History WMG / RealLife

19th Mar '17 2:28:52 PM Doug86
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** ..........however, depending on what happens, [[GoneHorriblyWrong it might not last]]. [[GoneHorriblyRight Humans simply]] [[AndManGrewProud grew too complacent thinking all of this would last forever]]. Space Colonization begins and eventually humans switch from using spaceships with cryo, to ships using hyperspace drive to colonize other worlds. Eventually warp travel is found and Psykers are born due to advances in technology and contact with this newly found "warp". However,it is discovered that the universe has a hell..........the powers of the Warp screws up everything and destroys human society. The fact that the humans' macnhines decided to rebel against them doesn't help either, all of this leading to the age of strife where chaos and death reigns surpreme. Eventually, the same godly figure that helped to overthrow the Illuminati in the first place returns, unifies Earth, renames it as "Holy Terra" and creates 20 armies of badass [[SpaceMarine Super Soldiers]], each led by their own divine figure created from this divide figure's DNA, to guide humanity and restore their empire. However, he is [[Literature/HorusHeresy betrayed by his favorite "Son"]], corrupted by the dark powers within the Warp, and 9 of the armies, who destroy his mortal form and forces his body to be incapacitated forever. The result is.....[[Warhammer40000 a disturbingly familiar]]......future of Grim Darkess where there is only war and suffering beyond one's wildest nightmares........and none shall matter instead of the laughter of Mad Gods!!! [[LaughingMad AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]

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** ..........however, depending on what happens, [[GoneHorriblyWrong it might not last]]. [[GoneHorriblyRight Humans simply]] [[AndManGrewProud grew too complacent thinking all of this would last forever]]. Space Colonization begins and eventually humans switch from using spaceships with cryo, to ships using hyperspace drive to colonize other worlds. Eventually warp travel is found and Psykers are born due to advances in technology and contact with this newly found "warp". However,it is discovered that the universe has a hell..........the powers of the Warp screws up everything and destroys human society. The fact that the humans' macnhines decided to rebel against them doesn't help either, all of this leading to the age of strife where chaos and death reigns surpreme. Eventually, the same godly figure that helped to overthrow the Illuminati in the first place returns, unifies Earth, renames it as "Holy Terra" and creates 20 armies of badass [[SpaceMarine Super Soldiers]], each led by their own divine figure created from this divide figure's DNA, to guide humanity and restore their empire. However, he is [[Literature/HorusHeresy betrayed by his favorite "Son"]], corrupted by the dark powers within the Warp, and 9 of the armies, who destroy his mortal form and forces his body to be incapacitated forever. The result is.....[[Warhammer40000 [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 a disturbingly familiar]]......future of Grim Darkess where there is only war and suffering beyond one's wildest nightmares........and none shall matter instead of the laughter of Mad Gods!!! [[LaughingMad AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]
19th Feb '17 5:07:25 PM nombretomado
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And this will be the biggest case of WhiteAndGreyMorality ever. Why? Their real goal was not to take over the world but to, through their actions, kick-start a new Golden Era by "Awakening" humanity. If life was all idealistic and rainbows, we would still be "asleep" and not knowing what the world is really like and our true potential. And how would the Illuminati do that----by using their own [[CodeGeass Zero Requiem]] By creating these wars and social unrest, it creates a perfect environment for protest. In doing so they will focus all the hatred of the masses onto them. They will allow themselves to be, as seen in the original Zero Requiem destroyed, and an era of peace and prosperity will reign, possibly forever, or until humans get too complacent again for another secret society to rise.

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And this will be the biggest case of WhiteAndGreyMorality ever. Why? Their real goal was not to take over the world but to, through their actions, kick-start a new Golden Era by "Awakening" humanity. If life was all idealistic and rainbows, we would still be "asleep" and not knowing what the world is really like and our true potential. And how would the Illuminati do that----by using their own [[CodeGeass [[Franchise/CodeGeass Zero Requiem]] By creating these wars and social unrest, it creates a perfect environment for protest. In doing so they will focus all the hatred of the masses onto them. They will allow themselves to be, as seen in the original Zero Requiem destroyed, and an era of peace and prosperity will reign, possibly forever, or until humans get too complacent again for another secret society to rise.
27th Jan '17 9:19:14 AM EspyPsyche
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** Jossed by the election of Donald Trump as President in 2016.
25th Jan '17 5:13:14 AM ZoeyPosthuman
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[[WMG: Donald Trump's toupee is a puppeteer parasite]]
Yes we're all a bit leery of that thing on his head. That's a side effect of the psionic emanations it uses to control Trump's mind. "Trump's" policies are carefully calculated to destabilize the world and soften us up for the main invasion. No we shouldn't hate Trump, we should pity him. He's just the innocent slave of an evil extradimensional rodent.

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[[WMG: Donald Trump's Drumpf's toupee is a puppeteer parasite]]
Yes we're all a bit leery of that thing on his head. That's a side effect of the psionic emanations it uses to control Trump's Drumpf's mind. "Trump's" "Drumpf's" policies are carefully calculated to destabilize the world and soften us up for the main invasion. No we shouldn't hate Trump, Drumpf, we should pity him. He's just the innocent slave of an evil extradimensional rodent.



[[WMG: Related to Michael Moore works for Bush and Glenn Beck works for Obama theories: Donald Trump secretly works for Barrack Obama and (or) Hillary Clinton. ]] They enlisted the aid of The Donald to thoroughly discredit the Republicans and possibly ruin the political careers of every other Republican candidate (especially Tea Party contenders such as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio) by having Trump spout Neo-Fascist rhetoric and insult nearly every major group (including groups critical to winning the November election such as women and Latinos), figuring (correctly) that Republicans would embrace his brash personality and far-right stances while the majority of Americans would turn away from the GOP in disgust. Clinton's motivations are obviously to win the presidency in the same way LBJ beat Goldwater, by presenting her likely opponent as a dangerous extremist who will endanger the democratic principles America was built on. Obama's motivation is that his policies be continued or perhaps even strengthened (should Clinton move to the left once elected or should Bernie Sanders be elected) and the best way to ensue that is by having the GOP cripple itself in the civil war that has erupted between Pro and Anti Trump factions and then sink itself completely when they try to run a candidate as extreme and divisive as Trump. This might end up being a case of Gone Horribly Right should Trump (or Bernie Sanders if he wasn't part of the plan) actually win the November election

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[[WMG: Related to Michael Moore works for Bush and Glenn Beck works for Obama theories: Donald Trump Drumpf secretly works for Barrack Obama and (or) Hillary Clinton. ]] They enlisted the aid of The Donald to thoroughly discredit the Republicans and possibly ruin the political careers of every other Republican candidate (especially Tea Party contenders such as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio) by having Trump Drumpf spout Neo-Fascist rhetoric and insult nearly every major group (including groups critical to winning the November election such as women and Latinos), figuring (correctly) that Republicans would embrace his brash personality and far-right stances while the majority of Americans would turn away from the GOP in disgust. Clinton's motivations are obviously to win the presidency in the same way LBJ beat Goldwater, by presenting her likely opponent as a dangerous extremist who will endanger the democratic principles America was built on. Obama's motivation is that his policies be continued or perhaps even strengthened (should Clinton move to the left once elected or should Bernie Sanders be elected) and the best way to ensue that is by having the GOP cripple itself in the civil war that has erupted between Pro and Anti Trump Drumpf factions and then sink itself completely when they try to run a candidate as extreme and divisive as Trump. Drumpf. This might end up being a case of Gone Horribly Right should Trump Drumpf (or Bernie Sanders if he wasn't part of the plan) actually win the November election


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[[WMG: This is the BadFuture]]]
I mean it's pretty self-explanatory. We don't live in the timeline where things go well, we live in the timeline that's doomed. One day, we'll be sending time travelers to fix this, but it'll work on multiverse theory still so we'll be stuck.
7th Jan '17 8:04:52 AM SeptimusHeap
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* Well, the obvious thing is, that soul has a [[FreudWasRight penis]].

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* Well, the obvious thing is, that soul has a [[FreudWasRight penis]].penis.



* [[FreudWasRight And your imagination is the figment of your penis' imagination]].

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* [[FreudWasRight And *And your imagination is the figment of your penis' imagination]].imagination.



** ThePowerOfLove in general, also not exactly gone but is not really that powerful either. Before, love didn't just allow you to be passionate or propagate your genes and legacy on various habitats and power Evolution. Once upon a time, not only it is a lot easier to find your soulmate on which you can harness Love's fullest potential whether through Fate or just plain LoveAtFirstSight. Love was to humanity what gravity is to black holes: when there is not enough mass at the start, it's pathetically weak, but too much of it can divide by zero, with [[RealityWarper the laws of physics, the fabric of spacetime, and Reality itself bending and warping in either mundane or completely absurd ways]], far beyond than that of {{Charles Atlas Superpower}}s, FunctionalMagic or even the combined abilities of all the most powerful {{Eldritch Abomination}}s. (for example, stories like [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Pygmalion and Galatea]], which wasn't just a tale of {{Cargo Ship}}ping, but actually happened before in many cases around the world, but that tale is just a subatomic particle compared to what Love can really do) After all, what can explain one of the most mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental of human emotions, than an equally mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental scientific concept? This also explains why FreudWasRight: The Libidinal attraction ''is'' E=MC[[superscript:2]]. \\

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** ThePowerOfLove in general, also not exactly gone but is not really that powerful either. Before, love didn't just allow you to be passionate or propagate your genes and legacy on various habitats and power Evolution. Once upon a time, not only it is a lot easier to find your soulmate on which you can harness Love's fullest potential whether through Fate or just plain LoveAtFirstSight. Love was to humanity what gravity is to black holes: when there is not enough mass at the start, it's pathetically weak, but too much of it can divide by zero, with [[RealityWarper the laws of physics, the fabric of spacetime, and Reality itself bending and warping in either mundane or completely absurd ways]], far beyond than that of {{Charles Atlas Superpower}}s, FunctionalMagic or even the combined abilities of all the most powerful {{Eldritch Abomination}}s. (for example, stories like [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Pygmalion and Galatea]], which wasn't just a tale of {{Cargo Ship}}ping, but actually happened before in many cases around the world, but that tale is just a subatomic particle compared to what Love can really do) After all, what can explain one of the most mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental of human emotions, than an equally mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental scientific concept? This also explains why FreudWasRight: Freud was right: The Libidinal attraction ''is'' E=MC[[superscript:2]]. \\



[[WMG: FreudWasRight.]]

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[[WMG: FreudWasRight.Freud was right.]]
2nd Jan '17 5:30:14 PM nombretomado
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* And now, GLaDOS, [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]], and [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Guilty Spark]] are vying to incite a [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater pastrylogical singularity]] that would turn all creation to cake via LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya. Her own page is simply a method for her to influence the tropers that dare edit it. [[RefugeInAudacity Cthulhu]] caters the luncheons.
* It would also explain why GLaDOS is so completely insane; she's the embodyment of the near-schizophrenically self-contradictory [[EvilOverlordList Evil Overlord List]]!

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* And now, GLaDOS, [=GLaDOS=], [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]], and [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Guilty Spark]] are vying to incite a [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater pastrylogical singularity]] that would turn all creation to cake via LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya. Her own page is simply a method for her to influence the tropers that dare edit it. [[RefugeInAudacity Cthulhu]] caters the luncheons.
* It would also explain why GLaDOS [=GLaDOS=] is so completely insane; she's the embodyment embodiement of the near-schizophrenically self-contradictory [[EvilOverlordList Evil Overlord List]]!
29th Dec '16 10:12:47 AM DustSnitch
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He finally figured out how to make "Swim fast, talk to fish" come across as BadAss.

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He finally figured out how to make "Swim fast, talk to fish" come across as BadAss.badass.



The very existence of these tropes were actually a good thing, since the past was a fucking CrapsackWorld [[WorldOfBadass of badass]] [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} where there is only war]], and if it wasn't for humanity's awesomeness, natural selection would have kicked our puny asses into extinction long ago. (Yes, I'm actually saying that the world back then was also a ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''[=/=]''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' crossover.) They were also the most prioritized Estates the [[EldritchAbomination Excrucians]] needed to destroy, as they needed for them to be gone before we do harness their full potential, pronto. If people just got more {{Badass}} from their attacks then sooner or later we'd all be able to go Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punch them out of the very fabric of spacetime]]. And that is the legend of why modern man is one of the sickliest and most miserable species on the planet today. Sure, some people like [[OldMaster Kung Fu masters]], athletes, geniuses and similar prodigies might inherit, develop and retain the CharlesAtlasSuperpower today(though they're still laughably weak in comparison to [[GloryDays before]]), but back in the old days everybody had the potential for [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower Charles Atlas Superpowers]] and could go [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} WAAAAAGH]] against the variety of [[EldritchAbomination eldritch horrors]] that infested the FantasyKitchenSink that is the ancient world to [[KillItWithFire kill them with]] [[color:darkorange:Fire]].

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The very existence of these tropes were actually a good thing, since the past was a fucking CrapsackWorld [[WorldOfBadass of badass]] [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} where there is only war]], and if it wasn't for humanity's awesomeness, natural selection would have kicked our puny asses into extinction long ago. (Yes, I'm actually saying that the world back then was also a ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''[=/=]''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' crossover.) They were also the most prioritized Estates the [[EldritchAbomination Excrucians]] needed to destroy, as they needed for them to be gone before we do harness their full potential, pronto. If people just got more {{Badass}} badass from their attacks then sooner or later we'd all be able to go Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punch them out of the very fabric of spacetime]]. And that is the legend of why modern man is one of the sickliest and most miserable species on the planet today. Sure, some people like [[OldMaster Kung Fu masters]], athletes, geniuses and similar prodigies might inherit, develop and retain the CharlesAtlasSuperpower today(though they're still laughably weak in comparison to [[GloryDays before]]), but back in the old days everybody had the potential for [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower Charles Atlas Superpowers]] and could go [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} WAAAAAGH]] against the variety of [[EldritchAbomination eldritch horrors]] that infested the FantasyKitchenSink that is the ancient world to [[KillItWithFire kill them with]] [[color:darkorange:Fire]].



** It is worth restating that [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower Charles Atlas Superpowers]] and RuleOfCool were some of the most foundational principles of existence. A lot of the Estates destroyed were just gravy, awesome ways to accomplish the same goals but they were not universe defining. These two, on the other hand, neatly and efficiently solve the age old philosophical problem of evil. Why does evil, suffering, hatred, Hell and BlackAndGrayMorality exist? So you can be motivated enough to take a level in badass and allow evolution to work its magic along the way. Besides, without evil there'd plainly be no asses to kick and no way to show off just how [[RuleOfCool awesome]] you are. They also answer all of the 'meaning of life' type of questions. What's the meaning of life? Become {{Badass}} and be [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome universe-shatteringly awesome]], duh.

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** It is worth restating that [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower Charles Atlas Superpowers]] and RuleOfCool were some of the most foundational principles of existence. A lot of the Estates destroyed were just gravy, awesome ways to accomplish the same goals but they were not universe defining. These two, on the other hand, neatly and efficiently solve the age old philosophical problem of evil. Why does evil, suffering, hatred, Hell and BlackAndGrayMorality exist? So you can be motivated enough to take a level in badass and allow evolution to work its magic along the way. Besides, without evil there'd plainly be no asses to kick and no way to show off just how [[RuleOfCool awesome]] you are. They also answer all of the 'meaning of life' type of questions. What's the meaning of life? Become {{Badass}} badass and be [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome universe-shatteringly awesome]], duh.
15th Nov '16 6:49:07 AM Technetium
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[[WMG: People will never stop talking about 2012 even though it was just another year where the world continued to exist.]]
12th Nov '16 4:15:11 PM nombretomado
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[[WMG: JohnnyDepp is God.]]

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[[WMG: JohnnyDepp Creator/JohnnyDepp is God.]]
6th Oct '16 6:43:21 PM PumpkinMuffin
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* The wedding ring is a symbol of eternal love/commitment because a circle has no end. Also, a single specific ring to symbolize marriage in western society wasn't even a thing until the 16th century at least. Before then it was just "I'm going to marry you and give you a token if I have the money and it might be a ring but it might also be any other kind of jewelry." And only women wore wedding rings until the 20th century, so there's nothing traditional about both people wearing them.
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