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An encounter between the two is inevitable since Cena is the man and, to quote Ric Flair "To be the man, you've got to beat the man". But both of them can't be faces when they wrestle, so WWE will do what the fans have wanted for years and turn John Cena heel. Which will fail miserably because being a heel is what got Cena over to begin with and Reigns is incredibly bland right now. Because of this, Cena will be cheered and Reigns will be booed.

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An encounter between the two is inevitable since Cena is the man and, to quote Ric Flair "To be the man, you've got to beat the man". But both of them can't be faces when they wrestle, so WWE will do what the fans have wanted for years and turn John Cena heel. Which will fail miserably because being a heel is what got Cena over to begin with and Reigns is incredibly bland right now. Because of this, Cena will be cheered and Reigns will be booed.booed.

[[WMG: WWE is pushing Roman Reigns so hard because it will make people like John Cena in comparison.]]
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If you thought that Wrestling/TripleH, Wrestling/HulkHogan (Wrestling/{{n|ewWorldorder}Wo style), and even Wrestling/{{Vince McMahon}} was something, you may want to think again.

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WCW was the biggest company in the ''world'' and well on its way to destroying the inferior WWF before the {{finger poke of doom}} happened. As we all know, Ted Turner owns more of the State Of New Mexico than the government, {{Area 51}} is only allowed to run their precious airplane and weather balloon tests because he allows it. So when Wrestling/KevinNash and Wrestling/HulkHogan's jealously lead them to destroy WCW's top draw, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Billionaire Ted had a backup plan, a star he was confident could stand up to the onslaught of Wrestling/TheRock vs Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, one whom not even the combined might of the Wrestling/{{n|ewWorldorder}}Wo could bury. The air force dug deep into its database of [[Series/{{Stargate}} alien science]], offered a deal to a mortgage broker whose business they knew would collapse after President Clinton's term limit was up, and after two years of toil turned him into the wrestler who would cement WCW's ultimate triumph, the [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe Samoan Submission Machine]]! Wrestling/{{Eric Bischoff}}, Wrestling/VinceRusso, Hogan and Wrestling/ScottSteiner were not blind to this development though and did everything they could to keep Joe in developmental, the later arguing Joe's design [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling was too pudgy for television.]]

Giving his grievances to Wrestling/StevieRichards during a covert meeting, [[TheMole since Ted sent him over to the WWF to destroy it in operation "Right To Censor"]], Stevie suggested adding [[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron his girlfriend from medical school]] to the project. She needed money and as a female wrestling fan, knew exactly what would appeal to other female wrestling fans, whose interest in the sport largely declined when Wrestling/{{Madusa}} threw the women's championship in a dumpster during an episode of [[Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro Nitro]]. The air force tried again with Victoria's help and produced a prototype that would come to be known as John Cena. [[FemaleGaze Gorgeous]], [[HeroicBuild jacked up]], [[NoSell nearly indestructible]], his only flaw was the rudimentary AI, which was not yet fully developed for the new body type. Sadly, funding for the project was cut as Ted Turner had to divert his attention to AT&T's attempted takeover of Time Warner, WCW's parent company. With limited money, the air force moved John Cena to WCW's "official" development company, UPW, and hoped for the best. It was not to be, AT&T would conquer Billionaire Ted and sell WCW to Vince [=McMahon=] for pennies on the dollar.

UPW would become a talent scout for the WWE and transfer its most promising prospects to OVW, except for Samoa Joe, whose anti WWF program was too complex for Vince's best scientists to overcome. Vince still did not have have the money to overcome the government like Billionaire Ted, but his daughter Stephanie, discovered John Cena's AI was only rudimentary, eventually overwriting his initial personality with a simulation of Music/VanillaIce. Vince [=McMahon=] would later have Dr. Stevie (whose treachery was discovered after running through John Cena's memory banks and had nowhere to turn to after ECW and WCW went under) overwrite the prototype's personality with an idealized version of Hulk Hogan's. Older fans hated this, but newer females fans drawn in by the resurrected women's division and John Cena, could not help but cheer for him and since they brought their kids along with them to shows, WWE had a new audience and did not need to impress older WWF fans. The best part was John Cena's mechanical nature made him easy to repair, allowing for maximum exploitation.

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WCW was the biggest company in the ''world'' and well on its way to destroying the inferior WWF before the {{finger poke of doom}} happened. As we all know, Ted Turner owns more of the State Of New Mexico than the government, {{Area 51}} is only allowed to run their precious airplane and weather balloon tests because he allows it. So when Wrestling/KevinNash and Wrestling/HulkHogan's jealously lead them to destroy WCW's top draw, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Billionaire Ted had a backup plan, a star he was confident could stand up to the onslaught of Wrestling/TheRock vs Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, one whom not even the combined might of the Wrestling/{{n|ewWorldorder}}Wo could bury. The air force dug deep into its database of [[Series/{{Stargate}} alien science]], offered a deal to a mortgage broker whose business they knew would collapse after President Clinton's term limit was up, and after two years of toil turned him into the wrestler who would cement WCW's ultimate triumph, the [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe Samoan Submission Machine]]! Wrestling/{{Eric Bischoff}}, Wrestling/VinceRusso, Hogan and Wrestling/ScottSteiner were not blind to this development though and did everything they could to keep Joe in developmental, the later latter arguing Joe's design [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling was too pudgy for television.]]

Giving his grievances to Wrestling/StevieRichards during a covert meeting, [[TheMole since Ted sent him over to the WWF to destroy it in operation "Right To Censor"]], Stevie suggested adding [[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron his girlfriend from medical school]] to the project. She needed money and as a female wrestling fan, knew exactly what would appeal to other female wrestling fans, whose interest in the sport largely declined when Wrestling/{{Madusa}} threw the women's championship in a dumpster during an episode of [[Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro Nitro]]. The air force tried again with Victoria's help and produced a prototype that would come to be known as John Cena. [[FemaleGaze Gorgeous]], [[HeroicBuild jacked up]], [[NoSell nearly indestructible]], his only flaw was the rudimentary AI, which was not yet fully developed for the new body type. Sadly, funding for the project was cut as Ted Turner had to divert his attention to AT&T's attempted takeover of Time Warner, WCW's parent company. With limited money, the air force moved John Cena to WCW's an "official" development company, UPW, and hoped for the best. It was not to be, AT&T would conquer Billionaire Ted and sell WCW to Vince [=McMahon=] for pennies on the dollar.

UPW would become a talent scout for the WWE and transfer its most promising prospects to OVW, except for Samoa Joe, whose anti WWF program was too complex for Vince's best scientists to overcome. Vince still did not have have the money to overcome the government like Billionaire Ted, but his daughter Stephanie, discovered John Cena's AI was only rudimentary, eventually overwriting his initial personality with a simulation of Music/VanillaIce. Vince [=McMahon=] would later have Dr. Stevie (whose treachery was discovered after running through John Cena's memory banks and had nowhere to turn to after ECW and WCW went under) overwrite the prototype's personality with an idealized version of Hulk Hogan's. Older fans hated this, but newer females female fans drawn in by the resurrected women's division and John Cena, could not help but cheer for him and since they brought their kids along with them to shows, WWE had a new audience and did not need to impress older WWF fans. The best part was John Cena's mechanical nature made him easy to repair, allowing for maximum exploitation.

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*** Jossed.

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*** Jossed.
Jossed. Wrestling/BrockLesnar ended the streak at WM 30.




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* Highly unlikely, since Cena doesn't seem at all bothered by the hate.




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* He won't turn heel because WWE don't want to lose money and publicity.



If you thought Batista and then Roman Reigns winning the Rumble was bad, then [[SarcasmMode you're in for a delightful surprise.]]

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If you thought Batista and then Roman Reigns winning the Rumble was bad, then [[SarcasmMode you're in for a delightful surprise.]]]]
* Jossed, it was Triple H.

[[WMG: John Cena will be The Undertaker's final opponent]]
Contrary to what most people believe, I seriously doubt Undertaker is retiring at WM 32. According to some rumors, Cena was supposed to wrestle Taker, but Cena's shoulder injury put an end to that. As mentioned above in a previous entry, Cena is really the only person that Taker could go out to. It's not believable for him to lose to a rising talent and all of the other established stars have fought him too often (except for Sting, and it's too late for that). Cena and Taker have only wrestled a handful of times over the years (the last time they fought I think was 2003) and Cena is the biggest star in wrestling right now, which is what Taker needs to end his legacy. So after John Cena returns from injury, he'll be challenged by Taker to a match at WM 33, which, of course will be accepted. Following the match, Taker will retire and Cena will become a part-timer.

[[WMG: WWE will attempt to turn Cena heel in order to get Roman Reigns over, which will backfire]]
An encounter between the two is inevitable since Cena is the man and, to quote Ric Flair "To be the man, you've got to beat the man". But both of them can't be faces when they wrestle, so WWE will do what the fans have wanted for years and turn John Cena heel. Which will fail miserably because being a heel is what got Cena over to begin with and Reigns is incredibly bland right now. Because of this, Cena will be cheered and Reigns will be booed.

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Jossed.




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He's just hiding it.




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* Jossed



[[WMG: John Cena's next color scheme will be black with some red or green mixed in.]]

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[[WMG: John Cena's next color scheme will be black with some red or green mixed in.]]

[[WMG: Cena will win the Royal Rumble 2016.]]
If you thought Batista and then Roman Reigns winning the Rumble was bad, then [[SarcasmMode you're in for a delightful surprise.
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* Confirmed except for the "and win" part. That was [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon'd]].

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* Confirmed except for the "and win" part. That was [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon'd]].Jon'd]].

[[WMG: John Cena's next color scheme will be black with some red or green mixed in.]]
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* Confirmed except for the "and win" part. That was [[Series/TheDailyShow Jonned]].

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* Confirmed except for the "and win" part. That was [[Series/TheDailyShow Jonned]].Jon'd]].
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[[WMG: John Cena will face Seth Rollins at Summerslam 2015 for the WWE WHC and win.]]

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[[WMG: John Cena will face Seth Rollins at Summerslam 2015 for the WWE WHC and win.]]]]
* Confirmed except for the "and win" part. That was [[Series/TheDailyShow Jonned]].
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If you thought that Wrestling/TripleH, Wrestling/HulkHogan (Wrestling/{{NWO}} style), and even Wrestling/{{Vince McMahon}} was something, you may want to think again.

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If you thought that Wrestling/TripleH, Wrestling/HulkHogan (Wrestling/{{NWO}} (Wrestling/{{n|ewWorldorder}Wo style), and even Wrestling/{{Vince McMahon}} was something, you may want to think again.



WCW was the biggest company in the ''world'' and well on its way to destroying the inferior WWF before the {{finger poke of doom}} happened. As we all know, Ted Turner owns more of the State Of New Mexico than the government, {{Area 51}} is only allowed to run their precious airplane and weather balloon tests because he allows it. So when Wrestling/KevinNash and Wrestling/HulkHogan's jealously lead them to destroy WCW's top draw, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Billionaire Ted had a backup plan, a star he was confident could stand up to the onslaught of Wrestling/TheRock vs Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, one whom not even the combined might of the Wrestling/{{NWO}} could bury. The air force dug deep into its database of [[Series/{{Stargate}} alien science]], offered a deal to a mortgage broker whose business they knew would collapse after the Clinton Presidency, and after two years of toil turned him into the wrestler who would cement WCW's ultimate triumph, the [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe Samoan Submission Machine]]! Wrestling/{{Eric Bischoff}}, Wrestling/VinceRusso, Hogan and Wrestling/ScottSteiner were not blind to this development though and did everything they could to keep Joe in developmental, the later arguing Joe's design [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling was too pudgy for television.]]

Giving his grievances to Wrestling/StevieRichards during a covert meeting, [[TheMole since Ted sent him over to the WWF to destroy it in operation "Right To Censor"]], Stevie suggested adding [[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron his girlfriend from medical school]] to the project. She needed money and as a female wrestling fan, knew exactly what would appeal to other female wrestling fans, whose interest in the sport largely declined when Wrestling/{{Madusa}} threw the women's championship in a dumpster during an episode of Nitro. The air force tried again with Victoria's help and produced a prototype that would come to be known as John Cena. [[FemaleGaze Gorgeous]], [[HeroicBuild jacked up]], [[NoSell nearly indestructible]], his only flaw was the rudimentary AI, which was not yet fully developed for the new body type. Sadly, funding for the project was cut as Ted Turner had to divert his attention to AT&T's attempted takeover of Time Warner, WCW's parent company. With limited money, the air force moved John Cena to WCW's "official" development company, UPW, and hoped for the best. It was not to be, AT&T would conquer Billionaire Ted and sell WCW to Vince [=McMahon=] for pennies on the dollar.

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WCW was the biggest company in the ''world'' and well on its way to destroying the inferior WWF before the {{finger poke of doom}} happened. As we all know, Ted Turner owns more of the State Of New Mexico than the government, {{Area 51}} is only allowed to run their precious airplane and weather balloon tests because he allows it. So when Wrestling/KevinNash and Wrestling/HulkHogan's jealously lead them to destroy WCW's top draw, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Billionaire Ted had a backup plan, a star he was confident could stand up to the onslaught of Wrestling/TheRock vs Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, one whom not even the combined might of the Wrestling/{{NWO}} Wrestling/{{n|ewWorldorder}}Wo could bury. The air force dug deep into its database of [[Series/{{Stargate}} alien science]], offered a deal to a mortgage broker whose business they knew would collapse after the Clinton Presidency, President Clinton's term limit was up, and after two years of toil turned him into the wrestler who would cement WCW's ultimate triumph, the [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe Samoan Submission Machine]]! Wrestling/{{Eric Bischoff}}, Wrestling/VinceRusso, Hogan and Wrestling/ScottSteiner were not blind to this development though and did everything they could to keep Joe in developmental, the later arguing Joe's design [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling was too pudgy for television.]]

Giving his grievances to Wrestling/StevieRichards during a covert meeting, [[TheMole since Ted sent him over to the WWF to destroy it in operation "Right To Censor"]], Stevie suggested adding [[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron his girlfriend from medical school]] to the project. She needed money and as a female wrestling fan, knew exactly what would appeal to other female wrestling fans, whose interest in the sport largely declined when Wrestling/{{Madusa}} threw the women's championship in a dumpster during an episode of Nitro.[[Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro Nitro]]. The air force tried again with Victoria's help and produced a prototype that would come to be known as John Cena. [[FemaleGaze Gorgeous]], [[HeroicBuild jacked up]], [[NoSell nearly indestructible]], his only flaw was the rudimentary AI, which was not yet fully developed for the new body type. Sadly, funding for the project was cut as Ted Turner had to divert his attention to AT&T's attempted takeover of Time Warner, WCW's parent company. With limited money, the air force moved John Cena to WCW's "official" development company, UPW, and hoped for the best. It was not to be, AT&T would conquer Billionaire Ted and sell WCW to Vince [=McMahon=] for pennies on the dollar.
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Wyatt being controlled by the Main/MemeticMutation Grumpy Cat, he will then face Daniel Bryan at WM32 with a Bryan trying to save him angle.

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Wyatt being controlled by the Main/MemeticMutation Grumpy Cat, he will then face Daniel Bryan at WM32 with a Bryan trying to save him angle.angle.

[[WMG: John Cena will face Seth Rollins at Summerslam 2015 for the WWE WHC and win.]]
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[[WMG: Cena has been using corrupt referees long before the Authority.]]
And that is why he always seems to kick out at 2.
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* Jossed.

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* Jossed.Jossed.

[[WMG: Cena will turn heel after losing at Survivor Series to Bray Wyatt]]
Wyatt being controlled by the Main/MemeticMutation Grumpy Cat, he will then face Daniel Bryan at WM32 with a Bryan trying to save him angle.

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Confirmed. Also at [=WrestleMania=] 31, he ended his undefeated streak and won the U.S. Title.




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** Won't happen. There's a rule in the HOF ceremony that people and fans that are there are not allowed to boo or say anything rude or disrespectful while it's going on otherwise they will be kick out of the stadium.

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** Won't happen. There's a rule in the HOF ceremony that people and fans that are there are not allowed to boo or say anything rude or disrespectful while it's going on on, otherwise they will be kick kicked out of the stadium.
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** Won't happen. There's a rule in the HOF ceremony that people and fans that are there are not allowed to boo or say anything rude or disrespectful while it's going on otherwise they will be kick out of the stadium.

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* He won, but only by DQ thanks to Wrestling/SethRollins.

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* He won, but only by DQ thanks to Wrestling/SethRollins.
Wrestling/SethRollins. Thus, Lesnar is still the champ.


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[[WMG: Cena will face Lesnar at Hell in a Cell 2014 and wins.]]
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* He won, but only by DQ thanks to Wrestling/SethRollins.
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[[WMG: John Cena will face Daniel Bryan at ''WM30''.]]

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[[WMG: John Cena will face Daniel Bryan at ''WM30''.WM 31.]]
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''No way'' is WWE gonna have Lesnar beat Cena two times in a row, let alone ''destroy'' him twice!

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''No way'' ''NO WAY'' is WWE gonna have Lesnar beat Cena two times in a row, let alone ''destroy'' him twice!
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On October 14th ''John Cena's Greatest Rivalries'' is coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray, and on the 2K15 Cover trailer with Cena he said something like he is working closely with 2K this year but he can't give away what ''exactly'' he's gonna add, so that makes me think he's gonna have his own game mode where you relive his most epic rivalries.

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On October 14th ''John Cena's Greatest Rivalries'' is coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray, and on the 2K15 Cover trailer with Cena he said something like he is working closely with 2K this year but he can't give away what ''exactly'' he's gonna add, so that makes me think he's gonna have his own game mode where you relive his most epic rivalries.rivalries.
* Jossed, but there ''is'' a mode about rivalries called "2K Showcase" which John Cena's rivalry with CM Punk is one of the rivalries.

[[WMG: John Cena will beat Brock Lesnar at Night Of Champions and once again be WWE Champion.]]
''No way'' is WWE gonna have Lesnar beat Cena two times in a row, let alone ''destroy'' him twice!

[[WMG: John Cena will face Daniel Bryan at ''WM30''.]]
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Jossed, it's Red.
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On October 14 ''John Cena's Greatest Rivalries'' is coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray, and on the 2K15 Cover trailer with Cena he said something like he is working closely with 2K this year but he can't give away what ''exactly'' he's gonna add, so that makes me think he's gonna have his own game mode where you relive his most epic rivalries.

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On October 14 14th ''John Cena's Greatest Rivalries'' is coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray, and on the 2K15 Cover trailer with Cena he said something like he is working closely with 2K this year but he can't give away what ''exactly'' he's gonna add, so that makes me think he's gonna have his own game mode where you relive his most epic rivalries.

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[[WMG: CEna will face Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.]]

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[[WMG: CEna Cena will face Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.]]]]
* Confirmed.

[[WMG: John Cena will have his own game mode in ''WWE 2K15''.]]
On October 14 ''John Cena's Greatest Rivalries'' is coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray, and on the 2K15 Cover trailer with Cena he said something like he is working closely with 2K this year but he can't give away what ''exactly'' he's gonna add, so that makes me think he's gonna have his own game mode where you relive his most epic rivalries.
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* Confirmed.
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[[WMG: Cena will feud against Wrestling/AlexanderRusev.]]

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[[WMG: Cena will feud against Wrestling/AlexanderRusev.]]

[[WMG: CEna will face Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.
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[[WMG: Cena will be world champion again by the end of the year.]]

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[[WMG: Cena will be world champion again by the end of the year.]]

[[WMG: Cena will feud against Wrestling/AlexanderRusev.
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* Jossed. It was a Last Man Standing Match. Cena winning has been confirmed but Cena going back to the title picture has not.
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* Cena's a robot? It all makes sense now.

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* Cena's a robot? It all makes sense now.now.

[[WMG: Cena will be world champion again by the end of the year.]]
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WCW was the biggest company in the ''world'' and well on its way to destroying the inferior WWF before the {{finger poke of doom}} happened. As we all know, Ted Turner owns more of the State Of New Mexico than the government, {{Area 51}} is only allowed to run their precious airplane and weather balloon tests because he allows it. So when Wrestling/KevinNash and Wrestling/HulkHogan's jealously lead them to destroy WCW's top draw, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Billionaire Ted had a backup plan, a star he was confident could stand up to the onslaught of Wrestling/TheRock vs Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, one whom not even the combined might of the Wrestling/{{NWO}} could bury. The air force dug deep into its database of [[Series/{{Stargate}} alien science]], offered a deal to a mortgage broker whose business they knew would collapse after the Clinton Presidency, and after two years of toil turned him into the wrestler who would cement WCW's ultimate triumph, the [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe Samoan Submission Machine]]! Wrestling/{{Eric Bischoff}}, Wrestling/VinceRusso, Hogan and Wrestling/ScottSteiner were not blind to this development though and did everything they could to keep Joe in developmental, the later arguing Joe needed to condition more before coming onto television because...[[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling you know.]]

Giving his grievances to Wrestling/StevieRichards during a covert meeting, [[TheMole since Ted sent him over to the WWF to destroy it in operation "Right To Censor"]], Stevie suggested adding [[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron his girlfriend from medical school]] to the project. She needed money and as a female wrestling fan, knew exactly what would appeal to other female wrestling fans, whose interest in the sport largely declined when Madusa threw the women's championship in a dumpster during an episode of Nitro. The air force tried again with Victoria's help and produced a prototype that would come to be known as John Cena. [[FemaleGaze Gorgeous]], [[HeroicBuild jacked up]], [[NoSell nearly indestructible]], his only flaw was the rudimentary AI, which was not yet fully developed for the new body type. Sadly, funding for the project was cut as Ted Turner had to divert his attention to AT&T's attempted takeover of Time Warner, WCW's parent company. With limited money, the air force moved John Cena to WCW's "official" development company, UPW, and hoped for the best. It was not to be, AT&T would conquer Billionaire Ted and sell WCW to Vince [=McMahon=] for pennies on the dollar.

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WCW was the biggest company in the ''world'' and well on its way to destroying the inferior WWF before the {{finger poke of doom}} happened. As we all know, Ted Turner owns more of the State Of New Mexico than the government, {{Area 51}} is only allowed to run their precious airplane and weather balloon tests because he allows it. So when Wrestling/KevinNash and Wrestling/HulkHogan's jealously lead them to destroy WCW's top draw, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Billionaire Ted had a backup plan, a star he was confident could stand up to the onslaught of Wrestling/TheRock vs Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, one whom not even the combined might of the Wrestling/{{NWO}} could bury. The air force dug deep into its database of [[Series/{{Stargate}} alien science]], offered a deal to a mortgage broker whose business they knew would collapse after the Clinton Presidency, and after two years of toil turned him into the wrestler who would cement WCW's ultimate triumph, the [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe Samoan Submission Machine]]! Wrestling/{{Eric Bischoff}}, Wrestling/VinceRusso, Hogan and Wrestling/ScottSteiner were not blind to this development though and did everything they could to keep Joe in developmental, the later arguing Joe needed to condition more before coming onto television because...Joe's design [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling you know.was too pudgy for television.]]

Giving his grievances to Wrestling/StevieRichards during a covert meeting, [[TheMole since Ted sent him over to the WWF to destroy it in operation "Right To Censor"]], Stevie suggested adding [[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron his girlfriend from medical school]] to the project. She needed money and as a female wrestling fan, knew exactly what would appeal to other female wrestling fans, whose interest in the sport largely declined when Madusa Wrestling/{{Madusa}} threw the women's championship in a dumpster during an episode of Nitro. The air force tried again with Victoria's help and produced a prototype that would come to be known as John Cena. [[FemaleGaze Gorgeous]], [[HeroicBuild jacked up]], [[NoSell nearly indestructible]], his only flaw was the rudimentary AI, which was not yet fully developed for the new body type. Sadly, funding for the project was cut as Ted Turner had to divert his attention to AT&T's attempted takeover of Time Warner, WCW's parent company. With limited money, the air force moved John Cena to WCW's "official" development company, UPW, and hoped for the best. It was not to be, AT&T would conquer Billionaire Ted and sell WCW to Vince [=McMahon=] for pennies on the dollar.

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