History WebVideo / JoueurDuGrenier

23rd Jul '16 2:17:09 AM StFan
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** ''Françainervé ?''
22nd Jul '16 12:40:24 PM Vorpale
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** ''Françainervé ?''
12th Jul '16 2:56:15 AM StFan
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** An ascended one: BeathThemUp games are known as "Beat Them All" in France due to an early mistranslation.

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** An ascended one: BeathThemUp BeatEmUp games are known as "Beat Them All" in France due to an early mistranslation.



* BoobsAndButtPose: In the BeatThemUp special, on a ''LiveActionTV/CharliesAngels'' adaptation where the characters strike one ''all the time'':
--> I've got nothing against woman arching their backs, but ''this'' is scoliosis!

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* BoobsAndButtPose: In the BeatThemUp BeatEmUp special, on a ''LiveActionTV/CharliesAngels'' ''Series/CharliesAngels'' adaptation where the characters strike one ''all the time'':
--> -->'''[=JdG=]:''' I've got nothing against woman women arching their backs, but ''this'' is scoliosis!
12th Jul '16 2:32:55 AM Chabal2
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** An ascended one: BeathThemUp games are known as "Beat Them All" in France due to an early mistranslation.


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* BoobsAndButtPose: In the BeatThemUp special, on a ''LiveActionTV/CharliesAngels'' adaptation where the characters strike one ''all the time'':
--> I've got nothing against woman arching their backs, but ''this'' is scoliosis!
8th Jul '16 1:23:28 PM StFan
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* RingRingCRUNCH: The Beat-em Ups review opens with Grenier punching his alarm clock.
7th Jul '16 12:19:10 PM rufusluciusivan
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* Some BeatEmUp games.
8th Jun '16 1:29:53 AM Medinoc
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JerkassHasAPoint[[quoteright:250:http://static.[[quoteright:250:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/joueur-du-grenier2_7316.jpg]]
6th Jun '16 1:18:33 PM StFan
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* JerkassHasAPoint: In one Dragon Ball film, Master Roshi now wants to see Bulma naked. Oolong (who was introduced as wanting to marry Bulma) jumps in to condemn this disgusting behavior.
--> '''Fred:''' The pedophile is right!

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* JerkassHasAPoint: In one Dragon Ball film, the first ''Dragon Ball'' film reviewed, Master Roshi now wants to see Bulma naked. Oolong (who was introduced as wanting to marry Bulma) jumps in to condemn this disgusting behavior.
--> '''Fred:''' -->'''[=JdG=]:''' The pedophile is right!
6th Jun '16 6:50:06 AM Chabal2
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* JerkassHasAPoint: In one Dragon Ball film, Master Roshi now wants to see Bulma naked. Oolong (who was introduced as wanting to marry Bulma) jumps in to condemn this disgusting behavior.
--> '''Fred:''' The pedophile is right!
6th Jun '16 12:39:19 AM StFan
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* AsYouKnow: In his review of the first live-action ''Dragon Ball'', he points out that the Villain exposits about the Dragon Balls for no reason.

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* AsYouKnow: In his From the very beginning of the episode, and throughout the review of the first live-action ''Dragon Ball'', he points out that Fred and Seb mock how often the Villain exposits characters, especially the Villain, exposition about the Dragon Balls for no reason.reason and to nobody in particular.



-->'''Fred:''' (image of Gohan being depowered) Hi, I'm a little shit.

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-->'''Fred:''' (image -->''[image of Gohan being depowered) depowered]''\\
'''[=JdG=]:'''
Hi, I'm a little shit.



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Give me one fun activity involving entering and exiting holes? (''{{beat}}'')\\

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Give me one fun activity involving entering and exiting holes? (''{{beat}}'')\\''[{{beat}}]''\\



(''cut to a creaking bed'')\\

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(''cut ''[cut to a creaking bed'')\\bed]''\\



(''camera pans to [=JdG=], reading a comic book and bouncing alone on the bed'')\\

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(''camera ''[camera pans to [=JdG=], reading a comic book and bouncing alone on the bed'')\\bed]''\\



(''both laugh'')\\

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(''both laugh'')\\''[both laugh]''\\



(''[=JdG=] rolls eyes'')

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(''[=JdG=] ''[[=JdG=] rolls eyes'')eyes]''



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' (''dressed as Santa, doing the Santa voice'') Ho-ho-ho, hi everyone! It's Christmas time as you know, and to celebrate I decided to make a video (''removes hat and beard, uses his regular voice'') which has nothing to do with Christmas.

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' (''dressed ''[dressed as Santa, doing the Santa voice'') voice]'' Ho-ho-ho, hi everyone! It's Christmas time as you know, and to celebrate I decided to make a video (''removes ''[removes hat and beard, uses his regular voice'') voice]'' which has nothing to do with Christmas.



(''someone off-screen reloads a gun'')\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' (''looking off-screen'') What? What did I say?

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(''someone ''[someone off-screen reloads a gun'')\\
gun]''\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' (''looking off-screen'') ''[looking off-screen]'' What? What did I say?



--->(''splashes gasoline all over himself and takes a matchbox'')\\

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--->(''splashes --->''[splashes gasoline all over himself and takes a matchbox'')\\matchbox]''\\



(''[=JdG=] frantically starts to strike the match'')

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(''[=JdG=] ''[[=JdG=] frantically starts to strike the match'')match]''



-->'''Karim:''' Wait a minute, why am I the th... (''{{beat}}'') [[UnfortunateImplications Okay, you know what, go fuck yourselves.]]

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-->'''Karim:''' Wait a minute, why am I the th... (''{{beat}}'') ''[{{beat}}]'' [[UnfortunateImplications Okay, you know what, go fuck yourselves.]]



(''a view of Seb and [=JdG=] looking at the camera'')\\

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(''a ''[a view of Seb and [=JdG=] looking at the camera'')\\camera]''\\



-->'''[=JdG=] as Tintin:''' Oh Lord, where on Earth am I, oh God, look at this, there's even a man with a beard (''touches said man, gets hit'') ouch, get out of my way, Osama, I don't want to get close to you, oh what a horror this is, you all make me sick!

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-->'''[=JdG=] as Tintin:''' Oh Lord, where on Earth am I, oh God, look at this, there's even a man with a beard (''touches ''[touches said man, gets hit'') hit]'' ouch, get out of my way, Osama, I don't want to get close to you, oh what a horror this is, you all make me sick!



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' I'll say it right away, this game equals nazi! (''cue Godwin point logo appearing'') Now that this is out of the way, I can proceed.

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' I'll say it right away, this game equals nazi! (''cue ''[cue Godwin point logo appearing'') appearing]'' Now that this is out of the way, I can proceed.



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' What? You want me to play some awful old sports games? Ooooh noooo... (''leaves the phone and rushes to the games'')

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' What? You want me to play some awful old sports games? Ooooh noooo... (''leaves ''[leaves the phone and rushes to the games'')games]''



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Ha ha ha... You're laughing, aren't you? Have you no shame? Seriously, haven't you noticed something shocking in this series? Taz's family can speak perfectly: his parents, his sister, his brother. They even wear clothes. And look at Taz... Look at him. (''the picture turns in black and white with a sad music'') He is the only one to always be naked and not to be able to speak. It's true, Taz is mentally disabled. So, stop making fun of him because... ha ha ha, this sod is funny!

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Ha ha ha... You're laughing, aren't you? Have you no shame? Seriously, haven't you noticed something shocking in this series? Taz's family can speak perfectly: his parents, his sister, his brother. They even wear clothes. And look at Taz... Look at him. (''the ''[the picture turns in black and white with a sad music'') music]'' He is the only one to always be naked and not to be able to speak. It's true, Taz is mentally disabled. So, stop making fun of him because... ha ha ha, this sod is funny!



'''Seb:''' (''wearing sunglasses and a skull-adorned T-shirt'') It disgusts me...

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'''Seb:''' (''wearing ''[wearing sunglasses and a skull-adorned T-shirt'') T-shirt]'' It disgusts me...



(''cue a montage of all the Asian-themed racist jokes appearing in the previous ''Joueur du Grenier'' episodes'')

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(''cue ''[cue a montage of all the Asian-themed racist jokes appearing in the previous ''Joueur du Grenier'' episodes'')episodes]''



(''cue Seb as a stereotypical Peruvian'')

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(''cue ''[cue Seb as a stereotypical Peruvian'')Peruvian]''



'''Papy Grenier:''' Well, for starters, I now hate dogs-- (''zombified dog jumps out of the window in the game'') AAH! Woah, holy shit!

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'''Papy Grenier:''' Well, for starters, I now hate dogs-- (''zombified ''[zombified dog jumps out of the window in the game'') game]'' AAH! Woah, holy shit!



(''cue {{losing horns}} and a "Joke failure" message in the bottom of the screen'')

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(''cue ''[cue {{losing horns}} and a "Joke failure" message in the bottom of the screen'')screen]''



(''extract of Peter Parker talking to himself'')\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' (''strained'') Stop talking to yourself...\\
(''extract of Spider-Man talking to himself'')\\

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(''extract ''[extract of Peter Parker talking to himself'')\\
himself]''\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' (''strained'') ''[strained]'' Stop talking to yourself...\\
(''extract ''[extract of Spider-Man talking to himself'')\\himself]''\\



(''brief cut to Seb, holding the boom pole, smirking away'')

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(''brief ''[brief cut to Seb, holding the boom pole, smirking away'')away]''



** In the ''VideoGame/DragonsLair'' review : "Alright, guys, today, we're going to like leather, I tell you. Because today's game tanned my hide. [[CaptainObvious Leather, tanned, crappy joke.]]"

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** In the ''VideoGame/DragonsLair'' review : review: "Alright, guys, today, we're going to like leather, I tell you. Because today's game tanned my hide. [[CaptainObvious Leather, tanned, crappy joke.]]"



(''beat'')\\

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(''beat'')\\''[beat]''\\



--->'''Seb:''' (''in a young female voice'') Haha... of course not, THIS is my real voice.

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--->'''Seb:''' (''in ''[in a young female voice'') voice]'' Haha... of course not, THIS is my real voice.



-->'''[=JdG=]:''' The game does whatever it wants, it is free as a rose petal floating in the spring breeze. (''{{beat}}'') That fucker.

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-->'''[=JdG=]:''' The game does whatever it wants, it is free as a rose petal floating in the spring breeze. (''{{beat}}'') ''[{{beat}}]'' That fucker.



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Winners fight drugs. Except him. (''cuts to a photograph of [[TourDeFrance Lance Armstrong]]'')

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Winners fight drugs. Except him. (''cuts ''[cuts to a photograph of [[TourDeFrance Lance Armstrong]]'')Armstrong]]]''



'''[=JdG=]:''' (''suddenly in a suit, imitating Nicolas Sarkozy's voice'') Well, what should I have done? Giving this money to young hooded punks who sing islamic rap?\\

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'''[=JdG=]:''' (''suddenly ''[suddenly in a suit, imitating Nicolas Sarkozy's voice'') voice]'' Well, what should I have done? Giving this money to young hooded punks who sing islamic Islamic rap?\\



-->'''[=JdG=]:''' So today, we're gonna have animated shows for girls. Seb, turn this show into something pink and boring for chicks, please! (''cue a blur effect appearing'') ...Ah, it's not enough. Add more cute things. (''cue Seb throwing kittens in the fire'') Okay. It's pink, blurry and disgusting. We're in a girly show alright.

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-->'''[=JdG=]:''' So today, we're gonna have animated shows for girls. Seb, turn this show into something pink and boring for chicks, please! (''cue ''[cue a blur effect appearing'') ...appearing]'' ...Ah, it's not enough. Add more cute things. (''cue ''[cue Seb throwing kittens in the fire'') fire]'' Okay. It's pink, blurry and disgusting. We're in a girly show alright.



(''those two enemies appear with the "1-Up Sonic" jingle'')

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(''those ''[those two enemies appear with the "1-Up Sonic" jingle'')jingle]''



(''footage of said level is shown'')\\

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(''footage ''[footage of said level is shown'')\\shown]''\\



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Good God, we ''all'' know he's gonna kick the bucket before spitting out her father's name! (''when that happens'') Damn! Is it possible to have something more silly than that?! (Franchise/MyLittlePony''[='=]s theme rolls'') ... [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith NOOOOOO!]]

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Good God, we ''all'' know he's gonna kick the bucket before spitting out her father's name! (''when ''[when that happens'') happens]'' Damn! Is it possible to have something more silly than that?! (Franchise/MyLittlePony''[='=]s ''[''Franchise/MyLittlePony''[='=]s theme rolls'') ...rolls]'' ... [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith NOOOOOO!]]



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' (''to Seb'') Why are you looking at me like that? I hope you aren't thinking about creating a montage of all our racist jokes with a ''Lord of the Rings'' music!\\

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' (''to Seb'') ''[to Seb]'' Why are you looking at me like that? I hope you aren't thinking about creating a montage of all our racist jokes with a ''Lord of the Rings'' music!\\



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' The [[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar Jaguar]] tried to penetrate the market with its 64 bits[[note]]"bit" is pronounced the same as the French word for "dick"[[/note]]... (''video reeling back'') That console presented itself as the first 64-bit console.

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' The [[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar Jaguar]] tried to penetrate the market with its 64 bits[[note]]"bit" is pronounced the same as the French word for "dick"[[/note]]... (''video ''[video reeling back'') back]'' That console presented itself as the first 64-bit console.



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Relatively speaking, the racism was okay... (''beat'') That's absolutely not what I meant.

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' Relatively speaking, the racism was okay... (''beat'') ''[beat]'' That's absolutely not what I meant.



--->'''[[spoiler:Doug Walker]]:''' You are very good, Monsieur Grenier, but now, it is time. Meet me at the hotel. (''to be continued'') In 8 months. (''to be continued in 8 months'')\\

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--->'''[[spoiler:Doug Walker]]:''' You are very good, Monsieur Grenier, but now, it is time. Meet me at the hotel. (''to ''[to be continued'') continued]'' In 8 months. (''to ''[to be continued in 8 months'')\\months]''\\



'''[=JdG=]:''' Yeah, hold on, I'm walking upstairs, there you go. (''footsteps sounds'')\\
'''[[spoiler:Doug Walker]]:''' Yeah, it's definitely better, but I can hear the traffic. So, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, the flight. So, I was thinking that-- (''sequence ends'')

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'''[=JdG=]:''' Yeah, hold on, I'm walking upstairs, there you go. (''footsteps sounds'')\\
''[footsteps sounds]''\\
'''[[spoiler:Doug Walker]]:''' Yeah, it's definitely better, but I can hear the traffic. So, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, the flight. So, I was thinking that-- (''sequence ends'')''[sequence ends]''



(''Grenier pokes him'')\\

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(''Grenier ''[Grenier pokes him'')\\him]''\\



(''Grenier pokes him again'')\\

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(''Grenier ''[Grenier pokes him again'')\\again]''\\



--->'''[=JdG=]:''' (''after talking about Sequelitis, especially in video games'') So, it's why I'm here, to suffer. Because you love seeing me suffering, which makes you evil human beings.

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--->'''[=JdG=]:''' (''after ''[after talking about Sequelitis, especially in video games'') games]'' So, it's why I'm here, to suffer. Because you love seeing me suffering, which makes you evil human beings.
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