History WarpThatAesop / LiveActionTV

* ''Series/TheChosen'': You're a woman and a male stranger suddenly sneaks up to you in a filthy pub, forbids you your drink and stalks you into the streets? No worries! Such people ''really'' just want to help you.

* Only medical professionals who are toxic, emotionally abusive, and damn near impossible to work with are capable of treating or curing anybody.
* A hostile bedside manner won’t ever affect a patient in any way whatsoever. Any doctor worth their salt knows stress can do wonders for someone in an already dire condition.

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* Only medical professionals who are toxic, emotionally abusive, or damn near impossible to work with are capable of treating or curing anybody.
** A hostile bedside manner won’t ever affect a patient in any way whatsoever. Any doctor worth their salt knows stress can do wonders for someone in an already dire condition.
** Your reason to seek treatment better be a challenging, mysterious ailment that baffles all known medicine or it’s not worth anyone’s time.

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** Getting a suspect to think they'll decapitate you to prove their guilt is good fun. So is shooting a fake gun at their face.

** Getting a suspect to nearly decapitate you to prove their guilt is good fun.

** Chain of evidence is [[ArtisticLicenseLaw merely a suggestion]], so go head and stuff it into an old trench coat.

** Repeatedly badgering a suspect until they crack is good detective work. It's not harassment, just "asking a few questions"!
** Chain of evidence is merely a suggestion, so go head and stuff it into your old trench coat.

** A terrible bedside manner won’t ever affect a patient in any way whatsoever. Any doctor worth their salt knows stress can do wonders for someone in an already dire condition.

* Medical ethics is for wusses. Besides, you can't treat anyone without throwing said ethics out of the window before. No exceptions.

* ''Series/{{Wednesday}}'': Cynical narcissistic goth teens are far better at dancing than every ballerina, ballroom dancer tango dancer and tap dancer combined!

* ''Series/TheWaltons'': God hates city folks.
** Also, it's OK to have lots and lots of kids even if you're too poor to afford to take care of them.

* ''Series/{{Weeds}}'': Drug dealing is a valid and lucrative career choice.

** Don't move to Los Angeles if you value your life. You may die a horrible death just by walking down the wrong street.

* ''Series/{{Smallville}}'': Lie to your closest friends about who you are because one of them is bound to be conspiring against you.

* ''Series/SixFeetUnder'': Muscular black men are violent by nature.

* ''Series/StargateAtlantis'': When faced with an entire species that has no particular grudge against you and simply needs some food to prevent them all from starving, it is perfectly acceptable to refuse and try to wipe them all out.

* ''Series/{{Fringe}}'': Do LSD. Do a lot of LSD. It will give you superpowers, and probably solve the rest of your problems. Also, use it recreationally anyway if that doesn't work.
** The U.S. Government will fix your family's problems, if you're smart enough to be worth their time.

* ''Series/GreysAnatomy'': Doctors operating on you, especially female doctors, are far less concerned about your well-being than [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality their own personal drama]].

* ''Series/AHaunting'': Ghosts exist. And they almost always pick on white, middle class Americans.

* ''Series/{Queer as Folk|UK}}'' and the [[Series/{{Queer as Folk|US}} US remake]]: Gay shows mirror typical female-oriented plots and focus on relationships because the only PeripheryDemographic such shows ever have is straight women. Straight men wouldn't ever bother.

* The CloudCuckoolander child is always right.

* You can only have a happy ending if you have romance.
* The best way to get your son back is to manipulate a string of tragic events in a young girls life so she we'll become twisted enough to cast a curse that will inevitably fail so you can go out in the world and find him. Also did I mention the thousand of other ways to get to said world with ease.

* A ten your old girl manipulated to tell vital information of your plans to run away is the real murderer even though the person who actually murdered was also a master manipulator who took advantage of the girls lost mother.

* Dying isnt a problem because you can just go to the underworld to get them back.

* endangering a whole kingdom for just your life is totally okay
* sacrificing your life for a girl you dont know and is causing countless deaths elsewhere is honorable, it doesnt put more of the kingdom in jeopardy.

* Creator/FoxNewsChannel and many of the right-wing pundits associated with it: StatusQuoIsGod; liberals are always bad because [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks they always want to change things]]. So bashing them is okay!

** The only thing kids want to watch is ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''. Every other show can get ScrewedByTheNetwork and get their episode burned off on the sister channel in the middle of the night.

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* ''Series/JackOfAllTrades'': French people are idiots, cartoonishly evil or [[StupidEvil on a gradient between them]].

* ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'': Stay away from pubs in Philly. The people will fuck up your life completely.

*** TheEighties were the best time in all of history. Everything was better for everyone back then.

** On the topic of ''[=NickRewind=]''. You have a channel block dedicated to airing shows from the 90s? Great! Now all you have to air is nothing but air [[Series/ICarly a show]] from the late 2000s and nothing else until the block ends up discontinued.

** If you're a 6'4", dark-skinned and barrel-chested Black man that has a [[WTHCastingAgency 5'6", average-sized Black man with a medium complexion for a son,]] just say that he takes after his long-dead Italian mother and no one will ever question the disparity again.

* ''Series/AdamRuinsEverything'': Being a condescending and insufferable jerk is perfectly okay if: One, you acknowledge the fact you're a condescending and insufferable jerk, and two, you are right about literally everything.