History WebAnimation / DiamondIsUnbreakableRetold

''Diamond is Unbreakable Retold'' is an one hour and forty-minute long WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Collab based off ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable'', created by Creator/JackDuripper. It is a skit video, yet it follows pretty much the same story as the source material.

'''Kira:''' [[Series/TheOfficeUS It's called hentai... and it's art!]]

* MundaneSolution: Jotaro continues his trend from other Creator/JackDuripper [=YTP=] videos. When facing a rat sniper called Bug-Eaten, Jotaro simply activates his Stand, Star Platinum. That Stand proceeds to use a [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} trusty frying pan]] to block the three bullets that are fired. [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe While Bug-Eaten is in disbelief over this]], Star Platinum arrives and flattens the rat with the pan.

[[UpToEleven Now that we think about it, we are only dictating so little of the insane plot, it's best to watch the full video]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86dMMJBvTs here]].

** In one segment, Josuke uses Crazy Diamond's healing ability on Kira's severed hand, in a way that doesn't send the hand flying towards Kira to reattach itself, but rather the other way around. The bloodied hand fetishist can only [[OhCrap stare in shock]] before Josuke, Okuyasu and Jotaro [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo kick him]] [[UndignifiedDeath to death]].

''Diamond is Unbreakable Retold'' is an one hour and forty-minute long WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Collab based off ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable'', created by Creator/JackDuripper. It is a skit video, yet it follows pretty much the same story as the source material.

In the town of Morioh, [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders gruff Stand user Jotaro Kujo]] encounters his uncle, Josuke Higashikata, a high school student who is scared of ghosts and [[WebAnimation/{{Asdfmovie}} mine turtles]], has a Stand [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph that can fix]] everything it hits, [[BerserkButton and is prone to violent outbursts when others insult his pompadour]]. That guy ends up befriending two fellow students: wimp Koichi Hirose and [[MemeticMutation MILF hunter]] Okuyasu Nijimura. Together, they end up coming across Stand users that are either dangerous, pervy or both, navigate the [[TitleDrop bizarre]] events of life with the help of new allies, and eventually, hunt a serial killer [[TheHedonist that only wants to get his hands on...]] [[{{Fetish}} female hands]]. [[MadBomber Who may or may not be responsible for most of the explosions in this video.]]

** In one segment, Josuke uses Crazy Diamond's healing ability on Kira's severed hand, in a way that doesn't send the hand flying towards Kira to reattach itself, but rather the other way around. The bloodied hand fetishist can only [[OhCrap stare in shock]] before Josuke, Okuyasu and Jotaro [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo kick him]] [[UndignifiedDeath to death]].
** In the Highway Star battle, Josuke decides to [[LeeroyJenkins walk straight]] towards the eponymous Stand, even while that Stand is [[LifeDrain absorbing Rohan Kishibe's nutrients]]. Because of Josuke's recklessness, Highway Star attaches itself to Josuke for its next meal, only for Josuke's father, Joseph Joestar, [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood to pass on "[his] ultimate technique"]]. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere That move is none other than driving away on a motorcycle]].
--->'''Josuke:''' [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency NIGERUNDAYO!]][[labelnote:Translation]]"Run away" in Japanese.[[/labelnote]]\\

** If someone is ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice, [[BlackComedy there is always a reference to]] [[spoiler:[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Kakyoin's death]]]].

-->''[[KarmaHoudini Josuke was never brought to justice for arsonry or fraud.]] [[PyroManiac He would go on to burn down 12 more houses across 23 years.]]\\

[furiously keeps clicking until the stand blows up in his face, knocking him into a set of trash cans, before blowing up Shigechi and releasing [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Bomb Voyage.]]]

[furiously keeps clicking until he ends up getting blown into a group of trashcans before blowing Shigechi up and releasing [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Bomb Voyage]]]

* {{Ephebophile}}: Kira may be one, as indicated by a conversation he has with Shigechi. It is unclear if that's the actual reason or just an EmbarrassingCoverUp

* {{Ephebophile}}: Kira may be one, as indicated by a conversation he has with Shigechi. It is unclear if that's the actual reason or just an EmbarassingCoverUp.

* {{Ephebophile}}: Kira may be one, as indicated by a conversation he has with Shigechi. It is unclear if that's the actual reason or just an EmbarassingExcuse.