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30th Apr '18 6:28:26 PM Malady
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We barely know anything about deep underwater, and it wasn't until the 20th century we knew they could support life at all. Deep underwater already is home to the siphonophore, which is pretty damn Lovecraftian. Perhaps something similar to [[CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]] actually exists, but we just haven't discovered it in the 99% of the ocean we haven't scanned. Evolution has created pretty freaky things in the sea(siphonophores, tube worms, giant squids), so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for a minor EldritchAbomination to have been birthed there.

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We barely know anything about deep underwater, and it wasn't until the 20th century we knew they could support life at all. Deep underwater already is home to the siphonophore, which is pretty damn Lovecraftian. Perhaps something similar to [[CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]] Franchise/{{Cthulhu|Mythos}} actually exists, but we just haven't discovered it in the 99% of the ocean we haven't scanned. Evolution has created pretty freaky things in the sea(siphonophores, tube worms, giant squids), so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for a minor EldritchAbomination to have been birthed there.
12th Apr '18 4:12:59 PM bwburke94
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[[WMG: Donald Drumpf's toupee is a puppeteer parasite]]
Yes we're all a bit leery of that thing on his head. That's a side effect of the psionic emanations it uses to control Drumpf's mind. "Drumpf's" policies are carefully calculated to destabilize the world and soften us up for the main invasion. No we shouldn't hate Drumpf, we should pity him. He's just the innocent slave of an evil extradimensional rodent.

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[[WMG: Donald Drumpf's Trump's toupee is a puppeteer parasite]]
Yes we're all a bit leery of that thing on his head. That's a side effect of the psionic emanations it uses to control Drumpf's Trump's mind. "Drumpf's" "Trump's" policies are carefully calculated to destabilize the world and soften us up for the main invasion. No we shouldn't hate Drumpf, Trump, we should pity him. He's just the innocent slave of an evil extradimensional rodent.



[[WMG: Related to Michael Moore works for Bush and Glenn Beck works for Obama theories: Donald Drumpf secretly works for Barrack Obama and (or) Hillary Clinton. ]] They enlisted the aid of The Donald to thoroughly discredit the Republicans and possibly ruin the political careers of every other Republican candidate (especially Tea Party contenders such as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio) by having Drumpf spout Neo-Fascist rhetoric and insult nearly every major group (including groups critical to winning the November election such as women and Latinos), figuring (correctly) that Republicans would embrace his brash personality and far-right stances while the majority of Americans would turn away from the GOP in disgust. Clinton's motivations are obviously to win the presidency in the same way LBJ beat Goldwater, by presenting her likely opponent as a dangerous extremist who will endanger the democratic principles America was built on. Obama's motivation is that his policies be continued or perhaps even strengthened (should Clinton move to the left once elected or should Bernie Sanders be elected) and the best way to ensue that is by having the GOP cripple itself in the civil war that has erupted between Pro and Anti Drumpf factions and then sink itself completely when they try to run a candidate as extreme and divisive as Drumpf. This might end up being a case of Gone Horribly Right should Drumpf (or Bernie Sanders if he wasn't part of the plan) actually win the November election

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[[WMG: Related to Michael Moore works for Bush and Glenn Beck works for Obama theories: Donald Drumpf Trump secretly works for Barrack Barack Obama and (or) and/or Hillary Clinton. ]] Clinton.]]
They enlisted the aid of The Donald to thoroughly discredit the Republicans and possibly ruin the political careers of every other Republican candidate (especially Tea Party contenders such as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio) by having Drumpf Trump spout Neo-Fascist rhetoric and insult nearly every major group (including groups critical to winning the November election such as women and Latinos), figuring (correctly) that Republicans would embrace his brash personality and far-right stances while the majority of Americans would turn away from the GOP in disgust. Clinton's motivations are obviously to win the presidency in the same way LBJ beat Goldwater, by presenting her likely opponent as a dangerous extremist who will endanger the democratic principles America was built on. Obama's motivation is that his policies be continued or perhaps even strengthened (should Clinton move to the left once elected or should Bernie Sanders be elected) and the best way to ensue that is by having the GOP cripple itself in the civil war that has erupted between Pro and Anti Drumpf Anti-Trump factions and then sink itself completely when they try to run a candidate as extreme and divisive as Drumpf. Trump. This might end up being a case of Gone Horribly Right should Drumpf Trump (or Bernie Sanders if he wasn't part of the plan) actually win the November election election.
* And now it ''is'' GoneHorriblyRight.




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** open your eyes
** look up to the skies and see
19th Mar '18 5:22:24 PM nombretomado
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** That explains the very existence of [[ThreeHundred the Spartans]]......

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** That explains the very existence of [[ThreeHundred [[Film/ThreeHundred the Spartans]]......
18th Mar '18 6:05:03 PM nombretomado
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[[WMG: [[UsefulNotes/WorldWar1 Gavrilo Princip, Count von Schlieffen]], UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, UsefulNotes/JosefStalin and UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden are [[TheNthDoctor regenerations]] of an [[OmnicidalManiac omnicidal]] TimeLord.]]

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[[WMG: [[UsefulNotes/WorldWar1 Gavrilo Princip, Count von Schlieffen]], UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, UsefulNotes/JosefStalin and UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden are [[TheNthDoctor regenerations]] of an [[OmnicidalManiac omnicidal]] TimeLord.JustForFun/TimeLord.]]



[[WMG: Anon is a TimeLord.]]

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[[WMG: Anon is a TimeLord.JustForFun/TimeLord.]]



[[WMG: '''Actually, everyone is a TimeLord.''']]

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[[WMG: '''Actually, everyone is a TimeLord.JustForFun/TimeLord.''']]
7th Mar '18 12:56:33 PM nombretomado
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[[WMG: Thanks to ToddlersAndTiaras The US government will consider putting an age limit on pageants]]

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[[WMG: Thanks to ToddlersAndTiaras The ''Series/ToddlersAndTiaras'', the US government will consider putting an age limit on pageants]]
25th Feb '18 3:13:40 PM nombretomado
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* Alternatively, SarahPalin is the real person and Ann Coulter is the disguise.

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* Alternatively, SarahPalin UsefulNotes/SarahPalin is the real person and Ann Coulter is the disguise.



[[WMG: SarahPalin will become President Elect of the United States on December 21, 2012]]

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[[WMG: SarahPalin UsefulNotes/SarahPalin will become President Elect of the United States on December 21, 2012]]
17th Feb '18 1:34:08 AM nombretomado
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The CIA secretly ordered HAARP to cause a large-magnitude earthquake in Japan, in order to damage the Japanese infrastructure, particularly Sony's PlaystationNetwork servers, because they knew Al-Qaeda was secretly using PSN to coordinate their terrorist activities while masquerading as regular ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare2'' players. So, when the Sony servers in Japan were crippled, CIA hackers started their simultaneous attack and eventually broke in, stealing all contact and credit card information (which Sony, of course, denies) to cover up their real intentions. The PSN was shut down but too late, as the CIA already knew where ben Laden is hiding, so all their had to do was send in the marines...

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The CIA secretly ordered HAARP to cause a large-magnitude earthquake in Japan, in order to damage the Japanese infrastructure, particularly Sony's PlaystationNetwork UsefulNotes/PlaystationNetwork servers, because they knew Al-Qaeda was secretly using PSN to coordinate their terrorist activities while masquerading as regular ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare2'' players. So, when the Sony servers in Japan were crippled, CIA hackers started their simultaneous attack and eventually broke in, stealing all contact and credit card information (which Sony, of course, denies) to cover up their real intentions. The PSN was shut down but too late, as the CIA already knew where ben Laden is hiding, so all their had to do was send in the marines...
17th Nov '17 4:53:45 PM pingastroper
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And WebVideo/Jacksfilms is in on it.

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And WebVideo/Jacksfilms Jacksfilms is in on it.
17th Nov '17 4:52:42 PM pingastroper
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And [[WebVideo/Jacksfilms]] is in on it.

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And [[WebVideo/Jacksfilms]] WebVideo/Jacksfilms is in on it.
17th Nov '17 4:51:02 PM pingastroper
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[[WMG: The Emoji Movie is just an elaborate prank...]]
And [[WebVideo/Jacksfilms]] is in on it.
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