History Website / ActsOfGord

7th Dec '16 6:55:26 PM NateTheGreat
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* WhatCouldHaveBeen:[[invoked]] [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter04.php Gord had planned another thief trap, which was a ''[=GoldenEye=] 007'' cartridge that had been horribly mistreated, dirtied and badly cleaned by its past owner. Gord had planned to rig up a load of capacitors that would discharge 50000 volts of electricity, in the same manner as a taser, into the N64 that was unfortunate enough to run it, destroying it from the inside. After setting it up the death cart would have been left on the counter to be stolen.]] Sadly the plan never came to fruition as the screwdriver set the Gord needed to open the N64 cart didn't arrive in time before he departed overseas.

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* WhatCouldHaveBeen:[[invoked]] [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter04.php Gord had planned another thief trap, trap]], which was a ''[=GoldenEye=] 007'' cartridge that had been horribly mistreated, dirtied and badly cleaned by its past owner. Gord had planned to rig up a load of capacitors that would discharge 50000 volts of electricity, in the same manner as a taser, into the N64 that was unfortunate enough to run it, destroying it from the inside. After setting it up the death cart would have been left on the counter to be stolen.]] Sadly the plan never came to fruition as the screwdriver set the Gord needed to open the N64 cart didn't arrive in time before he departed overseas.
21st Oct '16 3:14:38 PM DustSnitch
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* {{Badass}}: The Gord, anytime he chases down thieves and other jackasses.
29th May '16 9:58:13 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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** The most obvious piece of bait was a [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter02.php completely inoperable PS1]] complete with a note in place of the laser assembly mockingly "congratulating" would-be thieves on stealing broken UsefulNotes/PS1, which the employees "enshrined" in old UsefulNotes/PlayStation boxes just outside the store, with a little sign saying "Please don't steal me. You're being watched. -Mgnt." Only one person picked up the console, and quickly set it back down before running off.

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** The most obvious piece of bait was a [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter02.php completely inoperable PS1]] complete with a note in place of the laser assembly mockingly "congratulating" would-be thieves on stealing broken UsefulNotes/PS1, UsefulNotes/{{PlayStation}}, which the employees "enshrined" in old UsefulNotes/PlayStation boxes just outside the store, with a little sign saying "Please don't steal me. You're being watched. -Mgnt." Only one person picked up the console, and quickly set it back down before running off.
28th May '16 9:13:49 PM nombretomado
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** The most obvious piece of bait was a [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter02.php completely inoperable PS1]] complete with a note in place of the laser assembly mockingly "congratulating" would-be thieves on stealing broken PS1, which the employees "enshrined" in old UsefulNotes/PlayStation boxes just outside the store, with a little sign saying "Please don't steal me. You're being watched. -Mgnt." Only one person picked up the console, and quickly set it back down before running off.

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** The most obvious piece of bait was a [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter02.php completely inoperable PS1]] complete with a note in place of the laser assembly mockingly "congratulating" would-be thieves on stealing broken PS1, UsefulNotes/PS1, which the employees "enshrined" in old UsefulNotes/PlayStation boxes just outside the store, with a little sign saying "Please don't steal me. You're being watched. -Mgnt." Only one person picked up the console, and quickly set it back down before running off.
6th Mar '16 9:48:52 AM AzureSeas
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** Also the Guardian's Assistant in the final book, Apocalypse. When a plan to steal all the assets of the (currently overseas) Gord relies ENTIRELY on keeping his friends and contacts from knowing anything strange is going down at Gord's store, bragging to everyone you know that you're planning to steal all of the Gord's assets ([[TemptingFate and that Gord can't do a damn thing to stop it]]) [[{{Understatement}} probably isn't the smartest plan]].

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** Also the Guardian's Assistant in the final book, Apocalypse. When a plan to steal all the assets of the (currently overseas) Gord relies ENTIRELY on keeping his friends and contacts from knowing anything strange is going down at Gord's store, bragging to everyone you know that you're planning to steal all of the Gord's assets ([[TemptingFate and that Gord can't do a damn thing to stop it]]) [[{{Understatement}} probably isn't the smartest plan]].plan.
25th Feb '16 4:34:23 PM NoxSky12599
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* CanadaEh: Mentions the Boxing Day sale.

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* CanadaEh: Mentions the Boxing Day sale. sale a few times,as well as the U.S. dollars/Canadian dollars exchange rate. One story mentions trips across the border to purchase ''massive'' quantities of Cherry Coke.



* TheQuisling: The Guardian

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* TheQuisling: The GuardianGuardian.
25th Feb '16 4:30:23 PM NoxSky12599
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-->"[[CatchPhrase Door's to your left.]]''
6th Feb '16 11:24:27 AM nombretomado
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** The most obvious piece of bait was a [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter02.php completely inoperable PS1]] complete with a note in place of the laser assembly mockingly "congratulating" would-be thieves on stealing broken PS1, which the employees "enshrined" in old PlayStation boxes just outside the store, with a little sign saying "Please don't steal me. You're being watched. -Mgnt." Only one person picked up the console, and quickly set it back down before running off.

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** The most obvious piece of bait was a [[http://www.actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter02.php completely inoperable PS1]] complete with a note in place of the laser assembly mockingly "congratulating" would-be thieves on stealing broken PS1, which the employees "enshrined" in old PlayStation UsefulNotes/PlayStation boxes just outside the store, with a little sign saying "Please don't steal me. You're being watched. -Mgnt." Only one person picked up the console, and quickly set it back down before running off.
25th Jan '16 3:26:39 PM Bufuman
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** Also the Guardian's Assistant in the final book, Apocalypse. When a plan to steal all the assets of the (currently overseas) Gord relies ENTIRELY on keeping his friends and contacts from knowing anything strange is going down at Gord's store, bragging to everyone you know that you're planning to steal all of the Gord's assets (and that Gord can't do a damn thing to stop it) [[{{Understatement}} probably isn't the smartest plan]].

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** Also the Guardian's Assistant in the final book, Apocalypse. When a plan to steal all the assets of the (currently overseas) Gord relies ENTIRELY on keeping his friends and contacts from knowing anything strange is going down at Gord's store, bragging to everyone you know that you're planning to steal all of the Gord's assets (and ([[TemptingFate and that Gord can't do a damn thing to stop it) it]]) [[{{Understatement}} probably isn't the smartest plan]].
25th Jan '16 3:15:52 PM Bufuman
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** Also the Guardian's Assistant in the final book, Apocalypse. When a plan to steal all the assets of the (currently overseas) Gord relies ENTIRELY on keeping his friends and contacts from knowing anything strange is going down at Gord's store, bragging to everyone you know that you're planning to steal all of the Gord's assets (and that Gord can't do a damn thing to stop it) [[{{Understatement}} probably isn't the smartest plan]].
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