History WMG / ArtemisFowl

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* Confirmed as of The Last Guardian.

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** Butler and Lexaeus's personalities aren't anything alike. Lexaeus is TheBerserker, and Butler is more of a GeniusBruiser.

* And because the entire series has been nothing but {{Badass Decay}} for him, and he needs to go back to being morally ambiguous, instead of just a sissy eco-warrior.

* Interesting...It´s never mentioned what they did with the clone afterwards, is it

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* WordOfGod disproves this: http://twitter.com/eoincolfer/statuses/3473367723

* WordOfGod ''could'' be said to disprove this, too'': http://twitter.com/eoincolfer/statuses/3473367723

** Then wouldn't his mother be. . . [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Lady Margolotta]]? ''Holy Hera''. It ''would'' explain his 'vampire-like' smile. . .
* Unless directly stated by Word of God, with no possible way of misinterpetation. I will assume this is true, because it both makes sense and would be so freaking awesome.

*** There is a Third Option {TM}: Havelock realizes the EvilPlan and allows it to happen, because he had found the prodigy to be the PERFECT replacement for him, now that he is getting old...

Now, if we apply the [[ReligionIsMagic Religion Is Magic]] idea, we can assume that many early religious practices extended from Humanity's Ritual. A great many ancient cultures associated Fire with sacrifices and the gods, we note that the number of sun-cults outnumbers lunar cults(alright, only slightly, but it's a WMG), and that the most common element of sacrifice is Blood.

* A sacrifice of Life in the form of blood. Humans being, culturally speaking, the more Carnivorous species.

So return your gift into the ground.
* How does the rule of dwelling effect holy water, and i think that the cross hurts fairies though i might be wrong.

[[WMG:The sixth book is called the Time Paradox because the series of [[StableTimeLoop Stable Time Loops]] was caused by a [[TimeParadox Time Paradox]]. ]]

* In addition, what Artemis interprets as his mother's failing sanity and physical health in the first book is, in fact, indicative of his ''own'' deepening delusions. It's actually ''Mrs. Fowl'' who is trying and failing to get through to ''Artemis.'' She is his last major connection to reality; as reality becomes more and more incompatible with his own view of the world, she makes less and less sense to him. Her recovery represents Artemis' final break from reality; his hallucinatory world now contains a mother who acts and reacts as he expects her to, rather than a warped interpretation of the real person's words and actions.

* He had in fact spend the time on ''And One More Thing'', and just let some underling write a TakeThat for lousy fangirls.

Some kind of fluid from there bodies, likely blood, will be required to cure [[TheVirus Atlantis Complex.]] This will tie in with the above "3 Kobois" theory. It will basically play out as Present!Koboi meets Past!Koboi and the combine their minds to become a super-being and use Clone!Koboi to distract Artemis, thinking it's blood is the Quantum Zombies and Hybrid!Koboi will dominate Haven.

[[WMG: The Atlantis Complex will leave Artemis with [[TheSandman seven personalities]].]]

** Orion. Romantic, and obsessed with fantasy- the dreamer.

** Artemis Fowl himself, the "main" personality. The one who acts and reacts to everyone. (If the last alter is Delirium, then this is ''not'' the Artemis with a number problem, and the paranoia. If it's not Delirium, then this is the alter with the number problems and the paranoia.)

** The alter who focuses on surviving, no matter the cost.

** If it's the Destroyed, it will be all of Artemis's cracks and inner feelings, all that he hides. It will be the 'inner-child'- the inner child that was destroyed.

** A depressed alter, locked in sadness. All of his negative feelings locking him into a loop. Different from the Destroyed in that this alter is only sadness, and feelings of inadequacies, whereas the Destroyed is the inner-child, wanting love and acceptance.

** If Delight, then this one will be the alter who takes happiness from the smallest things in life. Joy at the tiniest thing, such as butterflies and how blue the sky is.

Why? Because it would be awesome.
It's not a ''perfect'' match-to-match, of course. After all, [[TheSandman Dream]] isn't the same as Orion, but even the idea of this happening is cool.

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This troper believed this, before seeing it here. Nice to know that somebody else thinks the same.

TLC says that humans have the mental capacity for magic, which Artemis unlocks in that same book. The Eternity Code implies that human life force is able to replace magic power.

[[WMG: Artemis could [[CheckhovsBoomerang use magic again]] [[CastFromLifespan using his life-force]] in [[DangerousForbiddenTechnique an]] [[GodzillaThreshold emergency]].]]

** [[CosmicHorrorStory Something ''worse''...]]

** [[CosmicHorror Something ''worse''...]]

[[WMG: Holly's amber magic is special.]]

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Things were going poorly in the ''Kingdom Hearts'' universe. A mastermind was needed to help bring things to a good end for the heroes. So, the Three Good Fairies got in contact with a distant cousin of theirs, Holly Short, of the [[Main/OurElvesAreBetter LEPrecon]], in a separate dimension. She suggested they get in contact with Artemis Fowl. Artemis, intrigued when he heard about Kingdom Hearts, decided to not only help the Three Good Fairies, but to take the power of Kingdom Hearts for himself. Through some overly long BatmanGambit, bordering on XanatosRoulette he made himself one the of six apprentices of Ansem and allowed himself and Butler to become Heartless. Ultimately, he has a plan to re-united himself and Butler with their hearts. For now, he works through the nobodies of himself (Zexion, who uses a copy of The Book of the People, his lexicon, to fight in battles) and Butler (Lexaeus, who brings any needed physical support) to manipulate the members of Organization XIII. The Lexaeus and Zexion in ''Chain of Memories'' were not the actual Nobodies but copies that Artemis had Zexion make, as Zexion is a master of illusion. He is still in the background, working towards his ultimate end.

[[WMG:The entire series is a massive XanatosRoulette by Artemis Fowl.]]

** One of two things: They'll take a liking to each other and play chess or Thud all day, or Artemis will get cocky, think up a XanatosRoulette to take over Ankh Morpork, and get blown to shit by Vetinari.

[[WMG: Orion isn't a split personality, He's an [[Main/KamenRiderDenO Imagin]]. Conversely Orion may or may not be a [[Main/JojosBizarreAdventure Stand]], He may also be a [[Main/ShinMegamiTensei Persona]].]]

Things were going poorly in the ''Kingdom Hearts'' universe. A mastermind was needed to help bring things to a good end for the heroes. So, the Three Good Fairies got in contact with a distant cousin of theirs, Holly Short, of the [[Main/OurElvesAreBetter LEPrecon]], in a separate dimension. She suggested they get in contact with Artemis Fowl. Artemis, intrigued when he heard about Kingdom Hearts, decided to not only help the Three Good Fairies, but to take the power of Kingdom Hearts for himself. Through some overly long [[Main/XanatosGambit Xanatos Gambit]], bordering on [[Main/XanatosRoulette Roulette]], he made himself one the of six apprentices of Ansem and allowed himself and Butler to become Heartless. Ultimately, he has a plan to re-united himself and Butler with their hearts. For now, he works through the nobodies of himself (Zexion, who uses a copy of The Book of the People, his lexicon, to fight in battles) and Butler (Lexaeus, who brings any needed physical support) to manipulate the members of Organization XIII. The Lexaeus and Zexion in ''Chain of Memories'' were not the actual Nobodies but copies that Artemis had Zexion make, as Zexion is a master of illusion. He is still in the background, working towards his ultimate end.

** One of two things: They'll take a liking to each other and play chess or Thud all day, or Artemis will get cocky, think up a Xanatos Roulette to take over Ankh Morpork, and get blown to shit by Vetinari.
*** There is a Third Option {TM}: Havelock realizes the XanatosGambit, and allows it to happen, because he had found the prodigy to be the PERFECT replacement for him, now that he is getting old...

* A sacrifice of Life, in the form of the acorn, made to the Earth and/or Magic itself and/or The Powers That Be. Possibly related to the vegan nature of most fairies?

* Clearly the ritual involved sacrificing a mammoth. The sacrifice is done upon the top of a hill, at the peak of dawn, the meet is then burnt as an offering to teh gods, and finally the ritual requires a three hour long chant in ancient sumerian(or some other extinct language). Humans thus lost their magic because well they kind of ran out of mammoths and sumerians(or some other groupd of people that spoke an extinct language. Clearly elephants don't work as a substitute.

[[WMG: Artemis will become an anarchist and start an anarchist revolution, turning the IRA into a Tolstoyist faction, and lead an anarchist revolution, when he wins humans will live in peace with fairies.]]