History WMG / JohnCena

However, WCW's anti-WWE weapon would (in a similar theory by [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) ultimately be phased out in favor of superior Clones without any trace of the original programming (and memories) in favor of an unaltered version of its current personality once Vince [=McMahon=] rediscovered the original blueprints during his faked death on June 11, 2007, making the original WCW John Cena the literal "Prototype". Additionally, the cloning lab is beneath WWE headquarters and contains dozens of John Cenas at various stages of development from fetus to adult, and whenever a John Cena is severly injured, they simply kill the current clone and activate a newer, superior one, explaining Cena's miraculous on-and-offscreen healing abilities.

It would explain his six straight losses at [=SummerSlam=]: One for each member.

[[WMG: John Cena is what he is because of his parents.]] His mother wanted him to be an actor, while his father a wrestler. Cena, not wanting to let either down decided to fulfill both dreams and mastered both arts.

It would explain his six straight losses at [=SummerSlam=]: One for each member.

However, WCW's anti-WWE weapon would (in a similar theory by [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) ultimately be phased out in favor of superior Clones without any trace of the original programming (and memories) in favor of an unaltered version of its current personality once Vince McMahon rediscovered the original blueprints during his faked death on June 11, 2007, making the original WCW John Cena the literal "Prototype". Additionally, the cloning lab is beneath WWE headquarters and contains dozens of John Cenas at various stages of development from fetus to adult, and whenever a John Cena is severly injured, they simply kill the current clone and activate a newer, superior one, explaining Cena's miraculous on-and-offscreen healing abilities.

[[ComicBook/LexLuthor Just]] [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} because]].

[[WMG: John Cena is a cyborg created in an air force testing base for the purpose of destroying the WWF at the behest of Billionaire Ted.]]

UPW would become a talent scout for the WWE and transfer its most promising prospects to OVW, except for Samoa Joe, whose anti WWF program was too complex for Vince's best scientists to overcome. Vince still did not have have the money to overcome the government like Billionaire Ted, but his daughter Stephanie, discovered John Cena's AI was only rudimentary, eventually overwriting his initial personality with a simulation of Music/VanillaIce. Vince [=McMahon=] would later have Dr. Stevie (whose treachery was discovered after running through John Cena's memory banks and had nowhere to turn to after ECW and WCW went under) overwrite the prototype's personality with an idealized version of Hulk Hogan's. Older fans hated this, but newer female fans drawn in by the resurrected women's division and John Cena, could not help but cheer for him and since they brought their kids along with them to shows, WWE had a new audience and did not need to impress older WWF fans. The best part was John Cena's mechanical nature made him easy to repair, allowing for maximum exploitation.

However, the anti-WWE weapon would (in a similar theory by [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) ultimately be phased out in favor of superior Clones without any trace of the its original programming (as proven in ''Wrestlemania 25''), making the original WCW John Cena the literal "Prototype".

* Additionally, the cloning lab is beneath WWE headquarters and contains dozens of John Cenas at various stages of development from fetus to adult, and whenever a John Cena is injured, they simply kill the current clone and activate a newer, superior one, explaining Cena's miraculous on- and offscreen healing abilities. Which also explains the fate of the "Prototype".

* Additionally, the cloning lab is beneath WWE headquarters and contains dozens of John Cenas at various stages of development from fetus to adult, and whenever a John Cena is injured, they simply kill the current clone and activate a new one, explaining Cena's miraculous on- and offscreen healing abilities. Which also explains the fate of the "Prototype".

However, the anti-WWE weapon would (in a similar theory by [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) would ultimately be phased out in favor of superior Clones without any trace of the its original programming (as proven in ''Wrestlemania 25''), making the original WCW John Cena the literal "Prototype".

WCW was the biggest company in the ''world'' and well on its way to destroying the inferior WWF before the {{finger poke of doom}} happened. As we all know, Ted Turner owns more of the State Of New Mexico than the government, {{Area 51}} is only allowed to run their precious airplane and weather balloon tests because he allows it. So when Wrestling/KevinNash and Wrestling/HulkHogan's jealously lead them to destroy WCW's top draw, Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}, Billionaire Ted had a backup plan, a star he was confident could stand up to the onslaught of Wrestling/TheRock vs Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, one whom not even the combined might of the Wrestling/{{n|ewWorldorder}}Wo could bury. The air force dug deep into its database of [[Series/{{Stargate}} alien science]], offered a deal to a mortgage broker whose business they knew would collapse after President Clinton's term limit was up, and after two years of toil turned him into the wrestler who would cement WCW's ultimate triumph, the [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe Samoan Submission Machine]]! Wrestling/{{Eric Bischoff}}, Wrestling/VinceRusso, Hogan and Wrestling/ScottSteiner were not blind to this development though and did everything they could to keep Joe in developmental, the latter arguing Joe's design [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling was too pudgy for television.]]

* However, the anti-WWE weapon would (in a similar theory by [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) would ultimately be phased out in favor of superior Clones without any trace of the its original programming (as proven in ''Wrestlemania 25''), making the original John Cena the literal "Prototype".
** Additionally, the cloning lab is beneath WWE headquarters and contains dozens of John Cenas at various stages of development from fetus to adult, and whenever a John Cena is injured, they simply kill the current clone and activate a new one, explaining Cena's miraculous on- and offscreen healing abilities.

* Wrestling/VinceMcMahon. [[{{NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer}} Yes, really.]]

[[WMG: If Wrestling/DamienSandow cashes in on Cena, Sandow will hold it for a month then Cena will win it back sort of like in 2006 when Wrestling/{{Edge}} cashed in on Cena then Cena won back the WWE Title at the Royal Rumble.]]

And the fans will rage all over the arena by throwing cans at Cena, thus increasing their hatred UpToEleven. Also, fans will [[NeverLiveItDown forever remember Cena as the most hated wrestler in all of pro wrestling all because he ended the streak.]]

The only reason the carnage was stopped was so that the WWE would be allowed to remain on the USA Network (because of a rule that would prohibit women from being beaten by men). The actual original plan was to have Maria take far more abuse before she was taken out of the arena, thrown in a car and driven to an unknown location to be buried alive. Cena would then attempt revenge but would be beaten far worse than he was in his infamous Wrestling/SummerSlam 2016 match against Wresting/BrockLesnar, turning Umaga into a new kind of MonsterHeel, one that is far scarier and brutal than run-of-the-mill Monsters.

* Jossed. He returned at 2013 Wrestling/HellInACell to face Alberto Del Rio.

* Jossed. He returned at 2013 Hell in a Cell to face Alberto Del Rio.

[[WMG: Cena will win the World Heavyweight Championship at Hell in a Cell 2013.]]

[[WMG: Cena will face Lesnar at Hell in a Cell 2014 and wins.]]

* Take off your smark goggles for a second; HHH has at least put over a guy from time to time (Angle, Batista, Benoit, even helped Jericho to an extent). Cena buried the Nexus at SummerSlam 2010, and I wish that was an exaggeration. The guy has steamrolled over all talent since 2005, and, with the exception of Daniel Bryan, hasn't really put over anyone. One can bray all they like about Triple H's reign of terror from 2002-2004, but at least it made sense and ended with the establishment of two new stars. Cena has done nearly nothing for the talent below him and he's nearly 40. Nearly every program that Cena has been in has been geared to making him look good. Now, YMMV on whether or not it reveals malicious intent in Cena, but still, it's glib and smarky to just say "lolHHH" when Cena's probably a more flagrant example.

[[WMG: WWE is pushing Roman Reigns so hard because it will make people like John Cena in comparison.]]

Wrestling/TripleH doesn't want the WWE World Heavyweight Title back on Cena because Cena promised to give [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] a fair rematch if and when he won the title back. So the Wyatt Family is being used to not only screw Cena out of the win at ''Elimination Chamber'' (which might have led to something like Cena vs. Batista vs. Bryan at WM XXX), but draw his attention elsewhere so he doesn't pursue the title for the time being. (This may also explain why, at one point, TripleH practically ''begged'' Wrestling/TheShield not to pick a fight with the Wyatts.)