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[[WMG: The whole fanfiction was a social experiment.]]
The author tried to create a believable persona, and put her onto the internet to see if people would think she was a real person. They created an intentionally terrible fanfiction meant to further the idea of xx.darkroses.xx being a real person. Why Warriors specifically? Because the real author is one of the Erins, trying to test who the Warriors fanbase mostly consisted of, as to improve the writing of the books.

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* Alternatively she's the thing the Demon of Razgriz is trying to destroy.

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* Alternatively she's the thing the Demon of Razgriz is trying to destroy.destroy.

[[WMG: Starkit is in {{VideoGame/Omori}}'s Headspace.]]
Think about it. It would explain why the rules of the world change depending on the writer's current mindset, the {{Amazing Technicolor Population}}, the insanely out of character cats, and the overly hammy dialogue.

This theory is that xx.darkroses.xx is not a real person, and is instead a character created by the real author. She was extremely bad at typing, and was obsessed with Warrior Cats. One day, she envisioned herself and her friends as cats within the story. She decided to write a fanfiction online. While she was writing it, something traumatic happened (likely some kind of religious crisis), and she was absorbed into Headspace and decided to write her experiences into the story. This likely happened around the time that the story took a very religious turn.

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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true. Darkie being such an extremist Christian could've even be a choice made by the troll/author to be ironic due to Tara having been a satanist.

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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true. Darkie being such an extremist Christian could've even be been a choice made by the troll/author troll to be ironic due to Tara having been a satanist.
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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true. Darkie being such an extremist Christian could've even be a choice made by the troll/author to be ironic due to Tara (their previous character) having been a satanist.

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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true. Darkie being such an extremist Christian could've even be a choice made by the troll/author to be ironic due to Tara (their previous character) having been a satanist.
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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true. Darkie being such an extremist Christian could've even be a choice made by the troll/author to be ironic due to all the "stanist" elements in her previous story.

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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true. Darkie being such an extremist Christian could've even be a choice made by the troll/author to be ironic due to all the "stanist" elements in her Tara (their previous story.character) having been a satanist.
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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true.

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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true.
true. Darkie being such an extremist Christian could've even be a choice made by the troll/author to be ironic due to all the "stanist" elements in her previous story.
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** In all seriousness, this could very well be true.
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[=StarClan=], the only group to be fully immune, is humoring her and guiding her along, because there is a major crisis coming up that can only be solved by her [[TheOphelia complete]] [[BunnyEarsLawyer and]] [[CrazyAwesome utter]] [[PerfectlyCromulentWord crazypantsiosity]].

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[=StarClan=], the only group to be fully immune, is humoring her and guiding her along, because there is a major crisis coming up that can only be solved by her [[TheOphelia complete]] [[BunnyEarsLawyer and]] [[CrazyAwesome [[CrazyIsCool utter]] [[PerfectlyCromulentWord crazypantsiosity]].
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[[CaptainObvious [=TiggerStraw=] was trying to force-feed the yew to [=FuhrStar=].]] However, he didn't notice that a newt had perched on the branch because...well... He's not really the smartest villain in this. The yew branch was very big, and the newt added to the size. Therefore, it wouldn't work because it wouldn't fit in [=FirStar's=] mouth.

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[[CaptainObvious [=TiggerStraw=] was trying to force-feed the yew to [=FuhrStar=].]] [=FuhrStar=]. However, he didn't notice that a newt had perched on the branch because...well... He's not really the smartest villain in this. The yew branch was very big, and the newt added to the size. Therefore, it wouldn't work because it wouldn't fit in [=FirStar's=] mouth.
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Remember when [=HolyLeaf=] (disguised as a Mongoso) fled into the woods after being rared at? And in the next chapter, when poor, poor [[TheWoobie Fugglykit]] runs off into the woods after learning of his [[FaceHeelTurn Mother joining [=SatinClan=]]]? Fugglykit meets up with our favorite shapeshitter, and they train together in an awfully short TrainingFromHell {{Montage}}. When the battle begins, [=HolyLeaf=] is injured in an [[SarcasmMode epic]] [[CurbStompBattle curb stomp battle]]. In an attempt at some kind of [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming moment]] or [[TearJerker tear jerker]] (but will [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption inevitably]] [[{{Narm}} fail]]) [=HolyLeaf=] will have a TakeUpMySword moment.

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Remember when [=HolyLeaf=] (disguised as a Mongoso) fled into the woods after being rared at? And in the next chapter, when poor, poor [[TheWoobie Fugglykit]] runs off into the woods after learning of his [[FaceHeelTurn Mother joining [=SatinClan=]]]? Fugglykit meets up with our favorite shapeshitter, and they train together in an awfully short TrainingFromHell {{Montage}}. When the battle begins, [=HolyLeaf=] is injured in an [[SarcasmMode epic]] [[CurbStompBattle curb stomp battle]]. In an attempt at some kind of [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming moment]] SugarWiki/{{heartwarming moment|s}} or [[TearJerker tear jerker]] (but will [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption inevitably]] [[{{Narm}} fail]]) [=HolyLeaf=] will have a TakeUpMySword moment.
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Jayfeather keeps his powers, but is just as insane as Starkit and possibly Hollyleaf.

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Jayfeather keeps his powers, but is just as insane as Starkit and possibly Hollyleaf.Hollyleaf.
*Alternatively she's the thing the Demon of Razgriz is trying to destroy.
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** This theory is MadeOfWin

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** This theory is MadeOfWin
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[[WMG: Starkit is an alternate universe form of Dovewing.]]
For one, on the cover of The Fourth Apprentice, Dovepaw has rainbow eyes. Starkit replaces Dovewing, as she is a cat in a prophecy.
Lionblaze's powers might have been given to Hollyleaf, and Dovewing's place in the prophecy to Starkit, in a much more chaotic form. Not sharing the same powers though.
Jayfeather keeps his powers, but is just as insane as Starkit and possibly Hollyleaf.
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[[WMG: Starkit's Prophecy was created during the Great Spellchecker War of 1980-2015 to kill troublemaking autocorrectors]]
It's a theory. It certainly happened to mine when I was reviewing it.
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[[WMG: xdark.rosesx's horrible spelling is the result of brain damage.]]
All the spelling errors go way beyond "meant to type in one word and typed in another" or "spelling a word phonetically without regard to how its actually spelled." Sometime in the past, the author suffered some sort of trauma to the brain. As a result she is chronically incapable of recalling certain words' correct spelling and does not recognize when she makes an error.
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[[WMG: Starkis Prophecy is actually written by one or more of the Erin Hunters, as a parody of terrible WarriorCats fanfiction.]]

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[[WMG: Starkis Prophecy is actually written by one or more of the Erin Hunters, as a parody of terrible WarriorCats Literature/WarriorCats fanfiction.]]
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[[WMG: Starkit's Prophcy is a Troper Work and the writer is... Tropers/FlametailVonKarma]]
(Please note that this is not an attack on a troper. This is my honest belief about the author's identity and because, I salute the author of this epic TrollFic.)
Okay, yes I definately believe that the author of Starkit's Prophcy (has to be a troll based on the last chapters) is a Troper. My proof is:
* The Epilogue features [=StarGleam's=] head coming out of a giant circle in the sky, [[SureWhyNot a gag on the main page.]]
* After reading the chapter [=TugerKit=], I thought [=TiggerStraw=] was killed at the end (he just ran off) and wrote on the tropes page that [=TugerKit=] was a DragonAscendant. He does become one in the end and I think this was another SureWhyNot.
So, why Flametail? I have a few reasons why.
* Flametail writes on her Tropes page that it is her dream to have a tropes page on one of her works. {{TrollFic}}s can easily get tropes pages.
* Flametail edits the main page alot. She also posts a lot of reviews on the actual fanfic. They point out that the author is most likely a troll and defend the fic, saying it should stay up. (Not really good evidence, but my evidence to win the case is coming up, [[PheonixWrightAceAttorney Trite]].
* HERE IT IS!!!!!! Flametail wrote that the line [[spoiler: ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!]] is the only time in the fic that the word [[spoiler: Jesus]] is spelled correctly. Since this was in THE FINAL CHAPTER (actual chapter name), it would be impossible to know unless she had:
** Gone through the entire fic for no reason. (Impossible, because of how soon that edit came after the Final Chapter's release.)
** Kept a count before hand. (Really pointless unless she was a super-duper insane fangirl, which she doesn't seem to be.)
** Planned it out beforehand because she wrote the fanfic. (Most likely)
Now, Flametail, faced with my evidence, will you admit to it, or will you try to defend yourself?
* Alright, here I am. I have to say that I'm flattered. I honestly didn't think I was remotely funny enough for people to think I might be xdark.rosesx. But now that I think about it, I can see why you would think so.
** As for the bit about the [=StarGleam=]'s head emerging from a circle in the sky, somebody else actually noticed that bit and suggested someone add it to the TV Tropes page. [[http://forum.warriorswish.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=12719&start=1730#p705166 Here's a link.]]
** The reason I defended it so fiercely is because I was afraid that if the fic got deleted again, xdark.rosesx wouldn't finish it, which would be a real tragedy. Now that it's over, I don't much mind if it's deleted, because I think someone on Warrior's Wish has all the chapters saved. Would be disappointing to lose all the lulzy reviews, though.
** About [=TigerKit=] being a DragonAscendant: ... Well, actually, there's not much I can say to that. That just suggests it's someone who reads TV Tropes, though.
** It'd be no fun to have my work on TV Tropes unless I was recognized as being me. If I wrote a TrollFic and it got a page, I think I'd eventually come out with it, because I'd want that recognition.
** I knew about it being the only time "Jesus" was spelled correctly because I've read the whole of the fic, like, three times through, and I eventually noticed that, despite being a religious nutcase, xdark.rosesx ''couldn't even spell the word "Jesus."'' Once I noticed, I actually did start keeping track.
* But really, I think what I'd like to say the most is that, well, I introduced Warrior's Wish to this fanfiction. Initially that might seem like a reason to believe it was me, but the problem is that that would just be too obvious. I know that. If I had written it, I would never have done more than linked a couple friends to it, because advertising it would be kind of a stupid move. So, as much as I wish I could take credit for this work of art, I'm afraid I'm not quite that brilliant. I actually ''was'' considering writing a ''WarriorCats'' TrollFic before I found this and decided it was better than anything I could do, though... If writing one is as much fun as reading one, maybe I still should.

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[[redirect:WMG/{{Ptitleh1qfbg3l}}]][[WMG: xdark.rosesx is [[FanFic/MyImmortal Tara]] in disguise.]]
'Darkie' doesn't give her name, and both Tara and Darkie are obvious trolls writing [[TrollFic Troll Fics]] just for the lulz. We hope.

[[WMG: xdark.rosesx is not a troll. She is an excellent speller who is typing inhumanly fast and her keyboard lacks a Backspace key.]]
You see, these scientists have hired a girl to type while being controlled by a machine that makes her fingers type however many words they need in a split second. This girl, however, found the machine uncomfortable and her fingers hit all the wrong keys with no way of correcting them. This was not meant to be a Warriors story, it was meant to be an essay about this new invention, which is why character's names keep showing up and it actually sounds like it was supposed to be a bad fanfiction-she kept hitting the wrong keys. The scientists happened to have heard of the books, and one of them decided it would be funny to post this online. So the scientists are the ones trolling.

[[WMG: Hollyleaf is not actually acting OOC (as compared to Warriors canon).]]
Instead, Hollyleaf is the one character, canon or otherwise, who is not affected by [=StraGlem=]'s MarySue-ness. Obsessed with the warrior code as Hollyleaf is, she's outraged by the abomination against the code that is Satrglame - a cat who is not only the [=halfClan=] kit of a medicine cat (who is himself the [=halfClan=] kit of a medicine cat, and ''should know better'') but also: has two cats from other Clans, one a leader, falling at her feet; kills needlessly without a second thought; becomes the leader without having trained an apprentice or even having been deputy, ever; and makes a cat who's also never had an apprentice her deputy. Confronted with the walking code violation, Hollyleaf has lost sight of her original purpose and is willing to do literally ''anything'' to destroy [=GleamStare=], even an EnemyMine with the Dark Forest (who are the only other cats resistant to [=SarGkaem=]'s influence). This is even in character at least mostly for her: a KnightTemplar willing to go to any length to "protect" the warrior code from its defilers.

[[WMG: Starkis Prophecy is actually written by one or more of the Erin Hunters, as a parody of terrible WarriorCats fanfiction.]]

[[WMG: Alternatively, Starkits Prophcy is the result of a study involving a million monkeys and a million typewriters.]]
So far, the monkeys have not come up with anything readable, let alone Shakespeare's works. However, the researchers studying them decided to post the monkeys' writings online. The title is the first two words the monkeys typed.

[[WMG: [=HackForst=] raped Starglaem.]]
Think about it. [[UnreliableNarrator StraGlem]] stops at several points to mention that she and Hokfurst didn't have sex before marriage. Unable to come to terms with her twue love (or, more likely, crush) having done this, and being plenty unstable anyway, she mentally RetConned it into Hacffurt becoming her proper mate and actually being in love with her. And, of course, there is repeated mention that they didn't have sex.

Stuff happens, blah blah blah, Starglaem dies and is reincarnated. Still having vague, repressed memories of what happened and therefore not really wanting to ever be involved with a tom again, she eventually abandons her moral code out of loneliness and despair and gets together with her best friend. Everyone (in Starkit-verse, at least) is happy.

Then, after a while passes, she realizes that she is [[HomosexualReproduction preggant by Jazzsong]]. Cat characters openly ask how that's possible, hinting that it isn't just another piece of the Starkit-verse's insanity, or at least not in the totally-unexplained way; Starcaln took the souls of her unborn kittens by Hackfort from her previous life and re-impregnated her, because that was part of the prophecy mentioned below. Therefore, they were really his kits all along, and Starcaln continues to be a dickbowl to fulfill their prophecies.

Which leads me to my next WMG...

[[WMG: Starglaem is completely insane.]]
Speaks for itself, honestly. The events of the story are based off of Starglaem's actual life in Thundercaln, except with a great deal of twists and turns and [[RetCon Ret Cons]] and general insanity, because she's, well, insane. This includes things that are focused on that have no reason for being so, or just plain don't make sense (for example, Tigerstar tried to drop a yew branch on Firestar from a good height, but misses; Starglaem whimsically decides that it didn't work because of the newt perched on it), not to mention some of the unnatural fur/eye colors, such as her own.

Unfortunately for the inhabitants of the Starkit-verse...

[[WMG: Starglaem has a CompellingVoice, or some other form of MindControl.]]
She really ''is'' the leader of [=ThunderClown=] in her 'verse; she really ''is'' a good hunter and fighter who is well-liked by everyone, and [=StarCaln=] ''did'' single her out for a prophecy.

Of course, the whole being-well-liked and such thing is because she is able to twist the minds of those around her to think that she's amazing and fall in love with her willy-nilly (in the case of those she likes) or hate her and try to kill her [[OmnicidalManiac and pretty much everyone else]], seemingly ForTheEvulz (in the case of those she doesn't like).

Then there are those few who are mostly immune to her MindControl and don't particularly like her one way or another, but are still twisted around from their original characters by the remaining effects.

[=StarClan=], the only group to be fully immune, is humoring her and guiding her along, because there is a major crisis coming up that can only be solved by her [[TheOphelia complete]] [[BunnyEarsLawyer and]] [[CrazyAwesome utter]] [[PerfectlyCromulentWord crazypantsiosity]].
** Or StarClan is also under her spell, explaining why they also seem to worship her.
** The cats who ''are'' resistant, like Hollyleaf, are the ones that hate her, because they can see what she's doing to their Clanmates, and they're trying to kill her to free the other cats. But they're not totally immune, her power still makes them act stupid, the only difference is that it doesn't make them also love her.
** Most of the Dark Forest cats are also resistant and want to kill Stargleam because she has taken over the forest instead of them, and all their "apprentices" quit training because they're [[LoveRedeems in love with Stargleam]] or just [[HeelFaithTurn worship her]]. This forced them to do an EnemyMine with the living resistant cats, even ones who hate the Dark Forest, to take down Stargleam.
** Tigerkit and Fluffykit inherited their mom's mind control power. But Tigerkit is much stronger than Stargleam, so much that he could even control ''her'' to do a FaceHeelTurn.

[[WMG: Stargleam is descended from Sol.]]
Assuming the previous WMG to be true, she gets her CompellingVoice powers from him. Her mother Dawnsparkle is probably Sol's daughter.

[[WMG: Alternately, Starglaem is just a straight-up RealityWarper.]]
She's still sort of insane, but instead of the more outlandish [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big-Lipped Alligator Moments]] only taking place in her head, they're ''real,'' and she's the one causing them.

[[WMG: Stargleam is really xdark.rosesx in cat form.]]
[[SelfInsertFic It would certainly explain the Sue-ish-ness]].

[[WMG: There was a point for the newt.]]
[[CaptainObvious [=TiggerStraw=] was trying to force-feed the yew to [=FuhrStar=].]] However, he didn't notice that a newt had perched on the branch because...well... He's not really the smartest villain in this. The yew branch was very big, and the newt added to the size. Therefore, it wouldn't work because it wouldn't fit in [=FirStar's=] mouth.
** This theory is MadeOfWin

[[WMG: Fugglykit will be mentored by [=HolyLeaf=].]]
Remember when [=HolyLeaf=] (disguised as a Mongoso) fled into the woods after being rared at? And in the next chapter, when poor, poor [[TheWoobie Fugglykit]] runs off into the woods after learning of his [[FaceHeelTurn Mother joining [=SatinClan=]]]? Fugglykit meets up with our favorite shapeshitter, and they train together in an awfully short TrainingFromHell {{Montage}}. When the battle begins, [=HolyLeaf=] is injured in an [[SarcasmMode epic]] [[CurbStompBattle curb stomp battle]]. In an attempt at some kind of [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming moment]] or [[TearJerker tear jerker]] (but will [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption inevitably]] [[{{Narm}} fail]]) [=HolyLeaf=] will have a TakeUpMySword moment.

Or, in a [[SarcasmMode stunning]] development, [=HolyLeaf=]could really be alive and instead just try to invoke a PassingTheTorch moment.

But then there is also the chance that [=HolyLeaf=] will die and the destiny of Fugglykit will be left a mystery. I prefer the above two theories, though.

[[WMG: [=HolyLeaf=] is the same sort of being as [[Literature/{{Seekers}} Ujurak]].]]
The only difference is that her ShapeshifterDefaultForm is a cat, not a bear.

[[WMG: Starkit's Prophcy is a Troper Work and the writer is... Tropers/FlametailVonKarma]]
(Please note that this is not an attack on a troper. This is my honest belief about the author's identity and because, I salute the author of this epic TrollFic.)
Okay, yes I definately believe that the author of Starkit's Prophcy (has to be a troll based on the last chapters) is a Troper. My proof is:
* The Epilogue features [=StarGleam's=] head coming out of a giant circle in the sky, [[SureWhyNot a gag on the main page.]]
* After reading the chapter [=TugerKit=], I thought [=TiggerStraw=] was killed at the end (he just ran off) and wrote on the tropes page that [=TugerKit=] was a DragonAscendant. He does become one in the end and I think this was another SureWhyNot.
So, why Flametail? I have a few reasons why.
* Flametail writes on her Tropes page that it is her dream to have a tropes page on one of her works. {{TrollFic}}s can easily get tropes pages.
* Flametail edits the main page alot. She also posts a lot of reviews on the actual fanfic. They point out that the author is most likely a troll and defend the fic, saying it should stay up. (Not really good evidence, but my evidence to win the case is coming up, [[PheonixWrightAceAttorney Trite]].
* HERE IT IS!!!!!! Flametail wrote that the line [[spoiler: ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!]] is the only time in the fic that the word [[spoiler: Jesus]] is spelled correctly. Since this was in THE FINAL CHAPTER (actual chapter name), it would be impossible to know unless she had:
** Gone through the entire fic for no reason. (Impossible, because of how soon that edit came after the Final Chapter's release.)
** Kept a count before hand. (Really pointless unless she was a super-duper insane fangirl, which she doesn't seem to be.)
** Planned it out beforehand because she wrote the fanfic. (Most likely)
Now, Flametail, faced with my evidence, will you admit to it, or will you try to defend yourself?
* Alright, here I am. I have to say that I'm flattered. I honestly didn't think I was remotely funny enough for people to think I might be xdark.rosesx. But now that I think about it, I can see why you would think so.
** As for the bit about the [=StarGleam=]'s head emerging from a circle in the sky, somebody else actually noticed that bit and suggested someone add it to the TV Tropes page. [[http://forum.warriorswish.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=12719&start=1730#p705166 Here's a link.]]
** The reason I defended it so fiercely is because I was afraid that if the fic got deleted again, xdark.rosesx wouldn't finish it, which would be a real tragedy. Now that it's over, I don't much mind if it's deleted, because I think someone on Warrior's Wish has all the chapters saved. Would be disappointing to lose all the lulzy reviews, though.
** About [=TigerKit=] being a DragonAscendant: ... Well, actually, there's not much I can say to that. That just suggests it's someone who reads TV Tropes, though.
** It'd be no fun to have my work on TV Tropes unless I was recognized as being me. If I wrote a TrollFic and it got a page, I think I'd eventually come out with it, because I'd want that recognition.
** I knew about it being the only time "Jesus" was spelled correctly because I've read the whole of the fic, like, three times through, and I eventually noticed that, despite being a religious nutcase, xdark.rosesx ''couldn't even spell the word "Jesus."'' Once I noticed, I actually did start keeping track.
* But really, I think what I'd like to say the most is that, well, I introduced Warrior's Wish to this fanfiction. Initially that might seem like a reason to believe it was me, but the problem is that that would just be too obvious. I know that. If I had written it, I would never have done more than linked a couple friends to it, because advertising it would be kind of a stupid move. So, as much as I wish I could take credit for this work of art, I'm afraid I'm not quite that brilliant. I actually ''was'' considering writing a ''WarriorCats'' TrollFic before I found this and decided it was better than anything I could do, though... If writing one is as much fun as reading one, maybe I still should.
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[[WMG: Stargleam is really DarkxRoses in cat form]]

It explains the Sueishness, at least.

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It explains the Sueishness, at least.
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