History Videogame / Deadpool

** While Cable is telling Deadpool why he should care about Sinister's evil plan, Deadpool pictures him as a [[AnnoyingOrange talking taco]].

* MythologyGag: Deadpool does a Shoryuken.

*** Unsurprisingly, Wolverine's once again voiced by Creator/SteveBlum.
*** And on a slightly surprising note, Gwendoline Yeo's back as [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen Domino]].

** There is a required stealth section in Sinister's throne room, but only because Deadpool feels like stealth-killing him.

* NotSoAboveItAll: The[[OnlySaneMan White Box]] voice in Deadpool's head is usually serious, but still cracks crude jokes on occasion.

* InterfaceScrew: At one point in the game Deadpool's head gets reattached to his body backwards, reversing the player's controls until he can reattach it correctly. Also, Vertigo's powers cover the screen in a strange green wave effect, but the effect on the controls is minimal.

* ContractualGenreBlindness: Despite being a FourthWallObserver and possessing the game's script, Deadpool is completely unaware of various plot twists in the game.

* CrashingThroughAHarem: Deadpool wanders into a cool-looking party full of girls in short-shorts and bikinis while chasing after Rogue; most of them tell him to get lost, but talking to enough of them gains the player the 10 G Accomplishment "Social Deadpool". (It's all a hallucination as it turns out.)

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* {{Zipperiffic}}: [[http://cdn.destructoid.com//ul/254807-/4284Deadpool_Wolverine_PEGI-noscale.jpg Look at Wolverine's outfit]]. He has one zipper on each bicep that covers absolutely nothing except that one bicep.

* TakeThatAudience: Deadpool preempts any complaints about Rogue being able to fly in the game (despite currently not being able to not in the comics) by telling complainers to stop whining about it, move out of their parents' basement, and then get laid.

* DrivenToSuicide: When Cable tries to inform Deadpool of the state of affairs in the future, he can barely get a sentence out before losing Deadpool's attention thanks to how boring the latter finds it. Deadpool eventually just decides to shoot himself.

%% IF YOU ADD AN ENTRY, PLEASE DO IT IN THE THIRD PERSON...THAT MEANS YOU DEADPOOL.
%% WHAT?! C'MON! FIRST MY OWN MOVIE AND NOW THIS?!

%% IF YOU ADD AN ENTRY, PLEASE DO IT IN THE THIRD PERSON

--> '''Me:''' So do I. Yoink! ''(slam the door in the poor girl's face)''

%% THIS PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING CLEANUP. IT IS NOT IN THE SELF DEMONSTRATING NAMESPACE.

The game opened to mixed reviews- many outlets praised Creator/NolanNorth and the humor of the game, but the gameplay was less well received. Apparently shooting, stabbing and slashing isn't considered fun by some people. Heh, what do ''they'' know?

Due to licensing issues, Marvel messed up the licensing deal, both this game and ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'' were out of print for a time. However, this game was eventually put on Steam and [[http://www.digitalspy.com/gaming/news/a666244/activisions-deadpool-will-be-breaking-the-fourth-wall-on-xbox-one-and-ps4-in-november.html?rss#~pn3IMKsutIvxsx came to Xbox One and PS4 November 2015]].

* ActuallyADoomBot: The first two times Deadpool kills Sinister, Cable tells him that those were clones (and he had a dozen in reserve for the end fight), but Cable confirms he got the real one at the end.

* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: [[spoiler: Thanks to a convenient face-sucking session with Rogue, she ends up stealing Deadpool's voices, katanas, mask AND starring role!]]

* BackFromTheDead: Deadpool kills all three of the Marauders (Arclight, Vertigo, and Blockbuster) in the first half of the game, only for them to spontaneously reappear just before the final boss fight. Given that most of the enemies are clones, it's pretty much hand-waved.
* BadFuture: Cable comes from one- Deadpool gets sick very quickly of Cable talking about it.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Deadpool periodically sees things that aren't really there; most commonly bikini-clad fan girls. He also comes off this way to all of the other characters, talking about the player and game design.

* TheComicallySerious: Cable. He knows Deadpool well enough to bribe him with Tacos or the promise of a naked fan-girl to do what he needs. Also, when Deadpool shoots himself in the head to get out of a conversation with Cable, Cable just pins a note to him using a knife stuck in his chest.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Deadpool constantly ignores the plot of the game involving the X-Men and any plan Mr. Sinister has to go do his own thing. The X-Men and Cable run around trying to save the world while Deadpool- and the player- more or less just screws around.

** At one point Deadpool has Cabble rig a Sentinel boot for flight, which he uses to stomp on enemies.
** Mr Shuggums finds the Sentinel boot [[spoiler: and steps on the real Sinister with it.]]

* DrivenToSuicide: In the middle of Cable informing Deadpool of the state of affairs in the future, he can barely get a sentence out before losing Deadpool's attention thanks to how boring he finds it. He eventually just decides to put a bullet in his head.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Deadpool casually shoots Vertigo in the face without even looking at her the first time she dies. When you encounter her with the other Marauders later, she again goes down with very little gunfire.

* EffortlessAchievement: You get one just for starting the game, Deadpool lampshades it, and then another one pops up. The achievements are titled "The First One's Free" and "The Second One's Also Free"
* ExcusePlot: Deadpool only goes after Chance at the beginning of the game because- quite literally- the game's script says so. He only goes after Mr. Sinister because he's pissed Sinister killed his contract and he wants payback.
** It becomes a running joke where it's clear there's a very serious plot going on with the X-Men being depowered and Sinister exhuming very powerful mutant corpses to harvest their DNA, and so on- but because we're seeing the plot through Deadpool's eyes and Deadpool doesn't care about any of that, the plot is pretty much just "Kill Mr. Sinister for revenge".

* GenericDoomsdayVillain: Mr. White is an extremely generic villain with almost no backstory or motivation given; Deapool lampshades how he's just a basic easy-to-hate bad guy. Mr. Sinister fills out this role after White snuffs it.
* GiantMook: The {{BFG}} wielding {{mooks}} are these. Some of the SuperPoweredMooks are pretty big too.

* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Happens after rescuing Rogue- Deadpool gets separated from his legs, and then his top half lands on a hapless soldier below him.
* HealingFactor: Deadpool's primary power- he uses it in mundane and gratuitous ways, like committing suicide to get out of a conversation with Cable.

* ImagineSpot: At least twice Deadpool hallucinates women in bikinis.

* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: [[spoiler: Both me and Arclight. Too bad for her she doesn't have a healing factor, although she does have a nice pair of titties, almost didn't notice I was busy being penetrated by a huge rod thanks to them!]]

* InterfaceScrew: At one point in the game Deapool's head gets reattached to his body backwards, reversing the player's controls until he can reattach it correctly. Also, Vertigo's powers cover the screen in a strange green wave effect, but the effect on the controls is minimal.

* JustifiedTutorial: Well, justified for you, maybe. I know what I'm doing...but then again, this is a new medium for me, so I guess I should maybe pay attention. HA! No.

* JigsawPuzzlePlot: The plot of the game involves Mr. Sinister hijacking satellites, knocking out the X-Men, and exhuming the corpses of powerful mutants to harvest their DNA, but because the story is told through Deadpool's perspective- and Deadpool couldn't care less about the plot- the story is mostly about Deadpool dicking around while chunks of the actual story are presented and ignored.
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Well ''duh''. They ain't as fast as my sais, or as strong as my hammers, but they're the best of both worlds. Or the average of both worlds, I guess.
* KillItWithFire: Seems like High Moon didn't think all those dismemberments and awesome acrobatics from yours truly were enough, so they decided that when I hit dudes hard enough, flames shoot out of my weapons and the ground temporarily turns into magma. Doesn't really make much sense, but I sure as hell ain't complaining!
* KillSteal: Seriously, what the hell, Sinister?!
* LampshadeHanging: Those imaginary girls sure were insightful. Not that I would know, considering I fell asleep while they were talking:

** Alongside that, I lampshade plenty of objects me and the voices in my head meet when we come across them in our travels.
---> '''Me''': Exploding barrels!\\
'''Also Me''': It's like they were placed there specifically for us to use. High Mooooooooon!
* LostFoodGrievance: Cable was able to convince me to battle Mister Sinister by pointing out that Sinister's success also means the destruction of my '''favorite taco restaurant'''! I guess this also overlaps with FoodAsBribe.

* MadHatter: Life's a blast when you're not constrained by sanity or logic!
* MaleGaze: With so many beautiful butts, It's hard not to look.
* ManChild: Yellow Box acts a lot like this, compared to [[OnlySaneMan White Box]].
** Some people unfairly claim I am as well, but they're just big ugly stupid doo-doo heads!
* MeaningfulName: Mr. Sinister, [[CaptainObvious he's a bad guy]].
* MedalOfDishonor: The "You've been Cole-slaw-tered!" achievement requires you to royally suck at one of my game's simple-as-crap platforming sections, dying about 10 times...unless [[VideogameCrueltyPotential you get off to that]]...[[YouBastard you]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards sick...SICK]] [[YouBastard BASTARD]].
* MegatonPunch: When I [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext mistake Cable for a girl in bikini]] and do a grab motion, he reacts by slugging me. I probably deserved that.

* MoreDakka: And this can be upgraded to make me more badass, which shouldn't be possible.
* MostCommonSuperpower: All of the female characters, with jiggle physics and skin-tight costumes to boot. It's worth mentioning four X-Men appear in the game; three women and Wolverine.

* NobodyPoops: Well, nobody poops except for me. Probably shouldn't have eaten all those burritos. Taking a whiz on the other hand...

* OddFriendship: With Cable, they say. But I got history with Priscilla, so it just wouldn't have been right for him not to be in my game. Best buds fo'eva!
* OnlySaneMan: White Box... well, sorta, anyway. At least compared to [[ManChild Yellow Box]].
** Also Cable.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: The genocide of mutants in Genosha is pretty much the only thing in the game that is not joked about a single time- even by Deadpool.

* PsychoticManchild: The Yellow Box, the thing makes even me seem like a normal person.

* {{Railroading}}: Attempted by White Box. He ''really'' wishes me and Yellow Box would stop fucking around and actually pay attention to the story.
* RageAgainstTheAuthor: If High Moon can't make my game the way I want, you bet your ass I'm going to call them out on it!
--> I blame YOU, Daniel Way!
* RebusBubble: Used when Cable tells me to stay away from the security tower, because Mister Sinister was in it. Of course I go after him anyways. Hey, the guy basically stole my contract!
* RealIsBrown: It is not! Oh, you mean the coloring. Yeah the doesn't a lot of color outside of some the characters costumes do its areas, in order, consist of; a skyscraper, a sewer (a very brown one), most of it in a ruined city on Genosha, with some buildings with grey interiors, and briefly going into a cave. So get used to grey, cause there isn't a lot else.
* RoleReprisal: Now come on. If any [[TheOtherDarrin other cheapskate]] voiced me, I wouldn't sound as cool as Creator/NolanNorth.
** Not even [[VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance John Kassir]]?
*** Uh... Well, except maybe him, but...
** Creator/{{Will|Friedle}} [[WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan Friedle]]?
*** That too, I guess, but...
** ''Creator/RyanReynolds?''
*** Ehhh... Well. Moving on. Unsurprisingly, Wolvie's once again voiced by Creator/SteveBlum. Seriously, does that man ever sleep? He's done like, what? A bajillon gruff voices already?

* RuleOfCool: Hey, Troper! Why is this not named Rule Of Deadpool?
** [[{{Beat}} ...]][[BlatantLies Legal issues.]]
* RuleOfFunny: Same here. Wait, would that cause some kind of cool-funny Internet singularity problem? Awesome!
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Designers really need to understand that buttons and stuff should make "beep" and "boop" sounds when you press them. Until they do, I guess I'll fill in for them. But they'd better appreciate it!
* {{Sexposition}}: This one time, Summers was going on about his dire-warning-from-the-future crap and it was so boring that I had to shot myself to shut him up. However, he left a note (in my chest) saying he wanted me to the north of Genosha. I didn't want to until the note mentioned that there's also a [[MostCommonSuperpower big-breasted]] woman who claims to be my biggest fan! [[spoiler: There wasn't... I was actually [[HoYay groping Cable]].]]
* ScriptBreaking: That explosive barrel machine was really fun! [[BalefulPolymorph That cow]] wasn't paying enough attention to how ''awesome'' I am, [[spoiler:[[BossBattle and neither was the machine]], actually]].
* ShmuckBait: There's a button you can push early on to watch me use the bathroom. If you press it, I'll sit down and use the bathroom while you watch. [[TakeThatAudience Freak!]]
* ShoutOut:
** I do a [[Franchise/StreetFighter Shoryuken]] in the first act.

** I like to do shout outs. I do a ''lot'' of shout outs. I just wouldn't be myself if I didn't reference mediums that I shouldn't technically be aware of!
** Hell, I even make a passing reference to ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' when I interact with my dog! C'mon boy! Red rocket! Red rocket!
** When Cable finishes work on the Sentinel foot, I scream [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Roll Out!]]

** While Cable was yacking on about something about tacos, I pictured him as a [[AnnoyingOrange talking taco]]. Mmm...
** That big empty chest and the image of my dog that appears when I jump out of it reminds me of that [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac little boy who cries a lot.]] ''No I don't mean me!''
** VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'s Breakdance move looks just like my Old School momentum attack. I taught her everything she knows, of course.

* ShowingOffTheNewBody: When Rogue absorbs my healing factor, she also absorbs the voices in my head. She then feels compelled to "check the girls out," [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial for reasons totally other than to appeal to all the lonely gamers out there]].
* ShowsDamage: If you let me get shot enough, my suit gets torn apart by the minute, showing off bits of my [[BodyHorror sexy body]] here and there. It gets to the point where you can see me like [[http://i.imgur.com/37V6hGP.png this]].
* SigilSpam: Deadpool's logo appears everywhere- even in ancient Genosha ruins. Deadpool lampshades how little sense this makes.
* SnotBubble: When Deadpool falls asleep- both in his apartment and when mingling with two chatty fan-girls.
* SquishyWizard: Fits with her [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway lame]] skill set for Vertigo to go down from one gunshot.
* StealthBasedMission: Ordinarily, I wouldn't pass up the chance to have bullet-y fun for everyone. But I ''reeeeeally'' wanted revenge on that prick Sinister, so I made sure to take out all his guards silently. Sure as hell not gonna bother doing it again if I need to watch the player fall in love with a text prompt again, though.
* StuffBlowingUp: I wouldn't want to restrict myself to just stabbing, shooting, lasering, slashing, smashing, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment stabbing]]. I mean, that'd just get dull. So I have a few grenades and land mines. You know, for giggles.
** Also, at various plot-critical moments, I reach into my handy stock of C4 to make the kind of explosions that break the budget. Literally.
* SuicideAsComedy: Dammit Cable, with your long rambling boring speeches! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal Good thing I can heal.]]
* SuperPoweredMooks: Sinister's army of clones has about a half-dozen different kinds of these, but most of the game is spent fighting his powerless ones. Doesn't seem like he's really got it down pat though, I'm pretty sure {{ComicBook/Gambit}} knows more than 2 words and I don't think his powers consist of "do your best zombie impression and then blow yourself up". Would be a lot funnier if that's all he could do, though.
* TakeOurWordForIt: That guy I was supposed to kidnap ''WAS'' a bad guy. If what you're told about him ain't enough, there's the fact that he's helping Sinister.
* TakeThatAudience: I told the comic nerds who complained that Rogue cannot currently fly in the comics but can in the game to stop whining about it, move out of their parents' basement and then get laid. Hey, I got their money already, what are they going to do about it, trade the game in?
** [[TemptingFate We really shouldn't be giving them any ideas you know.]] While we're at it, maybe we should give them their asthma inhalers and glasses back too.
** But if you watch me use the bathroom, you are a freak. I ain't taking that one back.

-->How's ''that'' for impenetrable, asshole?

* TheThreeTrials: My lovely lady-friend Death needs a few mutant souls set free, so I pick up one pretty colored bottle at a time and head through some portals to get 'em back. We got [[MultiMookMelee a pit with a bunch of assholes raining down on me,]] a few pop quizzes from 'Deadpoolio the Amazing', and a fairground shooting gallery...[[RightOnQueue with the ultimate test of endurance.]]

-->'''Deadpool, after blowing up a bathroom''' That's what happens when you mix C-4 and a bean burrito! Now Be honest: I'm not the only one with a little but of shit in their pants right now, am I?
* UnexpectedCharacter: The main villains in the game- apart from Mr. Sinister- are the Marauders. Deadpool complains about how they couldn't get better villains for the game.
* UnexpectedGameplayChange: Come on! You should have seen the sidescrolling platformer bit coming when you saw the green pipe I was about to go down.
** High Moon does this a lot in my game, actually. Something about how the pipe-surfing and turret sections break up the brawler gameplay so it doesn't get repetitive. Whatever.

* VillainousBreakdown: Sinister is ''not'' pleased when his entire army of clones gets killed, and not even by a real mutant- he rants to Deadpool about how disgusting and pathetic he is when the two come face-to-face.

* WallJump: Naturally, with his cat-like agility.

* ZergRush: The final level sends several large waves after you in a row with no breaks. It's universally considered the hardest part of the game by a wide margin. Deadpool lampshades the abundance of enemies

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* MegatonPunch: When I [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext mistake Cable for a girl in bikini]] and do a grab motion, he reacts by slugging me. I probably deserved that.

** I like to do shout outs. I do a ''lot'' of shout outs. I just wouldn't be me if I didn't reference mediums that I shouldn't technically be aware of!

Due to licensing issues, Marvel messed up the licensing deal, both this game and ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'' were out of print for a time. However, this game was eventually put on Steam and will be [[http://www.digitalspy.com/gaming/news/a666244/activisions-deadpool-will-be-breaking-the-fourth-wall-on-xbox-one-and-ps4-in-november.html?rss#~pn3IMKsutIvxsx coming to Xbox One and PS4 November 2015]].

* AttackAttackAttack: [[spoiler: When you geeks play as [[ComicBook/XMen Rogue]], she can't use my teleport or counter. In fact, that button makes her just use a horizontal slash.]]
** [[spoiler:Of course, our teleport isn't a power. It's proprietary tecnology Weasel made for us, remember?]]

* ButThouMust: At one point you have to stealth-kill Mr. Sinister by sneaking up to him and pressing a button. The wording of the prompt changes if you wait. The "have fun/don't have fun" option simply becomes "stab Sinister/stab Sinister." Finally, a win/win!

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Look, the point is Sinister needs to pay for messing up my contract. All that other stuff about the future and the X-Men and Sinister doing something (dare I say it? OF COURSE) sinister? ''Whatever!''
** And seriously, you can't tell me that Sinister is in the security tower and ''not'' expect me to kick his ass.
** When trying to blast into a safe room with C4, White Box suggests using 20 ounces of C4, and the Yellow Box expresses his hate for the metric system and wanting to use the American system. And no, I'm not going to point out to him that ounces are from the American system, but maybe I'll bring that I'm Canadian, [[MultipleChoicePast maybe]].

** And of course, Cable carries one, too, one he won't let Deadpool use.
* CrazyPrepared: I had a feeling High Moon was going to reject my awesome videogame idea. So I left a "present" for them in their HQ.
* DeathFromAbove: I fight one variety of mook that acts like Storm's evil brother, trying to drop lightning bolts and icicles down on my head.
** I later get Cable to jury-rig the foot of a destroyed Sentinel to rocket about Genosha at random, dropping in on some henchmen too stupid to bother looking up.
** Mr Shuggums must have been taking notes. [[spoiler: He stepped on the real Sinister for me! Who's a good boy?]]

* FourthWallObserver: How else did you think I wrote this.

** Deadpool's healing factor has been majorly toned down too; otherwise the player would be pretty much immortal.

* GenericDoomsdayVillain: Mr. White, doesn't have a lot of personality and is mostly just around to serve as a target for me. Come to think of, pretty much all the villains in the game are, the Marauders don't even talk, Sinister barely gets enough screen time to display much personality, apart from being pissed off at me for foiling his plans.
** But we're pissed off at him for foiling ''our'' plans, so that makes us even!
*** You bet.

* GoodBadGirl: Lady Deadpool (Rogue), When Rogue absorbs my healing factor. She also absorbs my slutty personality.
* {{Gorn}}: I could give ''MortalKombat'' a run for its money with the over the top gore in my game.

* GroinAttack: [[spoiler: How I dismiss Mister Sinister in the finale.]]
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler:Shit happens sometimes to me. Makes for a great party trick if I actually manage to land on some poor bastard's head.]]
* HealingFactor: Part of my power set if you didn't know from my comics (and if you don't, get the hell off this page and read my fabulous TVTropes entry. Or better yet, read the comics. I need the money dammit!) and good thing too, cause I get very, ''very'' mutilated in this game. Hell I even do it to myself when Cable doing his "The Future is Doomed" Blah Blah Blah.
** And everybody that has this in comics has theirs ignored here, mainly Wolverine and Sinister.
* HehHehYouSaidX: Yellow Box does that a lot, even for me.

* HelpingWouldBeKillStealing: The X-Chumps aren't gonna help me. This is ''my'' game!
* HeyCatch: Since the cool futuristic pew-pew guns come with a fingerprint scanner by default, I might as well make use of it and challenge random unaware clones to an impromptu shootout: while they're trying and failing to find the trigger, I'll just turn their head into fine red mist with my other gun. And even if they'd manage to find the trigger in time, they still wouldn't be able to fire it! Win-win for me!
* HighlyVisibleNinja: And yet I still manage to get those stealth kills! 'Cause I'm ''awesome.'' Sinister may also consider getting a less crappy temp agency for his goons.
* HulkSpeak: DEADPOOL SMASH! [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk That's how he says it, right?]]
* ImagineSpot: Why can't the player get more ''real'' hot girls in bikinis? Twice, even!
* ImmuneToDrugs: Thanks to my HealingFactor, as everyone should know by now. But in case the player doesn't, I'll remind them after their [[ExactWords peer pressure is forcing me to drink]] [[RuleOfFunny five magically respawning beers]] in less than a minute from my fridge.

* MostCommonSuperpower: You better believe it! All the lovely ladies have assets (hehe, I said ''ass'') that would make Creator/KimKardashian and Creator/PamelaAnderson weep in bitter jealousy. Add in skin-tight outfits and JigglePhysics lovingly rendered in hi-def makes Deadpool a happy man.
* MythologyGag: I once again do a shoryuken, only this time it's not directed at an X-Man.

* NoFourthWall: Par for the course for me, amirite?
* NotSoAboveItAll: Even [[OnlySaneMan White Box]] can't resist some of the awesomeness.

* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: While I mostly make jokes of everything, even Sinister's EvilPlan, the massacre of the mutants on Genosha by the Sentinels is something that even I won't joke about.
* OptionalStealth: On one hand, you don't get to see my awesome acrobatics when you sneak up on goons with their backs turned. On the other, their reaction when I get an instant kill on them is '''HILARIOUS'''. Decisions, decisions...
** The part in Sinister's throne room, though? ''Obligatory'' stealth. I know I'm trigger-happy, but you don't want me to get a NonStandardGameOver, do ya?
* OverlyLongGag: Hey, it's not my fault if the player keeps leaving me hanging at critical moments, like whether I should get myself out of an awkward situation. Like hanging up the phone. Or when they force me to slap my best buddy Wolvie silly instead! Quite frankly, you have no one to blame but yourself. And High Moon. And Daniel Way. And the achievement system for encouraging this kind of behavior.
** Ah, who am I kidding. I would do it anyway!

* QuirkyMiniBossSquad: The Marauders! They could get better villains!

* DistressedDamsel: I wouldn't be surprised if all the X-Babes needed saving. Wolverine too.
* DoubleJump: Hey, if almost every other superhero in a platformer can have one, why can't I? Up yours, physics!

* DroppedABridgeOnHim: How Vertigo dies the first time, I just casually shoot her. Easily the most unceremonious death in the game.
** But just to give the player the full experience in my game, they get to take a shot at Vertigo again thanks to the [[CloningBlues miracle of cloning]]. And I guess Sinister didn't make any improvements since that shot kills her, too.
* DropTheHammer: My stylish pair o' sledgehammers, perfect for getting those stubborn bloodstains off the carpet. Wait, no, got that backwards - perfect for getting those stubborn bloodstains ''on'' the carpet. Eat your heart out, Thor!
* DualWielding: All of my weapons, period. Hey, what can I say, if you got two hands, might as well make use of them!
** ReverseGrip: I wield one of my katanas in a reverse grip. [[RuleOfCool Why? Its cool that's why.]]
* EffortlessAchievement: Hey, the game loves its fans! So here's two achievements for merely starting the game and two more for finishing looking around the apartment before you even start the slashy stab kill stuff. You're welcome!

* ExplodingBarrels: Ah, yes, [[SarcasmMode how convenient]]!

* {{Zipperiffic}}: [[http://cdn.destructoid.com//ul/254807-/4284Deadpool_Wolverine_PEGI-noscale.jpg Look at Wolverine's outfit]]. Lots... of... zippers...

* BackFromTheDead: Weird, I swear I shot Vertigo and killed Arclight but they [[UnexplainedRecovery inexplicably come back for the finale.]] Pfeh, I'll just shoot them again.
** Probably more clones, Sinister always seems to have more those.
* BadFuture: Cable says the future sucks, so we have to kill Sinister to fix it, or something like that. I wasn't really listening, because let's face it; Cable is always yapping on and on about "impending doom" this and "end of the world" that. Yeesh, lighten up, Summers!

* BladeSpam: When you losers finally unlock my second sai overdrive, you get to see how much fun "Stabbity Stabbity" is.
** Also, I guess this is where I mention my similar attack with my [[DropTheHammer sledgehammers]]. I would list this under "Hammer Spam," but clearly, I'm the only one awesome enough to use that.

* BoringButPractical: This should be named the Vertigo, I tell ya.
* BossRush / WolfpackBoss: The final fight has me fight the Marauders at the same time.

* ButThouMust: Verily, but without all that YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe. When I finally sneak up on Sinister, I let the player have a nice chat with the dialogue box - though if the gamer keeps it up, the box gets downright creepy, and the "have fun/don't have fun" option simply becomes "stab Sinister/stab Sinister." Finally, a win/win!
* CartoonPhysics: I'm actually able to cross over a deep pit in one scene by using the ''dialogue captions'' as a bridge!
* CasualDangerDialogue: I like to banter with the mooks; it makes 'em feel appreciated.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Y'know, despite us being all [[HeterosexualLifePartners bromance & crap]], Cable tends to say "DAMN IT WADE!" a lot.
** We LOVE our {{Catchphrase}}s! :-D
* CensorBox: [[GagPenis It was unrealistically small for my big honking package.]] [[NoFourthWall I fixed it, though.]]
* ChekhovsGun: Hey, remember my dog who took off with the Sentinel boot? [[spoiler:He came back just in time to squash Mr. Sinister with it!]]
* CharacterAsHimself: What? I had as much to do with making this game as those guys at High Moon! It's only fair that I get my name [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt all over the end credits]].
* CListFodder: Seriously, we couldn't get better bad guys than D-listers like Arclight and Vertigo?
* CloningBlues: Oh my god there were so many clones! That's it! Next time I get a game, they better write in actual mooks, nothing like [[MechaMooks Robots]] or more clones!
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: [[BlatantLies Not me]], I mean, sure I see things that aren't there but...

* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Wall jump surfaces have a nice green tint, so you can spend less time finding them and more time killing stuff.
* TheComicallySerious: Good ol' Cable, he never changes.
** Except when he tried to bribe me with promises of a big-breasted fan girl who totally wants me. Or did I imagine that?

* ContractualGenreBlindness: Despite being a FourthWallObserver, I assume that the game is over when I apparently kill Sinister without a fight. Eh, I should have known better, but hey, RuleOfFunny.

* InLoveWithYourCarnage: [[spoiler: Ya gotta admit, Rogue looked freakin' HOT while eviscerating all those goons.]]
* IntimateHealing: I bravely, selflessly, heroically kiss Rogue so that she can absorb my healing factor!
* InterfaceScrew: [[spoiler: Let's see YOU try to walk where someone tells you to when your head is on backwards and you're missing an arm to twist it back! Probably not gonna happen 'cause you don't have my awesome healing factor. Also, what's up with that part where the player just sat there with a thumb up their ass with their fancy first person camera when I saw one of those transformers and ran to it? I can't have a game when the dude with the camera doesn't do his job properly! Show some goddamn initiative, man!]]
* InevitableWaterfall: Double subverted on this one! While I was at sailing down a river with Death, I thought there was one ahead! Thankfully, it was extremely short. But '''then''', the other one that follows '''immediately''' after got me '''so''' deep the Player's camera lost me for a bit!
* ItWasADarkAndStormyNight: It's how the "script" of my game starts, before I changed all that garbage.

* JigglePhysics: Rogue, Domino, Death... Basically every girl I meet. Coincidence? I think not.
* JigsawPuzzlePlot: Hey player, see if you can figure out what the script was about before I ''improved'' it! You've got Sinister, a satellite network hijack, mutant power cloning, and oh my god this is boring.

* SigilSpam: If you had a logo this awesome, you'd make sure to put it everywhere, too.
* SnotBubble: When I fall asleep. Weird that hardly anyone else in Western games bothers does it, serves as a handy reminder!

* ThankingTheViewer: Eh, you guys do deserve some credit for my victory.

* TheUnreveal: When the X-Men, and later Cable, try to talk about Sinister's plan, I don't pay attention because exposition is boring.
* ToiletHumor: Well, there are toilets, and I'm practically made of humor, so it's to be expected. Besides, it's a natural thing, there's nothing to be ashamed of... well, except for that guy. Wears his socks down his underpants, if you know what I'm saying.
* UnexpectedCharacter: The freaking Marauders are in this game! I even lampshade it. They seriously couldn't get better villains?

* UnreliableNarrator: [[spoiler: That part about Deadpool finding his totally real No. 1 fangirl? Yeah, when he got to grope "her," turned out to be Cable.]]
* VillainousBreakdown: Sinister has a big one when I show at his door step and slaughter the army of clones he sends at me.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Vertigo shows her powers of disorientating [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower aren't as useless as Deadpool makes them out to be]], and the end results stay on-screen.

* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Vertigo officially has the ''worst'' power! Ooh, she can make people ''dizzy''!
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Script? What script? I don't need no stinkin' script. Here, let me write one for me.
* WithCatlikeTread: Look, if you want to perform a [[BackStab stealth kill]] with unsilenced handguns, shotguns, uzis or plasma rifles, don't come crying to me when everyone in the room hears about it! I'm just making use of the opportunity to be awesome when I pump enough clips into them to simultaneously dismember and juggle them in midair.
* WolfPackBoss: In the final battle, Sinister throws waves of [[SendInTheClones clones]] of himself at me, and they hit like wimps!
* YouHaveOutLivedYourUsefulness: Sinister says this the crimelord dude after he's finished, whatever the hell his role in Sinister's plan is, before killing him.
* YoureInsane: Mr. White accuses me of this when I confront him. Not like I haven't heard that one before.
-->'''My response:''' Not as insane as you think!
* YouSuck: Yeah, I ''will'' tell you this if you're such a noob at controlling me.
-->'''Me''': Havin' a little fun, huh? Know what else is fun? Pointing out how much you SUCK!
* ZergRush: Sinister sends a ''DAMN'' big one at me that includes every type of enemy in the game. Pretty much the only part of the game people say is any real challenge.
* {{Zipperiffic}}: [[http://cdn.destructoid.com//ul/254807-/4284Deadpool_Wolverine_PEGI-noscale.jpg Look at Wolverine's outfit]]. Seriously, what's with all those zippers? Did the X-Men call up Music/MichaelJackson's stylist to design their new suits or what?
** Maybe they're pitching Wolvie for the next ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'' game? Y'know, since Disney owns Marvel and all?

* ExcusePlot: What? No, this is super serious stuff, man. Chimichangas ''and'' tacos [[LostFoodGrievance are at stake]]! Plus, you get to see how awesome I am.
** They're probably talking about that thing with Mr. Sinister, and satellites, and future stuff.
*** The only thing we care about is that Sinister killed the guy ''I'' was supposed to kill! That's ''obviously'' the most important part!

* [[DrivesLikeCrazy Flies Like Crazy]]: Maybe that's why Wolverine didn't want me to fly the Blackbird... Or maybe he's just a [[BigStupidDoodooHead big doody-head]] who doesn't want me to have fun!

* FramingDevice: Okay, so, get this: I'm starring in a game...about me making a game...in which I make a game! It makes perfect sense, right? Right?!

* GameplayAndStorySegregation: Technically, my teleporter works a ''lot'' better than the silly little distance it lets you travel in my game. And it almost never needs a cooldown. But it just wouldn't be ''as'' much fun if you could teleport all over the place and win the game in about two seconds flat.
** Okay, that would actually be ''totally awesome'', but then you would miss me gutting all those clones!
** Don't forget that that teleporter isn't the most reliable thing in the world. It keeps fizzling out every now and then, but here at least we don't have that risk.
*** So what? Two words for ya: healing factor.
* GatlingGood: I get my hands on a sweet minigun when I hijack a helicopter. Gatling ''very'' good!
** Some of the mooks I fight have them too. They shoot ice for some reason. But when I kill them, I can shoot ice too!

* GiantMook: The {{BFG}} wielding {{mooks}} are these. Some of the SuperPoweredMooks are pretty big to.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: Get this: if you get too triggerhappy on a machine that produces ExplodingBarrels in a game like this, it glitches itself and some random NPC dude out of existence, [[spoiler: ends up in a [[PlanetHeck platform hell]], gains sentience and tries to kill me!]] Who knew? Seriously, if someone told me that was gonna happen...well, I probably would've done it anyway since that was a pretty cool level.