History Tropers / LolipodDistortion

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* ''TheMatrix'' (All of them)
* The ''{{Terminator}}'' Trilogy
* ''{{Alien}}'' and ''{{Aliens}}''

* ''[[Film/SpiderMan Spiderman 1]]'' and ''[[Film/SpiderMan Spiderman 2]]''

* ''{{Riverworld}}'' series

* The ''{{Illuminatus}}'' Trilogy
* Greg Egan
* Ray Bradbury

[[AsYouKnow As you might have guessed from reading the title]], [[CaptainObvious I'm LolipodDistortion,]] [[IHaveManyNames formerly known as Rumetzen.]] [[HormoneAddledTeenager I'm a 15 year old]] [[PirateNinjaZombieRobot writer/gamer/martial artist]] [[MacguffinLocation who lives in]] [[CollectorOfTheStage Austin,]] [[EverythingIsBigInTexas Texas,]] [[WishFulfillment and hopes to be in the]] [[SemperFi Marine Corps]] [[NotGrowingUpSucks when I grow up.]] [[ThatsAllFolks That's about it.]]

[[AsYouKnow As you might have guessed from reading the title]], [[CaptainObvious I'm LolipodDistortion,]] [[IHaveManyNames formerly known as Rumetzen.]] [[HormoneAddledTeenager I'm a 15 year old]] [[PirateNinjaZombieRobot writer/gamer/martial artist]] [[MacguffinLocation who lives in]] [[CollectorOfTheStage Austin,]] [[EverythingIsBiggerInTexas Texas,]] [[WishFulfillment and hopes to be in the]] [[SemperFi Marine Corps]] [[NotGrowingUpSucks when I grow up.]] [[ThatsAllFolks That's about it.]]

As you might have guessed from reading the title, I'm LolipodDistortion, formerly known as Rumetzen. I'm a 15 year old writer/gamer/martial artist who lives in Austin, Texas, and hopes to be in the Marine Corps when I grow up. That's about it.
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Tropes that describe me:
* DeadpanSnarker: More in real life than on the forum.

* {{Ho Yay}}: With all sorts of tropers.

* {{Claustrophobia}}: It only appeared recently though
* InnocenceLost: Middle school
* SweetTooth: My favorites are starburst and bubble gum.
* {{Paranoia}}: You have to believe me! Kurt Cobain is living in my Nirvana poster and watches me sleep!

* EvilEye: I can kill a man by staring at him long enough
* BerserkButton: People looking down on me

* DoggedNiceGuy: I used to be. I try to think I'm over it, but I'm not entirely sure.
* {{Lurker}} IRL, not on the forum

* {{Catchphrase}} 'COOL', 'Curses', and liberal use of the word shit.

* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder: I've yet to actually finish a work.

[[folder:Music I like]]

* More to come after a review of my bookshelf

* ''[=~Yu-Gi-Oh!~=]'' (The manga)

* BusouRenkin
* RurouniKenshin
* {{Psyren}}
* FullmetalAlchemist

* And many more

Vandalize Away!

SHEDINJA! - @/{{SunshineWerewolf}}

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SHEDINJA! = @/{{SunshineWerewolf}}

The faeries were curious as to you. Your avatars and signature intrigue them. - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie]]

{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}} sez hi!

* LoveTriangle: Type 4.

* SuicidalOverconfidence

As you might have guessed from reading the title, I'm LolipodDistortion, formerly known as Rumetzen. I'm a 15 year old writer/gamer/martial artist who lives in Austin, Texas, and hopes to be in the marine corps when I grow up.

Hi everybody! I be Lolipod Distortion, and this be my troper page!

I'm a 15 year old texas troper. I live in Austin, and I'm [[strike: fairly]] very liberal, although I want to be in the Marine Corps when I grow up. I'm not bipolar or an aspie, although I have some traits of both.

* TheInsomniac: I can't sleep without my medicine.

* HulkingOut

* {{Lurker}} IRL, not on the forum.
* {{Foe Yay}}: With {{Tropers/vandro}}.
** Vandro's my foe now? - Rumetzen

* NightmareFetishist: [[OrIsIt Or is is it all a clever ruse?]]

* RapidFireComedy

[[foldercontrol: Fix'd]]

A person who likes {{Preacher}} and {{Transmetropolitan}}...huh. Let's drink to that! @/{{Juancarlos11}}

* A person who likes {{Preacher}} and {{Transmetropolitan}}...huh. Let's drink to that!

* I personally find it to be overhyped and unappealing. But I also respect your right to disagree. YouMonster.

Problem Sleuth was better - @/HotelKilo

Bonjour! :3 -{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}

Another trooper who listens to {{KMFDM}}, yay!!- @/{{inane242}}

A new name huh? Well I guess that earns you a coffee. *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}