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* AluminumChristmasTrees: Steeve vows to eat Nathan Johnson's heart, excrete it, and process that into coffee. There actually is a kind of coffee made from poo, ''Civet crap'' coffee. Civet cats eat coffee berries and excrete the beans, which have reacted favourably to the cats digestve processes. It's still gotta taste better than [[spoiler: the digested remains of a Space Marine's two hearts]].
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A Warhammer 40K's ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' {{Machinima}} that uses the ''Steel Legion'' [[GameMod mod]] as well, available on [=YouTube=] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQbAko8VMlc&list=PLE0DA1AAA5A401DC9 here]].
Meet Commissar Steven Alexander. He's been sent along with a detachment of Cadian 8th shock troops to some planet in the back end of nowhere because the regular guys can't do their jobs properly . Here's when the funny stuff starts, for Commissar Steve is remarkably unenthusiastic in his job. Among is complaints are that the beds in the HQ ("It totally sucks just like everything on this planet.") are hard as rocks and that he sleeps next to the regiment's psyker who "just won't stop frickkin' screaming". He even complains about the men not liking him (before he even finishes this sentence he delivers such a blistering rant to one of the rank-and-file that the man bursts into tears).
The show follows Steve and his RagTagBunchOfMisfits on a quest to get some coffee. HilarityEnsues.
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!!Show includes examples of:
* AFatherToHisMen: An emotionally and physically abusive one, but Steve has his moments...
-->''Damn those orks! Trying to kill my men - and more importantly, me? CHARGE!''
** Cue epic CurbStompBattle to the tune of ''Live to Win''
* AluminumChristmasTrees: Steeve vows to eat Nathan Johnson's heart, excrete it, and process that into coffee. There actually is a kind of coffee made from poo, ''Civet crap'' coffee. Civet cats eat coffee berries and excrete the beans, which have reacted favourably to the cats digestve processes. It's still gotta taste better than [[spoiler: the digested remains of a Space Marine's two hearts]].
* ArmedFarces
* AmusingInjuries: Steve gets gassed in episode 2.
** And blown to pieces in episode 4 part 2.
** A ''Steel Legion'' lieutenant falls into a puddle of lava.
* BigNo: with a SkywardScream. Parodied.
-->'''Galactic Starbucks employee''': ''Sorry, but we're out of coffee.''
-->'''Commissar Steve''': ''What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...''
-->'''[=GSBE=]''': ''Oh, wait, we ''do'' have coffee.''
-->'''Commissar Steve''': ''Oh really? what kind?''
-->'''[=GSBE=]''': ''Decaf.''[[note]]In [=W40K=], drink that can be politely described as a "coffee-like product"[[/note]]
-->'''Commissar Steve''': ''[[UnPaused ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]''
* BackFromTheDead: In one episode, Steve escapes an Ork camp, only to be blown up by jumpy guards at his own camp. In the next episode, he's alive and well, albeit confused as to why he's not "pinin' for the fjords".
* ChirpingCrickets: The episode after he's killed has Steve Frankensteined back to life from his squad member's organs. When they all tell him what they gave him, one trooper tells him: ''[[{{Squick}} I gave you an STD!]]''. *chirp-chirp, chirp-chirp*. He is promptly shot.
* CurbStompBattle: Steve challenges the [[spoiler: Space Marine Force Commander, Librarian, and Chaplain]] to a three-on-one fight. It does not go well for Steve.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Steve vows hideous vengeance upon Nathan Johnson.
-->''I'm going to find this 'Nathan Johnson'. And when I find him, I'm going to [[AndSHowItToYou rip his fucking heart out!]] Then, I'm going to eat it, and [[ToiletHumor poop it out, then turn it into coffee]]. So I can drink it. [[MustHaveCaffeine And finally get some fucking coffee]].''
* CutShort: Series ends with Steve demanding to borrow a Baneblade so he can [[spoiler: steal coffee from the local Space Marine fortress]]. The General laughs in his face and... that's it. fade to black, end of series.
* FreakOut: Steve goes completely nuts when he learns there's no more coffee, [[AxCrazy killing an entire squad of his own men]].
--> ''[[Film/TheShining All work and no coffee makes Steve GO CRAZY!]]''
* GasMaskMooks: The ''Steel Legion'' guardsmen. Promptly lampshaded.
-->''Why are they wearing gas masks? [[OhCrap What do you know that I don't?]]''
* GilliganCut: Lampshaded
-->'''Steve''': ''Can I have my tank back? I have a cookie in my pocket...''
-->'''Grot''': ''We ain't givin' it to ya for a ''cookie''!''
-->''[[TimeSkip ten seconds later]], Steve drives away in his Chimera''
-->'''Grot''': ''Damn. He's persuasive...''
* JerkAss: Steve
** Nathan Johnson, the guy who bought all the coffee on the planet.
* LongList: Steve assumes that the Grotz are in charge of the Ork camp, but he's told otherwise.
-->''It goes da Boss, da boss' gunz, da boys, ''dere'' gunz, squigs, da squig's poops, and ''den'' us.''
* MeanBrit: The General. He makes fun of Steve for being a "Poor person".
* MustHaveCaffeine: Steve is willing to take on a ''[[spoiler:[[BadassArmy Space Marine Chapter]] ]]'' because they bought all the coffee on the planet.
* RunningGag: "I changed the tyres!" (tank goes boom).
* SitcomArchNemesis: Ivan, a commissar from the ''Steel Legion'' mod, who has a cooler Chimera than Steeve does (the [=SL=] Chimera has a hull-mounted autocannon and a turreted heavy bolter, while the vanilla Chimera has a multilaser and no hull gun), and a bolt pistol whereas Steeve is stuck with a laspistol. Basically, if Steve has something, Ivan gets a better version of that thing, [[{{Troll}} seemingly just to piss off Steve]].
* TanksButNoTanks: Steve's Chimera [=IFV=] is misidentified as a tank.
* UnfriendlyFire: The Guard Artillerymen don't care that they're shelling their own men as long as they hit ''something''.
* UriahGambit: The General has sent Steve to the front 42 times in a row, simply because Steve's "poor". Subverted, however, because he has Steve Frankensteined back to life when he does finally die (Must have fun tormenting him, see Mean Brit above).
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Meet Commissar Steven Alexander. He's been sent along with a detachment of Cadian 8th shock troops to some planet in the back end of nowhere because the regular guys can't do their jobs properly . Here's when the funny stuff starts, for Commissar Steve is remarkably unenthusiastic in his job. Among is complaints are that the beds in the HQ ("It totally sucks just like everything on this planet.") are hard as rocks and that he sleeps next to the regiment's psyker who "just won't stop frickkin' screaming". He even complains about the men not liking him (before he even finishes this sentence he delivers such a blistering rant to one of the rank-and-file that the man bursts into tears).
The show follows Steve and his RagTagBunchOfMisfits on a quest to get some coffee. HilarityEnsues.
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!!Show includes examples of:
* AFatherToHisMen: An emotionally and physically abusive one, but Steve has his moments...
-->''Damn those orks! Trying to kill my men - and more importantly, me? CHARGE!''
** Cue epic CurbStompBattle to the tune of ''Live to Win''
* AluminumChristmasTrees: Steeve vows to eat Nathan Johnson's heart, excrete it, and process that into coffee. There actually is a kind of coffee made from poo, ''Civet crap'' coffee. Civet cats eat coffee berries and excrete the beans, which have reacted favourably to the cats digestve processes. It's still gotta taste better than [[spoiler: the digested remains of a Space Marine's two hearts]].
* ArmedFarces
* AmusingInjuries: Steve gets gassed in episode 2.
** And blown to pieces in episode 4 part 2.
** A ''Steel Legion'' lieutenant falls into a puddle of lava.
* BigNo: with a SkywardScream. Parodied.
-->'''Galactic Starbucks employee''': ''Sorry, but we're out of coffee.''
-->'''Commissar Steve''': ''What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...''
-->'''[=GSBE=]''': ''Oh, wait, we ''do'' have coffee.''
-->'''Commissar Steve''': ''Oh really? what kind?''
-->'''[=GSBE=]''': ''Decaf.''[[note]]In [=W40K=], drink that can be politely described as a "coffee-like product"[[/note]]
-->'''Commissar Steve''': ''[[UnPaused ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]''
* BackFromTheDead: In one episode, Steve escapes an Ork camp, only to be blown up by jumpy guards at his own camp. In the next episode, he's alive and well, albeit confused as to why he's not "pinin' for the fjords".
* ChirpingCrickets: The episode after he's killed has Steve Frankensteined back to life from his squad member's organs. When they all tell him what they gave him, one trooper tells him: ''[[{{Squick}} I gave you an STD!]]''. *chirp-chirp, chirp-chirp*. He is promptly shot.
* CurbStompBattle: Steve challenges the [[spoiler: Space Marine Force Commander, Librarian, and Chaplain]] to a three-on-one fight. It does not go well for Steve.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Steve vows hideous vengeance upon Nathan Johnson.
-->''I'm going to find this 'Nathan Johnson'. And when I find him, I'm going to [[AndSHowItToYou rip his fucking heart out!]] Then, I'm going to eat it, and [[ToiletHumor poop it out, then turn it into coffee]]. So I can drink it. [[MustHaveCaffeine And finally get some fucking coffee]].''
* CutShort: Series ends with Steve demanding to borrow a Baneblade so he can [[spoiler: steal coffee from the local Space Marine fortress]]. The General laughs in his face and... that's it. fade to black, end of series.
* FreakOut: Steve goes completely nuts when he learns there's no more coffee, [[AxCrazy killing an entire squad of his own men]].
--> ''[[Film/TheShining All work and no coffee makes Steve GO CRAZY!]]''
* GasMaskMooks: The ''Steel Legion'' guardsmen. Promptly lampshaded.
-->''Why are they wearing gas masks? [[OhCrap What do you know that I don't?]]''
* GilliganCut: Lampshaded
-->'''Steve''': ''Can I have my tank back? I have a cookie in my pocket...''
-->'''Grot''': ''We ain't givin' it to ya for a ''cookie''!''
-->''[[TimeSkip ten seconds later]], Steve drives away in his Chimera''
-->'''Grot''': ''Damn. He's persuasive...''
* JerkAss: Steve
** Nathan Johnson, the guy who bought all the coffee on the planet.
* LongList: Steve assumes that the Grotz are in charge of the Ork camp, but he's told otherwise.
-->''It goes da Boss, da boss' gunz, da boys, ''dere'' gunz, squigs, da squig's poops, and ''den'' us.''
* MeanBrit: The General. He makes fun of Steve for being a "Poor person".
* MustHaveCaffeine: Steve is willing to take on a ''[[spoiler:[[BadassArmy Space Marine Chapter]] ]]'' because they bought all the coffee on the planet.
* RunningGag: "I changed the tyres!" (tank goes boom).
* SitcomArchNemesis: Ivan, a commissar from the ''Steel Legion'' mod, who has a cooler Chimera than Steeve does (the [=SL=] Chimera has a hull-mounted autocannon and a turreted heavy bolter, while the vanilla Chimera has a multilaser and no hull gun), and a bolt pistol whereas Steeve is stuck with a laspistol. Basically, if Steve has something, Ivan gets a better version of that thing, [[{{Troll}} seemingly just to piss off Steve]].
* TanksButNoTanks: Steve's Chimera [=IFV=] is misidentified as a tank.
* UnfriendlyFire: The Guard Artillerymen don't care that they're shelling their own men as long as they hit ''something''.
* UriahGambit: The General has sent Steve to the front 42 times in a row, simply because Steve's "poor". Subverted, however, because he has Steve Frankensteined back to life when he does finally die (Must have fun tormenting him, see Mean Brit above).
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