History WMG / TheAdventuresofDrMcninja

* King Radical [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p35/ goes back]] to try to stop the dinosaurs himself. He doesn't say how far back. Dr. McNinja may have two Radicals to deal with once he returns to a present.

* C'mon, I can't be the only one thinking it.

* He's been said to get people to feel empathy and create compromise. What other dinosaur could do that as well as Barney?

* Given the Doctor's (and Hastings') love of TheEighties pop culture and his ActionHero status, [[{{Commando}} this]] [[{{Eraser}} is]] [[DieHard pretty]] [[MarkedForDeath much]] [[DemolitionMan a]] [[{{Rambo}} given.]]

* Because King Radical is Gordito in the Future as well as the Burger King and he has to fight his nemesis Ronald McDonald who has been a piece of Sparklelord's spirit that he split off of himself to break out of the stable time loop. Both of the fast food giants however soon have to face off against PETA which was really being ruled by Dracula who Punched Death in the face and escaped the afterlife, except Bee Man is Starscream. And I guess Franz Rayner teams up with the McNinjas and pirates at some point.

* Given the Doctor's (and Hastings') love of TheEighties pop culture and his ActionHero status, [[{{Commando}} this]] [[{{Eraser}} is]] [[DieHard pretty]] [[MarkedForDeath much]] [[DemolitionMan a]] [[JohnRambo given.]]

Future!DSP and Future!Gordito have been manipulated into being public enemies No. 1 and 2 by Chuck, and don't realize the truth.

This is based entirely on the fact that Doc had chased King Radical into George Washington's abandoned tunnels, and now that's where DSP's anti-dinosaur resistance is apparently based.

We already know that there are horrible eldritch abominations in the Dr. Mcninja universe, so this WMG is feasible. Alternatively, the eldritch god may just be sleeping.

[[WMG: Ninja tricks and other techniques that ninjas use to defy the laws of physics are fueled with the residual power and energy of a dead eldritch god.]]

We already know that there are horrible eldritch abominations in the Dr. Mcninja universe, so this WMG is feasible. Alternatively, the eldritch god may just be sleeping.

Who else would kill a dinosaur and then turn its corpse into a kite?

Behold: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110228 the good Doctor has an office in the Mechanicsburg hospital]]. Obviously, Doc traveled back in time to Europa, and while stuck in the past, he established an office in the only city as mad as he is. All the weirdness of the modern world is a direct result of Sparks' creations in the distant past.

[[WMG: There will be a DoctorMcNinja and Deadpool crossover]]

that or he ''is'' that ninja.

Because, besides dan's logic, the fact that a man with truly pirate blood can fight equally against a ninja is still real. King radical is the king of the pirates. Hortense has pirate blood too, just by the fact that if she and mcninja have a baby, it will be a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Pirate doctor Ninja]].

It will pop back to every time the Doc talked to himself, comment on it, be heard by himself, and be whisked away again. He finds nothing odd about this because it's been happening to him since he was a young child.

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[[AC: [[Main/{{TheAdventuresOfDoctorMcNinja}} The Adventures Of Doctor McNinja]]]]
[[WMG: ...are not "Adventures" so much as schizophrenic delusions]] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=23&issue=2 In one strip]], a cooked turkey that's walking and talking suggests that it's a hallucination. In [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=36&issue=4 another]], Dr. [=McNinja=]'s soul splits into a doctor and a ninja after death. Given that people recognize him even when he's in disguise, and that he can walk a raptor in a dog park without getting odd looks, among other oddities, it may in fact be that all this is a product of the man's own deranged mind.
* As far as [=McNinja=]'s disguise, he never takes off that face mask, and he's Cumberland's most high-profile ninja. He'd be less recognizable if he took that mask off.
** To be fair, the Doc's father states that the mask is used so that should things get really rough, a [=MCNinja=] can discard the mask and become nobody. That said, attempting to impersonate those without ninja masks -- while wearing a ninja mask -- is more than a little insane.
* And he didn't walk a raptor in a dog park, he was looking for an escaped raptor hiding in a dog park. The woman who saw Yoshi was too busy screaming to give any odd looks.

[[WMG:The comic will end with the Doctor renouncing the ninja way and removing his mask.]]
Dan [=McNinja's=] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=32&issue=9 explanation of the mask]] is clearly a Main/ChekhovsGun (or rather, Chekhov's BFG). And it's clear that the Doctor's [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=36&issue=4 dual nature]] as both a killer and a healer is causing him to become [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=38&issue=4 psychologically unbalanced]]. He will eventually find peace by renouncing the way of violence and devoting himself to medicine.
* ...But the awesome! Where will the awesome go?
** When will people realize that it is not the ability to take life that is truly awesome, but the ability to ''give'' life. Animals can take life. God first gave life. n doctors are more awesome than n^3 ninjas.
*** Of course, giving life by using ninja violence is more awesome still so, yeah.
*** [[ConservationOfNinjutsu Though that isn't saying much...]]
* Hm, more likely to fall under {{Crossing the Streams}}. Dr. [=McNinja=] will probably reach the level of desperation that will require him to take off his mask, but I think he will find a way around the whole FOREVER thing. I say this because webcomics hardly ever have a foreseeable end.
** Franz Rayner know's Doctor McNinja's face, so when he does remove his mask to become a doctor he will still need his ninja skills to ward off Franz Rayner's attacks. Unless of course he has a white mask and black labcoat to become someone completely different.

[[WMG:Count Dracula was behind everything. ''[[Main/XanatosRoulette Everything.]]'']]
Drac arranged for the creation of the [=McNinja=] Burger so the events of "There's a Raptor in My Office" could occur. Drac told Captain O'Shay where and when to find the Doctor so that the events of "So What Is a [=McNinja=]?" could occur and the Doc could be reconciled with his family. Drac suggested [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=42&issue=3 the complicated viewership-raising scheme]] to Newscorp so Doc would get Gordito as a sidekick. Drac gave Frans Rayner the ninja drug so that Frans' attempt to draw Dan [=McNinja=] out by killing Doc would result in Ben Franklin II's death. Drac specifically formulated the Headless Horsemen potion so it would cause a Main/ZombieApocalypse, so that Doc, in order to study the zombies alone, would send Gordito off to visit his (recently reconciled) family, so Gordito would ultimately accompany them on their fight with the Ghost Wizard, and so [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=35&issue=11 Drac could threaten Gordito to blackmail the Doctor.]]
** The scary part? ''This all makes sense'', considering that this is ''Doctor [=McNinja=]''.
** Just as Planned.
*** The thing he appears not to have accounted for? Gordito, the badass kid. And, to a lesser degree, Bruce Lee.
*** On the other hand, ''nobody'' expects Bruce Lee.
**** Don't you mean...''' [[TheSpanishInquisition THE SPANISH]] [[MontyPython INQUISITION ]] !?!?'''
** And, um, King Radical is Dracula's alter ego, and the events of Monster Mart were engineered to get the Doc close to someone more controllable than Gordito (of course Drac can counteract that transformation), should Dracula ever need a lever on [=McNinja=] again - clearly, the Badass Kid is too dangerous to make a good hostage.

[[WMG:Haruhi is behind everything]]
...
[[OuranHighSchoolHostClub and its not the one you're thinking of.]]

[[WMG:The guy from "AskANinja" secretly wrote "Dr. [=McNinja=]"]]
Or the good Doctor fact checks the ask a Ninja scripts.
* Alternately, "Ask A Ninja" is what Dr. [=McNinja=] does for fun.

[[WMG: King Radical is, in fact The King.]]
He got "Scuttletruck" to work for him by telling the poor guy that "you ain't nothing but a hound dog, cryin' all the time."

[[WMG: King Radical is actually The King ''from Burger King''.]]
His arch nemesis is Ronald [=McDonald=], and the next story arc will involve the Doc (along with all of Cumberland) getting stuck in the middle.

[[WMG: The Mayor of Cumberland is a retired vampire hunter.]]
He once tangled with Dracula, hence his morbid fear of the undead and wide-reaching connections.
* This is more likely than it seems, since he used to be an astronaut.
** Find somebody who has never read this comic, and have them read those last two lines. Tell me how they act :)
*** Even better: He is a time traveler from a world filled with either zombies or tyrannical (and slightly philosophical) dinosaurs, who traveled to the past to stop a motorcycle riding criminal/monarch from stopping an EVEN BIGGER catastrophe.
[[WMG:Agent Bearclaw is a former ninja.]]
He took off his mask during the '80s so that Rayner wouldn't kill him. Who else but a ninja or former ninja could be so homicidal and badass that the Doctor would prefer to stay out of arms reach? Sure, he could have taken Rayner today, but back then he would have been just a kid.
* Eh. For being such a badass, the Doc's a bit of a coward. Just a tiny bit, but he fears guys he can take in a fight all the time. Death, Dracula, Radical...

[[WMG: The lung on his keychain is a real lung.]]
He used either his doctor powers or his ninja powers to pull it out of the chest of an evil leprechaun. Alternately, it's the lung of a dearly departed friend.

[[WMG:When Hortense says her employer is "anonymous", [[FourChan she means it]].]]
Some Anon(s) realized that [=4chan=] is not their personal army, so they hired one. Stopping the world from not blowing up is the ultimate troll. As is Hortense's methodology: unnecessarily shooting the pilot, and then waiting until the Doctor was through everything and shooting the man he came to save? Hell of a troll. The "birdosaurus" was also hired by Anonymous.
* Oddly enough, it makes a lot of sense and fits the comic.
* Jossed, she was hired by Radical.
** But we don't necessarily know that Radical isn't secretly Anonymous.

[[WMG: {{Hello}}. [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Gordito Delgado.]] YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.]]
I mean come on! He's got the debriefing file: as far as clues and leads go, they don't get much better than that. I would assume that the only reason that he hasn't taken his revenge ''already'' is because PETA kept the assassin's identity out of the file.
* Taken one step further: the tiny spy in the Doc's office was not planted by the government, but by PETA. Soon, one side or the other will make their move...

[[WMG: Carl the weatherman is King Radical.]]
Nobody that diabolical would be content to pull a single KansasCityShuffle, and then settle back down into his quiet lifestyle as a meteorologist.

[[WMG: [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=15&issue=10 Gary]] will become an AscendedExtra.]]
Ninja hair trimming would usually fall under "Ninja Tricks", due to their masks covering their scalps. However, as an MD, Doctor [=McNinja=] might get free haircuts. The Doctor could never say no to free haircuts, and as such, Gary is the only person to have ever seen him without his mask. Hence the speed dial: if the Doctor's identity were ever in jeopardy, Gary would be the only man he could trust.
* It should be noted that Gary's RealLife identity is known: [[spoiler: it's [[http://www.fleen.com Gary Tyrrell]], webcomics journalist, blogger, and beard master.]]
[[WMG: King Radical is Doctor McNinja from the future.]]
This is why he can anticipate the Doc's every move so well, and why he only plays with him rather than trying to kill him - he is trying to force his past self to give up the convoluted Ninja/Doctor ways, and become the most radical man in the radical land.
* We know that time travel is possible, and that King Radical is capable of it.
* Radical knows that Sparklelord will try to crush the will of his past self - it is for just such a crime that Sparklelord was banished.
* Thus, Radical Land is the Earth in the future, once Dr. McNinja's awesomeness has transformed it to its true potential.

[[WMG: The motorcycle actually ''does'' belong to Lisa Frank]]
* What better way to combat the ''Xtreme Hardcore'' nature of King Radical than with rainbows and unicorns?
* Surreally confirmed... partially, at least.

[[WMG: Doctor McNinja has a white mask under his black mask.]]
It's there so that if he ever needs to unmask himself, he can become his complete opposite?he will don a black labcoat, working at a general hospital and constantly working with the police. Naturally, underneath that white mask is another black mask, so that after he is no longer in danger he can return as the true Dr. McNinja.
* [[{{Futurama}} It was cold. He dressed in layers.]]

[[WMG: Both the motorcycle and King Radical are [[TheFairFolk fairies.]]]]
C'mon. King Radical is capricious and vain, apparently immortal, from a plane of existence that is clearly not this universe... you get the idea. Similarly, the motorcycle, whose true form is a ''unicorn'', appears to drive whoever rides it to madness. This smacks of typical fairy meddling. It is therefore my learned conclusion that the Radical Land is, in fact, Fairyland, and that the arc will end with the Doctor refusing to believe in the motorcycle and King Radical, and the two fairies fading away, Charles and Marianne-style.

[[WMG: King Radical is a PhysicalGod and the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The RuleOfCool]]Just look at him. The "Radical Land" is more or less the "Plane Of Cool" with Radical as its ruler. Therefore, King Radical is capable of some seriously [[BeyondTheImpossible insane stunts]].

[[WMG:The Doctor will need to provide medical attention to a [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=19&issue=8 space monster]] at some point in the future.]]

[[WMG: The McNinja family are immigrants from Radical Land.]]
They all have a natural level of genetic radicalness.

[[WMG: King Radical is a cunning villain, and Sparkelord really is one of his previous victims, albeit a somewhat conniving and vengeful one.]] You're right! You're freaking spot on!! The latest page!!! King Radical says so himself! (unless of course he's just messing with Dr.Mcninja)

[[WMG: Sparklelord is [[DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Bad Horse]]. ]]

[[WMG: Doc kills both [[OmnicidalNeutral Sparklelord and Radical]].]]

[[WMG: The Mayor of Cumberland is from the Radical Land.]]
There's an astronaut wielding a bo staff in one of Radical's flashbacks about the Radical Land, who came to our world sometime after Radical. Sparklelord's evil army must have included undead of some kind, which would explain his fear and hatred of zombies.

[[WMG: Doc's college vigilante club teammate Mary/Christina will be important later on]]
Doc says "When Mary's house came under attack, a tornado picked it up and flung it somewhere. I haven't heard from her since, but I'm sure she's okay." TemptingFate or not, that sounds like a hook to bring her back into the story at some point.

[[WMG: The person from the future in a space suit...]]
Is either Dr. McNinja or his clone, coming back in time from the present to stop the clones from being recombined.
* Actually, it's [[spoiler:Chuck Goodrich, Chrononaut attempting to prevent the Ninja ZombieApocalypse.]]

[[WMG: Both King Radical and Sparklelord were telling the truth.]]
Sparklelord truly was an EvilOverlord, and Radical defeated him just so he could build something for orphans.

[[WMG: All of the above are true.]]
Chris probably reads this page for ideas.

[[WMG: Doc's snarky inner voice ("you're not a dark and troubled soul, you're a doctor who wants to be Batman") is actually a remnant of the mind of one of his clones.]]
Probably one of the two [=McNinjas=] who was making fun of his pre-mission speech.

[[WMG: All of the rumors about Chuck Goodrick shown on [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/8p20 this page]] are true.]]
Since it's been revealed that Chuck [[spoiler: is actually from the future, making at least the first rumor seem true.]]

[[WMG: Gordito is an alternate universe Gunslinger]]
Maybe not since he is shown to be blatantly copying TheDarkTower books. Then again, infinite universes. But come on, dual wielded revolvers.
* Which have been common in Westerns since Westerns were called "Hey guess what happened outside my house yesterday."

[[WMG: Mongo is now under the control of Ronald [=McDonald=].]]
The alt text of D.A.R.E. To Resist Ninja Drugs And Ninja Violence (Part 2) states that the "treats" which keep Mongo reigned in are Happy Meal toys. This would give Ronald the ability to control Mongo just as well as the midget did.

[[WMG: Vlad (the man who flew the helicopter for Rayner) will show back up in the service of Radical.]]
King Radical favors powerful servants with a connection to Dr McNinja (Hortense and Martin), and Vlad appears to fit the bill. Plus, Radical needs new blood to rebuild his organization after Sparklelord's attack, and Vlad is one of the very few named villains McNinja has faced whose final fates remain unknown (the others being Dracula and Radical).

[[WMG: The Ninja Zombie Apocalypse is still going to happen.]]
Raise your hand if you think the McNinja-clone that didn't show up until the experiment was ruined is somehow infected with a dormant form of the zombie "virus" that will cause him to rise up as a zombie the day he dies.
* Wouldn't matter; Doc made a vaccine for it.

[[WMG: Franz Rayner in the Army of One arc is being used by King Radical]]

[[WMG: Franz Rayner is going to invoke the inverse ninja law]]
This is why he made so many clones of Dr. Mcninja that aren't interested in killing their non-cloned self.
* Considering how easily he is tearing through them, I would say confirmed.
** Totally Confirmed.

[[WMG: Franz will lose this fight but survive.]]
And he, along with King Radical, Dracula, Hortense and Robster will do a VillainTeamUp at some point in the future.
* [[spoiler:He survives, thanks to Mongo and Dr. Knickerbockers.]]

[[WMG: The Doctor will defeat Franz by....]]
Cloning him. Once the Inverse Ninja Law applies to Franz, Doc will be able to match him one-on-one and defeat Frans again.
* [[spoiler: Jossed. It seems that he will defeat Franz by teaming up with him against the other McNinjas, thereby applying the Inverse Ninja Law to him that way.]]

[[WMG: The Doctor will defeat Franz by]]
killing the clones, thereby negating the effects of the Inverse Ninja Law. Considering the last panel of the last strip as of this edit is him saying "I'm... going to feel terrible about this for the rest of my life," I'd say there's at least a chance...
* [[spoiler:Confirmed, to a point. He becomes BashBrothers with Franz in order apply the effects to himself.]]

[[WMG: The future zombies are still Doc's clones]]
Chuck thought he had found the source when he found Doc being uncloned. Franz has tried cloning Doc for revenge. Someone will clone Doc in the future and zombie apocalypse will happen.

[[WMG: Eventually a Chuck Goodrich will come to stop the future from being overrun by Chuck Goodiches.]]
Logically, if versions of him from different timelines keep coming, eventually the planet will be filled with more of him then there are of anyone else, thereby using up all of the world's resources and causing the apocalypse. Of course, yet another one will come from the future to try and stop this.

[[WMG: DrMcninja is going to end soon]]
The Doc has 4 things to do on his list before he dies. 1, Jump of a tall building and improvise way into safe landing. 2, Go to Mars and find the cure for cancer. 3, Find true love aaaaaawww. 4, Punch out a dinosaur. He has done numbers 1 and 4. He has had the possibility of number two confirmed to him by Dracula AND he personally knows one, now several, astronauts (or still just one?). SO number two looks to be done soon. Number three has also been hinted at with the introduction of Hortense. Who, if not Mcninja's love interest, at least serves to cue the reader in on Mcninja's personal life. At the rate Mcninja is going through his goals he's gonna run out, and so have nothing left except to die. Although there is his current obsession over King Radical, so the comic is unlikely to end without suitable closure there as well.

[[WMG:[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/1p21 This boy]] will become a BigBad in his effort to get revenge on [=McNinja=].]]
Presumably, he will go 10 to 15ish years into the past to arrive into the comic now.
[[WMG: King Radical is behind the apocalypses that Chuck Goodrich keeps traveling back in time to stop.
* Each time a Chuck has gone back in time, he has been forced to explain the future he is trying to stop to the same person.
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