History WMG / JohnDiesAtTheEnd

I distinctly remember reading a section towards the end dealing with the difference between gods and lesser beings (specifically Korrok and his views). It was a detailed summary of the NightmareFuel of how a chilli pepper evolved fiery acids to deter animals from eating them and yet people eat them purely because of that reason. When I read this book again that section was nowhere to be found. It's been changed.

I distinctly remember reading a section towards the end dealing with the difference between gods and lesser beings (specifically Korrok and his views). It was a detailed summary of the HighOctaneNightmareFuel of how a chilli pepper evolved fiery acids to deter animals from eating them and yet people eat them purely because of that reason. When I read this book again that section was nowhere to be found. It's been changed.

I distinctly remember reading a section towards the end dealing with the difference between gods and lesser beings (specifically Korrok and his views). It was a detailed summary of the HighOctaneNightmareFuel of how a chilli pepper evolved fiery acids to deter animals from eating them and yet people eat them purely because of that reason. When I read this book again that section was no where to be found. It's been changed.

I distinctly remember reading a section towards the end dealing with the difference between gods and lesser beings (specifically Korrok and his views). It was a detailed summary of the HighOctaneNightmareFuel of how a chilli pepper evolved fiery acids to deter animals from eating them and yet people eat them purely because of that reason. When I read this book again that section was no where to be found. it's changed.

I distinctly remember reading a section towards the end dealing with the difference between gods and lesser (specifically Korrok and his views) beings citing the HighOctaneNightmareFuel of how a chilli pepper evolved fiery acids to avoid being eaten and yet people eat them purely because of that reason. When I read this book again that section was no where to be found. it's changed.

No, the reanimated twitchy guy wasn't right. At least, not the movie version of him anyway. When he sees Dave brandishing the axe, he says "That's the axe that slayed me." Dave did not slay him with the axe. He slayed him by shooting him eight times and then only used to axe to behead him afterwards to avoid him coming back to life.

Because the mental image of Seanbaby karate kicking some kind of horrible thing that should not be in the crotch is just too perfect to not exist.

* [[InvertedTrope Inversion]]: The above is true, but Real!John dies in the station as a result of a full dose of Soy Sauce (Dave pierces his leg with the needle and a little gets in his system, hence how he survives). Clone!John is unaware he is a Korrok clone, and the reason dead John and his ambulance disappear is to prevent Dave realizing there is more than one of John.

Alternatively,

[[WMG: John will die at the End.]]

. . . or at least they're co-workers, since both were strange beings trying to save people.

The current version of the universe that John and Dave inhabit has realistic and exaggerated war-game simulations that people can "play" simply by buying an electronic box and some media discs. This system may have developed some form of internet-based interactivity system in a later rewrite of the universe, creating a culture of [[{{GIFT}} nigh-sociopathic pseudonymous children]] with [[AGodAmI varying grades of megalomania]] from which a member was flung back in spirit to the early 20th century where he (or she or it) inhabited a rudimentary biological ArtificialIntelligence. This would help explain why Korrok not only [[AliensSpeakingEnglish uses "local" slang and epithets when overshadowing or talking directly to teens from John's and Dave's world, but also in what seems to be its daily life]].

The giant pillar of flesh isn't Korrok at all, but rather an avatar of a multidimensional being. The "computer" is just a housing, a puppet for the jerkass god to inhabit and dick people around with. The real origin of Korrok remains unknown.

The next book will have no mention of spiders anywhere.

The portal at the very end of the novel was a trap. John stepped in and got knifed by his evil clone, who then took his place.

[[WMG: Undisclosed is Chester, IL]]

** Erm, I think half the mentions of John in the above WMG are meant to be Dave.

John has horrible hallucinations, both audio and visual that force him into beliving that he is fighting demons, that are not actually there. In this theory, John and Amy do not exist, they are illusioned people that John has created because his crippling co-dependancy has driven him to create anyone else that might be his best friends. His insanity is slightly managable and does allow him to hold down a job, but whenever he gets bored, or lonely, he begins to invent these odd situations and adventures.

Because at the very end of their adventures, he time travels back to the beginning of the book and goes into that police interrogation room, and then dies, while the REAL John who belongs to that time survives until he will inevitably go back etc.

Because at the very end of their adventures, he time travels back to the beginning of the book and goes into that police interrogation room, and then dies, while the REAL John who belongs to that time survives until he will inevitably go back etc.
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