History WMG / RealLIfe

Is waking up proof that you are not dreaming? Experienced waking up infinite times only in a Dream. What about dying? Feeling pain? It also happens in dreams. Does the bizarreness of dreaming make the fact that we are dreaming strange? Consider that there are experiences so realistic that we trust we are awake, although we are dreaming. What if this dream is not isolated to your personal mind hallucinating everything, but a dream of collective humanity, what if we are dream characters of a Universal Mind on Eldritch Abomination? Does it scare you? Then it is a nightmare, and consider also that the universe is very similar to a brain! Does it sound schizophrenic that we literally live in the mind of a {{cosmic brain jelly?https://www.universetoday.com/148966/one-of-these-pictures-is-the-brain-the-other-is-the-universe-can-you-tell-which-is-which/.}}

Is waking up proof that you are not dreaming? Experienced waking up infinite times only in a Dream. What about dying? Feeling pain? It also happens in dreams. Does the bizarreness of dreaming make the fact that we are dreaming strange? Consider that there are experiences so realistic that we trust we are awake, although we are dreaming. What if this dream is not isolated to your personal mind hallucinating everything, but a dream of collective humanity, what if we are dream characters of a Universal Mind on Eldritch Abomination? Does it scare you? Then it is a nightmare, and consider also that the universe is very similar to a brain! Does it sound schizophrenic that we literally live in the mind of a cosmic brain jelly?https://www.universetoday.com/148966/one-of-these-pictures-is-the-brain-the-other-is-the-universe-can-you-tell-which-is-which/.

Is waking up proof that you are not dreaming? Experienced waking up infinite times only in a Dream. What about dying? Feeling pain? It also happens in dreams. Does the bizarreness of dreaming make the fact that we are dreaming strange? Consider that there are experiences so realistic that we trust we are awake, although we are dreaming. What if this dream is not isolated to your personal mind hallucinating everything, but a dream of collective humanity, what if we are dream characters of a Universal Eldritch Abomination? Does it scare you? Then it is a nightmare, and consider also that the universe is very similar to a brain! Does it sound schizophrenic that we literally live in the mind of a cosmic brain jelly?https://www.universetoday.com/148966/one-of-these-pictures-is-the-brain-the-other-is-the-universe-can-you-tell-which-is-which/.

Is waking up proof that you are not dreaming? Try waking up infinite times only in a Dream. What about dying? Feeling pain? It also happens in dreams. Does the bizarreness of dreaming make the fact that we are dreaming strange? Consider that there are experiences so realistic that we trust we are awake, although we are dreaming. What if this dream is not isolated to your personal mind hallucinating everything, but a dream of collective humanity, what if we are dream characters of a Universal Eldritch Abomination? Does it scare you? Then it is a nightmare, and consider also that the universe is very similar to a brain! Does it sound schizophrenic that we literally live in the mind of a cosmic brain jelly?https://www.universetoday.com/148966/one-of-these-pictures-is-the-brain-the-other-is-the-universe-can-you-tell-which-is-which/.

[[WMG: We are always dreaming]].

[[WMG: You're never Awake. Just Alterning between Dream States.]]
You think you're awake now? No. You are the dream of your dream self. You exist in 2 realities. The one your in now and YOUR dreams. Right now, you are in a dream of your dream self. Your dream self is who you are when you dream. So when you're asleep, he/she is awake, but when you are awake, he/she is dreaming, and you are their dream.

So said evil force was a race of AbusivePrecursors that fought with the BenevolentPrecursors that [[AncientAstronauts created mankind]] and [[TheCorruption influenced humans negatively]], and was [[SealedEvilInACan sealed in deep space]]. However, after the Cold War it broke free and wanted to finish it's goal to TakeOverTheWorld. To do that it wanted to start WW3 by pitting the USA against the BRIC countries(China, India, Russia, Brazil). How to do this? Manipulate Islam to form terror cells like Al-Qaeda. As for George Bush, he was manipulated to start the War after 9/11 and when Bush's term was done, said entity influenced Obama and [=McCain=] to work for it so it would "win" either way. Now, in 2012 it is trying again with Romney so it would win either way again. The only politician who wasn't influenced by the "Dark Force" was UsefulNotes/RonPaul, because the Dark Force felt that he could not win with Ron Paul as a candidate. However that made Paul subject to the influences of the "Good Entity" and is the reason why he hasn't quit yet.

Think about it, all of the conspiracy theories are directed against the West and America and their governments, and Putin and the Chinese government are often portrayed to be anti-Illuminati despite their own controversies. Why would this happen if the Illuminati wants to be hidden, assuming they are real AT ALL. Simple. They are operating from China and Russia while their corrupt puppets in the US are set up to fall by turning the US into a dictatorship, while they create a VillainWithGoodPublicity image for Russia and China. Their goal is then to start WW3 with US firing the first shot and China and the BRICS winning the war in the end, and then turn on the populace and establish a Big Brother-style dictatorship when all is said and done.

The big bang? Enemy stand. [[UsefulNotes/ThePunicWars The sacking of Carthage?]] Enemy stand. [[GodwinsLaw Hitler?]] Enemy stand. The existence of life? [[OverlyLongGag Enemy stand.]] The existence of enemy stand memes? [[LogicBomb Enemy stand.]]

Do I really have to explain this? How many {{idiot plot}}s have we had?

[[WMG: ThoseWackyNazis [[StupidJetpackHitler were trying to do an early version of]] ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist'']]
Wonder why Nazis killed countless lives in "gas ovens" and concentration camps while at the same time dabbling in the [[NaziOccultism dark arts]]? [[spoiler:They were trying to make Philosopher's Stones.]] Of course, Jews, being the chosen people of God, and being associated with the occult, [[spoiler:make the greatest Philosopher's Stones.]] They squandered lots of war resources just to process those Jews into ''something'', that should be FridgeLogic unless Hitler is that batshit insane, or they're making out of those Jews something much more valuable than conventional resources, which will turn the tide of the war for that little piece of land in the middle of Europe.

Of course, because Himmler (the leader of Nazi Occultism and the overseer of the entire process) was TheStarscream to everyone, they failed.
* I'm Ishvalan?!? That's... kind of awesome.
** Interesting... But what about the persecution of other groups, such as the Romani?

[[WMG: The reason women have menstrual periods?]]
It's all just because God thought ill girls were moe.
* Either you or God did a huge mistake. Girls with periods aren't moe and often go tsun-tsun.

[[WMG:Albert Pujols is {{Superman}}]]

There have been a number of fictional stories dealing with encountering RealLife, like RageAgainstTheAuthor and RefugeeFromTVLand. Why haven't we noticed? Whenever an interaction with fiction is complete, RealLife immediately retcons it so that [[RetGone it never happened.]] This is a defense mechanism on part of our universe, making sure tropes like a TimeParadox ''do not'' happen-even if our universe is completely destroyed, it comes back after the story is done. Whenever some is TrappedInTVLand, they instantly become fictional and are retconned [[RetGone out of the real world]]. Take [[Franchise/DCUniverse Earth-Prime]] and [[{{Superman}} Superboy-Prime]]: Superman and co interacted with it, but their interaction vanished when they left. The moment after Earth-Prime was [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths destroyed by the Anti-Monitor]], it returned. Superboy-Prime doesn't seem to exist because he was jettisoned into a fictional universe, and thus his life was retconned from RealLife. Prime's rants on the DC Forums exist because he existed once more by entering RealLife.

Look at anime fans on the Internet. They are obsessed with seasonal waifus and terrible memes [[http://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED496/5babd868f15dc.jpeg about f**king literally everything.]] Why don't we worship such Goddesses as [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei]], [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]], [[Anime/SerialExperimentsLain Lain]] and [[LightNovel/SpiceAndWolf Horo]] anymore? This is why so many bad things happen to us: Internet censorship, kids killing self after playing DDLC...

** Perhaps black and whit are the only constants, one being the absence of color and the other being all of them at once. alternately, opposite colors stand out pretty well on each other. Just like black an white are opposites, orange stands out on blue pretty well too. Opposite colors would theoretically, remain constant.

It's all just because God thought [[IllGirl ill girls]] were moe.

* Both have a reputation for being [[{{Salaryman}} uptight]] and [[BritishStuffiness reserved]] on the surface, and [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} cheerfully loopy]] and [[LoveableSexManiac risque]] [[SugarAndIcePersonality sense of humour underneath]].

** In a more imaginative WMG: TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} is the actual European GrimDark Ages (in other words, the galaxy is once a hell which would make anyone shit in terror, and ''it'' [[UpToEleven has a hell]]. Soldiers were put into TheSpartanWay where one of every hundred aspirants survive, oh and Jesus is the God-Emperor who can totally [[KillItWithFire kill you with fire]] and everybody is a KnightTemplar. With [[ChainsawGood chainswords]].), but the Excrucians reduced the concept of cool from reality to fiction and since then, the dark ages were all peasants and fairytales and friendly hippie Jesus and like that.

The TRUE timeline for our world [[CrapsackWorld was 100x worse than ours]]. While our world can arguably be seen as AWorldHalfFull, the other world gets worse EVERY SINGLE YEAR. In that timeline, Hitler wins UsefulNotes/WorldWarII but doesn't attack the Soviet Union, leading to a 10-year Cold War Arms buildup and then a 3-way WorldWarIII between Germany and Russia that ends with both sides being destroyed. The Great Depression was worse than what happened in the alternate Earth and led to collapse of dollar and, as a result the USA falls under a Communist Revolution and is stuck in a ForeverWar with Japan after Pearl Harbor with no side winning. Canada and the British empire has both collapsed, and the Middle East and Africa is [[UpToEleven EVEN worse in their time than ours]]. Global Warming is also real, but 10x times worse in the true timeline. And all of these is expected to destroy that world in 2012. Everything that happened in our timeline are wholly explored in fiction, with everything in our history being part of a series of popular fiction exploring how humanity could have changed and adapted for the better, unfortunately, given the complete lack of positive experiences in that universe, many of the alterations, while MUCH better than their universe, still contained toned down versions of the same calamities sans WorldWarIII and is [[BittersweetEnding very bittersweet]] or EarnYourHappyEnding at best and [[DownerEnding total downers at worst]]. In our timeline, either nothing is supposed to happen in 2012 or we shift into a new better era for our timeline. Unfortunately for the ones that created our timeline.............

[[WMG: Gustave is, in fact, [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP-682]].]]

And someone else's purple. Same with every other color. So in case of a FreakyFridayFlip, Wiki/TVTropes will look blue-green to you or something instead of white.[[note]] With white, i mean how i see white.[[/note]]

[[WMG: Creator/HPLovecraft is behind Wiki/TVTropes.]]

[[WMG: Wiki/TVTropes [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife will ruin your life]]]]

Apparently watching somebody read Wiki/TVTropes will ruin your life as well.

Two, due to all the aforementioned Estates, [[WarIsGlorious war was glorious]] and we were engaged in it all the time. The epic wars between [[AllMythsAreTrue dozens of different religions]], [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien massive sci-fi civilizations]], various [[PowersThatBe gods]] and [[PhysicalGod contenders to]] [[AGodAmI that title]] were constant and never stopped. We simply did not present a unified front against the [[TabletopGame/{{Nobilis}} Excrucians]], who quietly and stealthily slipped into our reality and dismantled our defenses before we could react - and by the time we realized we had to stand united, all the Domains that could allow for us to fight [[TabletopGame/{{Nobilis}} Excrucians]] on equal terms were gone. In other words, the {{Gotterdammerung}} [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair that happened to us was partially also]] [[AndManGrewProud our own fault]].\\

** ..........however, depending on what happens, [[GoneHorriblyWrong it might not last]]. [[GoneHorriblyRight Humans simply]] [[AndManGrewProud grew too complacent thinking all of this would last forever]]. Space Colonization begins and eventually humans switch from using spaceships with cryo, to ships using hyperspace drive to colonize other worlds. Eventually warp travel is found and Psykers are born due to advances in technology and contact with this newly found "warp". However,it is discovered that the universe has a hell..........the powers of the Warp screws up everything and destroys human society. The fact that the humans' macnhines decided to rebel against them doesn't help either, all of this leading to the age of strife where chaos and death reigns surpreme. Eventually, the same godly figure that helped to overthrow the Illuminati in the first place returns, unifies Earth, renames it as "Holy Terra" and creates 20 armies of badass [[SpaceMarine Super Soldiers]], each led by their own divine figure created from this divide figure's DNA, to guide humanity and restore their empire. However, he is [[Literature/HorusHeresy betrayed by his favorite "Son"]], corrupted by the dark powers within the Warp, and 9 of the armies, who destroy his mortal form and forces his body to be incapacitated forever. The result is.....[[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 a disturbingly familiar]]......future of Grim Darkess where there is only war and suffering beyond one's wildest nightmares........and none shall matter instead of the laughter of Mad Gods!!! [[LaughingMad AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]

** Both have produced great admirals who won strategic naval battles, almost exactly 100 years apart, and born 90 years apart. Admiral Togo considered himself to be a reincarnation of Nelson.

*** Not necessarily. Depends whether or not Japan modernises more than Japan, as in OTL.

* They both [[InsaneTrollLogic lost at least one war with America.]]

[[WMG: King Arthur is a TimeLord]]

* Japan is similar. Yamato Takeru, Emperor Meiji, and Tōgō Heihachirō are also reincarnations.

* Both take [[BritsLoveTea tea very seriously]]. Britons consume vast amounts of tea, the Japanese have an elaborate ceremony for drinking it. SpotOfTea Both love it.

* Both take [[SpotOfTea tea very seriously]]. Britons consume vast amounts of tea, the Japanese have an elaborate ceremony for drinking it. [[SpotOfTea Both love it]].

Let's see, warfare, WeaponsOfMassDestruction, ClimateChange, social injustice, mental health crisis, second law of thermodynamics... These and other problems will bring a sticky end to human society soon, with billions of people living under unspeakable atrocities and poverty, and eventually meeting horrible, graphic ends. Then, they will be all transported to ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' universe or an [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm incomprehensible]] [[AndIMustScream mass of torment and madness]] that only death and the resulting annihilation of existence can offer. [[LaughingMad AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]

[[WMG: Wiki/TVTropes [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife will ruin your life]]]]

* And True Paradise will be filled with [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife television tropes and idioms]].