History WebVideo / GirlsUndPanzerAbridged

''Girls Und Panzer Abridged'' is the first abridged series based on the anime franchise ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzer''. Filled to the brim with drug-fueled, psychopathic characters and a severe disregard for political correctness, it is one of the more... unique... abridged series. Created by [=GunmetalStug=] in 2013, he has made eight episodes (seven normal ones and a ChristmasSpecial), although there was a [[ScheduleSlip six year gap]] between episodes 6 and 7. They can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/user/GunmetalStug/videos here]].

* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Implied with Miho in the Christmas Special (it was taken [[UpToEleven up to]] [[OverNineThousand Nine Thousand]] in episode #3, when she said, that for her, [[RapeAsBackstory tankery is like rape that you have to enjoy half way through and that such a trauma]] [[DrowningMySorrows isn't anything, that alcohol can't fix]]).

--> '''Azusa''': "Whitettehtansredthoughtswhitettethandredthoughtswhiteteeth...."

* AmusingInjuried: Whenever a tank gets knocked out; the crew will describe their horrible injuries from being caught in an exploding vehicle.

--> '''Azusa''': "Myteetharemythoughtsmyteetharemythoughts...."

* RealityEnsues: PlayedForLaughs whenever a tank gets knocked out; the crew will describe their horrible injuries from being caught in an exploding vehicle.
--> '''M3 crew''': "I can't feel my legs!"
--> '''M3 crew''': "Why are my insides on the outside?"
** Also following the Copter crash at the end of episode 6, Mako shares the sentiment, [[TheUnintelligible in her unique way]].
--> '''Mako''': (subtitled) "ARMS DON'T BEND THAT WAY!"

* DeepSouth: Sizable chunks of Saunders' students sport these accents along with stereotypes like being aggressive, dumb, and proud.

--> "BITCHES TALK SHIT! BITCHES GET SLIT!"

* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: Yukari and Saori in Episode 3.

** Mako's granmother [[TheUnintelligable sounds exactly like The Pyro.]]

''Girls Und Panzer Abridged'' is the first abridged series based on the anime franchise Anime/GirlsUndPanzer. Filled to the brim with drug-fueled, psychopathic characters and a severe disregard for political correctness, it is one of the more... unique... abridged series. Created by GunmetalStug in 2013, he has since made five further episodes, and they can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/user/GunmetalStug/videos here]].

-->'''Mho''': "Anzu ate a guy."

''Girls Und Panzer Abridged'' is the first abridged series based on the anime franchise Anime/GirlsUndPanzer. Filled to the brim with drug-fueled, psychopathic characters and a severe disregard for political correctness, it is one of the more... unique... abridged series. Created by GunmetalStug in 2013, he has since made five episodes, and they can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/user/GunmetalStug/videos here]].

* {{Understatement}}: This is Hana's reaction to Yukari's [[MoreDakka escape from Saunders]].
-->'''Hana''': "Well I just saw a person die."

* {{Eagleland}}: Saunders appears to be firmly Type 2.

-->'''Mr. Snugglekins''': "Feed me the souls of the innocent!"

-->'''Miho''': "I love the smell of blood and tanks in the morning."

-->'''Miho''': "Why does this show exist?"

-->'''Saori''': "Yukari...are you doing karaoke ''again''?"
-->'''Yukari''': "All day everyday, bitch."

-->"Money shot, bitch!"

Girls Und Panzer Abridged is the first abridged series based on the anime franchise Anime/GirlsUndPanzer. Filled to the brim with drug-fueled, psychopathic characters and a severe disregard for political correctness, it is one of the more... unique... abridged series. Created by GunmetalStug in 2013, he has since made five episodes, and they can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/user/GunmetalStug/videos here]].

* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Implied with Miho in the Christmas Special (it was taken [[UpToEleven up to]] [[OverNineThousand Nine Thousand]] in episode #3, when she said, that for her, [[RapeAsBackstory tankery is like rape that you have to enjoy half way through and that such a trauma isn't anything, that alcohol can't fix]]).

** It also seems, that Mr. Snugglekins is worshiped by Anzu as some kind of [[GodOfEvil evil deity]].

* LarynxDissonance: Played for laughs with Anzu, who sounds like Christian Bale's Batman.
** Yukari's voice and mannerisms are that of a sassy black man.

* PoirotSpeak: Rommel does this frequently.

* DrunkDriving: Ami, which is even more dangerous because she does it in a tank.

* DrivingDrunk: Ami, which is even more dangerous because she does it in a tank.