History TropesThatWillNeverHappen / WillNeverSelfDemonstrate

* {{Zapped}}

* LongTitle (Although an example of what the LongTitle for LongTitle would be is provided in the article, it will never be used as the actual title of LongTitle because it's too long for the wiki software to handle.)

These tropes actually have happened, but will lead to [[OhCrap misfortune]] or [[MindScrew confusion]] if they ever [[SelfDemonstratingArticle self-demonstrated]] [[DarthWiki/TropesThatWillNeverHappen so they will never do so]].

** Don’t jinx it…

** If the Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub is any indication, there ''were'' pages that were indeed So Bad, They Were Horrible themselves, but through their self-demonstration, they reduced the quality of the wiki, some of which, like [=Horrible/Fanfic=] violated [[Administrivia/TheGoogleIncident content rules]] and the Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement, so they had to be cut.

** Wiki/TVTropes isn't one?

* YearInsideHourOutside - if only Wiki/TVTropes was like this.

* WeAreNotAloneIndex: Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} most likely isn't interested in documenting their overlap with TV Tropes. Or any other wiki for that matter.

* KnifeNut

[[folder:Title will never self-demonstrate]]

* PortingDisaster (unless Administrivia/TwoPointZero messes it up)

** This could have already happened to SelfDemonstrating/{{Zapped}}, and we would never know.
*** In truth, if a page is cut, we would know.

* AnachronismStew
* AttractiveBentSpecies
* AWizardDidIt (Unless if someone from Creator/WizardsOfTheCoast made the page)
* AxCrazy
* BannedInChina
** Subverted if the Chinese government gets ever pissed off with this site or decides to restrict the internet even more.
* ''WebVideo/BenDrowned''
* BetterThanSex
** It's TV Tropes; ''of course'' it's better than sex!
* BladderOfSteel
** You will need one to read the entire page in one go though.
* BlankBook
* BloodlessCarnage (would only be possible if text had blood)
* BoomHeadshot
* BrotherSisterIncest

* CatsAreMean
** Rrrrr!! Meow meow MEOWR!!!
* ConnectedAllAlong
** I guess this page cannot have a single link inside and no page is allowed to link or redirect to it then?
* ContinuityReboot

* CopycatCover
* CosmicHorrorStory
* {{Creepypasta}}
* Administrivia/DataVampires
* DeaderThanDead
** The wiki is technically not alive, and due to resurrection being impossible for now and the site being not organic or even material...
* DeathTrap ([[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife In the long run, maybe.]])
* DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck
* DestructionEqualsOffSwitch (If this were self-demonstrating, the page would automatically be cut if anyone blanks it.)
* DevelopmentHell (Todo: write description, add examples.)
* DisneyOwnsThisTrope
** Don’t jinx it…
* DistaffCounterpart
* EatsBabies
* EatingMachine

* EldritchAbomination
** Wiki/TVTropes isn't one?
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
** So far, so good.
** Subverted when Cuthulu raises from the underworld to seize all things and drag them back to the depths of Oblivion.

* ExpansionPack
** Unless replies count as expansions, or the original poster edits something to add more...

* FateWorseThanDeath
* FictionalDocument

* FountainOfMemes
** C'mon! The ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' meme density record can't be unbeatable!
* GambitRoulette

* GoMadFromTheRevelation
** We just need to copy the format of TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow.

* GravityIsAHarshMistress
** The page constantly scrolls down, and when it gets to the bottom it [[IncrediblyLamePun ''crashes.'']]
* GroinAttack

* HumanoidAliens

* IBangedYourMom
** Subverted when I did, in fact, bang your mom.
* TheIllegible (Unless something really goes wrong with the code.)

* InNameOnly (If so, it would be about stuff that is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.)

* InvisibleWriting
* IrisOut
** Unless the page was animated or something.

* JumpScare
* JustOneSecondOutOfSync
** Except if there is lag on the connection.
* KilledOffForReal
* KnifeNut

* LongTitle (Although an example of what the LongTitle for LongTitle would be is provided in the article, it will never be used as the actual title of LongTitle because it's too long for the wiki software to handle.)
* LotusEaterMachine, hopefully.
* LukeYouAreMyFather (Even if contributing to a page counts as being its "father", which is a bit weird, people who see this page for the first time obviously won't have contributed to it yet.)
* MadeOfExplodium
* MaternalDeathBlameTheChild
** If a subtrope led to an issue with the parent trope that resulted in the parent trope getting cut, this ''might'' count.
* MindRape
* MoreThanThreeDimensions
* {{Narm}}
* NationalStereotypes
* NeverTrustATitle
* NonIndicativeName
* NoTitle

* OfficiallyShortenedTitle: Shortening it would be a violation of Administrivia/ClearConciseWitty.
* OmnicidalManiac
* OlderThanTelevision (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
* OverlyLongName
* OvershadowedByControversy
** Given that [[Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub some pages were so controversial they were eventually cut forever]], this isn't entirely out of the question.
* PaintedTunnelRealTrain
* Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs (Either the literal or the figurative version.)
* ParallelPornTitles: Replace the TV Tropes logo in the header with a "TV Gropes" logo.
* ParentalIncest
* Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}}'' (Although there is a mini version somewhere on DarthWiki/HowNotToWriteAnExample)
* PlanetEater

* PottyFailure
* PoweredByAForsakenChild (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
* PublicMediumIgnorance
* RealityBreakingParadox
* Really700YearsOld
** Give it time.
* RetGone
** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
** Subverted if the trope is ever renamed. [[note]]Might be CanonDiscontinuity if the title is considered a form of canon.[[/note]]
** Wouldn't it only be subverted if there is no redirect?
* RevenueEnhancingDevices
* RightPlaceRightTimeWrongReason
* RoleEndingMisdemeanor
* DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER

* ScheduleSlip

* SealedEvilInACan
* SecretTestOfCharacter
* SelfDemonstratingArticle
** Isn't it impossible for that to ''not'' self-demonstrate? I mean, it exists, and it's about self-demonstrating pages, so that makes it a self-demonstrating page in itself...doesn't it?
** It logically can either self-demonstrate or not self-demonstrate, [[{{Mindscrew}} but distinguishing between the two is impossible]] [[LogicBomb because either can only be proven by tautology.]][[note]]Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles ''does'' self-demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article ''doesn't'' self demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.[[/note]]
*** Any non-self-demonstrating article listed on the page will eventually be corrected and made self-demonstrating or deleted, so...
* SelfDestructMechanism
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!

* Website/SomethingAwful
* SpeakingSimlish

* SyntheticPlague
* TalkingAnimal
* TechDemoGame (make the page so long and fill it with so many images that only the most high-end [=PCs=] can load it)
* TechnicolorToxin
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill
* ThisIndexHappenedOffscreen
* ThisIndexIsNotAnExample
* ThisPageWillSelfDestruct
* TimeMaster
* TomatoInTheMirror

* TheUnintelligible
** Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.
* SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife (Autsch!)
* UnfortunateImplications
* {{Unwinnable}}
** How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?
*** The same way you win The Game.
* WallOfText
** Give it time until people adds enough examples...
* WeAreNotAloneIndex: Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} most likely isn't interested in documenting their overlap with TV Tropes. Or any other wiki for that matter.
* WhiteVoidRoom
** The closest thing we have to that is EmptyRoomPsych.
* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman

* YearInsideHourOutside - if only Wiki/TVTropes was like this.

* Administrivia/ConversationOnTheMainPage

* DeathTrap ([[JustForFun/JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife In the long run, maybe.]])

* DeathTrap ([[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife In the long run, maybe.]])

* FateWorseThanDeath ([[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Um...]])

* DataVampires

* DeathTrap ([[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife In the long run, maybe.]])

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