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[[WMG:[[TwinThreesomeFantasy The Twins]] are part of a plot to distract Duke so the aliens can conquer Earth without his interference.]]
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** Nope. Jossed.
[[WMG:[[TwinThreesomeFantasy The Holsom Twins]] are part of a plot to distract Duke so the aliens can conquer Earth without his interference.]]
[[WMG:[[TwinThreesomeFantasy The Holsom Twins]] are part of a plot to distract Duke so the aliens can conquer Earth without his interference.]]
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** Jossed. They definitely aren't on the alien's side, considering that they [[spoiler: are raped and impregnated by an alien hive, causing them to explode into little alien pieces]].
[[WMG: The next game after ''Forever'' will be ''[[DistaffCounterpart Duchess Nukem]]'']]
* Essentially the DukeNukem games, but with a GenderFlip. {{Double standard}}s ahoy!
[[WMG: The next game after ''Forever'' will be ''[[DistaffCounterpart Duchess Nukem]]'']]
* Essentially the DukeNukem games, but with a GenderFlip. {{Double standard}}s ahoy!
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* {{Jossed}} by being actually released.
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*** {{Jossed}} by being actually released.
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** I just hope there's another free soda tie-in.
** As of the Gearbox announcement, this is looking considerably more likely. Cue Nighttrain.
** HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
** [[YourHeadASplode Mind = BLOWN]]
** As of the Gearbox announcement, this is looking considerably more likely. Cue Nighttrain.
** HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
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** Confirmed.
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*** {{Jossed}} by being actually released.
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* {{Jossed}} by being released on June 10, 2011.
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* In a way, confirmed. At least the PC version supports stereoscopic 3D, which can be displayed with head-mounted displays.
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* Confirmed. ''Duke Nukem: Critical Mass'' was released for the NintendoDS. And it sucked.
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* Confirmed.
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The aliens noticed that, whenever Duke encounters one of their operations, he invariably ends up blowing it to hell. Wanting him out of the way, they build two identical fembots to keep him fully distracted until it's too late for him to stop their takeover. Unfortunately, whoever organized the plan never told this plan to the grunts, [[RightHandVersusLeftHand who end up kidnapping the twins and pissing Duke off enough to come after them again.]]
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The aliens noticed that, whenever Duke encounters one of their operations, he invariably ends up blowing it to hell. Wanting him out of the way, they build two identical fembots to keep him fully distracted until it's too late for him to stop their takeover. Unfortunately, whoever organized the plan never told this plan to the grunts, [[RightHandVersusLeftHand who never told the grunts about it, and they end up kidnapping the twins and pissing Duke off enough to come after them again.fembots.]]
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The aliens noticed that, whenever Duke encounters one of their operations, he invariably ends up blowing it to hell. Wanting him out of the way, they build two identical fembots to keep him fully distracted until it's too late for him to stop their takeover. Unfortunately, whoever organized the plan never told this plan to the grunts, [[RightHandVersusLeftHand who end up kidnapping the twins and pissing Duke off enough to come after them again.]]
The aliens noticed that, whenever Duke encounters one of their operations, he invariably ends up blowing it to hell. Wanting him out of the way, they build two identical fembots to keep him fully distracted until it's too late for him to stop their takeover. Unfortunately, whoever organized the plan never told this plan to the grunts, [[RightHandVersusLeftHand who end up kidnapping the twins and pissing Duke off enough to come after them again.]]
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* Dammit, I just lost [[strike:TheGame]] Duke Nukem Forever! Bastard!
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* Dammit, I just lost [[strike:TheGame]] Duke Nukem Forever! Bastard!
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** Well, Eleven did somehow manage to be 16 years late to his rendez-vous with Amy, so I guess that's plausible. And keep in mind that Duke always seems to show up at places and moments he's needed, much in the same way the Doctor's TARDIS takes him to times and places that require his help. Hm...
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[[WMG:'''''SOMETHING''''' will happen so the game becomes vaporware again.]]
* I was actually discussing this with a friend, telling him that I would never believe that the game actually exists until I hold a copy of the disk in my hands (I believe in solipsism, long story). He claimed the first thing I would say when holding said disk in hand would be "No, it still doesn't exist."
* I was actually discussing this with a friend, telling him that I would never believe that the game actually exists until I hold a copy of the disk in my hands (I believe in solipsism, long story). He claimed the first thing I would say when holding said disk in hand would be "No, it still doesn't exist."
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* There's this one link to a [[{{Youtube}} 'Tube]] video where, after blowing up an ExplodingBarrel next to one of the aliens, he says "Looks like pigs really CAN fly!" [[CrowningMomentOfFunny BOOSH!]].
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*Considering the "After 12 fucking years it should be," line, this is very much a possibility. That and the first 40 seconds of the new trailer was devoted to lampshading the wait.
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* The Devastator was pretty much unchanged. Just made easier to carry and given a nice redesign. But it was also made to hold [[FreudWasRight 69 rockets]] despite firing in increments of 2.
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* The Devastator was pretty much unchanged. Just made easier to carry and given a nice redesign. But it was also made to hold [[FreudWasRight 69 rockets]] despite firing in increments of 2. You can tell Duke was a top designer in the "re-purposing" program.
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* The RPG, aside from a lower ammo count, is essentially the same. Although it can be seen having a form of Heat Seeking in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHzclyYnI&feature=related this gameplay montage]]. Nothing big, the EDF just felt it needed so tweaks.
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* The RPG, aside from a lower ammo count, is essentially the same. Although it can be seen having a form of Heat Seeking in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHzclyYnI&feature=related this gameplay montage]]. Nothing big, the EDF just felt it needed so some tweaks.
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* The Ripper Chaingun, as the name implies, is a portable chainhun. "Portable" in the loosest sense of the word as you had to carry all those ammo belts with you at once. So the EDF took the Ripper, and modified it to be like a badass Assault Rifle that takes 50-Round magazines.
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* The Ripper Chaingun, as the name implies, is a portable chainhun.chaingun. "Portable" in the loosest sense of the word as you had to carry all those ammo belts with you at once. So the EDF took the Ripper, and modified it to be like a badass Assault Rifle that takes 50-Round magazines.
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[[WMG: The EDF are why so many of Duke's guns have changed in DNF]]
After Duke saved the world, the Earth Defense Force was established in order to defend the Earth in case of another invasion. But there was all these alien firearms that only Duke could use just lying around. And there sure as Hell wasn't gonna be anymore invasions any time soon. So they took the time out to modify the weapons for military use.
*The Ripper Chaingun, as the name implies, is a portable chainhun. "Portable" in the loosest sense of the word as you had to carry all those ammo belts with you at once. So the EDF took the Ripper, and modified it to be like a badass Assault Rifle that takes 50-Round magazines.
*The Shrink Ray was shown to be a bulky machine that uses resources un-available on Earth. So the EDF invented Earth-based Shrinking elements, and redesigned the Shrink Ray to fire these elements without shrinking itself. That's why it now has a "Portal" look and shoots globs of Shrinking material rather than a ray of it.
*The Microwave Expander was considered a lost cause. It was just too redundant to be of any use. But then the EDF decided to make a Sniper Rail Gun that uses the Expander technology. The Sniper Rail Gun uses special bolts mixed with Expander elements that make enemies' heads explode on a headshot. Why? [[RuleofCool Because it's awesome]].
*The Devastator was pretty much unchanged. Just made easier to carry and given a nice redesign. But it was also made to hold [[FreudWasRight 69 rockets]] despite firing in increments of 2.
*The RPG, aside from a lower ammo count, is essentially the same. Although it can be seen having a form of Heat Seeking in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHzclyYnI&feature=related this gameplay montage]]. Nothing big, the EDF just felt it needed so tweaks.
*Now for the big one. Time for the hugest change the EDF could ever make to Duke's aresenal. They made the [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking Mighty Boot a finisher rather than a rather weak melee attack]]. How did they do this? Well they told Duke that smacking a Pig-Cop in the face with a huge-gun actually did more damage than kicking at them. Why? Because using The Boot as a finisher [[RuleOfCool looks more awesome]]. Duke agreed, and now you can smack Pig-cops in the face with your gun AND boot them in the face!
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[[WMG: Duke Nukem Forever is going to hang so many lampshades on the development Hell]]
I mean, it's very noticeable, the least Gearbox is gonna do is note it as well.
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* And his ride is his TARDIS. That's why he's so pissed about it being shot up in Duke 3D.
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[[WMG: Duke Nukem Forever will be released before Max Payne 3]]
DNF is on the 2011 calender, but MP3 is not.
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* To complete [[RuleOfThree a trinity]], SquareEnix joined 3D Realms and Blizzard five years ago with the announcement of Final Fantasy XIII Versus, which will likely take just as much time to finish as DNF. Just to make sure vaporware is downplayed across the globe, instead of just in western markets.
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[[WMG: Duke Nukem Forever is a timelord..... that got lost in time]]
On the plus side I thik its finally found its way home.
On the plus side I thik its finally found its way home.
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** Actually, you just ''won'' Duke Nukem Forever. You win by realizing that this is, in fact, what Duke Nukem Forever is.
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** [[YourHeadASplode Mind = BLOWN]]
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[[WMG: Duke Nukem Forever will be released as a Virtual Reality simulation.]]
Which means that we won't be seeing it reaaaaaly long time XD.
[[WMG: Before DNF will be released - few other Duke Nukem games will appear.]]
Just so fans won't lose hope =)
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** HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
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** And Duke Nukem Forever is getting released in 2011. Cue Nighttrain.
** You did it. Congratulations.
** You did it. Congratulations.
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** And Duke Nukem Forever As of the Gearbox announcement, this is getting released in 2011.looking considerably more likely. Cue Nighttrain.
** You did it. Congratulations.
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** And Gearbox have "taken over development"! Due for release later this year or early next year! Allegedly! Because we haven't heard that every twelve months for the last thirteen years! Until we actually see a product on the shelves, I'd say this one is truly confirmed.
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** And Gearbox have "taken over development"! Due for release later this year or early next year! Allegedly! Because we haven't heard that ''that'' every twelve months for the last thirteen years! Until we actually see a product on the shelves, I'd say this one is truly confirmed.
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** And Gearbox have "taken over development"! Due for release later this year or early next year! Allegedly! Because we haven't heard that every twelve months for the last thirteen years! Until we actually see a product on the shelves, I'd say this one is truly confirmed.
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** And Duke Nukem Forever is getting released in 2011. Cue Nighttrain.
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** And Duke Nukem Forever is getting released in 2011. Cue Nighttrain.Nighttrain.
** You did it. Congratulations.
** You did it. Congratulations.
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*Well then, it looks like the human race is due for explosioning.
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** And Duke Nukem Forever is getting released in 2011. Cue Nighttrain.
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