History WMG / MonstersVsAliens

[[WMG: ''Monsters vs. Aliens'' takes place in a universe where StephenColbert is president.]]
* The President resembles StephenColbert.

** Better - it's the ''[[TheColbertReport show]]'s'' universe. After all, in the world of character!Stephen, aliens and mayhem and madness is just Tuesday.

*** StephenColbert the ''political satirist'' wouldn't be. His ''character'', on the other hand, probably would.

[[WMG: Mirage from ''TheIncredibles'' is related to Susan.]]

**** [[{{Futurama}} Maybe they reattached his head?]]

[[WMG: MegaMind was from the same planet as Gallaxhar]]
I just saw the trailer of MegaMind in front of "Despicable Me" and MegaMind just looks like an expy of Gallaxhar on the surface, right? But what if part of Gallaxhar's backstory was that he was either adopted or a lovechild between a member of MegaMind's species and another species?
* I totally thought this too, maybe Gallaxhar wasn't treated nicely on MegaMind's planet, so he destroyed it and left to take over the earth.

[[WMG: The Earth in the movie is the Cylon Earth from BattlestarGalactica. It was destroyed when [[spoiler: the president hit the button that launched all the nukes.]]]]

(Or whatever they're called, I've only seen [[DidNotDoTheResearch two episodes]]) A massive underground base that holds both (super)natural and man-made monsters, including a giant WhiteHairedPrettyGirl and a MadScientist, with the (eventual) mission to quell an alien threat. ''They're practically identical!''

[[WMG: MonstersVsAliens takes place in a universe where StephenColbert is president.]]

[[WMG: Mirage from TheIncredibles is related to Susan.]]

Think about it, after the credits the man appears and says he's ninety years old. Pushing ninety doesn't look like you're forty-to-sixty. Plus, how does a 'Nam vet collect enough experience, strength, and resources to hog tie MONSTERS? As in the mad science, nuclear mutation variety? Maybe [[ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} monsters can only fight monsters]]? And why just keep them confined? Wouldn't it be cheaper to exterminate them? Or even go the Dr. Cockroach route, experiment on them? Keeping them all in the same location, letting the monsters interact, form bonds, become a band of brothers? Sounds like a revolt waiting to happen. Or maybe he was gathering an army, in case something like the world invasion happened? Or rise and over throw the Buffoon President?

** He might be a ''WW2'' veteran, for that matter - assuming that it takes place roughly in the present day, he would have been about twenty years old in 1940.
[[WMG:The General W.R. Monger is actually [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] in disguise.]]

She wasn't a tiny grub mutated by nuclear radiation. That's just a cover story by Monger, so as too not reveal an island full of rapid kaiju monsters. The nuclear testing just startled her and she ran off the island and attacked Tokyo instead.

* FridgeLogic says he would've had to have seen her naked if he changed her into that unitard while she was unconscious.

* Well, she did punch through a supposedly impentrable energy field with relative ease, and through alien metal like they were wet paper. Even without the SquareCubeLaw, that's pretty strong.

* {{Rule Of Funny}}, that's why.

* Makes sense. Her first growth spurt takes long enough for her to get from the field to the church, cleaned up, and to reach the altar. Her subconcious knew what she hadn't yet admitted (that her [[DisposableFiance fiancé]] is a [[JerkAss jerkass]]), so her body decided that she needed a way out of this wedding. Cue glowing and massive growth.

I just saw the trailer of MegaMind in front of "Despicable Me" and MegaMind just looks like an expy of Gallaxhar on the surface, right? But what if part of Gallaxhar's backstory was that he was either adopted or a lovechild between a member of MegaMind's species and another species?

* Oh God, someone please expand this to include EVERY CHARACTER LAURIE HAS PLAYED. It's just about canon that all Laurieettes (Both Georges, Ludwig, That-guy-from-Series-2) for Blackadder are related, and it's not too far a stretch to include a certain doctor, or Bertie Wooster...
* You might have some trouble including all the bit charries from Boffal, though some could easily fit into some grand Hugh Laurie Family Tree.

* Oh God, someone please expand this to include EVERY CHARACTER LAURIE HAS PLAYED. It's canon that all Laurieettes for Blackadder are related, and it's not too far a stretch to include a certain doctor...

* Or maybe it's an alternative version of the NGE base(s), considering the surprising lack of [[XanatosGambit Xanatos Gambits]] or [[ManBehindTheMan Men Behind the Men]].

[[WMG: MVA is NGE in a world where DarkerAndEdgier and BloodierAndGorier never developed, thus the (apparent) lack of {{Xanatos Gambit}}s and {{Body Horror}}s.]]

[[WMG: B.O.B would've [[spoiler: survived the Self-Destruction of Gallaxhar's ship]].]]
In ''B.O.B's Big Break'', Dr. Cockroach mentions that B.O.B would be able to survive a nuclear blast.

[[WMG: Nickelodeon executives hated this movie and vowed to ruin it forever.]]
They're making a show.
* I... oh... [[FlatWhat what.]]

Think about it, after the credits the man appears and says he's ninety years old. Pushing ninety doesn't look like you're forty-to-sixty. Plus, how does a 'Nam vet collect enough experience, strength, and resources to hog tie MONSTERS? As in the mad science, nuclear mutation variety? Maybe [[{{Hellboy}} monsters can only fight monsters]]? And why just keep them confined? Wouldn't it be cheaper to exterminate them? Or even go the Dr. Cockroach route, experiment on them? Keeping them all in the same location, letting the monsters interact, form bonds, become a band of brothers? Sounds like a revolt waiting to happen. Or maybe he was gathering an army, in case something like the world invasion happened? Or rise and over throw the Buffoon President?

His NoodleIncident-laden StartOfDarkness apparently began when he found some dreadful fact about his parents, and apparently he was happily married at one point, up until his new wife wanted to do ''[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean something]]''. Since this is only a PG movie, we can't go into the sordid details, but one can infer his plan to conquer the universe and populate it with clones of himself is because of [[FreudWasRight a gigantic fear of sex]]. It also provides a handy HandWave for why [[GoGoEnslavement he put Susan in the "one-size-fits-all" unitard]]: he didn't want to see her naked after he sucked the Quantonium out of her and returned her to normal size.

He was really just afraid to admit that he could not [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean give her what she needed]].

His NoodleIncident-laden StartOfDarkness apparently began when he found some dreadful fact about his parents, and apparently he was happily married at one point, up until his new wife wanted to do ''[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean something]]''. Since this is only a PG movie, we can't go into the sordid details, but one can infer his plan to conquer the universe and [[GattacaBabies populate it with clones of himself]] is because of [[FreudWasRight a gigantic fear of sex]]. It also provides a handy HandWave for why [[GoGoEnslavement he put Susan in the "one-size-fits-all" unitard]]: he didn't want to see her naked after he sucked the Quantonium out of her and returned her to normal size.

* Makes sense. Her first growth spurt takes long enough for her to get from the field to the church, cleaned up, and to reach the altar. Her subconcious knew what she hadn't yet admitted (that her [[DisposableFiance fiance]] is a [[JerkAss jerkass]]), so her body decided that she needed a way out of this wedding. Cue glowing and massive growth.

** This is because, believe it or not, macrophiles get really turned on at the prospect of the destruction of humanity. And if it features bloody corpses, better. {{I Am Not Making This Up}}.
** [[FigmentJedi This Troper]], feeling bad about that DownerEnding, thinks that TheIronGiant came out of nowhere to save the day. Suuuuuppppeeerrrrmaaaaaannnn

Think about it, after the credits the man appears and says he's ninety years old. Last time I checked (the day this troper wrote this) pushing ninety doesn't look like you're forty-to-sixty. Plus, how does a 'Nam vet collect enough experience, strength, and resources to hog tie MONSTERS? As in the mad science, nuclear mutation variety? Maybe [[{{Hellboy}} monsters can only fight monsters]]? And why just keep them confined? Wouldn't it be cheaper to exterminate them? Or even go the Dr. Cockroach route, experiment on them? Keeping them all in the same location, letting the monsters interact, form bonds, become a band of brothers? Sounds like a revolt waiting to happen. Or maybe he was gathering an army, in case something like the world invasion happened? Or rise and over throw the Buffoon President?

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[[WMG: Overmind was from the same planet as Gallaxhar]]
I just saw the trailer of Overmind in front of "Despicable Me" and Overmind just looks like an expy of Gallaxhar on the surface, right? But what if part of Gallaxhar's backstory was that he was either adopted or a lovechild between a member of Overmind's species and another species?
* I totally thought this too, maybe Gallaxhar wasn't treated nicely on Overmind's planet, so he destroyed it and left to take over the earth.

** I totally thought this too, maybe Gallaxhar wasn't treated nicely on that planet, so he destroyed it and left to take over the earth.