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25th Oct '16 12:54:07 PM Theriocephalus
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* So..creepers are related to WH40k orks?

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* So..creepers are related to WH40k [=WH40k=] orks?


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15th Sep '16 12:43:48 AM PaulA
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* What about the EndersGame book ''Speaker For The Dead'', in which the animals on a planet all have [[spoiler:opposite genders that are actually plants- for example, the "piggies" manage to reproduced with the trees]]?

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* What about the EndersGame book ''Speaker For The Dead'', ''Literature/SpeakerForTheDead'', in which the animals on a planet all have [[spoiler:opposite genders that are actually plants- for plants--for example, the "piggies" manage to reproduced with the trees]]?
9th Sep '16 12:09:16 PM MrOrangeHorseman
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He was quite slim, so they ended up in starvation '''yet again'''. There were only two explorers left. So they agreed to this: Tomorrow, they would have a [[DuelToTheDeath]]. The winner would [[TheStrongShouldDominateTheWeak eat the loser]].

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He was quite slim, so they ended up in starvation '''yet again'''. There were only two explorers left. So they agreed to this: Tomorrow, they would have a [[DuelToTheDeath]].DuelToTheDeath. The winner would [[TheStrongShouldDominateTheWeak eat the loser]].
21st Aug '16 6:43:52 PM MarkWilder
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* [[https://mojang.com/2015/04/new-skins-achievements-music/ Jossed.]] While the native creatures are all naturally mono-gender, WordOfGod has confirmed that Steve and Alex are male and female, respectively. [[Robinsonade They are also the only humans in the world]].

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* [[https://mojang.com/2015/04/new-skins-achievements-music/ Jossed.]] While the native creatures are all naturally mono-gender, WordOfGod has confirmed that Steve and Alex are male and female, respectively. [[Robinsonade [[{{Robinsonade}} They are also the only humans in the world]].
21st Aug '16 6:42:29 PM MarkWilder
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* [[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/28188312756/gender-in-minecraft Confirmed]] a looong time ago.

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* [[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/28188312756/gender-in-minecraft Confirmed]] a looong time ago.[[https://mojang.com/2015/04/new-skins-achievements-music/ Jossed.]] While the native creatures are all naturally mono-gender, WordOfGod has confirmed that Steve and Alex are male and female, respectively. [[Robinsonade They are also the only humans in the world]].



[[WMG: Steve? is a TimeLord.]]

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[[WMG: Steve? Steve is a TimeLord.]]



[[WMG: Reality is AllJustADream being had by Steve?]]
However, our reality is so powerful and so populated that when Steve? is awake, it can manifest itself in the form of Herobrine. The reason the manifestation of our universe wants to kill our creator is twofold. First, it's a amalgam of every living being, and many, many people on Earth are vicious and cruel, to the point where they outnumber the people who are not. Being that humans are one of the few species with personalities, Herobrine's personality is like them. Secondly, killing Steve? will set our reality free to exist outside of his dreams, becoming the real reality.

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[[WMG: Reality is AllJustADream being had by Steve?]]
Steve]]
However, our reality is so powerful and so populated that when Steve? Steve is awake, it can manifest itself in the form of Herobrine. The reason the manifestation of our universe wants to kill our creator is twofold. First, it's a amalgam of every living being, and many, many people on Earth are vicious and cruel, to the point where they outnumber the people who are not. Being that humans are one of the few species with personalities, Herobrine's personality is like them. Secondly, killing Steve? will set our reality free to exist outside of his dreams, becoming the real reality.



* In Survival and Creative, whenever you die, you just come back to life later on. When you die in a dream, you just wake up, and you live to keep dreaming, as Steve? does whenever he "dies" and respawns.

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* In Survival and Creative, whenever you die, you just come back to life later on. When you die in a dream, you just wake up, and you live to keep dreaming, as Steve? Steve does whenever he "dies" and respawns.



The World is set thousands, perhaps millions, of years after Left 4 Dead. Steve? is a carrier and the mobs are evolved versions of the Infected. They also learned how to... umm... reproduce. My theories are below:

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The World is set thousands, perhaps millions, of years after Left 4 Dead. Steve? Steve is a carrier and the mobs are evolved versions of the Infected. They also learned how to... umm... reproduce. My theories are below:



** A new troper extrapolating: The blocky look of the Minecraft world is caused by an experiment in expanding the planet using the compressed minerals in the center of the planet to solve resource problems. Something went wrong, causing the decompressed minerals to form cubes, rather than curved surfaces. This process released {{Eldritch Abomination}}s into the world, also affected by the "cubification", resulting in creepers, ghasts, and demonic spiders, with promises of immortality. The majority of Earth's now blocky population accepted without pause, suckered into the immortality without youth con. Only Steve? and his brother Herobrine, leading scientists in the decompression project, were offered better deals, infinite resurrection for Steve? and immortality ''with'' youth with invincibility for Herobrine. The majority that were tricked eventually went mad and became zombies over time, with smarter cases surviving the rotting process and becoming skeletons, their intelligence allowing them to craft bows. Steve? and Herobrine collaborated for a time, sealing the former core of the planet, now the Nether, with adminite, trapping the ghasts, baited with pigs (which eventually turned into pigmen, also tricked into false immortality, resulting in zombie pigmen). Despite such a feat, making the world far safer in the process, the brothers still blamed the other for the apocalypse, eventually climaxing in a pseudo Cain and Abel situation, resulting in Herobrine's far more effective form of immortality allowing him to triumph over his brother, who is now terrified whenever he sees Herobrine, to the point of abandoning continents and braving vast storms that destroy all he brings with him. Herobrine wishes to apologize to his brother, resulting in new surroundings every few years for Steve?, who is still trying to vainly rebuild civilisation, with the creation of vast structures, and the re-domestication of farm creatures and companions for his journey (wolves). The warped physics caused by the presence of the eldritch creatures allows Steve? to shape simple tools via a combination of crude depictions of the desired item and willpower (alchemy eventually refined into Runecraft). Steve?'s scientific drive and the unstable nature of the warped planet result in occasional new discoveries in the creation of tools, his influence over the environment, and behaviour of the new world's inhabitants (updates), or near impossible environments (biomes without transition). Steve?'s forays into the Nether are attempts to stabilize the area enough for recompression. This has been happening for millennia and Steve? has lost most of his former humanity, resulting in the creation of books without writing, and his reluctance to speak, even in the company of the docile zombie pigmen.

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** A new troper extrapolating: The blocky look of the Minecraft world is caused by an experiment in expanding the planet using the compressed minerals in the center of the planet to solve resource problems. Something went wrong, causing the decompressed minerals to form cubes, rather than curved surfaces. This process released {{Eldritch Abomination}}s into the world, also affected by the "cubification", resulting in creepers, ghasts, and demonic spiders, with promises of immortality. The majority of Earth's now blocky population accepted without pause, suckered into the immortality without youth con. Only Steve? Steve and his brother Herobrine, leading scientists in the decompression project, were offered better deals, infinite resurrection for Steve? Steve and immortality ''with'' youth with invincibility for Herobrine. The majority that were tricked eventually went mad and became zombies over time, with smarter cases surviving the rotting process and becoming skeletons, their intelligence allowing them to craft bows. Steve? Steve and Herobrine collaborated for a time, sealing the former core of the planet, now the Nether, with adminite, trapping the ghasts, baited with pigs (which eventually turned into pigmen, also tricked into false immortality, resulting in zombie pigmen). Despite such a feat, making the world far safer in the process, the brothers still blamed the other for the apocalypse, eventually climaxing in a pseudo Cain and Abel situation, resulting in Herobrine's far more effective form of immortality allowing him to triumph over his brother, who is now terrified whenever he sees Herobrine, to the point of abandoning continents and braving vast storms that destroy all he brings with him. Herobrine wishes to apologize to his brother, resulting in new surroundings every few years for Steve?, Steve, who is still trying to vainly rebuild civilisation, with the creation of vast structures, and the re-domestication of farm creatures and companions for his journey (wolves). The warped physics caused by the presence of the eldritch creatures allows Steve? Steve to shape simple tools via a combination of crude depictions of the desired item and willpower (alchemy eventually refined into Runecraft). Steve?'s Steve's scientific drive and the unstable nature of the warped planet result in occasional new discoveries in the creation of tools, his influence over the environment, and behaviour of the new world's inhabitants (updates), or near impossible environments (biomes without transition). Steve?'s Steve's forays into the Nether are attempts to stabilize the area enough for recompression. This has been happening for millennia and Steve? Steve has lost most of his former humanity, resulting in the creation of books without writing, and his reluctance to speak, even in the company of the docile zombie pigmen.



The overworld is 8 times the size of the Earth, yet you aren't burdened by a massive force of gravity. This is because the world is hollow, and was built around a highly radioactive source of energy. The becrock blocks the radiation, but in doing so heats up. This provides energy to supplement that of the sun's. It also explains why you can run, swim and jump long distances continuously without tiring (in the low gravity it's as easy as walking) and why there is so little breatheable atmosphere (you start suffocating at 64 metres above sea level). The ability of Steve? and the passive mobs to survive without food and heal wounds instantly is the result of genetic modification. The plants and passive mobs have also been give the ability to mature and reproduce at a massively accelerated speed. The zombies, skeletons, spiders and creepers were failed GM experiments as their ability to survive near the shell of the Dyson Sphere led to mutation due to radiation poisoning.

[[WMG: The world is what happens after a super powerful G.E.C.K.is used.]]

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The overworld is 8 times the size of the Earth, yet you aren't burdened by a massive force of gravity. This is because the world is hollow, and was built around a highly radioactive source of energy. The becrock blocks the radiation, but in doing so heats up. This provides energy to supplement that of the sun's. It also explains why you can run, swim and jump long distances continuously without tiring (in the low gravity it's as easy as walking) and why there is so little breatheable atmosphere (you start suffocating at 64 metres above sea level). The ability of Steve? Steve and the passive mobs to survive without food and heal wounds instantly is the result of genetic modification. The plants and passive mobs have also been give the ability to mature and reproduce at a massively accelerated speed. The zombies, skeletons, spiders and creepers were failed GM experiments as their ability to survive near the shell of the Dyson Sphere led to mutation due to radiation poisoning.

[[WMG: The world is what happens after a super powerful [[VideoGame/Fallout G.E.C.K.]] is used.]]



[[WMG: The Nether is a projection of Steve?'s fear]]
The Nether is part of a vast, formless dimension, which-in true EldritchAbomination style-feeds on sentient thought, also unintentionally moulding itself in the shape of said thoughts. Ask any seasoned Minecraft player what their two greatest fears are, and the answers will be "lava" and "[[DemonicSpider Creepers]]". Lava is everywhere in the Nether, and what's the best way to make Creepers even more deadly? Make their explosions a ranged attack and voila! Ghasts! Blazes result from Steve?'s fear that, one day, what he creates may just [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters rise up and turn against him]]. Magma Cubes result from Steve?'s fear that something might be able to resist lava and thus use one of his greatest fears against him. Zombie Pigmen resulted from Steve?'s questioning himself over what the animals and creatures he kills to survive feel when he does so-or what happens when they do something about it. The Nether's structure itself-a giant cavern composed almost entirely of one situationally-useful stone-is a despairful fear of Steve?'s; such a dangerous place with nothing that will help him to survive. Glowstone is, cheesy as it sounds, hope in physical form-the only "proper" light source in the Nether. But as it is in Minecraft, hope is hard to reach, and can only be obtained by building or digging.

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[[WMG: The Nether is a projection of Steve?'s Steve's fear]]
The Nether is part of a vast, formless dimension, which-in true EldritchAbomination style-feeds on sentient thought, also unintentionally moulding itself in the shape of said thoughts. Ask any seasoned Minecraft player what their two greatest fears are, and the answers will be "lava" and "[[DemonicSpider Creepers]]". Lava is everywhere in the Nether, and what's the best way to make Creepers even more deadly? Make their explosions a ranged attack and voila! Ghasts! Blazes result from Steve?'s Steve's fear that, one day, what he creates may just [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters rise up and turn against him]]. Magma Cubes result from Steve?'s Steve's fear that something might be able to resist lava and thus use one of his greatest fears against him. Zombie Pigmen resulted from Steve?'s Steve's questioning himself over what the animals and creatures he kills to survive feel when he does so-or what happens when they do something about it. The Nether's structure itself-a giant cavern composed almost entirely of one situationally-useful stone-is a despairful fear of Steve?'s; Steve's; such a dangerous place with nothing that will help him to survive. Glowstone is, cheesy as it sounds, hope in physical form-the only "proper" light source in the Nether. But as it is in Minecraft, hope is hard to reach, and can only be obtained by building or digging.



[[WMG: Endermen were a cult who worshipped the Ender Dragon, and Steve? is a mage.]]

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[[WMG: Endermen were a cult who worshipped the Ender Dragon, and Steve? Steve is a mage.]]



Cue the appearance of a miraculous survivor, Steve? At first, the endermen were thinking of disposing of him. But what harm could one puny human do? It's not like he can bring back the former glory of his kind. Not alone. Let him struggle. Let him fight for his survival in a world that is hostile only to him. Let him mine, and craft, and farm, all just to hold back his inevitable doom.

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Cue the appearance of a miraculous survivor, Steve? Steve At first, the endermen were thinking of disposing of him. But what harm could one puny human do? It's not like he can bring back the former glory of his kind. Not alone. Let him struggle. Let him fight for his survival in a world that is hostile only to him. Let him mine, and craft, and farm, all just to hold back his inevitable doom.



[[WMG: Steve? Is a testificate.]]
He was a scientist looking for a cure for the zombies. He found it, but after being bitten. The reason he doesnt have the big head was that when testificates become zombies, the tall part rots off. With his last bit of sanity, he injected himself with the cure before mindlessly shambling about. He later awoke in a random area of the world, his memories destroyed by his time as a zombie. Te reason the infected villagers in 12w32a are already mindless monsters is because they were not as intelligent as Steve?.
* There is in fact a cure: Splash a testificate zombie with weakness potion, then feed it a golden apple. However, testificates do in fact forget events from before they were cured- they lose any names and are usually a different profession. Steve? was the last of the last village of humans, and they had figured out a cure for the zombie virus that works on human zombies- but only had one. It does in fact take a while for the cure to work- long enough for Zombie Steve? to wander far, far from home.

[[WMG: Steve? is a replicant.]]
The world is not Earth, but another planet which humans have marked for colonization. Steve? is an android/cyborg/clone thing sent to prepare the world for humans to arrive. The villagers are not human, but the sentient natives of the world. 'Skeletons' and 'zombies' are just the closest names we have for the vicious monstrosities roaming the world. Why does he need to eat? Because he's a biotech device, not purely machinery. This also explains Steve?'s great strength: he's been greatly amplified for the task at hand.

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[[WMG: Steve? Steve Is a testificate.]]
He was a scientist looking for a cure for the zombies. He found it, but after being bitten. The reason he doesnt have the big head was that when testificates become zombies, the tall part rots off. With his last bit of sanity, he injected himself with the cure before mindlessly shambling about. He later awoke in a random area of the world, his memories destroyed by his time as a zombie. Te reason the infected villagers in 12w32a are already mindless monsters is because they were not as intelligent as Steve?.
Steve.
* There is in fact a cure: Splash a testificate zombie with weakness potion, then feed it a golden apple. However, testificates do in fact forget events from before they were cured- they lose any names and are usually a different profession. Steve? Steve was the last of the last village of humans, and they had figured out a cure for the zombie virus that works on human zombies- but only had one. It does in fact take a while for the cure to work- long enough for Zombie Steve? Steve to wander far, far from home.

[[WMG: Steve? Steve is a replicant.[[Film/BladeRunner replicant]].]]
The world is not Earth, but another planet which humans have marked for colonization. Steve? Steve is an android/cyborg/clone thing sent to prepare the world for humans to arrive. The villagers are not human, but the sentient natives of the world. 'Skeletons' and 'zombies' are just the closest names we have for the vicious monstrosities roaming the world. Why does he need to eat? Because he's a biotech device, not purely machinery. This also explains Steve?'s great strength: he's been greatly amplified for the task at hand.



[[WMG: Steve? Is a boss]]

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[[WMG: Steve? Steve Is a boss]]



[[WMG: In the beginning, {{God}} created Adam, Eve, and Steve?.]]
Adam and Eve ate only from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, but [[GenreSavvy Steve?]] ran to eat from the Tree of Life first. God couldn't have Steve? roaming around, so Steve? was banished to the world of Minecraft. This explains why he respawns, and why he seems to be the only one of his kind.

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[[WMG: In the beginning, {{God}} created Adam, Eve, and Steve?.Steve.]]
Adam and Eve ate only from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, but [[GenreSavvy Steve?]] Steve]] ran to eat from the Tree of Life first. God couldn't have Steve? Steve roaming around, so Steve? Steve was banished to the world of Minecraft. This explains why he respawns, and why he seems to be the only one of his kind.



[[WMG:Steve? is like Hijiri from VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne]]
You know why you are constantly respawning never to die? Steve? killed Notch!

[[WMG: Steve? is an AU version of Satan]]
In this version, he managed to gain some of god creation power before being thrown out of heaven. The shockwave of Steve? impact kill all human or turn them into undead. The villager is the most fortunate one, with the only mutation being enlarged nose. The endermen are angel being sent after him, but also corrupted by the shock wave. With god's creational power, he reshape the world in his image and colonize hell. The planed sky dimension as well as the Aether mod take this WMG further, with you start to come back to the heaven and take it for yourself. This will explain how you can reshape the world with nothing but primitive tool(demonic power and god cration power) and the sky dimension is much more dangerous than hell

[[WMG: Steve? carries a pouch of small tools with him]]

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[[WMG:Steve? [[WMG:Steve is like Hijiri from VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne]]
You know why you are constantly respawning never to die? Steve? Steve killed Notch!

[[WMG: Steve? Steve is an AU version of Satan]]
In this version, he managed to gain some of god creation power before being thrown out of heaven. The shockwave of Steve? Steve impact kill all human or turn them into undead. The villager is the most fortunate one, with the only mutation being enlarged nose. The endermen are angel being sent after him, but also corrupted by the shock wave. With god's creational power, he reshape the world in his image and colonize hell. The planed sky dimension as well as the Aether mod take this WMG further, with you start to come back to the heaven and take it for yourself. This will explain how you can reshape the world with nothing but primitive tool(demonic power and god cration power) and the sky dimension is much more dangerous than hell

[[WMG: Steve? Steve carries a pouch of small tools with him]]



[[WMG: Steve? was part of an [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty unfortunate]] group of six explorers]]

Steve? volunteered to be part of a group of explorers to travel some uninhabited land. The group had a large amount of food rations, and was generally pretty happy until the incident.

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[[WMG: Steve? Steve was part of an [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty unfortunate]] group of six explorers]]

Steve? Steve volunteered to be part of a group of explorers to travel some uninhabited land. The group had a large amount of food rations, and was generally pretty happy until the incident.



And, eventually, Steve? emerged victorious. So he ate the other. The other was fat enough that Steve? could eat him, then reach the destination without eating anything else.

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And, eventually, Steve? Steve emerged victorious. So he ate the other. The other was fat enough that Steve? Steve could eat him, then reach the destination without eating anything else.
12th Aug '16 7:52:05 PM nombretomado
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* What happens if Notch, The Toady One, and [[{{Achron}} Chris Hazard]] work together? True Godhood.

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* What happens if Notch, The Toady One, and [[{{Achron}} [[VideoGame/{{Achron}} Chris Hazard]] work together? True Godhood.
2nd Aug '16 5:49:13 PM MrOrangeHorseman
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[[WMG: Steve? was part of a [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty unfortunate]] group of six explorers]]

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[[WMG: Steve? was part of a an [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty unfortunate]] group of six explorers]]
2nd Aug '16 5:43:44 PM MrOrangeHorseman
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2nd Aug '16 12:36:27 PM MrOrangeHorseman
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Well, moving away from that, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment alternatively alternatively]]...

[[WMG: Steve? was part of a [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty unfortunate]] group of six explorers]]

Steve? volunteered to be part of a group of explorers to travel some uninhabited land. The group had a large amount of food rations, and was generally pretty happy until the incident.

Some weeks after all the rations had been eaten and the party had begun to starve, one member volunteered to "give his flesh" to the rest of the party. '''''Literally.''''' He had gotten pretty fat from the rations, so he provided a large amount of food to the group.

He wasn't the only one. A few months later, the party began to starve yet again. Another member then volunteered for the rest of the group to eat him. After a bit of arguing, they agreed and ate him.

And then, they began to starve '''again'''. Another party member volunteered to be the next meal. He was then eaten.

He was quite slim, so they ended up in starvation '''yet again'''. There were only two explorers left. So they agreed to this: Tomorrow, they would have a [[DuelToTheDeath]]. The winner would [[TheStrongShouldDominateTheWeak eat the loser]].

The next day, they fought. It was long. It was brutal.


And, eventually, Steve? emerged victorious. So he ate the other. The other was fat enough that Steve? could eat him, then reach the destination without eating anything else.

He ended up in the world of Minecraft.



This would explain why he can eat rotten flesh: because he's eaten human so many times before that he's grown used to it.



17th Jul '16 8:19:14 AM nombretomado
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[[WMG: The abomination is something acingly simmilar to [[AsurasWrath Gohma]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G99GbHzJ48Y#t=10m53s Vlitra.]]]]
Again building on the above. Especially since the Gohma are magma creatures then the part about the Nether being part of it would make alot of sence.

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[[WMG: The abomination is something acingly simmilar achingly similar to [[AsurasWrath [[VideoGame/AsurasWrath Gohma]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G99GbHzJ48Y#t=10m53s Vlitra.]]]]
Again building on the above. Especially since the Gohma are magma creatures then the part about the Nether being part of it would make alot of sence.
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