History WebComic / TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella

From September 9, 2006, to August 28, 2016, the comic usually updated on Saturdays, and [[AltText was accompanied by a message from the writer]]. Starting in September 2016, Pierce decided to produce longer stories, requiring a more sporadic schedule.

* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Voltaire and Teen Angel, who usually show up together. Until Voltaire dumps him on Wonderella's advice and meets the Marquis de Sog.

** [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/09/11/lashes-to-ashes/ Don't make me go to Lobsterfest]]. [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk You wouldn't like me]] [[AltText when I'm at Lobsterfest]].

** [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/10/04/missile-while-you-work/ Jeremy Irons]], despite being a real person, is used here as a reference to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_%28John_Henry_Irons%29 John Henry Irons]], who was one of the replacement Supermen during ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman.

** Jokerella is SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker, [[LighterAndSofter sort of]]. (More like Harley Quinn in a world without her beloved Mr. J.)

--->'''Alt-Text''':Everyone who did this is going to a special circle of Hell where you just [[ThatOneLevel ride hover bikes]] forever.

''[[http://nonadventures.com/ The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'' is a parody of the Creator/DCComics character Franchise/WonderWoman and many superhero tropes in general. It focuses mainly on the mundane parts of the life of Wonderella, a lazy [[TheLadette Ladette]] superheroine who demonstrates [[PunchClockHero little interest in being a hero]]...or, in fact, doing anything much outside of partying, getting completely wasted, violence, and shopping. She is super-strong, super-durable, she can't fly but she can "totally jump hella high", [[FlightStrengthHeart when tied up she can hork up a giant octopus]], she can [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/06/28/balance-of-flower/ tell plants to die,]] and she can [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/04/26/power-couple/ curl up in a perfect ball when traumatized.]] She also has a rarely-used invisible blimp, and the tendency to make prejudiced remarks (especially about gay men, but pretty much every minority group gets a turn).

-->'''Wonderella:''' Apparently a lot of 'em are dead now.\\

-->It's Mardi Gras! You need a hurricane in each hand. Is that too soon? Might be too soon.

-->'''Xama''': Please, please [[TakeMeInstead just spare my baby]]!\\
'''Child Alien''': ''Xama, I'm scared''!\\
'''Xama''': Xama's here baby ''[-oh my god just please don't hurt her-]''\\
'''Wonderita''': '''[[HeelRealization I'm so sorry Mrs. Alien]]'''!\\
'''Wonderella''': Why did they even ''add'' this? '''[[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment Why is it in the game]]'''?!

-->'''Hitlerella:''' My satellite feed gives your prison cell a ''front row'' seat... to your city's '''destruction'''!
-->'''Wonderella:''' On '''''that''''' old piece of crap?
-->'''Hitlerella:''' Out of this '''entire''' scenario. You have a ''problem''. ''With the TV''.
-->'''Wonderella:''' I'm just sayin'. You put all this time and effort linking a global satellite feed to some remote cave off in [=WhoGivesastan=]...and you hook it up to a '''$10 Craigslist special'''?
-->'''Hitlerella:''' For your information, I got it from a nice old lady in Queens. And, yes, it was ''reasonably priced''.
-->'''Wonderella:''' You're gonna '''blow up''' Queens with an atom bomb you '''''stole!''''' How the hell do your ethics even '''WORK!?'''

-->'''Dana:''' What does M.A.L.I.C.E. stand for?
-->'''Wonderella Sr.:''' It stands for '''EVIL''', darling.

-->'''Wonderella''': Wait, why is [the total enslavement of humanity] even a ''debate''? When did we decide that every tugjob with two bumper stickers and a microphone has a valid viewpoint?\\
'''Anchor''': Now Wonderella, perhaps the truth lies somewhere in the ''middle''!\\
'''Wonderella''': '''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you serious]]'''?! Are we gonna debate whether ''baby punching'' makes sense? Whether dogs are all '''holograms'''?! Whether birds shit '''GOLD'''? I mean if we're eating at The Dumbass Buffet, we may as well try a little bit of ''everything''!\\
'''Lord Killroy''': To be clear, I '''would''' [[CardCarryingVillain punch a baby]], were it deemed a threat to the security of this great world.

-->'''Hitlerella:''' Out of this '''entire''' scenario. You have a ''problem. With the TV.''

--->'''Wonderella:''' I feel like we should maybe do something about that.
--->'''Mirror Wonderella:''' Then I guess ''I'' feel like we maybe ''shouldn't''.

* NoSympathy: In the 2018 St. Patrick's Day strip, [[http://nonadventures.com/2018/03/17/anticlimactic-planetary/ Wonderella's request for rescue]] is met with [[spoiler: [[VisualPun an image]] of the [[WorldsSmallestViolin world's tiniest violin]]]].

--->''[POP!]'' Aw, bitches!
--->'''Wonderella:''' ''[sixth year it happens]'' I don't even ''care'' about gold anymore! I just wanna kick his ass!

* SideEffectsInclude: Wonderella's...frank regarding what it does, but not regarding its [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/02/24/merchant-of-menace/ side effects]].

-->'''AltText:''' Everyone who did this [[DisproportionateRetribution is going to a special circle of Hell]] where you [[ThatOneLevel just ride hoverbikes forever]].

-->'''Wonderella''': Do we have any thrones that '''aren’t''' made of skulls. My hair gets caught in their teeth and it bugs me.\\
'''Demon''': I get sodomized with the business end of a flaming rake twenty-seven times a day.\\
'''Wonderella''': Yeah but… ''skulls''.

-->'''Dan:''' Form of ''matter!''
-->'''Daisy:''' Form of ''[[{{Antimatter}} anti-matter!]]''[[note]]They annihilated each other.[[/note]]

-->'''Wonderella Sr.:''' Run around with the bomb! Waste time with some planes and tanks. You've seen how Batman does it.
-->'''Wonderella:''' Yes, we've all seen the HELL outta Batman, Ma!

* AmbiguouslyBi: Wonderella often dates men, but she also gets into situations with Hitlerella that could read as bickering girlfriends, has groped Plunderella's behind, and has a pretty obvious crush on Fantomah. An imaginary Ani Difranco explicitly states that Wonderella is a closeted bisexual.

* TooSoon: [[invoked]] Wonderella calls this on herself when [[http://nonadventures.com/2016/02/13/meet-the-beetles/ she sees Queen Beetle looking depressed]]:
-->It's Mardi Gras! You need a hurricane in each hand. Is that too soon? Might be too soon.

** ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''. [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/07/30/beauty-and-the-beatdown/ With]] an InUniverse sprinkle of FridgeBrilliance on Wonderella's part, as [[spoiler:she realizes both that the Beast's servants were unjustly affected by his punishment and that beating up the fairy could have been a possible solution]].
** ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''. [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/08/13/the-trill-is-gone/ Owing to the source material]], the ending result is more a (failed) SilentSnarker than a CuteMute.

** To ''Disney/{{Dumbo}}'' [[http://nonadventures.com/2009/07/11/marthas-sin-yard/ in the last panel]].
** To ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', where [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/07/30/beauty-and-the-beatdown/ Wonderella punches the enchantress for cursing the whole castle]].

** Hitlerella is ComicBook/RedSkull and [[ComicBook/WonderWoman Baroness von Gunther]].

* TooSpicyForYogSothoth: "[[http://nonadventures.com/2006/10/14/enter-the-dragon-slayer/ Enter The DRAGON SLAYER]]".
** Also in "[[http://nonadventures.com/2006/11/11/guess-whos-coming-to-dinner/ Guess Who's Coming To DINNER]]". Tim Allen is apparently too spicy for [[strike:[[ComicBook/XMen Galactus]]]] [[CaptainErsatz Ginormus]].

* NewFirstComics

* BlessedWithSuck: [[http://nonadventures.com/2009/01/31/animus-complex/ Animating touch]].

* AmbiguouslyBi: Wonderella often dates men, but she also gets into situations with Hitlerella that could read as bickering girlfriends, has groped Plunderella's behind, and has a pretty obvious crush on Fantomah.

* VerbalBackspace: When [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/07/19/moms-the-word/ Wonderella Sr. is talking down Jokerella]].
-->'''Dana's Mother:''' Jokerella, I know that every daug-- ''[Dana scowls next to her]'' I know that ''most'' daughters want to please their mothers.

** [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/09/11/lashes-to-ashes/ Don't make me go to Lobsterfest]]. [[TheIncredibleHulk You wouldn't like me]] [[AltText when I'm at Lobsterfest]].

** Deconstructed with Uncle Slam, who's supposed to embody the spirit of America...except the America of 2016 is so polarized it's basically left Uncle Slam with a split personality.

* BringMyBrownPants: [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/02/13/premature-evacuation/ Premature EVACUATION]]