History WebVideo / NonePiece

-->''''Usopp''': YOU LET THEM KNOW WE'RE HERE!

* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the Cloud-Cuckoolander Has Standards]]: Zoro, with one line, managed to outweird the entire cast of None Piece and Code MENT ''and'' 3 years of non-sequitur, leaving Luffy speechless.
-->''*Usopp shows the strawhats a photo of Kaya*''\\
'''Luffy''': "Someone help that tiny woman! She's trapped in a square!"\\
'''Zoro''': "[[HelloNurse WHOA]], [[spoiler:I'd suck a fart out of ''her'' ass!]]"\\
''[[{{Beat}} *Luffy chews his apple silently for five seconds*]]''\\
'''Luffy''': [-"I don't think I would."-]
** The weirdest thing is that Nami [[LesYay actually agreed with him]].
** Now we have Django. He's a guy who goes around with his crew to different islands, spaying/neutering every single cat they can find, but even he thinks the Strawhats are just plain nuts. In fact, the only reason why he had his crew attack the Strawhats in the first place was because he wanted their absurdity to end.
** There is, of course, Mohji, whose speech about a spastic colon is so utterly ''weird'' it leaves the cast speechless.
-->'''Luffy''': "Holy shit."

The Cast so far include Monkey D[[spoiler:ee]]. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Kirk Usopp, a calm Australian guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

There are currently eight episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece''. However, ''Soul Whatever: "Third Earth"'' seems to incorporate elements from both the crossover version and the individual episodes 5-7. After the release of episode 8, a 32-second alternate version of it was released five months later, while the first version was renamed "Episode 8 Spectacular." This occurred alongside the other individual episodes 5-7 being given the "Spectacular" label while the crossover episode simply became "Episodes 5-7." The new episode 8 depicted the events of episode 8 in a timeline where the crossover version of episodes 5-7 appears to have happened. It was released alongside a video where [[SoulEater Death the Kid and his father,]] having fixed a space-time anomaly in their universe, declare the problem to be "fixed." Judging by these recent events, it has become [[MindScrew increasingly difficult to actually pin down what is canon and what isn't.]]

There are currently eight episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece''. However, Soul Whatever: Third Earth seems to incorporate elements from both the crossover version and the individual episodes 5-7. After the release of episode 8, a 32-second alternate version of it was released five months later, while the first version was renamed "Episode 8 Spectacular." This occurred alongside the other individual episodes 5-7 being given the "Spectacular" label while the crossover episode simply became "Episodes 5-7." The new episode 8 depicted the events of episode 8 in a timeline where the crossover version of episodes 5-7 appears to have happened. It was released alongside a video where [[SoulEater Death the Kid and his father,]] having fixed a space-time anomaly in their universe, declare the problem to be "fixed." Judging by these recent events, it has become [[MindScrew increasingly difficult to actually pin down what is canon and what isn't.]]

There are currently eight episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

* OffTheRails: Episode 5 is an understatement. ''Both'' versions, and for different reasons.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Luffy occasionally starts to sound like [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]].
** Played with in the recut Episode 5, where Zoro starts speaking with the wrong voice, before [=PurpleEyes=] curses off-mic and corrects himself.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Luffy forgot the events of the party in Episode "5" after the helicopter crash.
** According to Zoro, arguing politics.

'''Luffy:''' [[FreudWasRight Me father was a jockstrap and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math!]]

'''Luffy''': I've faced him before. [under breath] Cross Depp reference off the list.\\

'''Luffy''': [[TheMaskOfZorro ANTONIO]] [[AntonioBanderas BANDERAS]]!? [boat spontaneously combusts]\\
[{{Beat}}]\\

''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by [=PurpleEyesWTF=], who also created ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here]]. In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

The Cast so far include Monkey D[[spoiler:ee]]. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

There are currently eight episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

* BadassBeard[=/=]BadassMoustache: Luffy and Zoro have a [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext battle of the beards]] at the end of episode four. [[spoiler:Zoro wins]].

* BigNever: Episode five, when [[WebVideo/CodeMENT Lelouch]] is losing at beer pong.
--> '''Lelouch:''' "This game is stupid!"
--> '''Suzaku:''' "Then quit playing!"
--> '''Lelouch:''' "NEVER!"

'''SOME TIME LATER.'''\\

* BraveScot: Luffy, who has the voice of SeanConnery. Often falls into ViolentGlaswegian tendencies, though.

** A cross-episode example: Near the end of Episode 4, Zoro informs Cabaji that [[spoiler:he wants to make sweet, sweet love to Aunt Jemima]]. In the re-cut Episode 5, Zoro demands pancakes; shortly thereafter we see him [[spoiler:talking dirty to five bottles of Aunt Jemima syrup.]]

** MasakoX as Yassop in Episode 5.

'''Morgan''': Well you're definitely not cut out to be captain then, huh? [beat] Carry on, Lieutenant.\\

'''Morgan''': You ''would'' be!\\

'''Morgan''': [raises his axe-hand]\\
'''Officer''': [in his head] WorthIt. [cue Luffy distracting them both]

-->''*Still with absurdly complex equation pops up*''\\

''*the same equation from before pops up again*''\\

-->"Dreamin', don't [[spoiler: give]] it up Luffy. Dreamin', don't [[spoiler: give]] it up Zolo. Dreamin', don't [[spoiler: give]] it up Nami."

--> "When a woman needs to be comforted, she tells you it's time to buy more shoes. But she has all the shoes, so we really know she just needs boots. Now everything makes sense... Forever."

*** It's literally easier to count the few [[OnlySaneMan sane]] characters in this series; Usopp (surprisingly) and Captain Buggy (also surprising)

-->'''Nami:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots Why am I on this crew again?]]
-->'''Luffy:''' Look, I have a rubber penis--
-->'''Nami:''' Ahhhhhh.

--> '''Zoro:''' "DUDE! THEY GOT CODY!"
--> '''Luffy:''' (watching his [[BrandX IPony 2]]) "Oh no. They got Cody."
* CrossOver: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hay33ndHjwk "Pirates and/or Ninjas"]], with NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow and, to a lesser extent, WebVideo/CodeMENT and WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries.
** A vocal crossover happens on Episode 7 of NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow, as Luffy plays Gilligan's Father.

** We get another ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' crossover in episode 7 of ''NonePiece'', in which Luffy tries to snipe Lelouch. The dialogue of the ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' characters reveals that it's from episode 15. Luffy can be seen at the edge of the screen holding a sniper rifle in a FreezeFrameBonus at the appropriate part of that video.

-->'''Luffy''': Don't be a wise guy, Zoro.
-->'''Nami''': I don't think he's in danger of that.

'''Luffy:''' [[FreudWasRight Me father was a test tube and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math!]]

-->''*Usopp shows a photo of Kaya*''
-->'''Luffy''': "Someone help that tiny woman! She's trapped in a square!"
-->'''Zoro''': "[[HelloNurse WOAH]], [[spoiler:I'd suck a fart out of ''her'' ass!]]"
--->''[[{{Beat}} *Luffy chews his apple silently for five seconds*]]''
-->'''Luffy''': [-"I don't think I would."-]
** The weirdest thing is that Nami actually agreed with him.

** There is, of course, Mohji, who's speech about a spastic colon is so utterly ''weird'' it leaves the cast speechless.

** When a group of [[CreepyChild creepy children]] approach Usopp in the Re-cut Episode 5, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he immediately bolts before anything can happen]]

-->'''Zoro''':"There was just no reasoning with him..."

--> '''Zoro:''' "I don't even know that many kinds of meat."

--> '''Luffy:''' "Don't ask me, Usopp. I'm very bad at recollecting my past."
--> '''Zoro:''' "Yeah, dude. Don't bother. Last time I got Rihanna and dinosaurs."

'''Luffy''': ''EVER''!!!

* ShoutOut: In the crossover video, Luffy alludes to [[NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow the "bridge" joke]] by informing Joekage that he digs canals.
** "[[LonelyIsland I'm on a boat!]] Pretty cool, huh?"

-->'''Suzaku:''' "Luffy! [[Anime/DragonBallZ What does the scouter say about his suck level!]]"\\

** While Captain Morgan is ranting about how he's going to deal with Luffy, Zoro and Coby:
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "You're going to have a little bit of the captain in you!"]]

-->'''Luffy:''' Damn it, man, I'm a pirate, not a doctor!
-->''(glowing cliff face making strange noises)''
-->'''Luffy:''' Because I don't know about space-time travel!

* SingleStrokeBattle: Zoro against Cabaji. [[spoiler:[[AllJustADream Turns out to be a blood loss induced fantasy.]]]]

* TheyFightCrime: Luffy and Shanks in episode 3

-->'''Kaya''': ''{burying her face in a pillow}''[[spoiler: [-"I hope your entire family gets molested."-] ]]

--> '''Zoro''': I think it was kinda like a [[spoiler: snuff film.]]

** As we find out in Episode 7, Miss Kaya's property in this context refers to her [[spoiler: goat butler's ballsack]]. That makes this a rare case of fridge {{Squick}}, when you realize that lawn can be [[spoiler: a euphemism for hair in the crotch region]].

** Then again, Buggy can reassemble himself easily, so cutting him up isn't necessarily a big deal. The exchange quoted under BreadEggsBreadedEggs, on the other hand, is a shining example of ludicrous logic.

** In-universe, Luffy suffers one in episode 8 after he realizes [[spoiler: he's been filming a porn-o/snuff film.]]

* SurpriseCreepy: Utilized in episode 8, where the punchline is that several jokes throughout the episode have all been subtle hints that [[spoiler: they've been working on a snuff film.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's hilarious to the audience,]] but [[MindScrew Luffy's mind literally shatters from the revelation.]]

** And in episode 8:
-->'''Luffy''': What kind of film was ''Man in a Box 1''?
-->'''Zorro''': I think it was kinda like a [[spoiler: snuff film]].

There are currently eight episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Luffy occasionally starts to sound like [[FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]].

** In Episode 1, one of the passengers being terrorized by Alvida's crew screams "I though ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' was an okay movie!"

** In Episode 7, Zoro sets the villagers on fire, because [[TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja the pirates can't touch them if they're on fire.]]

There are currently seven episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

-->'''Luffy''': I won't go back to prison, my butthole can't take that abuse!

''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by [=PurpleEyesWTF=], who also created ''CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here]]. In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

The Cast so far include Monkey D[[spoiler:ee]]. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

There are currently seven episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" – heavily features the cast of ''CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

* BigNever: Episode five, when [[CodeMent Lelouch]] is losing at beer pong.

-->'''[[CodeMENT Soldier #1]]:''' ''[cocks gun]'' "Do not do this."\\

* CrossOver: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hay33ndHjwk "Pirates and/or Ninjas"]], with NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow and, to a lesser extent, CodeMENT and WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries.

** Multiple characters from ''CodeMENT'' (including [[Manga/SoulEater Death The Kid]]) appear in the de-canonized version of Episode 5.
--> "Thanks to the ''CodeMENT'' guys for ruining my show"
** We get another ''CodeMENT'' crossover in episode 7 of ''NonePiece'', in which Luffy tries to snipe Lelouch. The dialogue of the ''CodeMENT'' characters reveals that it's from episode 15. Luffy can be seen at the edge of the screen holding a sniper rifle in a FreezeFrameBonus at the appropriate part of that video.

* LoveAtFirstSight: Zoro falls in love with [[CodeMent C.C.]] when he first sees her in episode five.

** A subtle one to ''DoctorWho'' in episode 7, if you read between the lines. It helps that later in the episode he shows up in episode 15 of ''CodeMENT'' (which was uploaded 6 days earlier) to snipe Lelouch.

* HypocritcalHumor: Zoro doesn't appreciate Buggy stabbing him through the chest, right after cutting Buggy into pieces. See InsaneTrollLogic for that conversation.

* HypotheticalHumor: Zoro doesn't appreciate Buggy stabbing him through the chest, right after cutting Buggy into pieces. See InsaneTrollLogic for that conversation.

* BadassBeard[=/=]BadassMoustache: Luffy and Zoro have a [[ItMakesSenseInContext battle of the beards]] at the end of episode four. [[spoiler:Zoro wins]].