History WMG / SouthPark

28th Jul '16 6:19:04 AM Morgenthaler
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In short, the Cult of Cthulhu are a group of DangerouslyGenreSavvy [[MagnificentBastard magnificent]] [[TheChessmaster chessmasters]]. Thankfully, they do have enemies. There are another group of cultists, led by the Elder Gods(likely [[BigGood Kthanid]] and [[CoolOldGuy Nodens]]). They've been doing their best to thwart the Cult of Cthulhu, by bringing forth sanity. The Elder Gods have [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu mated with humans]] in order to produce people to fight Cthulhu. These include H.P Lovecraft(hence why he knows about such entities), Bradle Biggy([[spoiler:as he did stop Cthulhu]]) and Eric Cartman(he [[spoiler:seems to remember Kenny dying]])

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In short, the Cult of Cthulhu are a group of DangerouslyGenreSavvy [[MagnificentBastard magnificent]] [[TheChessmaster chessmasters]]. Thankfully, they do have enemies. There are another group of cultists, led by the Elder Gods(likely [[BigGood Kthanid]] and [[CoolOldGuy Nodens]]). They've been doing their best to thwart the Cult of Cthulhu, by bringing forth sanity. The Elder Gods have [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu mated with humans]] in order to produce people to fight Cthulhu. These include H.P Lovecraft(hence why he knows about such entities), Bradle Biggy([[spoiler:as he did stop Cthulhu]]) and Eric Cartman(he [[spoiler:seems to remember Kenny dying]])
13th Jul '16 3:55:16 PM BNSF1995
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In "Cripple Fight" he tried to kill Jimmy by dressing him up as Kenny, hoping whatever force kept killing Kenny would be tricked into killing Jimmy. Timmy's mental handicap makes him immune to whatever force is wiping everyone's memories.

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In "Cripple Fight" he tried to kill Jimmy by dressing him up as Kenny, hoping whatever force kept killing Kenny would be tricked into killing Jimmy. Timmy's mental handicap makes him immune to whatever force is wiping everyone's memories.memories.

[[WMG: Chinpokomon Go will be a thing in Season 20.]]

Because why not?
7th Jul '16 11:35:43 PM smalltime
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[[WMG: Timmy is the only one knows of Kenny's immortality.]]

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[[WMG: Timmy is the only one who knows of Kenny's immortality.]]
7th Jul '16 11:34:45 PM smalltime
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However, there will be a twist: Hillary Clinton will be the Douche, and Donald Trump will be some other option that would be truly catastrophic if selected. The boys will be dumbfounded by people's inability to pick the bad option over the Civilization-ending one.

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However, there will be a twist: Hillary Clinton will be the Douche, and Donald Trump will be some other option that would be truly catastrophic if selected. The boys will be dumbfounded by people's inability to pick the bad option over the Civilization-ending one.one.

[[WMG: Timmy is the only one knows of Kenny's immortality.]]

In "Cripple Fight" he tried to kill Jimmy by dressing him up as Kenny, hoping whatever force kept killing Kenny would be tricked into killing Jimmy. Timmy's mental handicap makes him immune to whatever force is wiping everyone's memories.
24th Jun '16 3:24:59 PM backpack
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Oh, and the middle-class residents? They would be enslaved as free labor, and force them to work 24/7 without rest. ALL FOR MONEY. And if the government tries to invervene, the corporations would signal the Russians to invade.

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Oh, and the middle-class residents? They would be enslaved as free labor, and force them to work 24/7 without rest. ALL FOR MONEY. And if the government tries to invervene, the corporations would signal the Russians to invade.invade.

[[WMG: When commenting on the 2016 Election the show will use a CallBack to their previous Douche and Turd episode.]]

However, there will be a twist: Hillary Clinton will be the Douche, and Donald Trump will be some other option that would be truly catastrophic if selected. The boys will be dumbfounded by people's inability to pick the bad option over the Civilization-ending one.
20th Jun '16 11:11:17 PM BNSF1995
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The ads were actually part of a nefarious plot by the corporations to outprice the middle-class residents of America, so they could bulldoze entire suburbs and build giant factories. Why? MONEY. That's all the corporations care about.

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The ads were actually part of a nefarious plot by the corporations to outprice the middle-class residents of America, so they could bulldoze entire suburbs and build giant factories. Why? MONEY. That's all the corporations care about. Also because they wanted to stop outsourcing manufacturing to China so they can bring back the "Made in America" label, but above all else, MONEY.

Oh, and the middle-class residents? They would be enslaved as free labor, and force them to work 24/7 without rest. ALL FOR MONEY. And if the government tries to invervene, the corporations would signal the Russians to invade.
24th May '16 3:43:18 PM BNSF1995
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24th May '16 3:42:17 PM BNSF1995
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The U.S government has a bunch of cloning facilities. Whenever a celebrity dies in some undignified manner(which is pretty common in South Park), their bankers just pay the hundreds of thousands needed for the expense of cloning them. It's not a true means of immortality as the clones will still age and only famous people get to use it it, but it does help the media cover up incidents from [[TakeThat the Momus of domiciles.]] If they can't be revived(ie: they died in RealLife), either the DNA samples have been tampered with, they request it no be used or it's not something they can reconstruct. Kenny is [[WrongContextMagic wholly unique]] in that he's flat-out resurrected with eldritch magic instead of the rich-people cloning club. As for Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, Hussein managed to sneak him out of Hell, while for Jesus [[Literature/{{TheBible}} it's kind of what he's famous for.]]

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The U.S government has a bunch of cloning facilities. Whenever a celebrity dies in some undignified manner(which is pretty common in South Park), their bankers just pay the hundreds of thousands needed for the expense of cloning them. It's not a true means of immortality as the clones will still age and only famous people get to use it it, but it does help the media cover up incidents from [[TakeThat the Momus of domiciles.]] If they can't be revived(ie: they died in RealLife), either the DNA samples have been tampered with, they request it no be used or it's not something they can reconstruct. Kenny is [[WrongContextMagic wholly unique]] in that he's flat-out resurrected with eldritch magic instead of the rich-people cloning club. As for Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, Hussein managed to sneak him out of Hell, while for Jesus [[Literature/{{TheBible}} it's kind of what he's famous for.]]]]

[[WMG: The ads were a tool of the big corporations.]]
The ads were actually part of a nefarious plot by the corporations to outprice the middle-class residents of America, so they could bulldoze entire suburbs and build giant factories. Why? MONEY. That's all the corporations care about.
6th May '16 4:49:31 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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[[WMG:Kenny has the same [[{{Kekkaishi}} "Soul reservoir" resurrection ability as Mudou]].]]

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[[WMG:Kenny has the same [[{{Kekkaishi}} [[Manga/{{Kekkaishi}} "Soul reservoir" resurrection ability as Mudou]].]]
13th Apr '16 6:27:27 PM Megarop
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* In the episode Cartmanland, Cartman gets a fine over Kenny dying in his theme park, to which he says "Kenny dies all the time!" This highly suggests that people remember Kenny's deaths (or at least, Cartman does). And, since he had to pay a fine over Kenny dying, Kenny's deaths do seem to legally count as normal deaths. If someone can be fined over a Kenny death, why can't they get life insurance for it?
***Where would they get money to afford life insurance in the first place, though?




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** Two words: Jew gold. In the episode "Two days before the day after tomorrow", Cartman thinks that all Jews have Jew gold and tries to rob Kyle of his. Kyle does, in fact, have Jew gold. If all Jews in south park don't have Jew Gold, it's at least safe to say that Cartman thiks they do.
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