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* Cabbage Patch Snacktime Toy: Pencils are edible!

** Girls actually notice and care that their playthings have an ImpossibleHourglassFigure, and develop negative body images because of it.

* [Meta] America can't sell plastic canisters in chocolate eggs. Kids might get hot by them. Of course, [[Franchise/{{Beyblade}} tops designed to spin really fast, look like ninja stars, and are even weighted?]] A-Okay!

** ''Toys/{{Poopsie}} Surprise Unicorn'': If the baby you're feeding is a mythological creature it's totally okay to put your hands on their fecal matter!!!

* ''Toys/{{LEGO}}'':

** the definition of democracy is: you can disagree with the boss if you can stand him beating you. And anyone can be candidate for being the new boss, if they can hit harder than the current boss.

* Revoltech's Woody Doll: Surely putting a mischievous, evil-looking smile on a doll of [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory a famous and beloved character]] won't give anyone on the internet ideas, right?

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* ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'':
** the definition of democracy is: you can disagree with the boss if you can stand him beating you. And anyone can be candidate for being the new boss, if they can hit harder than the current boss.
** And how does a woman prove that stereotyping females as the more understanding and gentle gender is BS? By killing a random animal, no matter how it might affect her personal reputation as a well-meaning hero.
** WordOfGod is like violence. If it doesn't solve your problems, use more.
** You do not need might and power to be a hero. However, you do need might and power to be a main character.
** It's alright to have a your city to be police by robotic guards that have the power to turn disobedient villagers into passive slaves who will go back to work.

* ''Franchise/{{Barbie}}'': Hey girls, if you don't have an ImpossibleHourglassFigure, there's something wrong with you. Plus, all men have six-pack abs.
** Women of all races basically look the same save for skin and hair color, but are blonde-haired and blue-eyed by default. Anything else is a deviation from that norm.
** Women all have tiny little bent up feet.
*** Because women have evolved to wear high heels, and nothing else is right.
** [Meta] If you don't have an ImpossibleHourglassFigure, people on the internet think you're basically a sign of the end of the world.
** Girls actually notice and care that their playthings have an ImpossibleHourglassFigure, and develop negative body images because of it.

* Fidget Spinners: The best way to reduce fidgeting in autistic children is to make a toy that becomes a meme and when [[ItsPopularNowItSucks the inevitable backlash]] occurs, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero becomes a negative stereotype for autistic people]].
* Toys/AmericanGirl: There's nothing wrong or odd with publishing a series of books about eight to eleven-year-old girls, together with a line of expensive accessories and outfits appropriate for eight to eleven-year-old girls, to promote a line of dolls that look like one to two-year-old girls. No one wants dolls that don't look like babies, anyway.

* Toys/AmericanGirl: There's nothing wrong or odd with publishing a series of books about eight to eleven-year-old girls, together with a line of expensive accessories and outfits appropriate for eight to eleven-year-old girls, to promote a line of dolls that look like one to two-year-old girls. No one wants dolls that don't like like babies, anyway.

** ''Toys/{{Lalaloopsy}} Babies Diaper Surprise'': When babies turd in their diapers, they just leave cute, plastic little flower toys.

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** ''Toys/{{Lalaloopsy}} Babies Diaper Surprise'': When babies poop in their diapers, they just leave cute, plastic little flower toys.

** ''Toys/{{Lalaloopsy}}'': When babies poop in their diapers, they just leave cute, plastic little flower toys.

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