History Tropers / YsaSlayerOfSporks

-> I love you.
-->-- ''Me, talking to a kid that wanted to know how to say the f word in Polish. And yes, he believed me.''

I am a Polish girl that used to live in America, but now lives in Poland again. Hi.
I am 15, and in Polish 9th Grade, which is the equivalent of American 10th Grade.
I try to write, but have never finished anything other than short stories for English class.
I have a tendency to use too many quotes in everyday conversation. Blame my mother, she does it more than me.
I either say something stupid or think I say something stupid every minute. Yes, even when I am completely silent. It's a miracle.
I need extra help in THREE subjects at the moment (since I learned Polish from talking to my mom, and we didn't exactly spend lots of time discussing alkanes or verb conjugation or optical science or whatever AND since apparently stuff is harder in Poland), any time I have to do something I find out the minute before I have to go, and I sometimes just don't feel like talking to people on a forum, so... don't expect a regular posting schedule from me. Just don't.
I'm good at remembering stuff, but only if I'll never need it.
I once had to sing the Star Spangled Banner for music class. I asked my aunt (Polish, lived in australia for a while) to listen as I practice. I then sang Bohemian Rhapsody to the tune of the American Anthem, and am now almost incapable of singing either song correctly. And yes, she believed me.

-> I wasn't even listening, I just felt that this conversation needed some randomness.
-->-- ''Me, right after brilliant wordplay''

Welcome to my evil lair... uh, that is, page. It's a work in progress. (And will probably remain so for as long as the Internet exists.)Please, do not poke the demonic waffles. They do not like being poked. Trolls, creepy stalkers, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext people with names oddly similar to the word Spork]] beware. I have a feline ninja at my disposal, and this [[TrademarkFavoriteFood spaghetti]] [[{{Catchphrase}} is very throwable]].

Now, about me. As you may have noticed, I lack normality. My mood can change rather quick. I'm a smart person, I get all A's (Yes, I'm still in school. I'm a freshman, actually. Everyone in my school is one of my evil minions, not that they know about it...) I've always been mature as in 'can handle what was apparently an adult-only movie in middle school'. And immature in many other ways. I read a lot of webcomics, but don't watch much TV. I also read a lot. I seem to always find out what's going on in the world last. I have the amazing ability to get hyper from drinking green tea... somehow, and [[{{Queen}} loud songs about hating your manager]] help me more than talking about my problems (completely unrelated to managers) for some reason. I do a bit of writing, mostly fantasy, I do some drawing, mostly in Physics and English class, and...

I ''did'' tell you to leave the demonic waffles alone, you know. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

* BrilliantButLazy- I got the best grade in class on my English midterm and I make honor roll every time, but I sometimes wonder how that happens. I hardly ever study, I refuse to do any extra work, and my homework is often rushed. I spend my days looking through webcomics and such stuff. I went up to Spanish 2 in middle school, then went right back to Spanish 1 in high school because hey, easy A.
* FlatWhat- Used all the time.
* MoodSwinger- As mentioned above.
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible- Whenever I make a mistake in Art Class, this is my excuse.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood- Spaghetti. Oh, and bacon.
* CloudCuckooLander- Oh, yes. Yes. Definitely. Yes. Hey, is that a flying cheese?
* HiddenDepths- Don't we all have some?
* BerserkButton- The You-Have-No-Right-To-Complain-If-There-Is-One-Person-In-The-Universe-Suffering-More-Than-You thing. And people who can't accept that mistakes happen. No, clearly I'm pure evil, because a '''small child''' mishearing when I was '''whispering''' is the alternative, and that's just IMPOSSIBLE! And people so stupid it actually harms those around them in general. (So not '2+2=5' stupid, 'lack of basic common sense' stupid.) And people who lie- not 'I did the homework myself, not copied at all' lying, but lying that will actually harm someone. And guess what? I had the last three in my school all at once, and two of them were teachers!
* RapunzelHair- Almost. I can actually sit on it, but only if I'm looking at the ceiling. And yes, I DO consider cutting it every morning when I'm trying to get ready for school. And yes, I DO get asked if I'm ever going to give it to Locks for Love every. Single. Day.
* {{Catchphrase}}- "___ is very throwable." also, "_____. [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Of doom.]]"

* IHaveManyNames- I can think of six different ways to say my name, and that's when I limit myself to the existing ones and not the ones my parents made up.(That's very easy in Polish.). Then there's all my childhood nicknames that somehow stuck. My cat had the same thing happen to him.
* GrammarNazi- I helped my mom learn English when we moved to America. I was ''encouraged'' to correct people for every little grammar mistake. It's automatic by now.
* ForeignExchangeStudent- subverted. I came here when I was six, people! I went to school here, only here, I barely remember Poland, and yet one of the two most common reasons people talk to me is to ask me how to curse in a foreign language! (Not telling you either, fellow tropers. Google it. You're on the internet already, and there's a much smaller chance that a website finally gets so annoyed that it just tells you words like I Love You and Marry Me.)

* DarkAndTroubledPast- I deserve a large amount of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood spaghetti]] just for surviving without a psychologist. (Oh, wait, there was that one lady... and then I moved.)
* SuckySchool- Used to be in one. When one kid is being a complete JerkAss and another did nothing wrong, who gets their seat moved and has to sit alone and who does whatever they want after a short talk? If you said the JerkAss gets the first one, congratulations. You're smarter than my middle school teacher. (You've just accomplished The Easiest Thing In History.)

* {{Mistborn}}, and any other stuff by the author
* ChaosWalking
* ThePendragonAdventure
* Stuff by TamoraPierce
* HarryPotter
* OrderOfTheStick
* {{Freefall}}
* GirlGenius
* SluggyFreelance
* PiratesOfTheCaribbean
* {{Queen}}
* Things I was too lazy to put, or forgot. Lots of that.

* SuckySchool- Used to be in one. When one kid is being a complete JerkAss and another did nothing wrong, who gets their seat moved and who does whatever they want after a short talk? If you said the JerkAss gets the first one, congratulations. You're smarter than my middle school teacher. (You've just accomplished The Easiest Thing In History.)

* WarriorCats

* {{Cracked}}

Now, about me. As you may have noticed, I lack normality. My mood can change rather quick. I'm a smart person, I get all A's (Yes, I'm still in school. I'm a freshman, actually. Everyone in my school is one of my evil minions, not that they know about it...) I've always been mature as in 'can handle what was apparently an adult-only movie in middle school'. And immature in many other ways. I read a lot of webcomics, but don't watch much TV. I also read a lot. I seem to always find out what's going on in the world last. I have the amazing ability to get hyper from drinking green tea... somehow, and [[{{Queen}} loud songs about hating your manager]] help me more than talking about my problems (completely unrelated to managers) for some reason. I do a bit of writing, and inevitably have at least one Anti-hero...

* BrilliantButLazy- I got the best grade in class on my English midterm and have straight As, but I sometimes wonder how that happens. I hardly ever study, I refuse to do any extra work, and my homework is often rushed. I spend my days looking through webcomics and such stuff. I went up to Spanish 2 in middle school, then went right back to Spanish 1 in high school because hey, easy A.

* BerserkButton- The You-Have-No-Right-To-Complain-If-There-Is-One-Person-In-The-Universe-Suffering-More-Than-You thing. And people who can't accept that mistakes happen. No, clearly I'm pure evil, because a '''small child''' mishearing when I was '''whispering''' is the alternative, and that's just IMPOSSIBLE! And people so stupid it actually harms those around them in general. (So not '2+2=5' stupid, 'lack of basic common sense' stupid.) And people who lie- not 'I did the homework myself, not copied at all' lying, but lying that will actually harm someone.

* IHaveManyNames- I can think of six different ways to say my name, and that's when I limit myself to the existing ones and not the ones my parents made up.(That's very easy in Polish.). Then there's all my childhood nicknames that somehow stuck. My cat had the same thing happen to him.
* GrammarNazi- I helped my mom learn English when we moved to America. I was ''encouraged'' to correct people for every little grammar mistake. It's automatic by now, sorry in advance if I sound rude.

* AdultsAreUseless- After too many 'next time I'll definitely help with the problem that's been going on for ''a year'' 's you tend to develop that way of thinking. Thanks, middle school!

* Other stuff I didn't find yet. This is a work in progress.

Now, about me. As you may have noticed, I lack normality. My mood can change rather quick. I'm a smart person, I get all A's (Yes, I'm still in school. I'm a freshman, actually. Everyone in my school is one of my evil minions, not that they know about it...) I've always been mature as in 'can handle what was apparently an adult-only movie in middle school, will not run around making poop jokes'. And immature in many other ways. I read a lot of webcomics, but don't watch much TV. I also read a lot. I seem to always find out what's going on in the world last. I have the amazing ability to get hyper from drinking green tea... somehow, and [[{{Queen}} loud songs about hating your manager]] help me more than talking about my problems (completely unrelated to managers) for some reason. I do a bit of writing, and inevitably have at least one Anti-hero...

* {{Mistborn}}, and any other stuff by the author (That I've read. I haven't read the series he's supposed to be finishing, WheelOfTime.)
* ChaosWalking, finished.
* WarriorCats, I'm up to Sign of the Moon, plus all the extras except Crookedstar's Promise.
* ThePendragonAdventure, finished.
* Stuff by TamoraPierce. I'm pretty sure I read it all.
* HarryPotter, read it all, watched all the movies.
* OrderOfTheStick, my first webcomic
* {{Freefall}}, another early webcomic.
* GirlGenius I found more recently. Also loved it.
* SluggyFreelance is very long. I like that about a good thing.
* PiratesOfTheCaribbean is awesome, I quote the characters a lot, and I only watched the first three movies because my friend told me the fourth one isn't worth it.
* {{Cracked}}. Reading the archives now.
* {{Queen}}. Listening to it as I type this, actually.

Welcome to my evil lair... uh, that is, page. It's a work in progress. Please, do not poke the demonic waffles. They do not like being poked. Trolls, creepy stalkers, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext people with names oddly similar to the word Spork]] beware. I have a feline ninja at my disposal, and this [[TrademarkFavoriteFood spaghetti]] [[{{Catchphrase}} is very throwable]].

Now, about me. As you may have noticed, I lack normality. My mood can change rather quick. I'm a smart person, I get all A's (Yes, I'm still in school. I'm a freshman, actually. Everyone in my school is one of my evil minions, not that they know about it...) I've always been mature as in 'can handle what was apparently an adult-only movie in middle school, will not run around making poop jokes'. And immature in many other ways. I read a lot of webcomics, but don't watch much TV. I also read a lot. I seem to always find out what's going on in the world last. I have the amazing ability to get hyper from drinking green tea... somehow, and [[{{Queen}} loud songs about hating your manager]] help me more than talking about my problems (completely unrelated to managers) for some reason. I do a bit of writing, and inevitably haveat least one Anti-hero...

Now, about me. As you may have noticed, I lack normality. My mood can change rather quick. I'm a smart person, I get all A's (Yes, I'm still in school. I'm a freshman, actually. Everyone in my school is one of my evil minions, not that they know about it...) I've always been mature as in 'can handle what was apparently an adult-only movie in middle school, will not run around making poop jokes'. And immature in many other ways. I read a lot of webcomics, but don't watch much TV. I also read a lot. I seem to always find out what's going on in the world last. I have the amazing ability to get hyper from drinking green tea... somehow, and [[{{Queen}} loud songs about hating your manager]] help me more than talking about my problems (completely unrelated to managers) for some reason. I do a bit of writing, and often use good guys that act more like bad guys somet...