he was sent to Sakaar in explodes, setting in motion the events of ComicBook/WorldWarHulk. As with the main continuity, his first target is the Blue Area of the Moon. However, when he arrives, he is shocked to see that the Inhumans have been turned into zombies.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Hulk to attempt get off of the Moon as fast as possible to either escape or perform a tactical retreat until he is ready for them.\\
'''Instead:''' He fearlessly confronts the zombified Inhumans and Giant-Man with the aid of his Warbound.\\
'''Result:''' The zombies devour the Warbound except for Elloe, who notices that Hulk has been bitten by Giant-Man. As if on cue, Hulk turns, eats Elloe, and travels to Earth to satiate his hunger, attracting the attention of the Illuminati, who dispatch Sentry to try to subdue him. In the middle of the fight, Hulk reverts back into Bruce Banner, who begs for help.\\
'''You'd Then Expect:''' Sentry to remain in his superpowered form and stay away a reasonable length away from Bruce while he reasons with him, as he is still a zombie.\\
'''Instead:''' Sentry turns into Robert Reynolds and gets within arm's reach of Bruce.\\
'''Result:''' Bruce bites Robert on the hand, infecting him as both transform into their superpowered alter-egos and begin eating more people.\\



'''Instead''': Civilians alike go straight to the accusation. Yep they're that thick-skulled.

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'''Instead''': Civilians alike go straight to the accusation. Yep Yep, they're that thick-skulled.
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* ''Magazine/{{Refractions}}'': While not being canonical after all, the entire premise of ''Exo-Genesis'', and by default, had the whole story had being considered as an officially sanctionated story by Gallacci, of the whole comic, would had fallen in this territory if Komatsu, a very intelligent man who had considered every single detail of the whole project in advance, hadn't forgotten a very simple detail on his plans:
** '''You'd Expect:''' Komatsu, had taken into account that [[spoiler:violence is a natural attribute of living beings, and that it cannot be altered by artificial means, he would have looked for ways that this attribute would not alter his plans, and that his creations , especially the Lepines, became too violent, which would have caused none of the comic events to happen, or to happen differently]].
** '''Instead''': He forgot to even considerating that point, and when he already found out the biggest flaw in the project, it was too late to reverse course.
** '''What Ends Up Happening:''': All the events from the novella ''and'' the comic, by default.

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* ''Magazine/{{Refractions}}'': While not being canonical after all, the entire premise of ''Exo-Genesis'', and by default, had the whole story had being considered as an officially sanctionated story by Gallacci, of the whole comic, would had fallen in this territory if Komatsu, a very intelligent man who had considered every single detail of the whole project in advance, hadn't forgotten a very simple detail on his plans:
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'''You'd Expect:''' Komatsu, had taken into account that [[spoiler:violence is a natural attribute of living beings, and that it cannot be altered by artificial means, he would have looked for ways that this attribute would not alter his plans, and that his creations , especially the Lepines, became too violent, which would have caused none of the comic events to happen, or to happen differently]].
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'''Instead''': He forgot to even considerating that point, and when he already found out the biggest flaw in the project, it was too late to reverse course.
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* ''Magazine/{{Refractions}}'': While not being canonical after all, the entire premise of ''Exo-Genesis'', and by default, had the whole story had being considered as an officially sanctionated story by Gallacci, of the whole comic, would had fallen in this territory if Komatsu, a very intelligent man who had considered every single detail of the whole project in advance, hadn't forgotten a very simple detail on his plans:
** '''You'd Expect:''' Komatsu, had taken into account that [[spoiler:violence is a natural attribute of living beings, and that it cannot be altered by artificial means, he would have looked for ways that this attribute would not alter his plans, and that his creations , especially the Lepines, became too violent, which would have caused none of the comic events to happen, or to happen differently]].
** '''Instead''': He forgot to even considerating that point, and when he already found out the biggest flaw in the project, it was too late to reverse course.
** '''What Ends Up Happening:''': All the events from the novella ''and'' the comic, by default.
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* ''ComicBook/FantasticFour1961'': In his OriginStory, Doom is a college student, aiming with a private project to open a portal to hell. That cursed Reed Richards, who was passing by, points several mistakes in his formulas. Doom shows him the door.\\
'''You'd expect:''' That, once Richards is gone and nobody will take undue credit for his project, Dr. Doom would check again the formulas, to confirm if they are right indeed, or if there is some mistake to fix. If Richards ''was'' right, nobody would know it, and Doom can deny him any credit. In any case, checking and double-checking his work several times should be a must when he does a project like this all alone, even if Richards never interfered.\\
'''Instead:''' Doom ignores Richards' warnings and proceeds with the experiment. It goes wrong, there is a huge explosion, and his face gets scarred beyond heal.
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* ''ComicBook/DCeased'':
** In the first issue, Cyborg is captured by Darkseid, who attempts to merge the two halves of the Anti-Life Equation together, using Black Racer in an attempt to keep Cyborg long enough for the process to work. The Equation becomes corrupted and infects Darkseid, causing Desaad to realize that he has to get rid of the now-virulent Equation.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Desaad to use a Boom Tube to teleport Cyborg, who now carries the Equation, to a lifeless planet so that it can't infect any more beings.\\
'''Or:''' Desaad to kill Cyborg to eliminate the risk of the Equation spreading.\\
'''Instead:''' Desaad decides to teleport Cyborg back to Earth.\\
'''The Result:''' Cyborg accidentally spreads the equation through the internet, which kickstarts the plot of the entire event.
** In the last issue, [[spoiler: Cyborg manages to somewhat subdue the undead Wonder Woman, albeit just barely. After interrogating her (or more accurately, the Anti-Life itself), he has no further use for her and he’s well-aware of how dangerous she is]].\\
'''You'd Expect:''' [[spoiler: Cyborg to always keep an eye on the undead Diana or to ''immediately'' destroy her before she can try any funny business. After all, Wonder Woman is (or rather, was) one of the most powerful heroes on Earth and Victor has worked alongside her for a long time, so he should be well-aware of how dangerous a zombie Wonder Woman can be. Especially considering that at that point, Zombie Diana is only ''partially'' subdued and can still fight her way out]].\\
'''Instead:''' [[spoiler: Despite being smart enough to know that turning your back on an enemy as dangerous as an undead Wonder Woman is a very bad idea, [[IdiotBall Victor does it anyway]]. He decides to turn his back on her for a second and for some reason, automatically assumes that she’s not a threat anymore just because she’s sloppily tied up]].\\
'''The Result:''' [[spoiler: The zombie Diana takes advantage of Cyborg being distracted to decapitate him after quickly freeing herself]].
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'''Instead''': David insists on building massive elaborate sculptures well outside of the affordability of the average person, which are pitched to a handful of elite art critics who dismiss the whole exhibit as unfocused. As such he’s left completely broke. The one time Meg suggests he make small cheap commissions to cover costs, David decries it as a waste of his talent.

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'''Instead''': David insists on building massive elaborate sculptures well outside of the affordability of the average person, which are pitched to a handful of elite art critics who dismiss the whole exhibit as unfocused. As such he’s left completely broke. The one time his girlfriend Meg suggests he make small cheap commissions to cover costs, David decries it as a waste of his talent.
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* ''ComicBook/AmongUsHideTheInhumans'': Johnny goes to his car, and finds the door open.\\
'''You'd expect:''' That he would check the car, either for stolen parts, or for some device that may had been left in it. Being a public superhero with several enemies, you can never be too careful.\\
'''Instead:''' He simply goes on and drive it, as if nothing had happened. Turns out, there was a supervillain hiding in the back seat!

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** Also during this exact same time. Cyclops and the X-Men get separated from Beast and Jean Grey after a battle with Magneto in Antarctic and each side presumes the other is dead. Jean returns to New York, and breaks the news to Professor X.\\
'''You'd expect:''' The Professor to immediately get on Cerebro. The powerful device that allows him to telepathically locate mutants from all over the planet, and double check just to make sure.\\
'''Instead:''' He automatically believes Jean even though she never even saw a body. Makes no on-panel attempt or even mention of using Cerebro to search for them, and then leaves the planet entirely with Lilandra.\\
'''The Result:''' The X-Men spend the next several issues on a months long misadventure to get back to New York. During which time, Banshee burns out his powers saving Japan from an earthquake. And Jean ends up brainwashed by Mastermind into joining the Hellfire Club, resulting in ''ComicBook/TheDarkPhoenixSaga'', the extermination of an entire alien world, and Jean Grey supposedly dying. Not to mention all of the mess in the first entry. All because Chuck couldn't take five minutes to use a freaking computer. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It, Professor.]]
* ''X-23'' (the limited series): Julian's friend ([[WillTheyOrWontThey and not-]][[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend girlfriend]]) has left with no warning to go travel the world. After waiting for a bit, he goes to find Laura and [[LoveConfession confess his feelings]] to her; the two meet up in New York and have adventures. However, Laura seems reluctant to talk to him, and changes the subject whenever romance comes up.\\

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** Also during this exact same time. Cyclops and the X-Men get separated from Beast and Jean Grey after a battle with Magneto in the Antarctic and each side presumes the other is dead. Jean returns to New York, and breaks the news to Professor X.\\
'''You'd expect:''' The Professor to immediately get on Cerebro. The Cerebro, the powerful device that allows him to telepathically locate mutants from all over the planet, and double check double-check just to make sure.\\
'''Instead:''' He automatically believes Jean even though she never even saw a body. Makes body, makes no on-panel attempt or even mention of using Cerebro to search for them, Cerebro, and then leaves the planet entirely with Lilandra.\\
'''The Result:''' The X-Men spend the next several issues on a months long months-long misadventure to get back to New York. During which time, this, Banshee burns out his powers saving Japan from an earthquake. And earthquake, and Jean ends up brainwashed by Mastermind into joining the Hellfire Club, resulting in ''ComicBook/TheDarkPhoenixSaga'', the extermination of an entire alien world, and Jean Grey supposedly dying. Not to mention all of the mess in the first entry. All because Chuck couldn't take five minutes to use a freaking computer. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It, Professor.]]
* ''X-23'' (the limited series): Julian's friend ([[WillTheyOrWontThey and not-]][[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend girlfriend]]) has left with no warning to go travel the world. After waiting for a bit, he goes to find Laura and [[LoveConfession confess confesses his feelings]] to her; the two meet up in New York and have adventures. However, Laura seems reluctant to talk to him, him and changes the subject whenever romance comes up.\\



* ''ComicBook/DoctorDoom'': In his OriginStory, he's a college student, aiming with a private project to open a portal to hell. That cursed Reed Richards, who was passing by, points out several mistakes in his formulas. Doom shows him the door.\\
'''You'd expect:''' That, once Richards is gone and nobody will take undue credit for his project, Doom would double-check the formulas, to confirm if they are right indeed, or if there is some mistake to fix. If Richards ''was'' right, nobody would know it, and Doom can deny him any credit. In any case, checking and double-checking his work several times should be a must when he does a project like this all alone, even if Richards never interfered.\\
'''Instead:''' Doom ignores Richards' warnings and proceeds with the experiment. It goes wrong, there is a huge explosion, and his face gets scarred.



** In his OriginStory, he's a college student, aiming with a private project to open a portal to hell. That cursed Reed Richards, who was passing by, points several mistakes in his formulas. Doom shows him the door.\\

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** In his OriginStory, he's a college student, aiming with a private project to open a portal to hell. That cursed Reed Richards, who was passing by, points out several mistakes in his formulas. Doom shows him the door.\\



'''Instead:''' Doom ignores Richards' warnings and proceeds with the experiment. It goes wrong, there is a huge explosion, and his face gets scarred beyond heal.

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'''Instead:''' Doom ignores Richards' warnings and proceeds with the experiment. It goes wrong, there is a huge explosion, and his face gets scarred beyond heal.scarred.



'''Instead:''' He starts speculating ''why'' did Richards call him, figures that he must had figured that the machine would not work and was secretly gloating, so Doom starts to oversee all the minutiae detail... and causes the machine to malfunction.

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'''Instead:''' He starts speculating ''why'' did Richards call him, figures that he must had have figured that the machine would not work and was secretly gloating, so Doom starts to oversee all the minutiae detail... and causes the machine to malfunction.



'''Instead:''' He starts insulting 616 Doom's fashion sense, his methodology, his ego, basically tap-dancing on 616 Doom's BerserkButton.\\

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'''Instead:''' He starts insulting 616 Doom's fashion sense, his methodology, and his ego, basically tap-dancing on 616 Doom's BerserkButton.\\



* ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'':
** In his OriginStory, he's a college student, aiming with a private project to open a portal to hell. That cursed Reed Richards, who was passing by, points several mistakes in his formulas. Doom shows him the door.\\
'''You'd expect:''' That, once Richards is gone and nobody will take undue credit for his project, Dr. Doom would check again the formulas, to confirm if they are right indeed, or if there is some mistake to fix. If Richards ''was'' right, nobody would know it, and Doom can deny him any credit. In any case, checking and double-checking his work several times should be a must when he does a project like this all alone, even if Richards never interfered.\\
'''Instead:''' Doom ignores Richards' warnings and proceeds with the experiment. It goes wrong, there is a huge explosion, and his face gets scarred beyond heal.
** In his 2019 comic, Richards and Stark built a black hole in the moon, and it malfunctioned. Doom is allowed to build a fix for it, and to do it alone and unsupervised. There couldn't be a better chance for Doom to prove that he's the better one. When he's about to start it, Reed calls to wish him luck.\\
'''You'd expect:''' That Doom simply ignores the pointless pleasantries, and proceeds.\\
'''Instead:''' He starts speculating ''why'' did Richards call him, figures that he must had figured that the machine would not work and was secretly gloating, so Doom starts to oversee all the minutiae detail... and causes the machine to malfunction.



* ''ComicBook/TheAvengersJonathanHickman'':
** In ''Avengers'' #34, the Time Gem has caused the Avengers to jump uncontrollably into various times in the future. Captain America, Black Widow, and Starbrand arrive in the 71st century. There the meet the apparently immortal Franklin Richards, who they know as a kid in their own time. Franklin asks Cap whether he would like to know what's causing the Incursions that threaten the Earth and the entire multiverse in the 21st century, and who's behind them?\\
'''You'd expect:''' Cap to say, "Yes, please tell me all about it!" Gaining this information would be massively important, because it might allow the Avengers to stop the Incursions and save the Earth and the multiverse. Also, Cap knows that the Time Gem might transfer them into the future at any time without any warning... so the time they have available in the 71st century is limited, and hence an intelligent leader like Captain America should realize this time should be spent in learning whatever they can about the Incursions.\\
'''Instead:''' Cap doesn't want Franklin to answer those questions yet; instead he wants Franklin to tell him how to stop Tony Stark. Cap is angry at Tony and the Illuminati for trying to stop the Incursions through various morally questionable ways, and for erasing Cap's memory about this so he wouldn't oppose them. Franklin tells Cap he can fight the Illuminati but he can't fight fate, and that that things will only get worse if he fights them, and the Incursions will continue. Before Franklin has time to tell them anything else, the Time Gem once again transfers the Avengers away before they can learn what's causing the Incursions and who's behind them. After the Avengers return to their own time, the Incursions continue, and eventually [[spoiler:the multiverse is destroyed]]. So the information Cap got from Franklin was useless, while the information he didn't bother to get because he was so mad at Tony might've helped the Avengers to [[spoiler:save the multiverse]]. Great job, Cap!
** In ''New Avengers'' #23, an Incursion is threatening to destroy the 616 universe and another universe that is coming to contact with it. This could be stopped by destroying the Earth in either of those universes, but having just seen [[spoiler:Namor do this to stop the previous incursion]], the other members of the Illuminati can't find it in themselves to do so. So they're content to just wait for their universe to be destroyed. Reed Richards gathers his family, including his two young kids, so that he's with them when everything dies.\\
'''You'd expect:''' Even if he can't morally justify himself to destroy another Earth in order to save his, you'd think that Reed would at least do something to save his family. He has the knowledge and means to travel to the other universes within the multiverse. He also knows how to travel in time. So he could easily send his family to another universe, preferably one where the Earth has already been destroyed, so the Incursions don't threaten them. Or he could send his family far to the past of the 616 Earth, where they could live their full lives long before the Incursions ever start. At the very least, you'd think he would ''tell his family what is about to happen''. Even if his own moral code says he should do nothing and let everyone (including his family) die, maybe Sue doesn't feel the same way, so shouldn't she be allowed to make her own choices? Maybe ''she'' would want to do anything she can to save their kids?\\
'''Instead:''' Reed doesn't do anything and doesn't tell anyone about the end of the world, even when Sue keeps asking what's wrong with him. Thankfully [[spoiler:Namor once again has the backbone to do what the other Illuminati couldn't, so the two universes survive]].



* The much-maligned ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay'' arc of ComicBook/SpiderMan involved Aunt May in a coma, after being shot by a gunman following Peter Parker revealing himself to be Spider-Man. Spidey has asked practically every magical/technological superhero he can find to save his aunt's life, [[ReedRichardsIsUseless many claiming that they either can't or it would be wrong to do so.]] In a seance, Aunt May revealed that she accepts her death.\\

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* The much-maligned ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay'' arc of ComicBook/SpiderMan involved Aunt May in a coma, after being shot by a gunman following Peter Parker revealing himself to be Spider-Man.Spider-Man back during ''ComicBook/CivilWar''. Spidey has asked practically every magical/technological superhero he can find to save his aunt's life, [[ReedRichardsIsUseless many claiming that they either can't or it would be wrong to do so.]] In a seance, Aunt May revealed that she accepts her death.\\
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** In ''Avengers'' #34, the Time Gem has caused the Avengers to jump uncontrollably into various times in the future. Captain America, Black Widow, and Starbrand arrive in the 71st century. There they meet the apparently immortal Franklin Richards, who they know as a kid in their own time. Franklin asks Cap whether he would like to know what's causing the Incursions that threaten the Earth and the entire multiverse in the 21st century, and who's behind them?\\
'''You'd expect:''' Cap to say, "Yes, please tell me all about it!" Gaining this information would be massively important, because it might allow the Avengers to stop the Incursions and save the Earth and the multiverse. Also, Cap knows that Time Gem might transfer them into the future at any time without any warning... So the time they have available in the 71st century is limited, and hence an intelligent leader like Captain America should realize this time should be spent in learning whatever they can about the Incursions.\\
'''Instead:''' Cap doesn't want Franklin to answer those questions yet, instead he wants Franklin to tell him how to stop Tony Stark. Cap is angry at Tony and the Illuminati for trying to stop the Incursions through various morally questionable ways, and for erasing Cap's memory about this so he wouldn't oppose them. Franklin tells Cap he can fight the Illuminati but he can't fight fate, and that that things will only get worse if he fights them, and the Incursions will continue. Before Franklin has time to tell them anything else, the Time Gem once again transfers the Avengers away before they can learn what's causing the Incursions and who's behind them. After the Avengers return to their own time, the Incursions continue, and eventually [[spoiler:the multiverse is destroyed]]. So the information Cap got from Franklin was useless, while the information he didn't bother to get because he was so mad at Tony might've helped the Avengers to [[spoiler:save the multiverse]]. Great job, Cap!
** In ''New Avengers'' #23, an Incursion is threatening to destroy the 616 universe and another universe that is coming to contact with it. This could be stopped by destroying the Earth in either of those universe, but having just seen [[spoiler:Namor do this to stop the previous incursion]], the other members of the Illuminati can't find it in themselves to do so. So they're content to just wait for their universe to be destroyed. Reed Richards gathers his family, including his two young kids, so that he's with them when everything dies.\\
'''You'd expect:''' Even if he can't morally justify himself to destroy another Earth in order to save his, you'd think that Reed would at least do something to save his family. He has the knowledge and means to travel to the other universes within the multiverse. He also knows how to travel in time. So he could easily send his family to another universe, preferably one where the Earth has already been destroyed, so the Incursions don't threaten them. Or he could send his family far to the past of the 616 Earth, where they could live their full lives long before the Incursions ever start. At the very least, you'd think he would ''tell his family what is about to happen''. Even if his own moral code says he should do nothing and let everyone (including his family) die, maybe Sue doesn't feel the same way, so shouldn't be allowed to make her own choices? Maybe ''she'' would want to do anything she can to save their kids?\\
'''Instead:''' Reed doesn't do anything and doesn't tell anyone about the end of the world, even when Sue keeps asking what's wrong with him. Thankfully [[spoiler:Namor once again has the backbone to do what the other Illuminati couldn't, so the two universes survive]].
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'''Instead:''' Mr. Terrific does nothing. The JSA surrenders. The Darkness Engine de-powers ALL the supers on Earth. The Fourth Reich [[BadFuture takes over the planet]]. [[KillEmAll Nearly everyone dies.]]

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* ''ComicBook/TheSculptor'': David Smith is a poor artist who needs money to pay his rent ASAP. He gains the supernatural power to transform any material into whatever sculpture he imagines.\\
'''You’d Expect''': David to pay off his expenses quickly, particularly with small commissions he can make quickly with his new magic.\\
'''Instead''': David insists on building massive elaborate sculptures well outside of the affordability of the average person, which are pitched to a handful of elite art critics who dismiss the whole exhibit as unfocused. As such he’s left completely broke. The one time Meg suggests he make small cheap commissions to cover costs, David decries it as a waste of his talent.
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* In ''ComicBook/TheRedTen'':
**Master Mage finds his staff and notices it is heavier than usual. He knows perfectly well that [[spoiler: [[BlackMagic his magic]] comes from {{human sacrifice}}.]]\\
'''You'd Expect''': He would be immediately suspicious and avoid using the staff.\\
'''Instead''': Master Mage brushes it off and uses the staff later on.\\
'''The Result''': [[spoiler: Because his staff has been tampered with, his spell doesn't work. Instead, he is DraggedOffToHell to presumably suffer FateWorseThanDeath.]]
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* ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'':
** In his OriginStory, he's a college student, aiming with a private project to open a portal to hell. That cursed Reed Richards, who was passing by, points several mistakes in his formulas. Doom shows him the door.\\
'''You'd expect:''' That, once Richards is gone and nobody will take undue credit for his project, Dr. Doom would check again the formulas, to confirm if they are right indeed, or if there is some mistake to fix. If Richards ''was'' right, nobody would know it, and Doom can deny him any credit. In any case, checking and double-checking his work several times should be a must when he does a project like this all alone, even if Richards never interfered.\\
'''Instead:''' Doom ignores Richards' warnings and proceeds with the experiment. It goes wrong, there is a huge explosion, and his face gets scarred beyond heal.
** In his 2019 comic, Richards and Stark built a black hole in the moon, and it malfunctioned. Doom is allowed to build a fix for it, and to do it alone and unsupervised. There couldn't be a better chance for Doom to prove that he's the better one. When he's about to start it, Reed calls to wish him luck.\\
'''You'd expect:''' That Doom simply ignores the pointless pleasantries, and proceeds.\\
'''Instead:''' He starts speculating ''why'' did Richards call him, figures that he must had figured that the machine would not work and was secretly gloating, so Doom starts to oversee all the minutiae detail... and causes the machine to malfunction.



* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'':
** Jason is an InsufferableGenius who finishes his assignments well ahead of time, makes them complicated on purpose, and has an A+++++ average.\\
'''You'd Expect''': The school or Andy and Roger would have looked into moving Jason up a grade, or having him attend an advanced school.\\
'''Instead''': Jason is stuck in the same grade. He may get assignments or extra credit but that's about it.\\
'''The Result''': Jason acts out in class and trolls people, which gets him in trouble. His teacher, Miss O'Malley, manages to challenge him by correcting his various extra details on his assignments, but even she gets worn out by his shenanigans.
** Roger has a new intern in his office, a sycophant named Skip Riley who is a few years older than Peter. He starts talking about Skip so much at home that he tunes out Peter, who wants to spend some time with his dad. Both Andy and Peter notice, and Peter outright accuses Roger of transferring his affection to Skip.\\
'''You'd Expect''': Roger being the good dad as he is, to apologize and keep his home and work life separate. Normally he will notice when someone is talking to him directly.\\
'''Instead''': He starts praising Skip again in the middle of Peter's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.\\
'''The Result''': Peter walks away in disgust. Roger only apologizes to him when Skip uses his sycophantic act to win over upper management and transfer out of Roger's office, making Roger realize he was just being used.
** Andy wants to do something with her life. She just writes fluffy newspaper pieces, while one of her former classmates is owning a building and expanding her business. Andy decides to write something serious, a screenplay.\\
'''You'd Expect''': She would start small and work her way up.\\
'''Instead''': Andy makes ambitious plans that never come through; waking up at five AM backfires because she falls asleep at the typewriter. She doesn't even have an idea for her screenplay.\\
'''The Result''': Her screenplay never comes to fruition.
** Andy picks out back-to-school supplies for Jason.\\
'''You'd Expect''': She'd get him things featuring some of his favorite themes, e.g. ''Jurassic Park'' (in fact, she does appear to choose a ''Jurassic Park'' lunchbox).\\
'''Instead''': She gets him nothing but ''Barney''-themed school supplies, much to his disgust ("''Barney'' isn't a dinosaur! He's a big, sappy doofus who sings to little kids!"). When Roger sees them, he asks if they're for a neighbor who's going to have her baby soon, leading Andy to realize that she messed up.\\
'''Fortunately''': She returns them, and lets Jason pick out the supplies.\\
'''You'd Then Expect''': Jason would choose things featuring themes such as ''Star Trek'', ''Star Wars'', ''X-Men'', ''Spiderman'', ''Batman'', and ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'', as well as ''Jurassic Park''.\\
'''Instead''': He chooses ''Beavis and Butthead'' school supplies, e.g. a T-shirt featuring the "Frog Baseball" episode, in which Beavis and Butthead use a live frog as their baseball, and end up killing it.\\
'''The Result''': Andy learns to never again pick out back-to-school supplies for the kids, and to never again let the kids pick them out, either.

** Paige often baby-sits 2-year-old Katie O'Dell, whose mother, Margaret, doesn't own a TV (at first).

'''You'd Expect''': For Mrs. O'Dell to keep it that way, since she must have realized that there are healthier ways for children to have fun than by watching TV (''FoxTrot'' often references other comic strips, such as ''Calvin and Hobbes'', in which Calvin has a tendency to watch too much TV and his parents tell him that he and Hobbes should go to play outside. In fact, Calvin's Dad once said, "It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV!". Perhaps Mrs. O'Dell realized from such a strip that not having a TV is good for her daughter).

'''Instead''': In a later strip, not only does Mrs. O'Dell have a TV, but Paige is using it to watch a show known as ''Jerzy Spaniel'' (a parody of ''Jerry Springer''), which is not geared towards younger audiences, while baby-sitting (Andy said, for good reason, that nobody was allowed to watch it at home). Katie is playing near the TV set during the show, which results in her learning a curse word.

'''Later''': When Paige hears what Katie has learned from listening to the show, she calls Peter, and asks him for help.

'''You'd Then Expect''': Paige would admit her mistake of watching a show unsuitable for children while baby-sitting.

'''Instead''': She claims that all she did was have the TV on while Katie was playing in the same room, and that she told her to not watch or listen (the story shows her telling Katie this only ''after'' she hears her cursing). She then sarcastically asks if she's supposed to watch ''Barney'' while she's baby-sitting, and Katie starts cursing Barney.

'''The Result''': When Mrs. O'Dell returns home, Paige admits to her that she accidentally taught Katie a curse word. However, Mrs. O'Dell says that children often hear and repeat inappropriate words, and that the best thing to do is to not encourage using such words. Unfortunately, they then deal with Paige having watched ''Jerzy Spaniel'' while baby-sitting, and Paige's payment is 1¢.

** Andy has mother issues, mainly because everyone thinks her mother is perfect, even her husband [[InnocentlyInsensitive Roger]]. Roger invites Andy's mother for Christmas without consulting Andy. Andy does a DramaticDrop of the groceries she bought and starts yelling at Roger.\\
'''You'd Expect''': Roger to seriously listen to Andy about why she's upset.\\
'''You'd Also Expect''': That if Andy's mother is as "perfect" as everyone claims, she'd explain to Roger and the kids that there's more to Christmas than just the material aspects, e. g. presents, decorations, and food, and that Andy is trying to get them to realize this as well, because she loves them and wants them to be properly informed about such things.\\
'''Instead''': Not only does Andy's mother refrain from doing any of this (she even gets the kids a Jupiter-64 Gamestation as a Christmas present, while Andy gets them a thesaurus), but Roger ignores Andy's stress, keeps being an InnocentlyInsensitive ass, and runs when Andy's mother catches her daughter grousing behind her back.\\
'''The Result''': Andy has to have a long-overdue conversation with her mother about her resentment, while Roger doesn't change.
** Eugene, Phoebe's brother, didn't have a good time at camp, to put it mildly. [[spoiler:He lost to his little sister at the science fair, who ended up bonding with his roommates over an EscalatingPrankWar]]. A few summers later, he and Phoebe are visiting Eileen, Jason, and Marcus. [[spoiler:Eugene decides to sabotage their friendship by stealing Phoebe's summer-camp journal and planting fake evidence that each club member could have committed the theft. This would disband their secret friendship club]]. \\
'''You'd Expect''': He would let them all fall out.\\
'''Instead''': He insists on EvilGloating and revealing himself.\\
'''Predictably''': While the four could gang up on him for [[spoiler:the sabotage and beat him up, Phoebe decides to go with LoopholeAbuse; she forms a new friendship club that no rules can break, making Eugene suffer a MeaninglessVillainVictory. Jason wonders how that's supposed to be Eugene's punishment, but [[DidntSeeThatComing her brother's]] [[OhCrap face falls]]. For what it's worth, Jason is a master of revenge so he probably has something fun planned for Eugene]].
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* ''ComicBook/IncredibleHulk'': Bruce Banner is a normal guy on the run who tries to stay away from populated areas and stress because when he gets angry, he turns into a giant monster that destroys everything in his way while screaming "Leave Hulk alone!"\\

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* ''ComicBook/IncredibleHulk'': ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk'': Bruce Banner is a normal guy on the run who tries to stay away from populated areas and stress because when he gets angry, he turns into a giant monster that destroys everything in his way while screaming "Leave Hulk alone!"\\



* in ''ComicBook/IncredibleHulk'' ''#395'', ComicBook/ThePunisher comes to Vegas looking to take down a hitman named Frost, and happens to see Frost talking with "Mr. Fixit".\\

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* in ''ComicBook/IncredibleHulk'' ** In issue ''#395'', ComicBook/ThePunisher comes to Vegas looking to take down a hitman named Frost, and happens to see Frost talking with "Mr. Fixit".\\
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* ''ComicBook/TheOzEffect'': Aaz, a member of the family that cared for [[spoiler:Jor-El]] when he arrived on Earth, suffers from this when [[spoiler:Jor-El]] steals food from General Kassim to feed them as thanks for their hospitality.\\
'''You'd Expect''': Him to avoid telling Kassim. After all, his family is starving and Kassim won't notice a small amount of food is missing, right?\\
'''Instead''': [[ViolationOfCommonSense He tells Kassim about what happened]] and Kassim forces the boy to kill his own family.

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* ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMegaseries'': During a spotlight tie-in Ramjet attempts a coup on Megatron, and spends his time building resources and making plans to overthrow him. Being both a threat to his authority and ultra-secret infiltration plans (which make the Decepticons almost invisible to the humans), Megatron kills him and ends the rebellion easily.
** '''You'd Expect:''' Megatron to just recycle or destroy the body, and take it back to base like what he did when he crushed Starscream's insurrection.
** '''Instead:''' He dismembers Ramjet and dumps his remains in the different areas of earth that Ramjet was manipulating. Giant robot parts are now in very public places exposing the Decepticon activity to the public. Years later the government reverse engineered Ramjet and mass produced drones based on his design.

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''ComicBook/TheTransformersMegaseries'': During a spotlight tie-in Ramjet attempts a coup on Megatron, and spends his time building resources and making plans to overthrow him. Being both a threat to his authority and ultra-secret infiltration plans (which make the Decepticons almost invisible to the humans), Megatron kills him and ends the rebellion easily.
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easily.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Megatron to just recycle or destroy the body, and take it back to base like what he did when he crushed Starscream's insurrection.
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insurrection.\\
'''Instead:''' He dismembers Ramjet and dumps his remains in the different areas of earth that Ramjet was manipulating. Giant robot parts are now in very public places exposing the Decepticon activity to the public. Years later the government reverse engineered Ramjet and mass produced drones based on his design.design.
** ''ComicBook/TheBeastWithin'':
*** The Decepticon Combiners get this hard after Predaking is horribly murdered.\\
'''You'd Expect''': The other Combiner teams hightail it out of there with everyone else after witnessing The Beast effortlessly murder Predaking.\\
'''Instead''': They attack The Beast and are promptly killed.
*** Their battle strategy also counts.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Devastator, Menasor and Bruticus team up, using their respective strengths to cover their weaknesses and fight The Beast with strategy to take advantage of its only real weakness; the fact that it's utterly mindless.\\
'''Instead''': They charge it without a plan and it ends horribly.
*** Even the other Decepticons get in on this.\\
'''You'd Expect''': After witnessing Predaking be utterly annihilated, Megatron orders an immediate full retreat to let the Autobots deal with the The Beast.\\
'''Instead''': The Seekers and Laserbeak attack the monster and are promptly killed, and Megatron doesn't order a retreat until after all four Combiners are killed, effectively eradicating what can be described as his trump cards.

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